Any alternative to plastic mouthgaurds that do not leech microplastics into your mouth?

Any alternative to plastic mouthgaurds that do not leech microplastics into your mouth?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >getting smacked in the head
    >worried about microplastics as an adult
    lol.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Getting the occassional smack to the head wont make me die sooner though.

      >inb4 parkinsons and alzheimers

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, it's microplastics and not blasting cocaine.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Getting the occassional smack to the head wont make me die sooner though.

      >inb4 parkinsons and alzheimers

      >got CTE from headstrikes
      >worried about microplastics instead
      Quintessential woman moment.

      You're not going to get Alzheimer's/Parkinson's/CTE unless you do it professionally, and even then it's probably not going to happen. You're all just a bunch of pussies.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and you aren't going to get cancer from micro plastics either. It's thot science and the men with the brains of women at IST fell for it hook, line, and sinker

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glass mouthguards

    • 3 months ago
      SanchezTheCat

      See you as the face of the newest humor thread

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        is this... is this funny to you??

        • 3 months ago
          SanchezTheCat

          yes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomer

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Youre gonna become an infertile sissy from your plastic mouthguard, just accept it

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just get one made out of a plastic that doesn't contain BPA or phthalates, problem solved.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The BPA replacements are just as bad dumb vaxxoid

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My shockdoctor one said no phthalates, bpa, and latex on the package, but i only keep it in during rounds just in case

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >got CTE from headstrikes
    >worried about microplastics instead
    Quintessential woman moment.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's become trendy to prented to care about CTE to justify being a pussy
    just admit you guys scared to get hit in the face
    you're not fooling anyone pretending you're worried about your precious 98iq
    if CTE was as serious as you guys pretend it is to get out of light sparring, professional fighters wouldn't even exist as they'd all be vegetables by their debut

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's become trendy to not smoke to justify being a pussy
      >just admit you guys are scared to smoke
      >you're not fooling anyone pretending you're worried about your precious lung function
      >if lung cancer was as serious as you guys pretend it is to get out of smoking, 70-year-olds with COPD wouldn't even exist as they'd all have lung cancer by then

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2024
        >Doesn't smoke cigarettes
        Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?
        >b-but it kills you
        And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
        >it's addicting!!!
        It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation
        >it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!
        Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fricking peat-gavel

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A hemp cloth from ecological plantations.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      HEMP or Viscose would be good options.
      Now finding somebody who will make them is a bigger problem.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can always diy it. Oh speaking of which coconut fiber mats might work too.

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