>everything in shape except gigantic 40 pound belly
>don't even overeat by more than 500 calories usually
Why was I cursed with this?
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Anglo Gut
It's curse anglo-saxons had to pay for separating themselves from the french.
>t. Historylet
The normans came from france, but originated from scandinavia. Anglos and saxons are both germanic tribes
>Most of the French are Normans
Most French are either Franks, aka Germanic tribes like the Anglos (Saxons) or Celtic Gauls like the Irish.
Normans are a much smaller part of the genetic pool, and only in northern France. The biking invasion hit England a lot harder than France at the time because Paris was already a stronghold in the North. So yes, the majority of French are Franks, are nobler race than the Anglo-Saxons, like Lombards, but a Germanic race nonetheless.
>Actual French Norman from the North of France
Normans became gallicised very quickly because they all too French wives. Anyway French is a Gaulish + Germanic (Franks, Burgundians, Visigoths) nation anyway.
the original normans settled the coast and married french women. They brought with them zero (0) women. They left behind little culture.
Later this Norman "duchy" would become larger and include people far from the coasts that have had zero genetic or cultural contribution from scandinavia
This is also where most of the Normans who invaded England come from, such as the count of Evreux for example
The normans of the 11th century have nothing to do with the normans of the 10th century, we're effectively talking about vikings and frenchmen
>>don't even overeat by more than 500 calories usually
Get into a caloric deficit
Who cares. It wouldn't exist if you were 12% bodyfat. Just lose it.
Hes cute... like a giant teddy bear...I'd have sex with him and cuddle on his belly while he twirls my hair
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>Why was I cursed with this?
here is you: eat plant based garbage, cant get rid of disgusting gut. solution: stop eating plants, your visceral fat will disappear. alternatively: just embrace your NORF heritage.
500 calories huh
>don't even overeat by more than 500 calories usually
So basically a bulking. Turn that surplus in a deficit
What's this person's Tiktok? For educational purposes only I promise
You are a one big fatass to grow a gut to size to be able to define its own nationality.
500 extra calories a day is 3,500 calories a week. If your body were perfectly efficient in storing it as fat, that would be 52 lbs a year of extra lard. Even accounting for days you don't overeat and inefficiencies, its probably still 10-20 lbs of new lard, every year. That's why you have a big fricking gut.
Cortisol and low T.
Go get a full blood panel. Ask your doctor to check your hormones, T/E, and thyroid. I find potbellys to be an abomination. Pregnant looking Men disgust me. I was a fatfrick at one time until I got my T under control. Nowadays, it's insane cortisol problems in Men. I read an article from the British medical journal that proved that potbellies have insane levels of cortisol which makes the Male body pack on visceral fat; eventually that cortisol gets into the brain. Which causes a lowered IQ and brain fog. That explains why these middle aged Men become literal dumbfricks that constantly clear their throats.
Get a blood test now!
No anon, it's because OP eat like a fricking dragon
OP will have low test because of obesity, not the other way around
Are Anglo women like this too? Asking for a friend haha...
Are you an alcoholic?
Modern meds would say it's an Autoimmune issue in the GI. What they're less likely to say is that it is probably a from fungal overgrowth in the GI, possibly parasitic, or both fungal and parasitic.
>don't even overeat by more than 500 calories usually
500 is a lot, and if you're doing it "usually" then you're going to gain a lot of weight over time. If you keep a log of what you eat and find a way to turn that "usually 500 over" into "always 100 under", then you will lose it eventually.
>everything in shape except
Total fricking denial here folks
this is just a gay with a gainer fetish like nococado avocado and if it is OP in the pic, then he's just engaging in exhibitionism