Anyone eccentric maxxing?
>At the gym on incline bench
>some arab asks the guy next to me if they can borrow the dumbells he's using
>"yeah mate absolutely no problem, do you want both? Have a good rest of your work out!" etc being way too friendly
>lean over after about a minute and ask "How has that been faring you?"
>"sorry mate?"
>"Being so amiable. Has it done you much good?"
>"Uh, maybe I'm not really sure. I guess it has"
>"That's good. I suppose that's something to think about next time around."
>continue my work out like nothing happened
Sometimes I'll strike up odd converstation with random strangers and give them something to remember for the rest of their life
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I was asking a guy for some directions and in the middle of talking I finally understood a joke I got told 3 years ago and started laughing maniacally,I told him its alright I know where and kept walking
he probably thought you were laughing at his outfit or something
he had a soft voice so he probably thought I was laughing at how he sounds.
more of the strong silent type myself
>Gary Cooper? Now THAT was an American.
He was gay, Gary Cooper?
he can't be part of our social club no more
Unironically my pessimism and undiagnosed autism leads me to walk in public with a mindset of Batman.
>closed fists, back rigid
>looking dead ahead unless a sound calls my attention
>focused mewing to not be tempted to talk
>respond to people only with nods
I only leave my apartment for errands, so I just treat those trips out as a short mission to get done quickly.
It's just us, brother. Just us against the world.
gary cooper, whateva happened there
Same. Has actually gotten me plenty of b***hes
Just the silent part, for me.
I do this too whenever i see a powerlifter.
> If your program lead you to this body, of what use was the program?
>Do be strong, you dyel twink
roaches are such a gays
>wanton niggur leering at men's bodies
It's heads, leave me alone
That's rookie shit.
I talked like 10 different strangers (youths like me) into doing a holiday visa abroad on a single two-month trip back home.
One was a McDonalds cashier, the other worked as a cashier at the vape store. One couple were doing a street market for second-hands thing. Just start chatting and tell them I just come back, lined my pocket with money, life is good there...
Anyways I felt like some kind of New World immigrant talking to the local youths telling them there is a big world out there where the rivers are full of gold, and plenty of opportunities. A lot of those kids were stuck cashiering and shit. I told them ''hey kid, take a year off, go work on farms or in mines for a while, make money, sleep in a camp/on the beach, live like a bum, come back rich and well set for the future''...
Can not tell you the amount of people who looked like they were this close to the edge and seriously considering dropping their shitty life ''home''. I just tell them my experience and give them some advice where to go, what to look for if they do take the jump.
So how do I get into this life hacking hustle? Do I just go to some farm and start milking cows?
I don't need to "maxx", I'm already incomprehensible to most people.
I kneel
Then you should normal max. Eccentric maxing isn't for eccentric people.
>normal people should pretend to be autistic
>austistic people should pretend to be normal
why must we fight our nature?
our nature is duality
I started doing that to fix my anxiety problems
Now people think I'm a schizo. But better than looking like the gym ghost
I Gotta ask everyone - what is the general consensus on people who generally always say positive shit / ready to help or share or whatever.
I'm this person cause frankly I'm just not trying to make enemies unnecessarily due to my autism / being that positive forces me to engage + why bring negative karma into the picture. But what actually is the normie view on these people?
I find soooo many people mistake kindness for weakness for example - why is this / how it can be rectified? Or should it even be rectified and take the ego L in the moment - but keep progressing as usual.
Nobody mistakes kindness for weakness if you don't act like a b***h about it. Being kind implies you also had the option to be an ass, which is usually recognizable to other people.
Unless you're a push over. But that's not being kind, that's being weak
Question is where does pushover begin , if someone deliberately starts shit w/ covert language for example - I normally choose to just ignore and keep the smiles going because I'm trying to get through this in one piece.
Akin to getting shit tested , as SOON as I push back - they either go quiet OR get angry - EVERY FRICKING TIME - like why dish it if you can't take it?
Push over begins when you're losing something valuable from another person forceably taking it from you. Where if you really wanted to say no, but fear of their anger makes you say yes
They like it. Though women are quick to think there are ulterior motives and act weird in return while you’re just being friendly.
I try to be as kind and forgiving as possible, people who take advantage of me will be judged by God. It's not for me to dole out punishment.
Actually St Sophrony of essex said that we should not bow down and be humble to people who are not humble themselves because they take advantage of you
kindness is only taken for weakness when the body language matches
stand tall and be friendly and most people will like and respect you
2 things happen:
1. They take advantage and don't know what they've got until you're gone. Usually ignorant so nothing too bad. They may come to expect more from you in most situations.
2. It's a psycho normie who will either use you to make themselves feel better at best or try to bully you at worst. With these c**ts, if you're bigger, stronger,do higher quality work, etc ALWAYS put them in their place once they cross your own line.
I wanted to put one in their place but he was my boss and clapping back meant losing money - I'd rather have taken their money while getting rid of me slowly then all at once cause I clapped back and triggering shit too soon
Kindness is a choice, being servile / submissive / weak is a necessity. If you can be rude or an ass or mean, but choose not to, you have the qualifications of being kind; that being said just not doing something mean is neutral.
Though, sometimes doing something that seems neutral is in fact a kindness, such as treating a kid like an adult, listening to someone's problems and letting them vent, etc. You don't always know if a thing you're doing is a kindness to someone.
>what is their consensus on
I like seeing them around, though I am uncomfortable when that kindness is directed at me because I don't know how to respond / am wary of ulterior motives. I was once walking down the street in a blizzard, having missed my bus, and politely refused an old woman offering me a ride because I didn't want to inconvenience her. Looking back on it I should have taken the offer, but I had nothing else going on that day and I survived so whatever.
>what is the general consensus on people who generally always say positive shit / ready to help or share or whatever.
people like nice and good people (except women, who like manipulative and shitty people). If you don't look like a b***h people won't mistake kindness for weakness, usually. You should just do it. Like, be extremely kind, generous, and helpful, but also be in good shape and know how to fight and have enough guns and ammunition in your closet to arm a small serbian village.
>I find soooo many people mistake kindness for weakness
These people can be safely ignored.
i unironically think smilemaxxing is the reason people like me. i have almost 0 redeemable qualities besides smiling all the time and staying optimistic but for some reason people like talking to me and spending time with me.
those that are bubbly and fruity are annoying and needy.
those that are helpful and stoic often have been hurt.
those that are helpful and kind are either unhurt or seeking absolution.
there is no normie view, but those are mine.
People that take your kindness as weakness will reveal themselves quickly and can easily be ignored life. Remember Anon, what would Jesus do?
>what would Jesus do?
Tell his disciples to slay those who don't want Him to rule over them.
Sacrilege
Only women mistake kindness for weakness. Do what you will with that infornation.
>many people mistake my kindness for weakness
Most people who say this are mistaking their own weakness for kindness.
You sound gay af Black person.
What's why zoomers and this obsession to be max beta like some anime homosexual MC, makes my fricking skin crawl.
Constant comparisons to people on social media their entire lives, this leads to feelings of inadequacy, they come to the conclusion that all they can do is live their life at maximum potential, and even if that isn't good enough to their social media induced standards, at least they maxed out.
It sounds miserable tbh
im a manlet , I have no choice but to play the amicable card or I get curbstomped / ego tested
and if I do actually get clever and clap back - big guys get butthurt and treat it as enough cover to claim "you are an butthole because you didn't just lie there and take it so I can hurt you"
>what is the general consensus on people who generally always say positive shit / ready to help or share or whatever.
Depends entirely on the person. If it's some dumb normie they can frick off. If it's someone I know for a fact is suffering mentally it's based that they're always saying positive shit despite the torment going on in their head.
So you expect normies to treat you like shit? What.
How's that working out for you, being eccentric? Keep it up then
The opposite, I try to appear normal but people sense I'm eccentric anyway.
I used to tree plant and would have time off in all sorts of small towns. I had a gf (now my wife) at the time so while there were always opportunities I remained faithful. One night I got obliterated at a bar and had a deep conversation with this local cute girl who was with her fiancée. At one point I’m holding her hand and telling her in so many words ideas like how we only live once and life’s too precious to squander and settle, you need to take life by the horns and be willing to put in the work and make necessary risks etc. In a deeper and intellectualizing way that was blowing her mind. My buddies couldn’t believe it and said she was like putty in my hand while her bf jealously looked on.
They ended up getting in a fight and she got in my cab. We chatted and she asked if she could come to my hotel and I said no politely. We exchanged contacts and she broke up with her bf that night, a year later she went to college and she’s now a veterinarian and pregnant with her second child. We text a few times a year and she told me once that I changed her life and she would have been stuck in that town with that idiot if not for me being there that night. My drunken philosophizing completely changed someone’s path. I’d like to meet up with her one day if we’re in the same city but I almost like to just keep it like this, sort of a mystery and left off with a night that I somehow still remember.
Me? I was hungover for two days and puked from a helicopter kek
this is based but literally everything else here his just tedious autistic teenage boy shit
You're both morons.
AWATS
whenever I go grocery shopping I talk to myself or make statements out loud, scares the shit out of most people
>wow! now that's what I call a great deal
>2 for 1 on tuna cans?, shit looks like someone's gonna make a tasty sammich tonight!
>do I really want these noodles? last time they gave me the shits
>€5 for a handful of strawberrys!? are these frickers insane?
>goddamn those apples look tasty!
>what else did I want to buy? frick, I should stop smoking meth before I come here
>frick yeah! looks like daddy's having 12 scrambled eggs tonight
That’s just cringe. Being the loud le wacky crazy guy just comes across as try hard socially moronic attention seeking behavior.
you're one of those guys that doesn't make eye contact and acts like nothing weird is happening around them and everything is normal
No I just don’t feel any need to engage in juvenile attention-seeking behavior.
I’m a strong lateral thinker with a constant stream of consciousness and internal dialog that jumps from various thoughts but I don’t vocalize them aloud. Sometimes I laugh to myself but that’s fine and not the same as what this jackass
does.
we just think you're a fricking tweaker, and the normal reaction healthy people have to tweakers in public is: we want to just put a bullet in their heads. But we live in a society and we're not allowed to do the morally correct thing anymore, so we just shut up so we don't get ourselves in trouble with the (likely corrupt) moron local DA.
so fricking glad I'm not a sociopath like you, the one who needs a rock to the skull is indeed you!!!!
You talk the talk but cant walk the walk
To steal a quote from another recent anon: if I'm walking down the street and a dog barks at me, I don't get on my hands and knees and start barking back.
You morons who think they're the first geniuses to push social boundaries and believe you're misunderstood edgy geniuses are the embarrassing NPCs, not the normal productive humans attempting to go about their business. But yeah, convince yourself you're Joaquin Phoenix from The Joker if that helps you sleep better at night. Lol so random!
this
I have very similar internal thoughts and sometimes ill snicker out loud at something i said or let a word or two slip out, but you and everyone else knows that you’re actually forcing your act and it’s fricking awkward to be around
>everyone else knows that you’re actually forcing your act and it’s fricking awkward to be around
textbook example of midwit pov
homie everyone forces an act when they're out in public. It's part of what prevents the "sane" people from chimping out at the myriad of inconveniences and accumulated struggles in life. The only difference is the anon is choosing and in control of his force act, as opposed to just "blending in" or whatever the frick you want to call it
I act the same in public as I do in private.
I don't understand these types of assertions.
How miserable do you have to be to change your behavior around other people?
>t. npc
Nah, I'm just a quiet person and have little interests beyond reading and cooking.
I don't talk to anyone at home and I don't talk to anyone out in public, so it's easy for me to do "the same".
I guess if you were a social person you would need to modulate how you talk to people at differing social events, but that seems a hassle.
>ummm I’m not an NPC
>I have little interests
>I don’t talk to anyone and live my life behind a screen
Kek
Also OP you’re either eccentric or you’re not and forcing it always comes across as disingenuous and try-hard.
You’re a moron midwit, think you’re smarter than you actually are. In reality you are an npc just as much as that guy living his life behind a screen.
Hit a little too close to home eh?
This. When I go the grocery and they don't have something I need I just feel like throwing everything off the shelf where it should be and hitting someone lol
Cringe desperate redditor behaviour
just look at people with a shit-eating grin while you utter these vocalizations and you've figured out socialization
Average american
bro you're defintely 14. Americans are so cringey
Fight Club is such a boring ass movie I tried watching it 3 times and fell asleep halfway through
unironically low test
I used to do shit like this when I was in customer service in a shithole big city. It was hilarious seeing how many people had "social anxiety", a stick up their ass, or just plain didn't know how to speak. The funny thing is that I wasn't even that eccentric, just being friendly and down to earth.
I hate citygays like you wouldn't believe.
I moved to a city and stopped greeting people because 2/3 times they didn’t say anything back. I hate these people.
I hate both ends of you homosexuals
The people who talk to me in public are fricking morons. Literally who are you and what business do you have talking to me. This isn't 1800, so are you a mormon, salesman, or gay or something? Frick right off
Then you have the people who have business talking to you, and they act like abused orphans. I work a variety of food service jobs at university.
>mshmmb bhmmbh
Excuse me?
>um uh rice bowl please
White or brown rice?
>mbbmmh
What?
It's all so tiresome. Usually a nod to acknowledge your disability makes you go away, but the latter ones who can't speak, I start questioning if I'm losing my hearing this early in life
you sound autistic I bet you don’t make eye contact talking to people lmao
Conversely, I actually have too much exogenous testosterone and I have a problem with too much eye contact
Hell, if there's a reason for us to be talking, I'll pepper in smiles and hand gestures, but if you're greeting me when you're literally a rando passerby at the gym, I'm not acknowledging your existence other than checking to see if I'm in immediate danger
Yea you're on the spectrum alright
>and they act like abused orphans
not an orphan, but yeah
I'm trying, I just can't talk without mumbling
most people like me, I think im a likeable guy (not a pushover), but I've had people tell me several times that I act in a "unique", "unusual" manner but I have no idea what they mean
I remember I used to sometimes skip instead of walk at the age of 10 or so, and at around 13 I had a thought that running was faster than walking so I often ran everywhere
Ive done the autism test and I am NOT autistic..
Me too. I was bullied a lot when I was younger and everyone always seemed inordinately interested in what I was doing, how I was doing something, why I was doing something. I had crippling lack of confidence but could hide it as indifference pretty well.
Going to college was a great way to escape old crowds and do my own thing. People generally responded positively to me and new experiences made me more confident. As I got older I learned that I do think about things a bit differently and I’ve turned most of my eccentricities along with my boyish enthusiasm and curiosity into assets. It helps with my career and when I have to put on my professional/schmoozing hat I can do a really good job. I’m always genuine and talking to managers or high-ups is usually successful because I have a sort of infectious enthusiasm and while I’m strategic it doesn’t come across as that all. Very few people ever forget my name and I make an impression. Lots of people can’t say the same.
All of this is to say that unusual isn’t bad but you need to own it, have the goods to back it up and refrain from being a narcissist. And learn how to be a listener and interact positively with people don’t just make it about you or suck the air out of the room.
Well you know how to suck your own dick pretty hard.
>don't just make it about you
Kek, well followed advice
It’s impossible to avoid talking about oneself when describing one’s personality and experiences.
I went from being shit on constantly and the most abject loser to fairly successful. This isn’t gloating just stating that things can get better if you try and don’t give up, and this doesn’t mean losing your personality or sense of self.
Frickin moron
>larping as the le quirky side character in a movie
This is even gayer than protagonist syndrome.
>quirky side character
watch the movie pls
I love me
I'm at the gym working out, not playing b***h games. Workout harder.
>on the bus
>turn around to the woman behind me and immediately go on a diatribe about israel
>people on the bus looking at me like I'm insane (I am)
>zoomer turns to me and says "bro you're tweaking bro"
>stand up immediately and look him dead in the eyes and laugh
>"what a stupid cracker you are"
>get off the bus
>walk down the street making small talk with people in the middle of the night
genuinely so fun
how do you do this dude i also want to just make the world my entertainment
I am not autistic, but I am— seemingly— almost completely without any sort of filter. It has gotten so bad, that I keep making horrible jokes about killing all trannies to my ftm troony co-worker, including repeatedly pantomiming a curb-stomp motion while saying “death to all trannies.” She finds all the shit I do hilarious. I have tried to talk her out of taking test multiple times. I have even offered to call her “bro” forever, if she does. All of this is grounds to get fired, but I just keep getting away with it. I literally said Black person the other day to this chick, and keep talking about gassing the israelites/ death to Israel, etc… She literally showed me a meme of Israel nuking the whole planet in response to the Hamas attacks. I just don’t know how I keep getting away with this shit. I even say it to my boss’s dad. And, not only am I not yet fired, I’m actually getting offered a promotion and I’ve only been at this job for three fricking months. My charisma stat must be approaching the triple digits… That makes me feel very distant from the rest of humanity.
Future pasta, even if fake.
Based, Jokermaxxing lets you break free
Also look up the Samson Option, it's a real plan
Yeah I believe this. Ive stopped filtering myself too. Just don't care to anymore
The radical 10% at the opposite end of the political spectrum are the only ones that will actually try to get you in trouble for racism or whatever. Normies either agree or simply don't care enough to start drama over it. Hard to avoid them online, but surprisingly easy irl
>they
>I like to repeat lines from popular movies and pretend they are my own original thoughts to show how wacky, zany, and original I am
Yes, but not intentionally, I carry a gallon of milk with me through the day, I read my book between sets, and sometimes I sing aloud; the milk especially seems to act as a easy opener for anybody who wants to talk to me.
It's like asking for a fight here. If someone talks to you, he wants something from you. Sometimes spare change, sometimes directions, sometimes your possessions.
What kind of third world country do you live?
one filled with sl*vs and churkas
and it's a second-world country
>and it's a second-world country
>talking to a stranger unprovoked to say anodine shit
why
I'll keep silentmaxxing
I don’t say anything but I do make uncomfortably long eye contact (for them) with strangers. The responses you get from range so wildly it’s surreal.
frick the antisocial morons ITT. smalltalkmaxxing is a super good way to practice social skills. I always did fine socially, but moving to a new town forced me to come out of my shell to make new friends, and it's worked very well. the best thing is you can practice on anyone, with no stakes. if you say something moronic or someone is rude to you it does not matter, there is no consequence. each day you leave the house, there are endless social opportunities. some other good tips are (some may have already been said):
>flirt with women you aren't attracted to at all
>never be the first one to break eye contact
>smile at people as you pass
>if you ever feel like saying/asking someone something, just do it. it will probably make them feel good
>don't use pre programmed NPC dialouge options
>it doesn't matter if you say the right or wrong thing, as long as you are friendly and confident (within reason)
Anyone here just goes out at night and fights people? My life was boring as frick so I started going out and just fighting people. I started putting on a ski mask and at first it was only homeless people then it evolved to high school kids and now I’m picking fights with grown men. I even have a nemesis. I beat up the same guy a couple times, found out where he works so I catch him off guard after he gets off work. He’s been posting on Facebook about catching me at night and giving me what I deserve. Dude drives around at night with a shotgun trying to kill me. My life is so much more exciting now am I crazy for doing this?
stale pasta
Why not just train and get into fighting that makes money?
I've done this before but also I'm autistic.
>Be me
>At local neighborhood BBQ
>Free eats, absolutely crushing hamburgers some guy brought
>Never met any of these people but a few of them recognize me from seeing me do cardio around the neighborhood
>Only person I know there is my neighbor
>Ask her if her autistic son still plays Roblox (he does)
>Begin explaining to her how in 2022 shortly after the Russian invasion of Ukraine the Ruble began to fall because of EU Sanctions so much that at one point the Robux had a higher exchange rate than the Ruble
>An old women overhearing the conversation looks at me with complete bewilderment like I just admitted I'm a serial killer
>End up staying so long that I am one of the last people to leave because the burger guy was there and I am slinging burgers the whole time
>I crushed like 2 hotdogs, 8 burgers, bag of chips, and a bunch of juice boxes some lady brought for the kids
Good times.
I’m tempted to call this gay and cringe, but idk, maybe it’s based?
I unironically try to act like Tyler Durden in public and people definitely treat me differently. I can't tell if it's positive or negative, but at least they don't ignore me anymore.
Ironic because in the movie Tyler Durden gets completely ignored by everyone except Edward Norton
I do this too, but I like moreso to make people the butt of a joke they don't even come close to comprehending, the payoff for me is measured in how straight I can play it. The less they get it, the funnier it is.
CTRL+F "eccentric"
I guess I'm going to have to be the one to risk being Captain Obvious by wondering aloud whether OP was deliberately playing off eccentric training:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eccentric_training
Never heard of it
The thumbnail makes tyler durden look korean
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