>another summer in England
well, all that bulking and cutting was totally worth it.
my abs are chilly
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>another summer in England
>another summer in England
well, all that bulking and cutting was totally worth it.
my abs are chilly
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august will be hot, its just the jet stream getting wobbly
better than like 40 degrees
but.. but isn't already THE HOTTEST SUMMER IN THE HISTORY OF EARTH?!
you can tell because they colored everything blood red when they show the radar/temperature maps
Women stopped using tampons somewhere between these two dates
it was already like the hottest May the UK has ever seen this year, the fact that it swings like this is not good
Did you… cut without a holiday destination in mind? What, you thought you’d show off all your hard work on a beach full of paupers in Scumthorpe the one weekend it gets sunny?
Buy a cheap flight to Spain you unbelievable mongoloid. I recommend Tarifa, you can get there from Malaga airport and it’s dope as hell, not full of Brits, and cheap.
>tfw no group of lads to go on a Deano-maxxed holiday to Spain with
You seem less autistic and Bri’ish without a group of buffoons trailing you going “wahey” every time you drink a jaegerbomb. Go alone, lead the Reconquista with your strong English seed.
Why not Dundee while you’re at it?
You have no productive economy to speak of and rely on tourism for like 85% of your national income. How will Pedro Sanchez keep handing out neetbux to your 69% unemployed youth population without an army of Barry’s, 63, drinking a coupla Stella in Shagaluf?
You’re economycucked and you know it.
b..blackpool
Kindly don't tell brits about places they haven't ruined yet.
Why, so Chang can? Frick off inferior.
Why the frick would I want to go somewhere to be caught in a cleansing fire?
I live in the deep south it's like 95 and 100% humidity every day- I still love it here, but don't b***h ok.
i’m deep south too, beach body ready. it’s either humid as frick or rainy. i’m looking forward to fall and winter already
Please don't bring your pale legs and torsos here, fricking anglos, you ruin the view.
anon us throwing ourselves off your balcony is like 90% of your economy
GO ON BAZZA!
Lol I have the hardest farmer's tan you've ever fricking seen though I promise.
Anyways don't worry the only place I vacation is the Gulf Coast or the Carribean.
>he fell for the summer cut meme
I have been in a caloric surplus since fall 2022
>t. Scandi
Agia Napa is full of uk people go there
Jokes aside where do bongs tend to travel for like a normal vacation (not a big trip or anything) maybe just like for a few days? They have a few lakes as I understand it but I always just assumed they tended to go to like France or something idk
Anywhere in Europe, you can travel pretty much anywhere for well under £100 return if you book flights early enough. Portgual, Spain, and Italy seem to be the most popular.
working class? Spain, Portugal, Czech Republic are the big ones. Middle-upper class? France, Germany, italy
Do bongs never just do stuff in the UK?
cheap flights in the 1970's destroyed the UK's internal tourism because abroad is cheaper and has better weather, the former seaside holiday towns are the poorest places in the country. There's more Americans and chinese on holiday here than people internally, I live in the highlands and over half the people I meet out and about have American accents nowadays
also to add to this the seaside towns did come alive again for a few years during covid since everyone was stuck on this island but they've died again because the gov have a scheme where they just started putting africans that crossed the channel into hotel rooms and guess where all the hotels are, so now all those towns are unironically majority african
Most internal holidays in the UK is to Scotland. Its quite a significant amount of people but a completely different demographic than tha Shagalouf lot.
Poor people do.
>be fair skinned anglo boy
>go to spain to show off your marble body
>oh no 46°C like every fricking year now
>die
Be gone gains goblins
>Freeze through the winter paying 90% of salary (plus tip) to Eonberg
>Summer finally rolls around
>Pisses it down
Living in the South of England is suffering
as a wagie who doesn't go to the beach, I always wonder why I cut just to be an office worker with abs
To look good when you are naked with a woman, anon. I seriously lift weights for just 2 reasons: being strong and be sexually desirable naked. Idgaf about the beach or the pool.
summer in England
enjoy you 15 minutes of sun while you can...
It has been pissing it down every day for weeks
Florida anon here. I feel you, I used to live in England and your land is rainy and foggy and overcast and depressing.
Hello lad, I left england to dublin and came from there to north europe.
Can report that summer in north europe is fricking shitty and boring waste of life, you wouldve been angry and disappointed over here even more.
Grass isnt greener on the other side. I repeat, its not greener on the other side. Just same shit you had in your country with new buildings.
So heres the real nightmare: nothing ever changes ans we are doomed in same day cycles by our genes, gender and culture.
I failed my cut and feel extremely vindicated
Hello my fellow failure
haha brits btfo annually
Been loving it actually. Always enjoyed summer storms, having one day of storms then one day of 20 something sunshine is just perfect. People only pretend to enjoy temperatures over 30.
>Always enjoyed summer storms, having one day of storms then one day of 20 something sunshine is just perfect.
lmao, what a sad cope. It's like when you lost all of your colonies after ww2.
>we didnt want them anyways
I never had any colonies lol, i'm pretty poor.
that's brexit for you
Why do americans always try to shoehorn either politics or history into every conversation? Deranged behaviour.
Nta, but my guess is because yuros genuinely do reeee about the US so much that americans are often primed for that sort of online conversation whether it has been initiated in any particular case or not. Also there were numerous Americans ITT that didn't do that shit at all who you're just ignoring.
Not trying to defend it though.
brexit post was me I'm bonglish
I was shitposting I'm in the gym
I don't know the first thing about brexit
So called 'Anglos' who can't handle the wet, disgusting weather should have stayed back in France where they belonged. 1066 Saxons never forget, a true Saxon relishes the delightful rain and peaceful, misty atmosphere of a British summer.
nonce
go back frenchman.
en guarde
I'm not an 'anglo' because that isn't an ethnic group, it's something 90iq american teenagers say, i'm english.
way to out yourself frenchman. go back. allez!