Anyone else feel like a Chadcel?
>tall
>pretty face
>lean and muscular
>biggus dickus
But also
>schizoid and autism
>no social or love life
>work parttime at a supermarket
>live with parents at 27
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You forgot
>Victim weight twink gayhot
>obese
A real man weighs 3000 lbs
Ffpb
If you are below 200lbs you are a sissy.
Do women approach you or not? Guys who can make it get approached.
Not really, I do get signs from girls like staring at me, I've had a few girls give me "sex eyes" but I'm shy and hate approaching.
I've never tried to flirt with girls, even if I can tell they're attracted to me
So you're gay.
Just try some dating apps. I was in your shoes at 25. Girls won't believe you are a virgin with your body anyway
Frick dating apps, op says his issues are social, i think he just needs to throw himself out there and try to make friends and do stuff irl, ill give him the benefit of the doubt and believe that he is a good looking dude, once people see him in public with friends having fun he should have success finding a gf
How’s the supermarket grind? Any milfs? Is it worth it knowing when the fresh meat and veg gets in? I do roofing but want to quit because of obvious reasons. I’m a sperg too so I’m most concerned about normies driving me insane with their nosy ways, which is why I do construction in the first place. Climbing on roofs sucks, though.
>handsome
>tall
>shy
>virgin
>autist
you have no idea how much you’re fetishised by women, particularly by the hot ADHD ones. All you have to do is make good money and you’re a 10/10. Alternatively you can just frick rich international students.
T. Knower.
Elaborate. I am not convinced.
Because you're the classic dark, mysterious, tragic yet kind archetype. For lack of a better example, think Ryan Gosling in Blade Runner 2049. They know you're damaged, so they want to fix you. You're not a frickboy who won't take them seriously, and you're unconventional, just like them.
I’m speaking from experience as a fellow conventionally attractive autist.
>All you have to do is make good money
of course
>you have no idea how much you’re fetishised by women,
bro you obviously never go outside. Girls think they want an autistic handsome 'quirky' BF but thats with their fantasies. As soon as a girl listens to an autistic guy talk unfiltered for a few minutes they instantly get the 'ick' upon realising they have no respect or understanding of social norms, meaning he will get played for a fool by everyone, and therefore she will appear to be a fool by association
Happening to me excruciating slow betwix this girl rn. Always thought I could overcome it. But there is a reason why the majority of societies historically had to force marriage between young people.
This, girls have that in love look at first but after talking to me they just slowly distance themselves.
It's like they can smell the autism.
lol girls tell me I'm cute/hot then ghost me after they actually talk to me for a bit
I've become very shy and avoid women now.
I'm also a millionaire lol, there's chicks who claim to want someone like me but once they actually get to know me they run away back to the normie guys.
>shy
>virgin
>autist
all of these will make women think you're a serial killer lmao. unless they're the assertive type, mentally off or you hit the jackpot with another shy girl those traits will never get you anything
weirdly accurate. I even got some alt singaporean chick to suck my dick and write poetry about me. I was gosmaxxing before the memes hit mainstream fwiw
Your blurred out face looks like Jeffrey Dahmer.
Your body is good, but too bad women don't care about your body. Men do. So either you're face is mid or your personality is beta
Holy shit you are built just like my beloved twink husband. He was like you, and never approached women, but thankfully I had some guts and went after him. Admittedly I did steal him but whatever. He did have a gew girlfriends before me, but every single one approached him first. Either you need to stand around just being your hot self in public more often so someone confident enough approaches you, or you need to actually talk to a woman (yuck, I know). Anyway stay fine my twinkbro.
Checked for true knowing
that jawline, i can tell you are babyfaced. same here bro except my youthful features are long gone. so im now middle aged ugly with babyface, not great.
I feel like looking like that only works if you have a strong social circle of hotties or something
Either get your money up and or bulk up change your style
You’re like 130 as a grown man.
Ive bulked up from 130 to 170 now, this seems to be my natural weight, I eat whatever I want
Tru
Very unfortunately being myself means keeping quiet
You’re not alone
Welcome to the club bro, that's why its easier to go homo. Women are too weird anyways
>T. Started working out for the girls ended up staying for the boys, now i frick cute twinks that are starting to go to the gym
Women will just glance at you from across the room with a stoic face if they're attracted to you.
I've had a few girls staring for 10 secs at me in the gym but it just makes me nervous
No MILF's working there, tho a good amount of cute young girls. I get €14.50 an hour but if your from the US I guess it would be half that. Besides that its ez work and I've gotten a bunch of mires from teen girls
Damn, I make 30 roofing, but it consumes my life.
No they absolutely make it known, there can be no doubt. Girls will scream at you from their cars they love you, they will always try to talk to you, this is what attractive men experience, anything less is betabux
This doesn't happen unless your a superstar in sportsball or something. An unusually welcoming smile is what a normal guy gets when a girl is attracted
It varies a lot depending on location
I've had this happen once and only once,they were in a school bus,it was long before I started lifting,I just did sports and some pushups,situps and squats back then,second year of high school and I was just standing on the side of the road.
this, when i walk down the street during warm months women talk to me from their cars at stop signs and coworker women will straight up just talk about how attractive i am for the first couple weeks when i get a newj ob
This. At the gym I feel like women are constantly looking at me, and I catch them staring at me pretty often. But they never smile or approach me, nor do I get many matches on dating apps. So I assume that women aren’t looking at me because I’m attractive necessarily, but for some other reason. Either way I don’t care. I just want to lift.
yes half this board describes themselves this way
yes, myself included (6'4, girls always into me, always single)
I just never see this happen to anyone
I barely even see (non brown) guys approach women much less the opposite
They do give signals, but it's usually subtle. Exceptions happen though.
A buddy of mine pretty much won the genetic lottery and he gets cold approached whenever we go clubbing, but he's a straight up 9 or even 10.
If you were attractive, you'd attract women. It's literally that simple.
thanks for sharing
reading stuff like this always makes me feel better about myself
t. dicklet
Reality is you're just mid and have a warped perception from being a weirdo narcissist loser that never goes outside. You're not muh special snowflake based schizo either. Touch grass, have sex, dilate, etc.
This post was written with either envy ESL hands or BPD woman hands lmao
Just move out and you'll grow out of it. You should have enough money since you've been living with your parents.
>You should have enough money since you've been living with your parents.
......what?
this feels like the right thread to post this. I jerked off to twink porn again. I don't really have any feelings one way or the other on it. I still would ideally like a gf or just to have sex with a woman.
You are literally letting the Internet make you gay, and eventually a troon
Turn back now
The internet doesn't make you gay. If you turn gay from the internet you were already a degenerate homosexual, it's better this way as you don't end up accidentally being normal and getting married and having a family and shit.
Do as the romans, ladius.
There's nothing wrong with that
I no longer feel comfy walking around shirtless in town.
When I arrived in Salt Lake City, Utah. My luggage was wrecked in a camping misslip. All my clothes including what I was wearing were covered deep in goat head thorns. These fields of goat head thorn followed me from the Indian reservation to the Urban outskirts of Salt Lake City. I stopped at a gas station to change. I only had my short short swim trunks, a tank top, and cowboy boots. The sun was frightfully powerful. I was dripping sweat. I put on my cowboy hat. I looked out from my car to take a look at Salt Lake City from the south going north. I saw a parking lot full of gay men wolf whistling me and winking and smiling and waving.
>I only had my short short swim trunks, a tank top, and cowboy boots.
Oh that's gorgeous.
I have a vewy good fwiend in wome named bigguth dickuth
I somewhat feel this way and this isnt a self declared "im good looking" i was on dating apps, used them for about a month and hooked up with a fairly cute girl who kept telling me i was too good for her and should find a nicer girl than her. I stopped using them after that though as i didnt like them.
>schizoid and autism
Schizo is just another way to say you know the truth, but don't know how to say it. A Chinese man trying to tell you 1+1=2 in broken English would sound like a schizo.
Schizoids are not schizophrenics, they are nervous homosexuals that never leave their comfort zone and became stuck there
Isn't that anxiety and/or depression?
No but my mom is probably BPD and my dad has MS
>probably BPD
You'd know.
Schizoids can be extroverted. You're thinking of AvPD.
>schizoid
Is one of your parents schizophrenic?
How narcissistic do you have to be to think you're a chad when you still can't even approach women
This is some Elliott Rodgers shooting up an elementary school bullshit
I could tell by your posture that you're an incel. The way you bring your chest backwards and your pelvis and neck forwards indicate a lack of self awareness. Most men start to practice an assertive posture as teens (you will often see teen boys walk in a funny way, with squared shoulders or an extra puffy chest) and moderate that into a normal manly posture as adults.
You have probably missed out on some parts of social and self development as a teen, and you communicate that through micro gestures in your posture, tone, conversation, etc. people pick up on that unconsciously, and it scares away women.
The good part is that it's not all lost, if you keep an open mind and work hard on acknowledging these gaps and correcting them, you can develop the correct micro gestures. You'll probably have some awkward times while changing yourself like most teens do, but better late then never, and the results might yield a happy life and finding a partner.
Good luck anon
Is it not literally just a pose for the camera to show off muscles?? I
>I
Typo
lol some homosexuals love to overanalyze everything thinking they sound so smart and sophisticated
Schizoid isn't schizophrenia, I'm pretty sure I inherited it. Basically I have about 70% reduced affect and low dopamine/seratonin and almost always have a resting b***h face. I also try to keep to myself as much as possible and try to keep social interaction to the bare minimum.
Take the covert pill and strategically partake in social activities that will improve your circumstances. You don't have to give a shit.
I'm very bad at masking up, at social events I just either try to isolate myself or try to blend in just listening to other peoples convos
As counterintuitive as it is my trick is to be the initiator, don't wait for questions to arrive, be the one that leads the conversation. If you take the initiative other people will do 90% of the work by unloading their bullshit onto you, then you play the "active listening" part and they'll appreciate you for doing nothing.
I learned early on that people's favorite subject is themself. Take advantage of this and people will like you without needing to try.
me but avoidant personality disorder. ive completely wasted and ruined my entire life. i just want to commit suicide.
This except I'm a code monkey who makes six figures and have enough savings to buy a house in six months time.
yeah I feel like a chadcel
>short
>unconventional face (not ugly but honestly more of an acquired taste kek)
>not lean although still IST
>average dick
but also
>never had trouble getting laid
>have a gf
>engineer with msc from top 5 school
>6 fig job
>living at my parents so not even spending money on food or rent
I don't think thats a chadcel that's more like a chadlet
What the frick even happened to the the word "Chad"
You zoomer homosexuals just say it for everything now
Like this delusional c**t
Hes admitting to be short, but also thinks hes a Chad.
You fricking moron, manlet and chad is an oxymoron
I dont give a frick if you were saying
>b-but i meant chadcel, i didnt say i was an ACTUAL chad, just like a chadcel, kind of a chad you know???
No, that is not what chad means, you cannot be semi-chad, you're either chad or you're not, there is no fricking middle ground. You're disqualified from being chad by failing the height test, thats it, you cannot use other factors to try and move yourself into the chad zone, you're a fricking manlet
why are you so mad?
One time a blue eyed blonde said my name should beChad in the most wet c**t voice and im manlet? how this make you feel?
Can you speak English, Patel? Or are you so mad you briefly forgot how to type? Or maybe the keyboard is on a really tall counter or desk.
low effort and lame, you reek of ressentiment
what's the problem mate, you framecel lanklet?
>ressentiment
Huh? English, shorty, can you speak it?
hahahah you're pathetic
Damn bro that word is longer than you are tall
maybe im a chadlet like
said, chill out anon
>seething lanklet incel
>Chadcel
I miss israelitenetics
>work parttime at a supermarket
If all your other facts are right, you should be able to clean up without much effort. When I worked at a supermarket, the bawds there were practically throwing themselves at me--both co-workers and shoppers.
height and weight?
The truth is that most of us autists just simply don't have "it".
Normal people enter puberty and immediately almost instinctually start to become intimate with the opposite sex, that part missed us entirely.
Call it game or a vibe or flirting or sexual energy or simply being a normal person, we're devoid of it. We are desperate to quantify and rationalize it to find the right algorithm of interacting with a female or society at large, but there's no such thing, which is why a normal person just says "things just happened" or a movie just skips the entire part from a girl looking at a guy in a bar cutting straight to them having sex. That middle part is the part where us autists will forever remain autists, just how it is. No amount of muscles can fix this. Play in nightmare mode or don't play at all
Finally, one post that makes sense in this thread
But the question remains: what are you going to do about it? Are you going to continue to drag society down with your presence, or are you going to make the selfless choice in pursuit of a better world, a world without incels?
>But the question remains: what are you going to do about it?
Honestly and realistically?
Probably nothing. Just lift more weights
No. I will make the rest of you suffer.
Dude just go online and learn how to read body language and facial expressions. You can literally autism your way out of autism if you do it hard enough.
Tricking a girl into thinking you are a normal person is literally rape
Why would you bother with that? You have to be able to do that stuff if you want to get anyone, normie b***hes or otherwise. It's better to be confident about being a weird frick that's super hot anyway. If you're ugly you're a creep, but if you're hot you're eccentric and exciting.
OK but
>you aren't super hot
>you have no reason to be confident about yourself
Yes. Glad you get it. This is the reality of the situation. If you're an uggo you have to settle for another uggo. Deal with it.
Virgin hunters are real but those b***hes are crazy. Good to learn the ropes but don't get tied down.
t. Former virgin hunter
Virgin hunters are not seeking 30+ yo virgins.
If they are hot then they are a target. Simple as.
Legitimately hot men are rarely virgins, let alone 30+ yo kissless virgins
Yeah that's the only reason it's not a thing. I think you're missing the point here. Guys who don't believe these pathetic incels just don't get it. A lot of what they're saying is true. Yeah it's whiny, gay, entitled and moronic but it's still factual. The decent ones can salavage their situation, but they have to really work at it and after all that, their reward is a 4-5/10. They get salty when they realize they are not special, and this is their looksmatch. Can you imagine seeing the heights that can be achieved, struggling for years to self improve and then realizing you still don't measure up? It's fricked.
The biggest issue is that every person, male and female, all think they are entitled to the best. That's just not how it works, and is just a side effect of having a window that shows you a much wider swath of humanity than has ever been possible. The only reason I'm even womanposting was because that hot twink OP needs a confidence boost and needs to put himself out there. He clearly isn't facially ugly, just unconfident.
That's the difference between this OP, and other incels. He has a chance and they actually do not.
>The decent ones can salavage their situation, but they have to really work at it and after all that, their reward is a 4-5/10. They get salty when they realize they are not special, and this is their looksmatch. Can you imagine seeing the heights that can be achieved, struggling for years to self improve and then realizing you still don't measure up? It's fricked.
Imagine complaining because you can only get a woman as ugly as you are when in any sane, rational civilization you wouldn't be allowed a woman at all. This is why people hate incels so much, aside from the constant whining. Know your place.
The entitlement is sickening honestly. I feel sorry for these types because I used to play Yu-Gi-Oh! with some guys like this. They aren't subhuman monsters or some shit, but they are fricking moronic if they think they deserve to get more than they have to offer. Frick even this guy I knew who was and still is autistically obsessed with Animorphs of all things had a girlfriend back then and has continued to date with success despite living with his mom at age 30+. He finds chicks who actually like his weird m'lady shtick. Literally quotes fantasy books at them even and they love it.
I’m a kissless virgin over 30 and I have no arrogance or entitlement thinking I deserve a top tier woman. I am just ashamed and humiliated of how pathetic my life is so I just avoid everyone and hide away for the most part. Terrified of people and social situations, as well as anything that would reveal the pathetic details of my life to people
>I am just ashamed and humiliated of how pathetic my life is
It is truly never too late to start turning things around my man.
I bet you know things you could be doing to make your situation better. You need to figure out why you're not doing them and remember "I'm just lazy/bad/incapable" is not a real reason.
You need to stop giving a single frick what anyone else thinks. Just be 100% authentically your weird ass self. That self might be off putting as frick, but at least you will be living in truth and not hiding in fear of literal imaginary thoughts. Stop worrying about what everyone else is doing or did. Stop worrying about their timeline and do things at your pace.
That Animorphs Black person is a real dude and he's out there doing his thing. Just take it slow, do small things and build your confidence. Eventually you will genuinely not give a frick and your life will be better for it.
It also becomes exhausting to failure.
>shy
This is a deal breaker for a relationship with a healthy girl. Shyness is a weak feminine trait and mentally stable girls instinctively avoid shy men because of it. You'll attract plenty of crazy controlling narcissistic BPD girls who will ruin your life tho.
>schizo autist
Another trait that keeps normal girls away, because in a relationship you'd bore them to death. Also social status is arguably just as important as looks. Again you'll end up with crazy b***hes unhinged from reality or mopy c**ts who reluctantly settled for the social outcast.
>Play in nightmare mode or don't play at all
Oh get off the fricking cross. You have it harder than normal people but it's not that bad.
People are way more accomodating than you give them credit for. Unless you're still in highschool/college or you live in some shithole community where social bullying is still a thing. In which case fair enough.
So many of the autist types I've known are basically traumatised from social humiliation + isolation in their teens and early twenties and they go around anticipating the same kind of social norms well into their 30s when those kind of prison-politics don't exist anymore.
And that kind of hyper-vigilance against messing up and the obvious fear and anxiety are what people find offputting. Not your actual social missteps.
>You have it harder than normal people
Here's the thing though, they literally don't. They live in the wealthiest epoch in human history, they don't have to defend themselves from physical violence, they aren't allowed to be bullied. They are coddled and celebrated at every turn. In any other time these men would have suffered a violent death long ago, instead we allow them to live a life of decadence. And how do they repay us? They whine and complain incessantly because they can't get sex even as they have more access to prostitutes and pornography than any decent society would ever allow. These people WANT to be this way, there is no other explanation. They want to be alone and they want the ability to pity themselves over it and to seek attention from us because of their own self-inflicted conditions. So why do we allow this to happen? Why do we suffer through the continued existence of incels?
>celebrated at every turn
The exact opposite it's a red flag to most of society.
Unless we're talking about a monk or a priest, a 30+ yo clueless adult male virgin stating that he was never intimate in his entire life will be seen as a gigantic failure by pretty much everyone, male female young old poor rich etc
That’s because a 30 year old virgin is a massive failure. You spent your 15 best years not doing the thing that 15-30 year olds are supposed to be doing
Well yeah, that's the point. The other anon is saying that such a person is celebrated at every turn, which is just straight up wrong.
>30+ yo clueless adult male virgin stating that he was never intimate in his entire life will be seen as a gigantic failure by pretty much everyone
No man, I fricking promise you if women are freaked out by you it's not because they suspect you're a virgin.
It's a little unusual as an older adult and she might talk to her girlfriends about it and do a little light-hearted joking with them but other than that no one cares. If a woman liked you she might even find it sweet.
Plenty of dudes are nervous as frick every time they sleep with a new woman, especially if it's been a while. Women are usually nervous too.
Your ideas of the difference between someone who's a virgin and someone who's sexually experienced is delusional.
You have a mental health problem and you need to seek help.
>If a woman liked you she might even find it sweet.
Not a single woman on the planet finds a clueless 30+ old adult male kissless virgin "sweet". Not one. Maybe a younger adult virgin can pass, but by the age of around 30 it's not longer "cute" or "sweet" in any shape or form.
And It isn't even strictly about penis in vegana, but about relationships first and foremost. Most people don't really care did you insert your penis into a vegana yes, but they definitely will treat you way differently if they know you have never been in any kind of relationship as an adult. People don't talk about sex that often with everyone, but they definitely talk about their gf/bf/husband/wife extremely regularly in every situation possible and if you never have anything to add it shows quickly.
This is also why prostitutes don't solve adult male virgin problems
The last girl I was with found my lack of experience endearing
And you were not 30 and kissless.
>Not a single woman on the planet finds a clueless 30+ old adult male kissless virgin "sweet". Not one. Maybe a younger adult virgin can pass, but by the age of around 30 it's not longer "cute" or "sweet" in any shape or form.
There are more things in heaven and earth anon than are dreamt of in your philosophy
I had zero issues with the fact the my ex was a Virgin, and 100% issue with the fact that he still wouldn't do the things I knew I liked for me, he thought he knew better somehow? Anyway, Virgin not a deal breaker but being a greedy butthole is. Finding "the one" is super romanticized so it's not even that big of a deal as long as you don't make a deal about it. My ex told me he was a Virgin after the fact but I already knew
Was your ex 30 and kissless without ever experiencing any kind of relationship or intimacy of any kind at all?
I already said that mere penis in vegana is not the important part
He was 27 when I was 23, very very shy with physical touch at all, said I was the first to ever cuddle him or ruffle his hair. Idk about kissless but I wouldn't have been surprised. He was a former fatty who got fit but acted like he wasn't
>My ex told me he was a Virgin after the fact but I already knew
Funny I told a girl I was a virgin before we had sex and after she said she didn't believe me
You probably cared about her pleasure lol it means a lot
I literally just asked her what she liked and did it, made her cum first time and thought wait that was kinda easy, and yh i liked making her feel good and in turn she liked the same for me, was really good sex...i miss her sometimes guys...also managed to make her cum from penetration too inb4 fake orgasm
Post your vegana and be quiet
>haha im just gonna keep repeating over and over how these people need to die im so edgy XD
I am 100% unironically serious. I'm so sick of your whiny pity party it makes me physically ill even to acknowledge your existence. Luckily most of you are so far up your own ass you don't even leave your mom's house, so the only place I see you is on this godforsaken website.
We're supposed to be living amongst the stars right now, but instead we have to pat incels on the head and pretend they are humans with dignity instead of genetic abominations. And this isn't even getting into the midwits who go off and shoot up children because they're mad at the world that accommodated them.
>Luckily, unless you're a totally dysfunctional extremely obese Quasimodo disaster most people don't actually know that you're an adult kissless virgin.
False, we all know just by looking at you. Women can practically smell it on you. Do you really think you've made it this long without running into some accident that gets you attention from women? Is this some weird body dysmorphia thing where you look in the mirror and see a normal person?
>a normal person
I'm saying the exact opposite all this time, do you lack reading comprehension? Of course an adult virgin is not normal, it's the very opposite of normal.
And yes women can easily spot an adult virgin, but it's not like they literally think "wow that guy must be a kissless virgin!" they just think "uhh that guy is weird/creepy" and almost instinctually stay away.
you dont have to go in the thread then
IST is for Fitness, not Surplus Men Act Like Women Because They Can't Get Their Peepee Wet.
You are dehumanizing people and are filled with hatred. Do you really think normal people would agree with your genocidal attitude towards fellow human beings? You are worse than the people you hate. Much worse.
not people, anon; incels
>Do you really think normal people would agree with your genocidal attitude towards fellow human beings?
women would in a second. are you too dense to see how they look at you?
You must be a fun person to be around. I'm sure women love it when you go on a hateful rant about how some people are wastes of resources and need to die. I bet you are a compassionate father and a good member of society. Your mental health must be superb from all the evilness, I'm sure.
You sound like a woman with all this snarky passive-aggressive bullshit. Have you considered just trooning out? Think about it; you could find another nice incel to dick you down and kill two birds with one stone. You're happy, he's happy, neither of you pollute the gene pool with another generation of surplus men. You already have the brain of a woman so may as well lean into it. I'm not seeing a downside here.
IRL people love me. A few quotes from over the years:
‘you’re one of the smartest people i know’
‘you’re like the nicest person i know’
‘you have a really good reputation around here’ (at work)
‘you’re really funny’
i also get ~some compliments on looks that make me think i’m a ~7
this isn’t me building myself up, it’s almost direct quotes i’ve ever heard. Despite this you think i’m garbage & should be culled.
>please don’t shoot up the school anon
>remember how I’ve always been nice to you in class
Kek you are a class A powder keg and literally everyone around you thinks you torture animals in your spare time
Hey bro
just ignore them, they're either seething reddit manlets or spillover DIA shills from /misc/ and /k/ that are here to demoralize us.
Even in 2011 IST was *never* this petty and toxic, you can smell the tiny brown female hands that scrawled those posts
>i also get ~some compliments on looks that make me think i’m a ~7
See, here is the disconnect. You aren't a 7 and the people who "love" you are giving you polite comments. If you were a 7 you wouldn't be an incel, you'd be a normal person.
This is why people hate incels; you'd otherwise be a subject of pity and compassion but you're so fricking narcissistic and up your own ass with how you're a supreme gentleman that you are insufferable to everyone around you. Like people don't keep a running tally of quotes they hear from others about themselves.
If you dropped the self-fellation and had some humility in your daily life I'd go so far as to say you might even be able to trick everyone into thinking you're a normal person (although you can't hide your shit genetics). But you won't because you are a special boi in your own mind and this is why your future ends with shooting up an elementary school somewhere. This is why it's important for society to end you first, before you kill innocent people while raging over how no one understands you like your mom does.
i’m not a normal person though; that’s mental not looks. I get compliments from relatives, friends, and stranger women. Not frequent, but enough that i think i’m a ~7.
You are delusional just making stuff up. I’m out here speaking my truth while you speak nothing.
Listen, I don't care if you want to lie to yourself for the next 50 years as long as you die alone (or with a fellow incel boyfriend) without procreating.
I personally think it's a waste of resources to keep you alive, since you are surely not producing anywhere near what you consume. Unfortunately, however, our society is so decadent and full of unearned wealth that people don't mind wasting money on frivolous shit. When you have dudes out there spending $60 to get McDonald's doordashed to their apartment you're going to have incels out there taking up space and oxygen. People don't care about fake Monopoly money so it gets thrown around. It is what it is.
The important thing here is a) to make sure you don't procreate, which, btw, you are doing a great job of accomplishing on your own; and b) to make sure you don't pop off and shoot a bunch of innocent kids or women when you finally decide to kys. And let's be honest, if you are standing in front of the mirror like Buffalo Bill and telling yourself you're attractive, you are a prime candidate for b).
You aren't attractive, attractive men accidentally get their dicks wet from time to time even if they are complete spergs like you. You are prime Elliott Rodgers material and your single mother told you how handsome a boy you were one too many times, so we need to get your ego down out of high Earth orbit before you snap. And the first step in Incels Anonymous is admitting that you aren't the special snowflake that exists in your and your mom's head.
This is a direct quote from a young single woman about me a ~week ago; ‘he’s kinda cute don’t you think?’
What do you think you can say that will make me deny reality?
i’m gonna stop replying now since you are a clearly deranged individual.
OK, once again, normal people don't keep running lists of the polite comments they get from other people. I can't stress this enough, this is not a normal thing to do.
You are desperately seeking validation for your self-image, which makes you an unreliable source for them in the first place. This is inevitably going to lead to an event that puts your cognitive dissonance on full public display, probably when you enter a beauty pageant or some shit. And we need to get your headspace to a point where when this happens you don't take it out on Mrs. Thompson's third-grade class.
You are not a normal person either.
It's pretty normal you stupid homosexual
Based.
Trying to find ways to think highly of yourself has its merits but is also a dangerous game that can leave you in a sad situation locking yourself up from the outside world just to maintain the purity of your self-image. Which is bound to shatter anyway because you missed working on more objective forms of self improvement while doing that.
How schizo are you?
Someone can't generally recall what things people have commented to them and list them when asked about it?
Do you walk into an interview and blank out when someone says "What have your previous team members said about you and your work?" or do you just sit like a dumb zombie because you're a normal person and normal people apparently don't have the power of recall.
>We're supposed to be living amongst the stars right now, but instead we have to pat incels on the head and pretend they are humans with dignity instead of genetic abominations.
Sounds like a movieblob tweet except replace 'incels' with 'lower class whites' lol
A life without love isn't life. That's not "accommodation", that's exploiting the labor of someone and denying them basic humanity
>and they go around anticipating the same kind of social norms
Not the same social norm, it's even worse. It's completely normal and even expected for a teenager to be weird and awkward, not for a 30 year old man. ESPECIALLY when it comes to trying to be with a girl.
There is no bigger red flag to a girl than a clueless awkward adult male virgin, they would lierally rather be with a literal hoodrat murderer. Yes people won't start going HAHA finger pointing at you like in high school, but in terms of intimate relationships it's way way worse as a clueless adult virgin
In a lot of ways this is a consequence of our high-wealth, low-danger society. Women are less guarded around weird autists because the stakes are lower. Once we start seeing less surplus goods and the social fabric unravels, this will end very quickly and the undesirables will die off quickly.
>The exact opposite it's a red flag to most of society.
No, this is your persecution complex talking. The simple fact that you get treated as a person is proof positive that society is way more accommodating to you than you ever deserved. I can't stress this enough, in any other age you wouldn't even be alive right now, you would have been filtered out even as early as childhood for being a waste of resources. And yet here you are complaining because people think you are a gigantic failure for being an incel. You are a gigantic failure! You're lucky they just think it and don't act on the logical conclusion from it! Again, this is only possible because we are all far richer than we ever need to be.
Luckily, unless you're a totally dysfunctional extremely obese Quasimodo disaster most people don't actually know that you're an adult kissless virgin. People will catch on that you're alone without a girl quickly yes, but the mere idea of being 30 and never even kissing does not even exist as a concept in most people heads.
That’s because it’s strange and abnormal for someone to make it 30 fricking years without even kissing someone
Obviously,
What is it with this board and sniveling autists regurgitating the exact same woe-is-me posts for months and even years in other cases?
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/Call%20it%20game%20or%20a%20vibe%20or%20flirting%20or%20sexual%20energy%20or%20simply%20being%20a%20normal%20person%2C%20we%27re%20devoid%20of%20it.%20/
Nah this is bullshit, i'm a 22 year old kissless virgin and this cute alt mixed chick i've been texting with the for past month is coming over to my house tonight and we're almost guaranteed to get physical. You've just got to fine a girl who is comfortable moving the conversation along, she even said if i was uncomfortable making the first move she'd be fine with doing it. They're out there anons, I met mine on Tinder. Don't give up hope no matter how much homosexuals like this try to demoralize you.
You're only 22, just getting into the "he is a bit boring" stage. Sincerely good luck tonight because the situation will not be the same if you remain a kissless virgin for 8 more years
>turns out she used to be a cutter
This is going to be end bad for me and I know it, but I don't care, I can unironically fix her. Go on without me anons, i couldn't heed the warnings.
Dude.
>tinder
>alt
>used to be a cutter
I can tell you from experience this is not going to end well for you and you can't fix her. I'm an old man. I am 31 years old. I did "I can fix her" twice in my 20's, then stopped trying to fix them and just fricked them for a while. You can't fix any of them. You're mistaking your feelings of compassion and affection for someone you feel bad for for love. She's not yours to fix and don't adopt her into your life to try to do say. Best case scenario is you get really invested and she breaks your heart, worst case is she does something absolutely crazy to you that could damage your life forever.
poasting in epic virginity loss thread
keep us updated anon, let us know if she or you cries in bed
>Tinder
Frick you.
Welcome to the "Lost his virginity to a BPD girl" club.
I hope you like emotional rollercoasters because you are about to get on one.
This is true, most incels merely exude asexual energy.
jfl i was called mature at 10 or some shit like that, it never even began, girls could already tell it when i was 15 or so
i've got the 2nd. best physique amongst my friends now, and the most money, and what does it get me? frick all, because my moronic head ruins any opportunity which presents itself, literally had one of the few girls that have shown clear signs kiss me, and i still missed that golden opportunity
Not true at all. I knew a chad with literal autism like he was extremely difficult to talk to not for lack of trying on his part because he just didn’t understand things well and he had a hot gf who loved him anyway because he was 6’4
I'm 6'2, fit, blue eyes etc but still a virgin at 26
At this point I feel like I'm just delusional more than anything
Makes it even more painful that I live in a slav shithole where the average dude is ugly as shit yet still gets more pussy than me
If you don't have decent social media following in this day and age you're just doomed tbf
I can tell you're ugly as shit
Nah you mid tho fr
Your aesthetic is gay porn bottom who pretends he's the top for the foreplay, I could probably rape you
try me irl c**t I'll put you in the fricking ground
Okay bratty bottom now bend over like a good boy does
The chadcel is becoming a worryingly common phenomenon.
This
don't know why virgins still keep seething about being virgins like it means anything in this day and age
A lot of people our age range (Im assuming most people here are between 20-29) just arent having sex, and yes that includes women too, they are having more sex than men but its a very small gap and nothing worth getting angry over like its a competition, fact is no ones fricking atm
I agree, I'm a quasi-incel/volcel/mentalcel or whatever, im tall, quite successful, but no gf, no sex and im lonely. In public I see ugly men with hot women, ugly women with hot guys, ugly women with ugly men, I see it all. Just today I saw an extremely attractive woman with a an average at best guy who I literally towered over. So I don't think the blackpill is real atleast for *most* people, It seems like, and this could be wishful thinking, that there is a sect of society both men and women that is becoming increasingly lonely and just unable to have sex.
>I'm a quasi-incel/volcel/mentalcel or whatever
I'm so sick of people just making up their own genders. Man, woman, pick one or the other.
Yeah I see this alot too, i'm 6"2, lean, muscular, 8-9/10 face - but i often see small SEA men with woman i can only dream about, or malding manelts with woman i can only dream about.
However i'm a chronic fapper, but i am cutting that out today, i hope it allows to me to be motivated to meet someone, sick of seeing fricking basedboys with absolute goddesses. I DESERVE that, i fricking deserve that... shit pisses me off, at least its fuel for the gym i suppose. The toxic thoughts about this need to leave my body sooner rather then later... this year im either making it, or volunteering for ukraine so i can get killed
> 6"2, lean, muscular, 8-9/10 face
Kek no you’re not. If you were you would literally be an internationally famous millionaire model. You could upload one photo of yourself to Instagram and get scouted by multiple international modeling agencies within 24hrs
>alot
ngmi
volunteer for Russia itself, ukrops are nazis and gays
I'm skinny fat and have sex with black women.
im dyel but pull girls all the time because of my height, hair, face, personality. i have 3 girl as fwb in rotation. it's not all that you think it is. it gets hard to form a deep connection with someone, i can't be with them for more than a few hours at a time
the worst thing about it is that i don't have any motivation for gym
6'?
>all these men in this thread who still have an intact hymen
Pretty crazy, I don't think I ever had one
Stop spying on me FBI-kun!
you are too small and fell for the ottermode DYELS
I'm a beginner at the gym. Kinda skinnyfat, but improving. I've been told several times by people at work that I'm attractive. Occasionally I'll notice hot girls in the gym looking at me. Maybe it's because I'm 194 cm. Also, I almost have a PhD and a very bright career ahead of me.
But also
>Social anxiety
>Kissless virgin
>Look away when a hot girl is close because I can't control my nervousness
I tell girls i blew people up and shot them in Afghanistan and they immediately get scared to death and never talk to me again. Kek don’t tell girls you were in the army
I tell black girls that and they come running to me
>mfw
Hmmm interesting. I tell strippers and bartenders and they like it. Strippers especially. Why is this you think?
I think it comes down to worldly awareness and neuroticism.
Its the female equivalent of a nerd who has never been in a fight before.
Ring girl =/= stacy
Church grandma cry choir =/= twerk team RAW WWE grew up with 4 brothers
(Rowdiness in a lady is my biggest turn on. Aint nothin like unleashin the beast to make wild in the bedroom. Princesses need not apply.)
Bad girls and tom boys like bad boys. Big girls like soldiers and cops. Libtards hate masculinity itself unless its neatly packaged in dildo harlequin bubble wrap with extra justin bieber kpop on top.
My biggest turnoff is the female echo chamber. Eventually women become disaffected to it and defect from the lesbian cult and let a noble steed caballero whisk them into the sunset. Most just want a lesbian in mens clothing who may incidentally be biologically male and have basic safe NICE status (zero sex drive just the sum thesis of their life history strategy planning)
Yes i am army poster. Wild women turn me on the most too. Sometimes like waitresses or girls with step fathers are like the craziest. Or like a chick that’s pissed off she has to work or something. Insane animals. And honestly women being mean and angry is sort of a turn on sometimes. Idk what that means frick lol
High test, mighty amygdala
The baddest b***hy "goody two shoes" amygdala
The worst lie the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he does not exist and pic rel is the kind of woman that insists this in every sentence that all is always NICE
Enter the NICE GUY dilemma shitty moms lie to their sons about
GENETICS
God I love flirting with hot autismos. So damn cute when you spill your spaghetti and being sexually aggressive with you guys is the best. Whimpering while your leaky wiener jumps, hnnnnng.
wtf this is a skinny 14 yo boy body. the frick you're trying to prove?
I don't *need* any kind of social interaction nor relationships, I realized this over the years, A day i spent interacting with people always felt to me like a wasted day. I'm fine with my hobbies and always have trouble finishing the day (I basically go to sleep because i need to, already had problems in the past with fricked up sleep schedule), I keep myself occupied better than any person ever did.
t.26yrs old khv, Told i'm good looking too many times to count.
Fricking dyel
No rizz.
bro you have it so good. If you want a girl just fricking try until you find what you want. The thing is you can ACTUALLY be yourself because ur hot. Like there is no downside, nothing to lose, nothing has to work out or become anything, just enjoy yourself
I'm like this except I'm not a silent autist. I'm a exteremely angry violent sociopath. I use sadness and loneliness as a fuel to be more aggresive, commit more crimes, and make men fear me more and more. People are terrified of me. Girls like me at first but I eventually terrify them too. I also happen to get violent at girls sometimes. I can't help it. I can't stand disrespect from no human being. I will go the distance, I will rip their flesh if I have to. My entire life revolves around violence and being lonely doesn't help it at all. No way to fix this, I'm doomed.
>My entire life revolves around violence
he says as waits 60 seconds, solves two captchas, writes this post, searches his image folder for an appropriate videogame picture, attaches it and finally clicks Post all on a Saturday evening
Can't I post here on my free time? All I do at my free time is just sitting down alone and staring into the abyss anyways. Might aswell post here about how I feel. If I spoke to a shrink I would be in an aslyum right now, so this is the only place I can talk. I sometimes b***h about these stuff to girls but they don't seem to give a frick.
take your L lil homie
It's Sunday you moron
>thinly veiled "woe is me" blogpost
IST is not your personal pity party. Do the world a favor and get a vasectomy, you violent subhuman.
Are you still here?
You appear to be here more often and sadder then the same men you make a hobby of calling out, boy
I'm struggling to parse that ESL word salad lol
I accept your concession.
My husband is like this. I have no idea how someone didn’t get to him before I did. I’m very lucky and hope he never leaves me. I often think about him dying before I do and I get really sad.
I have advice for you but it might be hard to hear. I think your problem is that you're a coward.
>I've never tried to flirt with girls
Then how do you expect to get with them? If you're autistic then flirting doesn't come naturally but that's not a death sentence. We just learn it the hard way through trial and rejection until we finally understand or get lucky. Sounds like you're too afraid of rejection to even try. I know plenty of other autists who are sexually successful and they are all chad-lite at best. One has a special interest in DJ and that's what got him out socializing. Another is just really confident and unapologetic when he spills his spaghetti and women love him - they just find it endearing. Just go try and mentally prepare yourself for failure. You have the body and the face so just convince yourself you are desirable and go talk to women at public parties or bars with a good atmosphere.
The hard part for us is not actually sex but love. I think we can only ever truly connect with autistic women. Learning this caused me far more pain than just rejection from strangers and acquaintances.
Your torso is disgusting
Nice try, I look fantastic. Check out this pump I got from wanking too furiously
You are mostly right, alot of it is cowardice but I'm also very ashamed of "exposing" myself as a friendless virgin loser with no goals or aspirations and worse of all no social initiative and ability to connect with people
>I'm also very ashamed of "exposing" myself as a friendless virgin loser
You won't be exposing yourself as they can practically smell it on you before you even think about talking to them. (The friendless loser part, male virginity doesn't exist no matter how much you want to be a woman)
>they can practically smell it on you
This is cope of epic proportions.
I had sex with a girl off Tinder last week and she asked what my body count was and I said “idk around 150” and she just laughed and asked how many girls I’d slept with that weekend (it was Sunday) and I said I’d fricked a girl on Friday night.
I lost my virginity to her
>I lost my virginity to her
Oh damn bro! Was there a lot of blood when she broke your hymen
>anon who spends zero time around women baffled as to why he has no women
Many such cases.
>spends zero time around women
how can you spend time around women without having them?
One day when I finish my engineering degree I will be able to work hard and have a cute fitcel houseband who stays at home and can focus on making a comfy nest and looking aesthetic.
let's get married
i get dates easily but the combination of autism and childhood sexual abuse trauma makes me go basically catatonic in romantic situations
>33
>Considered attractive and often complimented by women
>Had last relationship 6 years ago and never want one again
Solitude kicks ass.
>Solitude kicks ass.
only if you can dump loads into 20 year old pussy every once in a while. solitude sucks.
you know what kicks ass? finding true love and a woman you can live your life with. as gay as it sounds its the highest high there is.
too mad most people will never experience it.
>tying your sense of well being to someone else who can disappoint you anytime for any reason instead of mastering yourself to reach a point where people other than family matters little and are disposable and replaceable if they start acting funny
You are on your way to be left devastated somewhere down the road.
stoicism can only get you so far. just be realistic and admit it, humans are social creatures. most animals are.
You can be social just fine compartmentalizing it as just another part of your life where you are self-sufficient instead of being consumed by it.
Guys I’m 31 complete loser in every conceivable metric. Living on my moms couch, permaNEET, permavirgin, mentally ill, girls openly laugh at me when I’m in public, debilitating interpersonal anxiety. I don’t know why I persist, everyday is spent in impotent bitterness. I’m so hilariously out of touch with reality. I look disgusting and clueless and haven’t mentally developed for well over a decade. Nothing but failure behind me and likely nothing but failure awaits me. I shudder to think of how a normal person perceives me because I put everyone off. I KNOW for a fact that I have been gaslit by counselors, relatives saying you’re handsome you’re smart whatever. I KNOW I am a human slug but how does that translate into how I’m supposed to conduct myself? Is it arrogant for me to even attempt an iota of confidence? Would people accept me if I behaved like a beaten dog, displaying my awareness in the pecking order? Is it delusional and naive of me to pursue self improvement at this point?
At least self-improve in ways that help yourself like proper grooming, decent clothes, exercise, eating tasty but healthy food, try doing more useful things than being on the internet/gaming all the time, like reading. This helps me at least.
>girls openly laugh at me when I’m in public
This one I don't get.
Why do they laugh at us? almost every single time.
Is it because they can somehow sense we have anxiety and can't talk?
Chad-lite maybe.
>balding manlet with average face at best
>but also autistic idgaf ISTP personality, good frame and self-sufficient tendencies where I mentally mog every NPC out there
Women that choose to be with me have to constantly chase since after being traumatized all my life trying to fit in I'm unable to give a shit to people anymore.
>Chadcel
no such a thing you fricking autist c**t
you look like a holocaust victim
if you were any chad some girl would have adopted you 5 years ago and you could have moved out of your parents basement
literally me. but im 25, live alone and have 30k debt
Can I be a chadcel if I've fricked 33 women, have a rich girlfriend who always swallows and a good job with a six figure net worth before the age of 30?
no, because making shit up on an incel imageboard doesn't count
I made none of that up and it isn't very impressive
Please tell me you're not a homosexual black...
6 figure net worth or 6 figure salary?
both
Doing what?
yea, i can relate
>blue almond eyes with neutral tilt
>masculine brow, forehead and nose
>full lips
>highset cheekbones
>not a virgin
>decent job that not only makes me money, but helps my mother as well, whom i love dearly
but also
>recessed chin
>acne since 14 (turning 23 in april)
>172cm
>hairline may be receding
i just wanna be perfect brehs
dyel
>most of his points are genetic lottery shit
What about getting a soul for yourself.
i'm trying to, in God and Christ
i know it doesn't matter in the long run
i know i'm autistic for being nearly obsessed with this shit
but sometimes it gets to me, idk why
I could probably rape you
uh huh what else?
you look like an ogre
orc, actually
Yep,
Tall, good voice, even have some really sweet on me women that will try tracking me down occasionally but I usually self-sabotage and ghost.
I want a woman who'd be a good eugenic match for me and just refuse to casually date.
BUT, I'm lonely as frick and my self-esteem is down. I had hinge for the validation and decided to actually hit up the girls and quickly found my text-game is shit and like 75% ghost, and 75% of those I get off onto texting ghost.
I don't want to wait around to meet another girl that likes me IRL, I need to find me a good woman in the middle of the hoeflation ghostpocalypse. I refuse to give up and won't give in, wish me luck bros.
>I want a woman who'd be a good eugenic match
its reach a point for me where while I'm talking to a girl,I'll be analyzing her skull shape,jawline,canthal tilt,breast shape,ass size,exact height,fat distribution and its just ridiculous,just at where I'm ready to talk to girls I'm getting picky and when I was shy I'd be willing to frick any girl with a fat ass,except for fat women.
I remember that exactly
>2015
>5'3" nerd girl likes me
>"SHE'S A QUEEENNNNN"
>2023
>Talking to a 5'11'' blonde giga-stacey
>"Ugh I wish she'd take my advice on losing weight she's starting to get squishy- you know what frick this I'm out"
Idk, probably neurosis at this point. I'm not overtly analyzing but my base floor is:
>Fit
>Tall
>Smart
>Locus of control in her hands
Get a social worker/helper for the mentally ill if that's an option in your country. It's embarassing as frick but I wish I did it sooner than late 20s. They can help with learning to socialize, getting and maintaining your own place, paperwork and job/education.
easymode and you still frick it up
aspergers homosexual
yep, described me to a t basically
>23
>(maybe not pretty but get called handsome a fair bit)
>muscular and lean
>6'3
>'tismed out
>have few friends
>bartend part time
>still at home
part of me wants to make it out of this shit and the other part of me struggles to comprehend just how far behind i am
You're still at the age that you think any of it matters. You'll be fine
>you have more time
man i've been hearing that shit since i was a teen, its only really gotten worse since then
Yeah don't listen to that guy.
You have to actively change yourself and what you do if you want your situation to change. Otherwise absolutely nothing will happen except time passing as years go by
being wholly aware of this is perhaps the most tortuous aspect of it all, i know what i must do and the consequences of me failing to do so and yet i rot and wane away watching the hands of the clock turn to months on the calendar with little more to offer than a fake smile and empty eyes
It's clearly not torturous enough because you're not motivated/driven enough to actually do something about it, except whining on the Internet.
So either accept it or do something about it. Otherwise you'll end up as a 30 year old kissless virgin like me
from my experience you just have to start doing something and get used to that routine,for example I used to be petrified of talking to girls first,even though I know I'm not an unnattractive guy because they do tell me,now its like second nature for me,all I did was strike up conversations with strangers if I know I'm gonna be with them in that place for a while then I built up from there. women are nothing to be afraid of dude. neither is your ambition.