>dinner date
ISHYGDDT.
Just grab a coffee, invite her over to your house for some wine or a couple beers, have The Sex™ and then eat something healthy you've cooked.
If she doesn't appreciate that, she is trash.
>Anon is also nodding, but his face ends up too close to a sandwich and fries and he quickly eats it in a few bites. It takes a lot of calories to sustain his physique, because of this he is always hungry
first date with my first/current gf (and likely my future wife) was all you can est sushi and a pool hall. didn't frick her until we'd been dating for about 2 months because it's wrong to sleel with someone you aren't in love with
>sorry I somehow ordered this forgetting I’m gluten intolerant >also it was probably cooked in peanut oil, which I’m also allergic to >*takes a few loperamide* “heh for my IBS you know… >s-so what’s your favorite sub genre of metal? Is it Djent? >hold the thought I gotta go to the bathroom for 20 minutes or so
Maybe girls like dad bods because it’s way more fun to have a bae you can enjoy pizza and beer with than a guy who eats salad and counts his macronutrients
If it’s Saturday after 4pm then I’d eat it, any other time I wouldn’t even go there.
I’ve never been to slim chickens though, so I dunno if I’d waste my Saturday binge on that when I could be eating a deep dish hot carl.
I would unironically allow a girl like this to ruin my life. I always fall for these plain looking white girls, except their not plain looking for me, girls like this are at least 8/10 for me. I lift for girls like this.
>take a bit or two of the chicken >push the rest of my food onto her >c'mon babe, you don't want to let it go to waste >slowly make her into a fat pig >slam her fat pussy with my 8 inch chode 7 nights per week
Hmm that's a good point actually *eats all of mine and her food* *rapes her*
Indian behavior
Low test behavior. Real men rape.
My fault gangsta!
King shit my n word
>n word
Black person?
Try applying that logic to the rest of the world lol
This board, and unfortunately this entire website, is mostly Indians
if only there were a captcha that filtered Indians. like drag the feces to the correct place: [river,beach,street,toilet,train tracks]
I would actually eat all her food and mine though, make her order more and make her pay.
>*eats her food and then mine*
>are you happy now? look what you made me do! you frickign b***h
oh and
>*rapes her*
You stole my answer.
No need to be upset. We can all rape her.
Oh sorry, rape you next week
boys will be boys
Great, another thinly veiled misogynistic comment.
>thinly veiled
Must be an /b regular if rape is considered thinly veiled misogyny
R1b moment
You mean R1a, stupid
No.
R1c
>R1c
Is the altlantis homies everyone's been talking about
Yeah they're pretty rapey.
A little rapie maybe? Hm? Poopie rapie?
Did you cum inside her???
We do a little locker room talk
least unhinged anon on IST
>*looks up from the neighboring table*
>I'll have what he's having!
what are you guys crazy? I wouldnt rape her. I'd kiss her gently, hold her tight, frick her violently, maybe even marry her. maybe even rape her.
I wonder how she would feel knowing half of IST would rape her
that's a cute 18 year old in the midwest
she would have been so fine...
That haircut makes me think she's at least Norwood 3.
What do tree classifications have to do with her?
thats her callsign anon, I'm norwood 1 and you can be norwood 5
>not asking for an airplane
ngmi
What's it like eating with a woman who isn't related to you? I like watching women eat on YouTube.
Weird, because I eat like a starving caveman
You would have a field day with my freaking wife’s bush, haha!
it's nice, however you would hate it because you are a massive autist and would not be able to hold a conversation with a woman
>Nah, you can eat mine as well if you want, take it
>"Why the frick did I agree to go on a date with this ugly hog...?"
>>"Why the frick did I agree to go on a date with this ugly hog...?"
The west has fallen...
>dinner date
ISHYGDDT.
Just grab a coffee, invite her over to your house for some wine or a couple beers, have The Sex™ and then eat something healthy you've cooked.
If she doesn't appreciate that, she is trash.
How is eating fast food any different from a cafe?
Coffee is cheap, less formal, less of an investment and you know exactly what you're consuming, unlike restaurant food full of sneed oils.
>jeez uncle Anon, that’s a lot of food
>are you sure you’re gonna be able to finish that all in one sitting?
Niece is looking rough these days, but it's no wonder after all the stuff she's going through.
My youngest niece is kinda fat
does that look like dinner to you homie the sun is shining
>eat something healthy you've cooked.
so, what's for dinner anon ? impress me
>Anon is also nodding, but his face ends up too close to a sandwich and fries and he quickly eats it in a few bites. It takes a lot of calories to sustain his physique, because of this he is always hungry
Well, he's right.
tomato soup
Chili con carne with bread, nachos and vegetables on the side.
Chicken and rice.
this is a bobby post.
Go back to your containment general.
You are literally a virgin btw.
first date with my first/current gf (and likely my future wife) was all you can est sushi and a pool hall. didn't frick her until we'd been dating for about 2 months because it's wrong to sleel with someone you aren't in love with
Tell her no and make her my practice gf
>sorry I somehow ordered this forgetting I’m gluten intolerant
>also it was probably cooked in peanut oil, which I’m also allergic to
>*takes a few loperamide* “heh for my IBS you know…
>s-so what’s your favorite sub genre of metal? Is it Djent?
>hold the thought I gotta go to the bathroom for 20 minutes or so
>they arent perma bulking to max out their bench
ngmi
dont tell me you care about "aesthetics"? what are you, a woman?
Maybe girls like dad bods because it’s way more fun to have a bae you can enjoy pizza and beer with than a guy who eats salad and counts his macronutrients
>Maybe girls like dad bods
They meat tall trolls not dwarfs
I'm half elvin, can I make it
i count calories but do enough cardio to eat good and my gf is type 1 and barely eats
I don't understand this scenario, why is there food ordered for me if I didn't want it?
Sure thing
[Eats all her food and mine]
No babe. I can't. I got all this food for you.
No thanks! Food is of this world, and this world is sinful.
Amongus girl is my waifu, get your own
If it’s Saturday after 4pm then I’d eat it, any other time I wouldn’t even go there.
I’ve never been to slim chickens though, so I dunno if I’d waste my Saturday binge on that when I could be eating a deep dish hot carl.
"No, thank you. I save cheat meals for the meals that are prepared by my family on special occasions only."
I would unironically allow a girl like this to ruin my life. I always fall for these plain looking white girls, except their not plain looking for me, girls like this are at least 8/10 for me. I lift for girls like this.
Didn't ask.
Eat
One subpar meal will not frick anything up, but acting like a sperg over it will
This looks disguting. What's that even supposed to be?
my gf
>Sure babe I'm already at 2700 calories from my run this morning
Also 10/10 would.
Would, both food and her. And if you fail to prepare in advance to feasts you're NGMI.
Who the frick eats bread with chips??
Bongs.
Those are fries moron
plap plap plap GET PREGNANT plap plap
I'm a 30 year old virgin, but I get hit-on by women all of the time.
What's the explanation for this?
(This is not a LARP)
>too many carbs for me darlin
>smack
she cute
I think she's cute. Would date if she made a good partner.
aha you're right!
>take a bit or two of the chicken
>push the rest of my food onto her
>c'mon babe, you don't want to let it go to waste
>slowly make her into a fat pig
>slam her fat pussy with my 8 inch chode 7 nights per week