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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    my wife ate an insane amount when she was preg + while breastfeeding

    I'm convinced this behaviour is why most 40+ yo women are chubby as frick, since they can metabolically handle it at first but then they're just eating like fatties.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fat lainey.
      inb4
      >women can be fat but not men

      I think their TDEE only increases by something close to 500. it's definitely not an extra 2000Cal a day.
      either way, getting used to eating a certain way for 9 months will change your appetite outside of the normal hormonal response you had unless you consciously try to shift it back.
      also inb4
      >3 pregnancies fatter wife

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I always just assumed pregnancies were basically a necessary 9 month bulk cycle for women except all that extra mass gets expelled In the form of a baby at the end

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        I'm not a doctor but I heard that pregnant women are only supposed to gain 10 pounds of fat by the time they give birth. Anything more than that is just her using pregnancy as an excuse to be fat.

        You ommisioned the increased energy output of everydays care of the baby.
        Yes, even my wife said that during pregnancy, all you need is an eqivalent of an extra slice of bread with fat and "bacon crackers" to cover the need of the child, that is true.
        But just watching my wife, who went from a job as a nurse to:
        >constatnly squating and picking up our son
        >carrying our baby boy around all thay
        >breastfeeding for hours on end, even during night
        >having to clean up x times a day
        as the curios little rascals just HAS to find out what is in every single kitchen drawer and pull t out.
        I would expect the TDEE to by much higher than 500. At least my wife eats quite a bit more than that and still managed to get her figure back to pre-pregnancy state.

        I thank God everyday for having her.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          squating and picking up our son
          our baby boy around all thay
          for hours on end, even during night
          to clean up x times a day
          yeah, a 2 mile run is 200Cal but doing normal day to day activities like picking up 10 to 20lbs is MUCH more that 500Cal.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            2 mile run is definitely more than 200kcal. Well, maybe it is for a 100lbs woman

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fat lainey.
      inb4
      >women can be fat but not men

      I think their TDEE only increases by something close to 500. it's definitely not an extra 2000Cal a day.
      either way, getting used to eating a certain way for 9 months will change your appetite outside of the normal hormonal response you had unless you consciously try to shift it back.
      also inb4
      >3 pregnancies fatter wife

      I'm not a doctor but I heard that pregnant women are only supposed to gain 10 pounds of fat by the time they give birth. Anything more than that is just her using pregnancy as an excuse to be fat.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women gain roughly 30 pounds in a healthy pregnancy. I don't know how much of that they lose instantly when they deliver the baby, or how long it should take for them to lose the weight. It seems like a lot of it would be water weight.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          A frickton of it is water. If you've ever watched someone's water break it's a huge mess. Then if they are pregnant with multiples they have to account for even more baby weight, water weight, and the placenta.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both pregnancy and breastfeeding only requires an extra 500 cal a day. So one muffin and a glass of milk. Or one large peanut butter sandwich. That is all. My wife gained 25lbs during pregnancy. 15 of that was the baby + placenta. The rest she worked off in the months that followed because she breastfed but didn’t eat more than usual. That is how a healthy woman does it.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never understand why nogs like fat white women so much.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Built for BBC

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >POV 4am you're severely wishing you'd just jerked off and stayed home

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want to be like this but I can't help it anon, they're just wonderful

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      they just dont care. they'll frick anything. why they have such a high instance of homosexuality and granny fricking.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        g-granny fricking?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They’re better than black women personality wise but with the same body type, also black dudes put white ppl shit on a pedestal

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >black dudes put white ppl shit on a pedestal

        https://i.imgur.com/ZqI2xBn.jpg

        they see white people as better than them so dating a white person is increasing their social standing

        >they see white people as better than them
        You should leave your mom's basement one of these days.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seethe more shitskin, continue to simp for some 2/10 white landwhale because you have the innate insecurity to lighten your bloodline

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why are half Arabs and half Persians so hot bros? I might need to wife up an Iranian or a Lebanese girl or something (that's where the caucus mountains are so they're technically Caucasian)

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fake caption btw, probably added by a white incel, the girl is turkish

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      they see white people as better than them so dating a white person is increasing their social standing

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Be shrill feminist harpy who will attack any white man for every little shit he does, spend your waking hours attacking white men online and try to ruin their lives, vote for anti white legislation
        >Why does this white boy dislike me, must be a race thing
        Diagnosis: Woman

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will never understand why white women idolize nogs so much.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the only type of white woman they can get.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why are Black folk moronic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fat women are insecure and desperate enough to be with anyone, black men are often low status and horny enough to take them up on the implicit offer. Plus black American women are literally the worst form humanity has ever taken so it's not hard to understand why they would accept a fat white woman instead

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should all gain some weight.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mirin dubs all women are turned to breeding cows tomorrow if I get trips

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice quads… Sike!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice du-ACK

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would the gods rob us of these quads... it's not fair

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don’t worry the good news is that some women will be breeding cows tomorrow. The fun is how you find them. You could even make your own.

          Maybe, the real treasure were the BBWs we stuffed along the way.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"thicc" or "architech'd" drawn or animated girls
      >fat proportions for breasts, gut, legs
      >thin proportions for face, neck, arms
      Every time

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, the ideal...

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ideal seacow ? frick off Black person

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      AI fatties make me rock hard but irl fatties are repulsive. Can it be achieved with technology?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous__

        How did you end up with a sexual preference for a body type that doesn't exist naturally?

        No shade really-- I'm curious

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are 0 women in real life who look like this

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not exactly like this but I used to raw dawg this 6’1 ft half Chinese / Samoan Witchy chick. 6/10 face but god she was built different.

        I had some of the best cream pies of my life on mushrooms with that girl.

        T. 5’11 93kgs test user.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Correction**

          She was chinese/papua

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      These ladies exist but there’ll be a gut hiding behind the front of those panties

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She used to draw herself as a hot skinny woman but the more years pass the more she copes about being fat and haggard

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why wouldnt you want a woman thats bigger than you? You want your kids to be smaller than you?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      not my problem

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >size mogged by a literal woman

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nig with fat b***h no one wanted
    Unintentionally based lmao.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    LAINEYBALL
    LAINEYBALL

    I INVOKE THEE

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          My fricking sides

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          AAAAAAAAA

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Absolute perfection.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is my favorite of all time with the ghost kid coming in second

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/NCAtLRt.jpg

      https://i.imgur.com/ijUOklo.jpg

      https://i.imgur.com/vpFIzxX.png

      uhhhh ... someone explain this meme lmao

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lurkmoar, dumbass newbie.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the female bulking horror stories screencap

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Laney's work is really revealing to the female psyche. Every woman can be as fat and disgusting as they want to be, but every man is a GQ model and that STILL isn't enough.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My girl always worked out a bit, nothing too fancy, but one day she tried one of my protein shakes and liked the taste, so I said she should drink half of what I do everyday, she got toned as frick in like 3 months lol, then left me in 6 lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      got more of her nudes bro? care to share?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh that's not her, that pic is just some thot I found around here

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        bonk

        https://i.imgur.com/Sxj2chn.jpg

        Anyone ever bulked alongside a gf?

        We've tried to bulk, but my wife can't put on solid weight for shit compared to me lol
        It just depends on the girl, I guess.
        If pic related, then no, we don't bulk that way.
        I mean, I kinda do, but we don't like straight up fatties in this house.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she left him
      >he didnt murder her
      NGMI

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >caring about some prostitute enough to risk completely ruining your life
        absolute cuck mentality lmao

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >showing how much it bothered you by being put in a fricking cage for the rest of your life
          Just take the L and walk home lol

          I feel like women absolutely never seeing a consequence for this kind of thing is part of the problem. If more men chimped out and took revenge we would all be better off.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            fair enough

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >showing how much it bothered you by being put in a fricking cage for the rest of your life
        Just take the L and walk home lol

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stacy has tats

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >WALL'd at 22

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that
        >stacy
        cmon now

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Roastie has tats*

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Stacy
        >4/10 britbong looking gremlin

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Sxj2chn.jpg

      Anyone ever bulked alongside a gf?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Makes me wonder why she is still dating in her 30s

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.instagram.com/p/Cxi6KPrranz/

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Heavy copium.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess the same reason why so many men are kissless virgin losers in their 30s now?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jews?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        "they" didn't like her apparently

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/vZQWVCR.jpg

      [...]

      The fact that she constantly posts about dating and general loose/empowered female behavior shows how hard she’s coping. The real staceys and women who are actually good looking and not mindbroken in their 30s don’t start social media pages posting this shit to constantly reassure themselves they’re not insane prostitutes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah actual Stacys get mindbroken in their early 20s and settle in their late 20s, then just constantly lurk social media until die, welcome to the new age

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok but this one is actually mentally healthy. Broken clock is right twice a day, and all that.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mentally healthy
        Not with all those tattoos, anon.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can't wait till 80% of the population has a tattoo and you NPCs start getting filtered even harder than you are now
          >proceed to cope

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >we all have tattoos!
            >you're the NPCs!

            Hahahaha

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Many tattoos are unique to that person, if you can't understand that, you can't express yourself in a meaningful way, unless it's anonymously on IST, have fun in your hole anon

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >we all have tattoos!
                >you're the NPCs!

                Hahahaha

                everyone i see has the same shitty sleeve and rib tattoos

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah no shit, there's only so many places you can put a tat, but I'd say 95% of rib tattoos I see are still unique to that person, you just see ink and that's it, I bet you can't visualize objects in your head either

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                ive seen 5 girls with that same shitty owl under their ribs with the wings holding thier breasts and ive seen the same shitty fish/horse/dragon that goes down someones arm with waves/clouds/whatever.

                There are 3-5 people with the same eyeball on their hand
                And women have the same shitty butterfly on the back of their tricep

                its not cool
                its not unique
                its gay.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >5 girls
                >3-5 people
                good sample size moron, post body since yours is such a temple

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you see even 2 of the same tattoo in the same spot means it's a fad that is unique in no way. Just accept the fact you're a moron that ruined your own body.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >post body if yours is such a temple
                you won't

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tattoos are for convicts, homosexuals, and old-timey sailors. You are one of these and I doubt you've ever served in any naval capacity (but still enjoy seamen)

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >just stems from boomers repeating the same 3 lines about tats for half a century, and boomers were fricking idiots huffing lead since birth.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >convicts, homosexuals and sailors
                Those were the only people being put on lists. They're the only ones that were being documented so that's a bad reading of the data.
                Noble gentry and even several Kings of England had tattoos. The name Britain comes from Pretani which meant the painted or tattooed people
                >the iron age body art was blue paint
                There are Roman sources describing the process as taking much patience which seems unlikely for just paint.
                Tl;dr Tattoos aren't bad, just not kosher. So ink up goyim.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have trivals, don't you, please tell me you don't have barbwires around your biceps.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No I don't have tribals, again, post body

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry that you regret your trampstamp, anon.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no body
                Typical, sorry you're fat, if we're gonna keep making assumptions about each other

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >5 girls
                >3-5 people
                good sample size moron, post body since yours is such a temple

                >Seething doodleBlack person aka squiggleBlack person

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not seething, I'm quite content actually.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gets owned
                >told to post body
                >"ur... ur seetheing!! acktually"
                >still doesn't post body
                lel
                post body dipshit

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >DVD logo
                Lost

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >UL listed
                So uh, I shouldn't put fingers in both holes?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                For me it's the hazmat plackards

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >does not iron
                No wonder she’s still single.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm dead

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I need to get the NOT gate one

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I unironically want to get the fast blow fuse symbol in one of the bones I broke in a fit of rage

                >tfw anger issues

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >DVD

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Halal

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sheesh why does everyone have the same shitty minimal Patchwork tattoos like little stickers on their body I think with a lot of guys they just want to join in like they see it as an easy way to get attention from women like guys have a hard time standing out let's be honest but women I mean what are they trying to do is it like when they make themselves ugly on purpose cuz they can't make it as a pretty girl so they have to be scarred in some way? I know these b***hes don't think this bullshit means anything like they're not special it's like a rite of passage for people who probably aren't going to have in wedlock children it's almost Jungian.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                one day women will realise tattoos add at least 5 years to a woman

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                They really do I mean young girls all look like crap like hot garbage because of these shitty tattoos that they get as soon as they can as a teenager and they're like $20 a pop so many guys get like a clock like the melting clock from that painting and then a lion with I don't know something bullshit in Latin or like strength underneath it and then their name these these guys are just like girls they're just fricking women at that point come on dude I can kind of see your children's names if you have a hard time with your feelings and this is how you express it whatever okay fine but so much generic stuff and they all get the same thing. Like who the frick gets an hourglass with a skull and then it like morphs into a clock into Poseidon of all things like you're from Ohio and we're in the Air Force what the frick why Poseidon you don't even know the Greek gods I can tell you this is Hades and you'd be like "whoa really yeah the pitchfork makes sense" you just showed up and you were like "all of it I want it all put it on my AmEx Platinum".

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >USB

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Meanwhile everyone has bathroom stall scribbles, other people's quotes, tribal patterns and random animals (and these are the most respectable ones, because then there's the sois that get vidya and tv references or even brand logos)

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm no saying all tattoos are good, and bad ones definitely expose the person who got them for what they are, but saying any tattoo ensures someone is a prostitute/idiot/impulsive/etc is disingenuous and makes the person claiming that look foolish in my opinion. It all just stems from boomers repeating the same 3 lines about tats for half a century, and boomers were fricking idiots huffing lead since birth.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not saying
                >in my opinion
                Holy fricking reddit just call him a homosexual and move on. At least reply with snarky greentext where the frick do you think you are?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >greentext
                I made a typo in my original post so you actually typed that out instead of just ctrl-c, homosexual, I'm on IST

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's better. Don't let me catch you acting like a gay again.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                keep coping about the tattoos you regret getting. tattoos are ugly as shit and are braindamaged cope, thanks for outing yourself to everyone around you as mentally unstable

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I love my tats more than your mother loves you kek

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                What a weird imaginary insult
                >random obsession with Oedipal stuff out of nowhere
                This is why I said

                keep coping about the tattoos you regret getting. tattoos are ugly as shit and are braindamaged cope, thanks for outing yourself to everyone around you as mentally unstable

                You're mentally unstable, and your tattoos are an advertisement of that

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                quick reply, about as fast as your father left eh anon?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sentence contains mother and love
                >must be Oedipus
                uhhh you good anon?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                quick reply, about as fast as your father left eh anon?

                Nice troll, samegay

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                cope motherfricker

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't really care about tattoos, but the only ones I like are flora/fauna. There's a woman at my gym with a plant-themed sleeve and a bird-themed sleeve from all different artists and both actually look really nice. I think it's usually that people just get some real shit normally - my sister's got a couple that are really personal to our family but they're all ugly as hell, unfortunately

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if you can't understand that, you can't express yourself in a meaningful way
                >goy please understand
                > you really need to express yourself
                >buy some overpriced mass produced shit
                >make a permanent scribble selected from catalog) on your body
                >buy new clothes we've decided to be be hip for this season to be very unique
                >you have to consum...I mean, express yourself, goy, that is crucial in life

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                why did you greentext that?
                >you don't know how anything works why would I listen to you

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                for shit and giggles of course, why even ask

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                fine that's fair

                What the actual frick is all this thread about?

                fitness, duh

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >as if every real human isn't already unique down to the subatomic level
                Spoken like a true NPC bro

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                holy frick you're moronic

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >t. israelite afraid he won't get to israelite heaven

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Based and checked. Tattoos were brought about in popularity to America by Martin Hildebrandt, a Black person loving Yankee who ended up in an insane asylum.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >if reality wasn't real then you'd be wrong ha

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >them
      Why do terminally woke morons get so afraid of calling men men and women women?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        what does woke even mean?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you got triggered by that, there's no hope for you.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          "That thing there? I don't care for it"
          >Ermagerd, are you LE TRIGGERED? Lololol tell me you're assblasted without saying you're assblasted lol infinitykek omg my sides have literally left orbit, seethe more haha, show me on the doll where you got RECTALLY REKT pmsl try not to cry homosexual hahaha I'm literally lolling out loud over here bwaaaaahahaha shall I call you a wahmbulance, fkin snowflake hahaha oh my god, you just literally can't stop blubbing about how upset you are, can you hahahaha fuggin epic fail dude, looks like actually YOURE the snowflake, how the turn tables eh slup slup slup your tears are delicious

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is probably bi you fricking moron

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think that's a """woke"""" they, I think it's more she subconsciously thinks she will be dating an endless string of dudes for the rest of her life without ever finding someone that wants to spend an extended period with her. And she's probably not wrong

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >And she's probably not wrong
          Except for the "the rest of her life" part.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eeeeshhh triggered much?
        She means them as in more than one man. As she’s a white and dates a lot of men, never sticking with one for a meaningful long term relationship.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's to make more people relate to her posts, just so she can get more followers. But yeah its some gay american gay shit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is referring to the multiple dates spanning multiple decades.
        She isn't going to write
        >I hope hims like me
        Like you would, Manpreet.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
      there's delusion and then there's b***hes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe if you have to date in your 30's you're not very good at being a female?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol at those t-rex hands at 2nd panel
      vectorization is like 95% automatic and this stupid chick still fail

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldnt that be the other way around?
      Early you think of yourself because you have the choice.
      In 30s you start to get concerned about them liking you because you start to get older, less attractive etc.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you spoken to a modern woman over the age of 30?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not I hope we like each other
      lmao always about herself, huh? Never maturing, huh?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do so many girls think getting a bunch of small shitty tattoos is a good look?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I'm the tatgay spamming this thread and even I think a bunch of small random tats looks like actual trash

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They look absolutely awful.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          why do tattoos look so much better on men? no homo

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            cause tattoos shouldn't make you pretty they should make you cool and rugged. Women are pretty on their own (if theyre not fat) so tattoos make them worse while guys are supposed to be rugged and shitty so tats complement it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're stupid and impulsive. Also, women encourage bad behavior in each other in order to thin competition

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >finger tats
      Have fun dating in your 40s

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hides her Parteiadler tattoo on the second "date" with the brown
      First one must have caught on before she had all the ropes tied to the back of her prius.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please don’t ever post this again.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's literally what happens though

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't matter, anon. Just don't post it, please.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      God will not forgive us

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, what the FRICK did she mean by this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A response to the question "why do 50% of marriages fail?" maybe. Is she capable of nuance?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Akshully Lainey is a social anthropologist

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The shading makes it looks like the black guy pissed himself kek

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He did, it's the natural response for coming face to face with such a powerful and self-sufficient woman.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does she always draw people wearing the stupidest shit? Shouldn't a woman know better?

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, my wife is pregnant with our second kid and I'm BUUUUUULLKIIIINNGGGG

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If only you knew how bad things really are - the comic.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this unedited?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not counting the bottom part, yes, it's real.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was thinking about jerking off later but this image made me disgusted

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I recognize the function of all of those vibrator designs apart from the gray one.
      How is that one used?

      https://i.imgur.com/ijUOklo.jpg

      https://i.imgur.com/NCAtLRt.jpg

      Kek I recognize that wiener.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Surrounded by toys
      JFC I considered getting a pocket pussy and decided it was sad, its crrazy to think theres actually women like this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She seems fun and based

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cope harder, simp Black person.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The level of cope is unreal

      hahahahahahahaha

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Joke is on her i'm an architect.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How quirky!

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to jerk off to thin chicks back when I was a virgin, then I started fricking them and it was fine, but the most fun I've ever had was that ex who had a few pounds to much and holy shit that's heaven.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can i get some more lainey edits

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    IST shutins still hate tattoos
    More news at 11

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not all of us, show us your tattoos and tell us what they mean bro

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have any, I just get annoyed that this topic is talked about all the time on a fitness board and always goes nowhere

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every discussion on IST goes nowhere

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's fair but at least keep it with the theme of the board, complain about tats on /LULZ/ IST or /b/

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              How about you frick off you little wannabe janny homosexual report and move on if you feel it's off topic

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fatass kek

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                is that one of your tattoos

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No tats, but you still fats

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                k lainey

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you have that image saved? You should have posted your body to shut me up fatso

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're beneath my intellectual weight class, proto janny

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most of the planet is below your actual weight class moron

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                wasted af

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most of the planet is below your actual weight class moron

                stay mad proto janny

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I come here for fun, you come here because there's no where else to go

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Also I'm not even the anon you initially replied to, I just knew you were fat by how you type

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tattoo trend emerged from tribal societies and i don't want to associate myself to a backward tribal culture. Tattoos frick up your blood circulatory system, damage skin and thats a fact.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do they frick up the circulatory system?
        I'm only familiar with their inflammatory effects.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but 1.) depending on the type of tattoo, some prevent your body from sweating properly which leads to thermoregulatory issues and heart stress (japanese style irezumi, for example) 2.) tattoos are your body constantly supporting inflammation around the ink particles, which causes perpetual stress on your immune and circulatory system. 3.) tattoo ink can migrate to your lymph nodes. who doesn't want metals and other contaminants clogging up the nodes responsible for keeping you healthy?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      because all you have to do is type
      >tattoos suck
      and it's free (you)s

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Independent of meaning or not meaning their aesthetically bad from like a point of form location proportion all this stuff I mean certain girls who are otherwise like tolerable have to make themselves gross. You see some more extreme women like I see a lot of women who were in the military do this especially if they're still in the ecosystem they get like a full leg a full sleeve like really crowded right and I think that looks kind of hot especially something about it like in the dark you know I don't know it's like it accentuates your body sometimes and guys you know they do the same thing trying to make themselves look bigger and stuff you get guys with a big sleeve and the shoulder pieces and especially older guys will just cover themselves and tattoos and get a big beard and it's you're covering up your wrinkles basically you're pinning test you're going to the gym you're tanning you're covering up your wrinkles and your trying to placate your mentally ill prostitute of a 26 year old girlfriend that 47. But the stuff I see a lot is like stupid stupid really generic Off the Wall stuff as like a rite of passage like oh I got this one when I was 18 and it's like an infinity loop with their name in cursive or God forbid their initials like are you going to fricking forget you fricking moron or when I was young every girl got her name or like a quote of something stupid doing the MCS sure thing where it turns into a flock of birds flying away where every guy got this solid pine tree from his wrist up his forearm and Military guys are still really bad about this stupid Off the Wall shit and to be honest on some level it does work I mean if you're a schlubby you know generic no personality guy a drunk girl will talk to you if you have some funny shit on you and she has some funny shit on her and you can both exchange STDs like Pokemon cards.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      most of society does, you just lack the awareness to realise that.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they're tasteful they're fine. Not when you look like you're a child's notebook with scribbles all over

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too lazy to make an edit but use this format
    >All right fit how do we deal with controversial comic made by some literal who?
    >Bump the thread predicting Lainey ball
    >Make the thread longer and raise awareness of her thus making her money
    >Me: why don't we just ignore her

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking this obscure cesspool affects anything
      >thinking we have any ill will towards Lainey
      The more successful she is, the more content and entertainment she will make for us

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most trends start in counter culture then trickle down to mainstream over a few years. Our shit flows to reddit which flows to norms. I overheard some guy say "you vill eat ze bugs" in a bar last month.
        The only people who don't at least partially disagree with OP image are architects

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does being aware of someone's existence make them money?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then people go to her website and more visits means more ad revenue.
        It's all very technical finance stuff you wouldn't understand

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ad revenue
          People still seeings ads in this day and age? Even my mother has adblockers installed in her browser.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            my younger brother, who's a total moron, does. he claims uBlock makes websites not work and keeps uninstalling it from parents computers, he's in his mid-thirties and finished two majors

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Some people just don't care, I suppose. I blocked youtube domains on my mother's browser and installed freetube. She's quite glad not having ads interrupt her embroidery videos.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always gain weight in relationships alongside the girl, then when I get dumped because Ill never be good enough for anyone she keeps gaining and I lose it all again in the heart break. It's a vicious cycle, I've been hurt many times but I've left so many horrible c**ts fat in my wake

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IST literally getting butthurt over Karen going through a bulk cycle while her bf is cutting
    lmao, ngmi

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make her black and him white and you have my setup. God she's got a fat ass.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    MA! THEY'RE LAINEYPOSTING AGAIN! MAAA!!

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Sxj2chn.jpg

      Anyone ever bulked alongside a gf?

      Why does she always draw gay men?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's easier for women to think of men as bigger women with beards and dicks

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >double nipple piercings
      never noticed this before
      that is one zesty homie

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would someone put pieces of metal inside their nipples? the mere thought makes my skin crawl

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >draws herself with Lil Nas X

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a mighty fine buck there, mighty fine

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      she is literally not wrong here
      if you need to ask, you failed

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        she's right in that he shouldn't have asked, but wrong in that the real reason he shouldn't have asked is because he shouldn't care

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he shouldn't have asked is because he shouldn't care
          I have to be in disagreement with this statement, but whatever I'm not gonna preach to others how they should sexo a woman

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's racis

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      rayciss as fcuk, problematic representation of our sexual skills. I bet she lives in a white-supremacist bunker and collects fascist memorabilia.

      But seriously, it is telling they are now throwing minorities under the bus, completely subservient to the higher goal of white female empowerment. Myopic narcissism at its finest... I am impressed.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lookin ZESTY

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the actual frick is all this thread about?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Health and fitness, moran

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is there always a Black involved?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's [current year], why wouldn't there be

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why does angry Lainey-ball have leaking bwc n nuts

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is by far the best I’ve ever seen. L pure unfiltered K I N O

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >black hands

    does she not know she's being racist as frick

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's got the mythical white woman casual racism

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ᗜˬᗜ

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    (zoomer twink toy bf + salad) x Lainey Milf pawg + burger fries) = femdomme feminist role reversal

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Anyone ever bulked alongside a gf?
    Chubby girls aren't attracted to chubby guys. Plus they can afford to be picky because there are a frickton of spergy IST architects wiling to frick them.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't want the life I have seen online
    >I want this life that I have also seen online

    But with wine.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eating and drinking in the bathroom
      wtf, man?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's entirely too much pizza and wine in that woman's illustrations. Might explain the flabby belly.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a single slice
          take your meds, skelly

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a cup of tea in the bath sometimes, pls don't bully.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing wrong with that. Eating in the bath is disgusting.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its crazy to me that womens ideal way of living is sitting on a fricking boat and getting drunk. Like women are genetically built to just become frickbawds of rich men

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ideal way of living is sitting on a fricking boat and getting drunk.
        they don't really want it it's just that they seen it on social media and want people to see them like that.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they don't really want it it's just that they seen it on social media and want people to see them like that.
          fricking this , altho I got some "trendy photos" on my phone but I don't have socials....

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lainey represents a class of women that is dying out. A class of white women that belong to the old world, who can only view the world through their myopic lens of femininity. It actually makes me feel really sad to think about her. She is a moronic woman, but nobody deserves to suffer like she does. Modernity is simply anti-human. We often correctly claim to live in a gynocratic system, but in reality the only femininity that this system accommodates for is a spiritual and collective type of female energy. This leaves individual women behind and unfulfilled.
      Of course as men we will always get shit on but we can handle it by virtue of being men. Women can't handle it and end up doing shit like this, coping mechanisms to deal with their failure of a life on an astronomical level.

      My favourite one is the second panel where the guy is reading Mein Kampf to her and the picture behind her is a portrait of Hitler. If someone has that please post it, always makes me kek

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking and philosophizing about the so called "incense" and "e-thos" or what you call them , I came to verdict they are the perfect match , like honestly.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        god fricking damn is there no one to fulfill the simple humble request of this sincere anon??

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >in both her ideal lives she’s sitting around, a useless trophy, being doyen on by a man while she gets drunk
      Male of female if that’s your actual ideal life you never matured past high school.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is classless.
      >adds trashy flash tattoos, pizza and alcohol to her dream interpretation of an existing romantic picture.
      Disdain for drunks.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm partial to shower turd edit, myself.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    bros…I’m worried about /ourgirl/

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow that is serious cope

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      its over

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    laineyball was made back when she was newly posted on IST, and various edits were being made of her comics. it combines her weird bared-teeth drawing with this parody of russian Cтpaнo Шapы comics. these comics also produced memes like "did you know russia has TIGERS?".

    the comics are a russiaphilic appropriation of "countryball" comics which originate from international imageboards like krautchan, now widely posted and produced by places like reddit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for the spoonfeed Anon

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you bump this moronic thread?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous__

        Why did (you) bump this moronic thread

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alas, it was already bumped

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous__

            I see.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did you bump it yourself, foolish man.

        It's a good thread, so it deserves to live.

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post the Ghost thing

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did, the first time I bulked. I studied personal training first and came up with a program for us, and I helped her with her lifts. She gained 10 lbs of muscle and I gained 20 over the span of about 4 months. Both of us were very happy with our progress and it was fun working out with her.
    I had wanted to do this with my last gf, she seemed really excited about the idea, but it never happened because she’s afraid of doing anything challenging. I’m sure you all know her as she’s pretty infamous around here, so that’s all I’ll say on that.

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's never a fat guy

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is only okay for a woman to be larger than me if she is an amazon who can lift at least as much as me.

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Anyone ever bulked alongside a gf?
    No because Fat Fetish is Low T + Degenerate + Desperate Simp Vibes.

    Real men have self-respect, which you obviously lack.
    Also, Pigs are Haram anyways.

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that she's more attractive at 30+ than most of the women IST will end up with.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That gunt
      No wonder she always covers it up

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that busted face
        yikes

        Post gf/wife

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Post breasts with timestamp and I will

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And has nothing going on upstairs

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that busted face
      yikes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those Black folkcribbles on her arms are so distracting

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The busted face is more distracting, also your mom has chocked on bbc at least once frickboy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean I wouldn't say no. But I think I'd need some dick assistance because I don't think I can stay diamonds unless she's got something for me to work with.

      She's a bit plain Jane and the crap doodles on her body ruins what little attraction she has.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      THAT is what she actually looks like?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      is she really in her 30s? looks mid 40s.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to McDonald's, you guys want anything?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Two double cheeseburgers pls

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