>anon, how come you are at the gym 5 times a week?

>anon, how come you are at the gym 5 times a week? Don't you need more recovery time? Do you not have other hobbies?
what's the correct rebuttal here

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >diseased hand
    ew

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not diseased, it is red because she was prying open oysters with it just before the picture was taken.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Solid sleuthing work, detective-anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd pry her oysters if you catch me drift

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's obvious but I still like your answer

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >women understanding recovery time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a fucking ridiculous pose to squeeze her ass as much as possible and make it appear bigger. guaranteed once this bitch stands up and puts on regular clothes she's flat as a board

      instagram thots were a mistake.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Hey, how come you spend 3 hours a day on your phone? Don't you have other hobbies?"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try 16+.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >did i ask for your opinion, bitch? go get me 2 coffees

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    take the oyster shells and cut her to shreds with them. Nothing personell bitch.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ehm, I-I actually go to the gym 6 days a week and I have autism.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow he probably has a very strong character

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how come you are at the gym 5 times a week
    Because that's how many days there are in a true week. The 7 day week is a gnomish moon worshipping notion.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just obtain other hobbies. like warhammer. bitches love warhammer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correction, bitches do not like warhammer

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather confess to women that i'm a sex offender before showing them my warhammer collection

        If she's turned off by your Warhammer minis then she's just not the one bros

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          But if shes turned on by or tolerates consoom toys for adults she IS the one?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What surrogate activities do you partake in?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mainly playing guitar/bass and producing music, furthering my programming to stay competitive at work, and have been dabbling in drawing for a while now. Needless to say working out. I want to start hiking again as well

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh and saving up for a house so i can start gardening. Miss it as we had one when i was young

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather confess to women that i'm a sex offender before showing them my warhammer collection

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This grown man is sitting shirtless at a desk seething to a camera about a 10 year old kid not fucking sluts.

        And even worse you and many others follow him as some enlightened preacher…

        Mental illness.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >chud hands typed this

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The sad part is that he says stuff every man should already know

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree that little fucking geek needs to get his shit together. 200 pi? That lil bro gets ZERO pussy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NO YOU HAVE TO CENTER YOUR LIFE AROUND APPEALING TO WOMEN BE A Black LIKE ME AND HAVE MEANINGLESS SEX WITH WHORES. NO I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THERE BEING SO MANY WHORES EVEN THOUGH I PERPETUATE THE ISSUE WHILE COMPLAINING ABOUT IT BECAUSE....I AM JUST NOT OK
        I feel bad for zoomers. The closest thing they can get to a positive male figure is some half Black loser who is obsessed with getting worn out pussy. He is just teaching young white men to act like Blacks, being that he is one.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have zero hoes

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Getting laid is the primary objective in life.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, having a kid is, and casual sex can only harm your future child's life.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Checked, but what a shallow life to live. In your eyes i completed life at 16

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >people really take advice from this guy
        How desperate do you have to be to rake this seething moron seriously?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      These things are just as bad as funko-pops if not worse

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're just model kits m8 they at least take some time and effort to look nice. Funkos are just brainless consooming.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s just factually incorrect
        funkopoops are inherently useless, they just sit around and collect dust and also look like shit
        warhammer models are game pieces and actually look good unless you’re a retarded chaos player

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          > My toy soldiers aren't just figurines, they are actually game pieces and really just look great!!!

          Said every wargaming nerd after the introduction of miniatures based war gaming.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >astra militarumlet
      All they care about is big tyranid ovipositor.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never understood why girls like nids.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fucking hate the NU-sentinel, the classic one looks great.
      Painting SoH terminators at the moment, for the warmaster

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      one of these days i will visit a foerign country, go up to a chick and just start explaining the entierty of the Horus Heresy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it signifies you have a fortune. But at the same time it also tells them you're throwing away to some other gold-digging, abusive vampire.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you perchance wear glasses, have a beard, and are bald?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The total time I spend in the gym is around 6 hours out of 168 hours available in a week but go ahead and explain to me how that is a problem.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell her that you do have other hobbies. You're fermenting ginger beer and sour kraut at home while you're in the gym.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell her you don't take advice from skellies or DYELs.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a-actually I'm doing what's called a split, which is sort of logically p-p-p-partitioning muscle groups to minimize overlap but still t-train the large ones enou-
    >>ugh, forget I asked anon

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stacey, truth be told, I'd like to go less. It's just that a bro like me man, I love the gym, I love the muscle man.
    I be feeling like one of them bodybuilder bros, you know?
    Like Arnold, or Ronnie Coleman or somethin'
    Yeah you know a bro got swole, a bro can leave the gym
    But if I leave, the gym bros still gone love me man?
    I get love out here in the gym, man
    I done maxed 350lbs on these benches, man, squat 450, 550 dead
    As long as bros is feeling it, a bro like me could muscle it
    That's my gift in life, Stacey, you know?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>anon, how come you are at the gym 5 times a week?
    I enjoy it.
    >Don't you need more recovery time?
    Not really, I don't train every muscle every time.
    >Do you not have other hobbies?
    I do. Rape for example.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Well, since you are so concerned about my health, I'll let you know that pussy juice is amazing for recovery, if you catch my drift. *wink at her*

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how come you spend 8 hours a day on a vietnamese basket weaving forum?
    >*an heros*

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    made for BBC

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    camille pidoux btw

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody asked btw

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's being nice

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you have a picture of my gf…

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    rape

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what's the correct rebuttal here
    Punch her in the gut

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong. I go to the gym 9 times a week

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I think i found what i was lifting for, babe
    as i make kissy faces and rock eyebrows

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finish workout, step out of the gym
    >receptionist says "bye, see you tomorrow"
    >tell her that I'm off tomorrow
    >she says "oh I'm sorry I thought you were coming daily"
    Women have no idea what recovery is. They think working out 7 days a week is normal

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well you sure ruined her tomorrow, heartless bastard.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          because she can't see you at the gym tomorrow, dingus.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bet her breath smells disgusting after guzzling down those oysters.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stfu and make me a protein smoothie woman

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never say you go to they gym. For some reason, many normalfags find it ridiculous (even though everyone likes a fit physique).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being so insecure you care what a normie thinks about you going to the gym. Hiding it is what a pussy does. Own it. It's a part of your life if you are serious about it so you shouldn't hide it from people, especially someone you want to date. They are gonna find out anyway.
      You are worse than a normie for being fake and gay.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For the last time woman, i am 6 times a week at the gym. Anyway, should i eat icecream or pancakes off your ass later?

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you know how many times I go to the gym?
    I never saw you there.
    We just meet up on tinder.
    Where did you get that information???
    I never told you anything about gym!
    >take out my phone and send self destruct command to my home servers
    >break phone in half (all data encrypted)
    >start running into woods
    >she hears me screaming in the distances
    >YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME CIA moronS!!!
    >my silhouette vanishes among the woods

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the woods was just a fed honeypot
      Lmao got 'em!

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shut up bitch

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    But I go 7 times a week

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm married, don't talk to me.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "I like to challenge myself."
    "But you look like the real challenge. Maybe you want to have drinks with me?"

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you not have other hobbies?
    It takes literally only 1 hour per day T O P S ... Do normiecels really make this argument?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's one hour missing out on TV time you bigot!

  34. 3 months ago
    Giddy

    The weekend is for hobbies, maybe join me sometime and see for yourself.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I gotta say is thank god I’m Ace and don’t need sex

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of bot makes these threads? Literally this has never happened yet it's asked in some variation multiple times every week. It's so lame

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    her pussy is definitely pink

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, you can tell by her palm color.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why I alternate between gyms in the same commercial gym chain.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been asked this by my current gf, it helps to not be autistic and just tell the truth.

    "I do cardio at the gym on my rest days, so I don't break my schedule. I like to stay active"

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    girls don't want to talk about you, they want to talk about themselves. respond with some simple normie crap like "i like movies", then immediately switch the focus of the conversation back to them. eg. "whats your fav movie?"

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw a girl in line at chipotle was unironically impressed because I was reading a schopenhauer book while waiting in line

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      impressed at how autistic you are

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek thanks anon
        the nice thing is I've become pretty well adjusted so I can be le epic fitlit larper but also be normal with people

        in fact among my normie friends at work they seem to let a lot of shit (by me) slide simply because they like me. I figure on just becoming even more likeable and good at whatever I do so that I have more social leeway in doing what I want

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          carrying around books in public is creepy

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you're right, maybe becoming a gymcel in place of having a personality won't make me attractive to women!

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anon, how come you are at the gym 5 times a week?
    Actually, i'm in the gym 7 times a week sweatie.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a right to have guns and I'm the only one responsible for these cannons baby.
    >proceeds by flexing biceps.

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