True. Been carnivore 4 years, rarely fart anymore or have bloat/stomach cramps that I used to get eating modern foods. Seems weird now when people act like they have to eat fibre and fart constantly to be "healthy".
>Person complain about flatulence >Give dietary advice on how to prevent it
those damn carnivores!
I'd give you dietary advice on how to heal mental illnesses, but you won't listen so take your meds like the good little slave you are.
True. Been carnivore 4 years, rarely fart anymore or have bloat/stomach cramps that I used to get eating modern foods. Seems weird now when people act like they have to eat fibre and fart constantly to be "healthy".
lel carnists are going to die early deaths due to horrible digestive systems
these people are so moronic they believe if a symptom goes away then that must mean you healed, it's the equivalent of taking advil for a toothache and coming to the conclusion that you don't need to go to the dentist now
Dude I can't eat beans, cookie, flour or eat too much orange
I fart very 15 minutes, no joking .. did you ever farted so much that you got angry punching the wall? Even the reverberation of the punch made me fart
Zero smells, just gaaaaaaaas
I swear to you, I mastered farting in different tones already
I will try singing a simple tune next
Ive watched every single one of her videos. God i want mommy mondragon to step on my back and crack tf out of me. Its gotta be so nice ... she even cracks peoples ears
Isn't that the point? You book a session for relaxing and unwinding. Releasing intestinal gas if your bodies way of letting go. The therapists must see patients fart all the time it's their job.
Don't they also have scented candles in the room to deal with all the foul smell?
Isn't it self-evident that you need to make yourself shit and fart before you exercise? Or anything really, like attend a meeting, use public transport, use the elevator with other people. Why do so many people get this. If you eat a lot of beans, then let one rip when you go to the toilet to pee. This isn't rocket science, I learned this when I was like 8 years old, yet I am surrounded by grown adults constantly sharting and farting everywhere and acting like it is an inevitability.
I live next to this Mondragon chiropractor but she is always booked for months. I always think about booking an appointment but always just end up booking an appointment for a massage for the weekend instead
I do a yoga class a couple times a week to stretch and some hot chick farted in it yesterday during a pose and we all had to pretend like no one heard it
Stop eating fiber abd you will never fart again.
I can't even remember the last time I farted.
True. Been carnivore 4 years, rarely fart anymore or have bloat/stomach cramps that I used to get eating modern foods. Seems weird now when people act like they have to eat fibre and fart constantly to be "healthy".
What's weirder is that anti plant people just plaster their diet everywhere when nobody asks
>Person complain about flatulence
>Give dietary advice on how to prevent it
those damn carnivores!
I'd give you dietary advice on how to heal mental illnesses, but you won't listen so take your meds like the good little slave you are.
Don't reply to me ever again
I accept your concession
lel carnists are going to die early deaths due to horrible digestive systems
these people are so moronic they believe if a symptom goes away then that must mean you healed, it's the equivalent of taking advil for a toothache and coming to the conclusion that you don't need to go to the dentist now
Damn she's got huge breasts, source?
Dr. Brenda Mondragon, DC Orlando, FL
Nice, thanks
I can't believe chiropractors are unironically allowed to title themselves as doctors in the US.
I'll have no qualms about farting in her face
lmao guy looks like that booba pepe
heh
Why is she pointing at his wiener? Did he get an erection?
They're recording a porn or an ad for porn, what do you think?
the trapped fart in his bowels which he has been holding in for hours
Dude I can't eat beans, cookie, flour or eat too much orange
I fart very 15 minutes, no joking .. did you ever farted so much that you got angry punching the wall? Even the reverberation of the punch made me fart
Zero smells, just gaaaaaaaas
I swear to you, I mastered farting in different tones already
I will try singing a simple tune next
I can prove
https://voca.ro/1c8VHvAKZ4cy
Just eat better? More fiber, more water I don't know. What have you found from your research so far?
They don’t always it must be too difficult to hold! I’ve heard stories!
i think about this sometimes when watching these videos. Must happen sometimes; they just don't post it.
Diet is a key factor
Most males are not powerless in the face of "excitement." We just deal with it and remember why we're there.
Before I have any physio or massage, I don't eat for at least six hours. Learned the hard way.
there is no sound you dumb Black person
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I wanna go get a massage how do I not pop a boner?
They must screen out the farty ones
Holding in farts is unheathy, Op
I used to binge watch a different big tittied MILF chiropractor, Mondragon. Probably as a cope for being touch starved haha
Ive watched every single one of her videos. God i want mommy mondragon to step on my back and crack tf out of me. Its gotta be so nice ... she even cracks peoples ears
Letting out a fart is one of the most simplest pleasures for a human being
Isn't that the point? You book a session for relaxing and unwinding. Releasing intestinal gas if your bodies way of letting go. The therapists must see patients fart all the time it's their job.
Don't they also have scented candles in the room to deal with all the foul smell?
her daughter is a qt too
Isn't it self-evident that you need to make yourself shit and fart before you exercise? Or anything really, like attend a meeting, use public transport, use the elevator with other people. Why do so many people get this. If you eat a lot of beans, then let one rip when you go to the toilet to pee. This isn't rocket science, I learned this when I was like 8 years old, yet I am surrounded by grown adults constantly sharting and farting everywhere and acting like it is an inevitability.
why is that amazing? are you incontinent?
>mfw OP is a homosexual
I live next to this Mondragon chiropractor but she is always booked for months. I always think about booking an appointment but always just end up booking an appointment for a massage for the weekend instead
If the patient was a fat hairy old man I'm sure the issue wouldn't be inside his butthole
I do a yoga class a couple times a week to stretch and some hot chick farted in it yesterday during a pose and we all had to pretend like no one heard it
Does anyone else burp a lot doing pranayama yoga?