Americans literally see nothing wrong with pic related
>drive everywhere
>eat at places called fast food "restaurants"
>wonder why they're fat
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looks comfy
Until you open the front door and realize you can't do anything outside your house without first sitting in traffic and driving to a parking lot.
I still remember some Anon going on a berserk rant about how it the absolute mog to have a crisp lawn.... omfg...
boomer jak lawnmower.jpg
he's right and clearly you're saying omfg because of the epiphany he allowed you
obsession with muh lawn is a boomer thing
tbh I think people eating shit and not knowing how to cook is more to blame for obesity
can't outlift a bad diet
>can't outlift a bad diet
Sure you can
What the frick those bumpy sidewalks are dangerous what the frick
There's a reason it's named Gallop Vale.
Because they are designed to be efficient for driveways and cars. Pedestrian aren’t considered. You get in your car and drive if you want to go anywhere.
I'd rather pay watchmen to pour boiling oil on Black folk since that's obviously what's going on they're too scared to deal with Black folk so they do this passive aggressive shit
Are you moronic? Jog 2 minutes and you'll find a park a school a church and stores
looks comfy tbh. this is preferable to apartment living surrounded by undesirables. you get a nice little driveway and garage to keep 1 or 2 shitboxes to wrench on on the weekend. americans are lucky
People are fat because every foot item at the store is packed with oils and high fructose corn syrup.
Are you that weirdo I saw last night at planet fitness taking an uber? What does that even cost?
Seriously... especially if people are strapped for cash and going to cheaper areas.
Oh yes, the rail systems that quickly get filled up with smelly homeless people, and other criminals.
I HATE SUBURBIA
I HATE SUBURBIA
I HATE SUBURBIA
Literally heaven compared to your trash heap of a continent
If you're not American you're literally not living life
based, dog bless america
america is the greatest country on earthS I’m never going back to Spain
madrileño?
Based
I'm in a valkan shit hole and have a green card, but also felony warrants
I want to go back and hope they let me in again
What a mistake
Better jail in America than this "freedom" in "europe"
I'm moving to Spain with American dollars, best of both worlds
Oh yeah, dog bless
lmao @ those sidewalks. it's basically just speed bumps.
>speed bumps
Alternatively, they're sick jumps for my bike
>be american
>buy plywood house in genericville, whitetown to get away from basketballers
>home owners association says i have to do 15 hours of lawn care a week or they'll evict me from a house i bought with my own money and own entirely on my own 100%
>accidentally drop a dandelion seed which blows to my neighbour's yard
>get shot
>home owners association
what is that? why people hate them?
Imagine if all the middle aged women with nothing better to do but complain got together and made all the rules about how you live
In your own house
People who hate HOAs are people who have never lived in a neighborhood that didn’t have one. Imagine being next door to the motherfricker with 6 rusted out ford pintos in his backyard, 3 different types of fences - all built in parallel with silver maples growing between them, an unmanaged tree now hanging a massive branch over your toddlers bedroom (which they refuse to even split the cost of managing), and lawn chairs strewn about their front yard.
Europeans like to make fun of HOAs but what they don’t realize is that they’re already being taxed and charged by the biggest HOA - Which is whatever europoor shithole government that is currently running their country.
>Imagine being next door to the motherfricker with 6 rusted out ford pintos in his backyard, 3 different types of fences - all built in parallel with silver maples growing between them, an unmanaged tree now hanging a massive branch over your toddlers bedroom (which they refuse to even split the cost of managing), and lawn chairs strewn about their front yard.
I'm imagining it
That's his right, except the tree shit which I'd promptly cut and toss the branches into his yard. Never mind the euros, I'm a burger and the idea of paying to allow people to tell me what to do with my property is cuckery of the highest order.
It's like a level of ascension beyond jannydom, where you not only do it for free, but you PAY to do it.
There are plenty of neighborhoods that don’t have HOAs. In fact, of the 4 houses I’ve owned none of them had HOAs.
I live in an area with no HOA or enforced regulations right now and it's great. Neighbors do whatever the frick they want it's none of my business, and the same for me I do whatever I want on my property and it's none of their business. Everyone wins.
There’s pros and cons. It depends who your neighbors are. The house behind me is a rental and I get every variety of shithead imaginable. No HOA so their grass is like 3 feet tall in their backyard and attracts rats. They never take their trash out to the curb on time so I smell their garbage too.
I live in a good neighborhood, too. Plan to rent it out myself when I can afford 30-40 acres.
Similar situation. I live in a great neighborhood where everyone minds their own business. Our HOA only takes care of common areas thou, I wish they'd enforce the rules a little bit more on the landscapes of some houses.
>Imagine being next door to the motherfricker with 6 rusted out ford pintos in his backyard
Bingo.
I work in property law and lots of my clients are HOAs, do NOT live in one if you have the option.
At best they are a scam so that the developer can squeeze more money out of the homes, at worst they are a way for the board to filter people out of a neighborhood (based on personal preference), one missed HOA payment could result in a foreclosure, in fact a large amount of foreclosures on the west coast start with HOA action.
If you live in an HOA, you technically don't own the land your house is on, and your dumbass signed it over to them when you bought the house.
Worst part is that everything runs on cars and there is no proper train/bus system and there are very few roads you can ride a bike on
no matter what board, what time of day, or season it be...europoors seething about America puts a smile on me!
Fast food is one of America's biggest export. You homosexuals can't get enough.
>t. sardine in a can
This looks nicer than OP's pic.
>I'd rather be crammed into a can with dozens of other people literally within meters of me at all times than own a house
Individualism has irreparably damaged american brains
Seethe
Because property = freedom
>property = freedom
Does OP's pic look like Freedom to you? You may as well be living in a giant, single level apartment complex. You walk out into your backyard and you're within immediate eyesight of all of your neighbors. Your house is made as cheaply as possible out of paper thing drywall and plastic, just like the shitty apartment block in
. Not to mention these sorts of neighborhoods are ruled by HOAs that will come for your ass unless you completely conform to their strict rules. I also guarantee anyone living in one of these shitboxes is paying rent to a bank to avoid being evicted from "their property". If they weren't then they could afford to own a real house on private land.
I'd rather not have to get into my car and drive 15 minutes whenever I want to hang out with my friends, buy groceries, or do literally anything else.
yes. you take a huge loan and spend a fortune on your house and then still have to dedicate half your life for upkeeping and gardening.
Not me. Something wrong with the house? Not my problem, just inform house maintenance.
Lawn needs to be mowed and hedge needs trimming? Not my problem, someone else does it. Trash cans need to be moved by the road for garbage collection? You guessed it.
I can spend my free time doing whatever the frick I want.
cope, apartment dwelling loser.
you own nothing, you live in the pod, you eat the bugs.
Im a city/suburb gay , honestly its not so bad....
Its cozy to know your neighbors and shit.... you have a sense of small community and shit.
it stops being nice when abdul and tyrone blast music at 1am
True. I never had a neighbor that was actually quiet. Before I bought my house I was living next door to a single mother nurse and her BPD high school daughter who invited her whiteboy friends over to run a train on her and do whippets until 5 AM.
Checked and made me realize maybe Im the noise neighbor , I hope not , Im trying to be quit as an ant peeing on a cotton.
What should I do if both of these options look fricking grim to me?
The area in OPs pic is what would be considered “suburban”. The idea is you get some space to have a bigger house and a small plot of land but still close enough to amenities. What happened is it all turned into generic McMansions built into shitty HOAs and you are a 20-30 minute drives from everything.
The second pic would be more urban. The ideal would be shared spaces and efficient/clean public transportation that creates a walkable area.
If neither feels ideal look for rural areas. Ideally you have your own land and separation from your neighbors. Usually you utilize part of your land for some forms of self sustainability. A town nearby contains a few stores and meeting areas where the community can come together.
Unfortunately, even the rural areas are being “suburbanized” where a busy small town center is replaced with a few random big box stores and strip malls.
Why are leftists obsessed with high density housing and walkable cities?
It's the ideal way to live and how all the rich people live in whatever country you're based in.
I'm from the UK where we essentially live like this but much smaller houses and can just not imagine living in an apartment as an adult with a family. Even past 30 I really would not want to do it, it's such a shit experience with the noise, lack of outdoor space, lack of freedom to alter property, lack of privacy etc.
What a fricking dump, miles away any store, everything miles away, trash neighbours, etc
As my days get repetitive, im starting to have a panic.
Is this what life is? Just go do shit with some girl, have babies, raise a family, and live the rest of your life out by keeping up the responsibilities?
Right now im single, living alone, and spending my time doing whatever I want to do. To have the thought of doing anything more makes me want to complain about having to do too much
>Is this what life is?
Its a deep conversation tho , but also single and honestly I wouldn't mind coming home to hot spicy stuffed peppers ( yes also that context).
I fully intend to leave this shithole the first chance I get. If my dumbfrick countrymen would rather live in these soulless NPC cloned homes, by all means let them live their lie.
i'maeurogay and don't see anything wrong with your pic
You couldn't afford any of those houses anyway 3rd worlder, you should start charging all those Americans you allow to live rent free in your head
>I might live in a shithole but at least I'm paying a lot for it
We make a lot too poorgay, foreign concept to you I know
Here's my pretty typical American 'hood.
https://www.google.com/maps/@38.7537894,-77.278022,3a,75y,282.85h,88.55t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s73UMNSjTCteSFTCH5oJQuA!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu
Yeah, we drive everywhere, but so what? It's chill and cozy. Acting like it's dystopian is stupid. Stop pretending that you'd prefer to live in an apartment complex in some walkable city.
Why do Americans get so angry about the phrase “walkable city”? Why is it bad to be able to walk around your city?
Because most American cities, or metro areas, do have a walkable part in them, usually a downtown district, but those are full of either liberal hipsters, nonwhites, it's an actual combat zone, or all three, so it triggers the neets on IST
Also like 60% of Americans would have trouble walking a mile to get their food. That's probably the response your bait was looking for.
>ask why people hate cities where you can walk around
>BAIT BAIT BAIT
I hate this website
I answered your question frickboy
I love the general aesthetics, and in my 20s that's where I wanted to live... but holy shit, it's filled w homeless and tons of undesirables.
What does a nice suburban neighborhood have to do with anything you said?
I have in a neighborhood just like this and I guarantee I'm fitter than you.
To me this smacks of sour grapes. You haven't been able to achieve this level of life and it makes you seethe.
I'd rather live in suburbia in an affordable home than in Switzerland with their 99 year mortgages.
Yuropoor from Germany, unable to afford any fricking home of my own
>fitness board
>let’s discuss home ownership
Why is this being posted here? Or is it just another off topic thread where fit brags about how they all own a home at 24 from their 250k a year work from home 2 hours a day software engineer/programming job?
and yet you post in it anyway, you are very intelligent
I don't think eurogays really understand just how BIG america is. Its really big. and the cities are even bigger. Most cities in america aren't the super dence sky scraper city like new york. Look at LA, its over 100 miles across, and 90% of it is just housing. Most cities in the middle of america are similar, flat with two story buildings at the most, because there's plenty of room to spread outwards instead of building vertically.
Looks kinda like Australia
ISSSS TWO WOUD
meanwhile, the financial markets..
Too cookie cutter for my taste. Walking around places with more variety is enjoyable. Problem is the closer you get to city centers the more homeless there are but the city centers have character at least.