any other walkpilled cardiomaxxers here?

any other walkpilled cardiomaxxers here? its crazy how hard gascucks seethe when they see my thick powerful walkpilled thighs strutting down the sidewalk

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    These aren't real words you made them up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      carcel detected

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      made up like all words ever you mean?

      no, I just cant stand these normies driving too slow, like move! im about to crash into you, you b***h. used to get really angry, then started to clutch my gun every time that happened.. got a reality check from my wife and now I just walk everywhere, or she drives me

      kind of based, ngl

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    walking isn't true cardio

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      agreed sadly. I walk my dog everyday for at least 30 minutes but have to hop on my exercise bike to get true zone 2 cardio going

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        run with your dog dummy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >run more than 10km
          >dog dies

        • 3 months ago
          I ignore women

          I can run farther than my dog. Modern toy dogs are breed to look cute not perform actual work

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >run more than 10km
          >dog dies

          I can run farther than my dog. Modern toy dogs are breed to look cute not perform actual work

          yeah last time i tried that my dog just laid down and refused to move after a mile

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s actually a normal thing a human can run a dog to death we are a much higher endurance animal

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        30 min? try 5 hours in terrain

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not true you can get into zone 2 cardio which is the goat of fat burning. It’s God’s cheat code

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you can get into zone 2 with walking, ive got bad news for you

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you cannot i have bad news for you

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            if you can get into zone 2 with walking, ive got bad news for you

            zone 2 cardio cannot be achieved by someone under 50 via walking.
            walking is what humans were built for - even if you're slightly fat you can basically walk until you can't keep your eyes open without stressing your heart out.
            if you start actually measuring your heart rate you'll understand how much of it is spent in zone 1.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          My neighborhood has 700’ of elevation gain bottom to top.

          No everyone is a flatland beta

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weighted vest + brisk walk is one of the best forms of cardio

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Weighted vest
        dont't forget your elevation training mask, you homosexual larper

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fatty detected. Stop blaming genetics and start brisk walking. You can move on to a weighted vest when you're ready I'm a year or two.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry, I actually run, not larp around with a moron vest on

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            How about you just run?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's still not cardio

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          its the best cardio you can do if you can do it for 3 hours +

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Walk quickly up a big hill.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Strange powershitter cope

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cardio doesn't make your legs thick tho

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >walking
    >cardio
    Your legs are thick because you're a fatass. For a normal person, walking doesn't do shit.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    gasguzzlerchads stay winning, walkcells need not apply, now breathe in deez fumes and "cardiomax" ur lungs(fumepilled collapsed cancer lung(it's over(Black person*~~

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate driving and cars. I could never live in america

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you hate driving? Are you a beta scared of crashing?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, I just cant stand these normies driving too slow, like move! im about to crash into you, you b***h. used to get really angry, then started to clutch my gun every time that happened.. got a reality check from my wife and now I just walk everywhere, or she drives me

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can't stand slow drivers too but you sound deranged. Just call them moronic ni88er homosexuals from inside your car like a normal person

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          > like move! im about to crash into you, you b***h. used to get really angry, then started to clutch my gun every time that happened.
          Such is the life of men who were raised in fatherless homes.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >quotes the entire post
            Hello moron

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Of course you clutch a gun. You are too much of a pussy to get out of the car and fight hahahahahahH

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Walkmaxxing is based, do it a few times a week. Walked 8 miles on the beach Sunday and 5 miles with my mate last night. Excellent “exercise” on recovery days

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mog you by doing Tai-Chi. Time to stop being a beta concrete walker and become a park Tai-Chi'er

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based fellow walkmaxxchad
    In Europe walking is easy but in the US you get real hate.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >study abroad for a year outside of the shithole known as the Midwest
    >immediately hit 10k steps daily, sometimes hit 20k on days with chores or whenever I want to go out
    America would be half as obese if we had these cities

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it really is that simple. walking is the only exercise 90% of people ever got and we've taken that away to get everyone hooked on the carjew. No wonder they've ballooned up into beluga whales.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Americans cry at the thought of having to walk to get their 20 frozen pizzas instead of just loading up their (empty) truck with it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        so true

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a moronic meme because the further you have to walk to get stuff the more of a cardiomaxxer you are. Gascucks literally pay taxes to facilitate your walkpilled existence.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you'd rather walk for miles next to loud traffic, sometimes running into sidewalks that suddenly end? instead of a normal town like we've lived in for the last 10,000 years?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'd rather NOT walk for miles?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have a brain injury, yes?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gascucky mad!

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cycle most places. I ride a fixed gear bike with road/track hybrid geometry. I'll cut through lanes of carcels sitting at red lights and zoom through them when it's clear. I'll also go on sidewalks or bike lanes (whatever will get me to my destination fastest) whenever its more convenient. The freedom of the bicycle is the greatest feeling one can get. Carcels will honk at me but I frankly don't give a damn. They're all fat fricks who are jealous of my strength and fitness. Oh you need a car to go 3 miles? You need a car to go up that mountain? You need a car to get you to work so you can sit in a traffic? How about you get in shape or kys

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll also go on sidewalks
      i dont know how you can ride on sidewalks man, they suck

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They do mostly suck but if it gets me around a jam I can't cut through i'll do it. My tires are wider than average too so they eat up a lot of the bumps

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I ride a fixed gear bike with road/track hybrid geometry

      homosexual hipster

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I cycle most places
      on average brain/shoulder damage in 10 years of cycling is almost guaranteed. people who drive are moronic and will almost certainly smush you.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont really walk that much, but i have a road bike and thats my only form of personal transportation, reguarly combine it with the subway to get around.

    im 32 and have never driven a car on my own, got my license at 26 and never did anything with it. i am terrified of everything including driving cars, in fact i get really nervous a lot even as a passenger in a car.

    it is somewhat constraining to not have a car, but im pretty much an autistic shut in and the few hobbies i do have, my bike and subway or occasionally needing to carpool with someone gets me most of what i nee to do

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being a timecuck is the worst cuck of all

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    walking is great and all but not really something that needs to be talked or bragged about, like morons who talk about drinking water all the time. Congrats on doing the literal absolute bare minimum.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MUH WALKABLE CITY
    ok libtard

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Dutch. Love walking everywhere. Love driving everywhere. Hate biking. Hate redditor urbanism cucks. Simple as.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking hell America is grim

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *shoots you*

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand how you can walk on that sidewalk when it has an angle to the side. It's the most moronic sidewalk design imaginable. Amerimutts made their cities for cars, but where they constructed the sidewalk, it's designed to be a torture to walk...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *shoots you*

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hit atleast 15k steps everyday. Sometimes up to 28~k. Just by doing work, chores or some shit.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy walking, I have a hard time feeling like it’s exercise.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm /strutmaxxed/ at about 10-20 miles a day. It's a privilege to be able to move your body, and walking for recreation is an overwhelmingly white activity, and therefore legitimate.

    >I listen to audiobooks, and get through about one a week.
    >In the summer time I wear sunnies to check out ass, breasts and toes, and in the winter I can walk around without a parka because cardio, even walking, keeps your body temp high enough.
    >Burns 500-1000 kcal without trying.

    I especially like walking in the evening, you can meet sloots, pet dogs, maybe see a bar fight, discover new places, and get to know your (or other) neighborhoods. Gascels circling the block to find a space for their emasculated milage-conscious car provide but amusement for me. Lacing up my altras after I figure out this captcha, bros.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one cares except you. You do not need to be around cars when you walk.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you talk like this you deserve a bullet to the head also if walking is your cardio you are a fat frick

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    walking is underrated brb bringing up my neat

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My neighbor owns a health and wellness clinic which is a 3 minute walk from his front door.

    He drives every day

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