Anyone ever try doing a teeth cleaning on themselves?

Anyone ever try doing a teeth cleaning on themselves?
I go to the dentist maybe once a year but I happen to have all the tools for scraping plaque off your teeth and I’ve just been practicing doing it myself instead of paying for the dentist

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buying AB beer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a meme from 6 months ago in my phone because I couldn’t find anything else to use as the image and I’ve only ever had maybe 2 Busch’s in my life
      I only drink local stuff that I have verified isn’t gay

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I have verified isn’t gay
        Did you suck every owner's wiener to make sure he didn't cum?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Big cum guy, eh? Always looking to bring gay sex into the conversation, eh?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well if he doesn't cum then they aren't gay and therefor the beer isn't.
            Trust me, I'm a doctor.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to twitter it’s just a meme

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        twitter loves trannies you idiot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Letting the gays dictate what you drink.

      So much for being a “strong American”

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >local moron starts talking mad shit to anons mom
        >local moron has a restaurant
        >anon continues to buy food from there because he won't let the local moron dictate anons food choices
        >anon keeps supporting the local moron by giving him his money
        >the moron continues talking smack to anons mom

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP: no just go to a dentist

      Never giving up Shock Top

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're better off paying for the dentist.
      Best routine is:
      Floss
      Brush with toothpaste
      Use a WaterPik
      Rinse with hydrogen peroxide and water 50/50 mix
      Eat more pineapple

      I've drank 12-15 beers almost every day for the last 2 1/3 years. I've gained 30 lbs. My farts for the last year have smelled worse than anything I have ever smelled. Even on nights I don't drink I wake up with a slight pain in my stomach. I want to stop drinking, have tried before.
      Wish me luck, something tells me I'll really stop drinking this time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Buying beer

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pirating beer

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're better off paying for the dentist.
    Best routine is:
    Floss
    Brush with toothpaste
    Use a WaterPik
    Rinse with hydrogen peroxide and water 50/50 mix
    Eat more pineapple

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got a water pik but it is really uncomfortable to use, is it just me?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I stay between 3-4 pressure out of 10. Make sure to use warm water, never cold or hot.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven’t been to a dentist since 2011

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Letting plaque build up on your teeth is so effing based. Having good oral hygiene is total israeli subversion amirite bros?

        Lol fricking moron

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think you need to take a break from this website

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I floss my teeth once at night, scrape my tongue in the morning, brush my teeth twice a day for 2 minutes each time, taking 30 seconds per quadrant of my mouth, on top of using mouth wash also at night. My teeth look great and my breath never smells bad. Keep giving money to your israelite hygienist while you fail to properly clean your own mouth

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hadn't gone to a dentist in over a decade, during this time continued dipping and drinking a shitload of energy drinks. When my root canal tooth finally failed I decided I needed to go to a dentist. They said my teeth looked great. I'm too autismo to turn down the cleaning they recommend, good thing COVID happened and I could cancel my future appointments without accruing a fee.

      Letting plaque build up on your teeth is so effing based. Having good oral hygiene is total israeli subversion amirite bros?

      Lol fricking moron

      >Letting plaque build up on your teeth
      Literally, just brush your teeth once a day.

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