Apparently Plains Indians don't go bald. The men can't grow beards, but they keep their hair into old age. So why THE FRICK can't we reverse engineer whatever they have and cure hair loss?
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The secret is boiled mouthwash, old injun recipe
I dont get it, but I guess its funny
Alcoholism
they are eskimos. Imagine living in greenland and losing your hair, you would freeze to death
Now you know why they dont lose their hair
everything is biology. the same way asians have slant eyes because the plains they lived on was extremely windy and would blow dust into their eyes if they were more oval and exposed like a white mans eyes
Anyone can squint.
But imagine if you didnt have to squint, that energy would go towars more important things and thus preserving your genes would win instead of the morons spending all day squinting.
That's the adaptationist fallacy.
Actually, Asians just carry vestigial traits from their ancestors, insects.
and this is why Black folk look like stickmen
>tribe of East Africa are normally tall and have slender bodies with long limbs that assist in the loss of body heat. This is an optimal body shape in the hot tropical parts of the world but it would be a disadvantage in subarctic regions.
yes, thats why I plan to move to Iceland.
Our local variety of groids are West African, not East
Actually there’s negative selection for certain human hairs in cold climates (because hair freezes or something) and populations that live in frozen environments have less facial hair. The more you know.
>they are eskimos
wrong.
Also, racist
Same genes
Pretty sure native Americans are descended from the northern peoples who crossed over from Siberia some 40kya
Yes and Eskimos are descended from the different peoples who crossed the Bering strait in a different migration wave barely some 4 thousand years ago.
>gay moron "everything is racist"-guy chimes in
Then why not also have beards? Beard keeps chin warm. Is natural selection stupid?
Not enough time and pressure. The Eskimos up there are descended from Asians who lacked body hair for whatever reason. And Eskimos keep warm through shelter, fire, and animal skins/fur so no need for beards.
Native Americans and indigenous latinos don’t have the bald genetic and they live in heat. If some latinos do it’s because they have Spanish or European blood
I’m not sure that’s completely true. I grew up on an odawa reservation and some of the old timers were definitely thin up top. But I never saw any bald ones so there is something to it. still not worth the crippling alcoholism
So where can I find a qt plains indian gf?
Plains
They don't exist. As someone who lived in the plains Indians are the ugliest race on the planet, I have never seen a hot Indian ever
I feel aboriginals take that spot
Yeah shit I forgot about them. They are definitely the ugliest
they're only cute when they mixrace which is gross.
This. Only hope for a prairie Black person being somewhat attractive is by only being partially one
South Dakota. good luck finding one with all their teeth.
I got mine in North Dakota but you're shit out of luck she's the last skinny one they ever made. Inb4 fat after kids we have 3 as of the pic kek
>last skinny native ever made
truer words have never been spoken
>has 3 kids
so they will not go extinct after all...
>He doesn't know the Indian IQ data...
Your poor children
I'm a cave-israelite so it'll even out in pure connivery.
>dyed red hair with brown roots showing
>white skin
She is like 1/16 Indian at most.
70% Sioux about 30% French trapper as per the blood quantum for tribal paperwork. I tease her shes Mongolian because he fricking looks Mongolian.
She is pale as frick though (sunscreen and won't tan), mostly she just hates brown people worse than anyone I've ever seen. Call her Mexican and watch her turn into fricking Hitler in public. Most natives are about fifty times as racist as your average European. God I love that woman.
Also I'm surprised this thread is still up.
She kek that's what I get for phone posting like a homosexual
North Dakota and Wisconsin. The qts are mega-rare.
I NEED a squaw, my blood calls for it. Also does the idea of race mixing (you and only you doing it) get you lot going? I'll be damned before I allow a foreigner with one of my women, but the thought of conquering soft, foreign flesh excites me
You are pathetic and just as bad as any woman who sleeps with a coon or a spic
>missing out on beaner pussy
>not raising the next gen of contra fighters to resist DNC mandated Neo-COVID lockdown protocols
Your loss
Your kids will look nothing like you and be liberal and hate you and your ancestors
Hear me out. Have sex with women of ALL Races.
Latinx literally worship white people
All mud species worship the light race.
2 morons who spend way too much time online
I want to frick her and get her pregnant and birth strong sons
>t.
>son dismantles your entire cult
Source?
Name? I bet she loves conqueror wiener.
Both of these women are 100 percent mixed
No but they are both Oglala Lakota, the tribe with the hottest women by far
I lived in South Dakota for 20 years and like I said, I have never seen an attractive prairie Black person. Lakota, Sioux, or otherwise
All the attractive ones get yoinked up like its the late 1800s. The only ones left are the reservation whales who wake up pop open alcohol and eat mcdicks via doordash.
this is true
i met a few teen ones who were insanely hot and actually creampie'd some (all legal here) but they all told me they were about to get married like tf
I live in Canada and most natives here arent attractive however I have met a few Sioux and a couple Cree chicks that were hot
I live in Massachusetts. I saw a girl from I think NS or NB who was a Micmac Indian, probably in college or visiting on Bumble. She had the nicest fricking ass I’ve ever seen and I regret never taking a screen cap
Surprising, most natives are cursed with a frog body, no ass, skinny legs, big gut and no breasts. They also eat like shit and drink themselves to death so that probably has to do with it
She was heavily mixed and mostly looked white, and her face was decent. Just her ass was so perfect
Yeah I’m Canadian and I’ve met a total of two attractive natives. And I’d wager they had a lot of white in them too.
Wow she would be perfect minus the overblown animated tiktok prostitute gestures and faces
want to frick this squaw after hunting a fresh kill with her that we got using bows. then sit out cooking the meat over a fire looking up at the rising moon after. WHY CANT I HAVE THIS
because of some Black person named Quanah Parker
are you native American? what's it like growing up on a reservation?
Not him but I used to drive through reservations in South Dakota all the time. It was very impoverished and any sort of market was boarded up and barricaded, you could tell there was constant theft. Stray dogs running around with a leash half-chewed off like they were tied to a lamp post and forgotten about before freeing themselves. People would buy a bottle at the gas station and drink themselves to sleep in the parking lot. I'm not very well-off myself, but compared to them, I stuck out like a sore thumb as a rich man by comparison. The landscape is beautiful and dreamlike, but the communities were miserable and waiting around to die.
Haven't lived on the reservation but speaking from relatives that have been there more than once, this anon is 100 percent right. To put it into perspective, these reservations have diabetic care centers outside of reservation lines because these alcoholics and fat goyslop addicts consume themselves to death because they have nothing else to live for.
It's actually insane to me to see the disparity between that and like the mystic lake casino tribe in Minnesota, where they started a line of casinos and got insanely rich off of the white man, so every tribe member of a <1000 people tribe gets tens of thousands every month just from profit from the casinos. Just a money and motivation issue, even these rich natives don't work, but if I made my yearly wage every month I wouldn't either
I used to work on a reservation for a wealthy casino tribe and despite having lots of money, alcoholism, drug abuse, and obesity was still rampant just with nicer houses and lifted trucks. Most of the natives didn’t work and came across as aimless to me. Strange group of people.
>came across as aimless to me. Strange group of people.
Yankee crackers beat it out of them
The whole "x race does not go bald" is a meme. Not being in the same location where most of them are makes you rely either in the exceptions you frequently encounter on a daily basis or pictures you see online. Neither of these are representative.
I have been everywhere and I have seen chinese, blacks, whites, arabs, native americans, russians, irish, and so forth.. they all go bald.
However the pressure on looks is MUCH less in other races than it is in whites. In contrast they tend to be more worried about your capacity to sustain a family and your values/morals.
Holding radical ideas in conservative places is a bigger women repellent than it is to be ugly. Being seen as manly is more important than being pretty. Manly as in confident, emotionally stable, righteous, etc . Having muscles is a perk but not a factor. Being financially stable already does the job because if you are an immigrant you are interesting by default. If you are white in a non white country you don't even have to do anything unless your teeth are rotten and you smell of shit. Even autists get a pass.
Probably just low DHT. DHT makes you grow body and facial hair and causes your actual hair to fall out.
Take fin/dut if you are worried about hair loss
I get that Hollywood wants to appease weird academic and political trends to avoid being seen as unaggressive in their market but why can't they make cool minority movies about people other than Black folk and spics?
I would gladly consume a high budget trilogy based on Longfellow's Hiawatha poem.
Blood Meridian NOW
I don't want anyone to try and adapt 40k to film
I think teenagers just want these adaptations because they think a movie somehow gives more legitimacy to the thing they like. I can't think of any other good reason.
Nah, stupid kiddo, I just think Star Warhammer can be a great setting for movies. It can be like LOTR or 300 or Dredd. It's all better than reading 100 airport novels. At least make another Astartes.
this 100%
hollywood makes everything worse, i can’t think of a single book adaptation that i liked. filthy israelites.
mainstream movies are a gateway to israeli theater/pornography
Matilda may have been ok. Or The Witches. haven't seen in awhile to verify.
All three factions in the book (the scalp hunters, the Mexican government, and the Comanche) were reprehensible psychopaths, but the actual film would probably just boil down to whitey bad, PoC good.
>Also, racist
Yikes, I got my downvoties ready 🙁
if Hollywood made a blood meridian film, they'd cast some spear chucker like sam Jackson to play Judge Holden and you fricking know it
They would frickin ruin it and make the Judge some huge hung black guy
Hollyisraelite will thankfully never touch Berserk since it depicts rape and degeneracy as a negative. Also makes israelites seethe since the demons are just like them.
Watch Donovan magically stop being black if it ever happened.
The problem, is that the golden arc is the most famous part of Berserker and it's climax is a white male chud raping a minority and getting away with it
they have to rape the original script in return to have any chance of a Netflix adaptation
I quite liked Hyperion. Like a sci-fi Canterbury Tales. Martin Silenus was a unique fella.
Recently reread it. As far as pure enjoyment goes its probably in my top 5 books. Hard to find anything major to criticize in the first book, just a fun read
They don't make cool Hispanic movies they make Fast & Furious and other gay capeshitty movies
Also all the cool Hispanic movies were made by a Hispanic Roberto Rodriguez. There aren't Injun directors. Injuns are lazier than Mexicans I guess...
Scalpings back on the menu boys
>be me, injun
>die by age 40 by alcoholism induced suicide
>fat morons say we never go bald on Mongolian donkey milking forum
>death to general Curtis
>The men can't grow beards, but they keep their hair into old age.
looking at all the various racial and ethnic groups across the world, it's pretty interesting.
that said, small population groups, like the Amish, for example, share more unique traits because the bloodlines are much closer together.
I can't remember, but there is some rather nasty disease/illness/type of cancer that the Amish just don't get. They've helped out by participating in a lot of medical research because if the genome can be isolated, they could cure it. (Can't remember what it is - just remember reading about it. The Amish don't allow any modern medicine, so it was a big deal that they were willing to participate in really high-tech research. They felt compelled to do it because they viewed it as altruistic.)
If you built a small society with my bloodline, you'd wonder why so many people were ambidextrous, tall, and had heterochromic eyes.
pic obviously unrelated
You gotta become an alcoholic to have good hair
and be a bum. All bums have great hair.
I just think most alcoholics have good hair because they get that from the same source as their alcoholism.
whomst
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>Lakota
Her people killed my great great grandpappy
I wouldn't mind a cute squaw gf. We don't have many here in Texas, but Oklahoma, I hear, is a GREAT place to bag one.
The only solution is to breed indians to make sure our future generations dont go bald
If you want to know the reason why chugs keep their hair well into old age and want to know how to do it for yourself, take a look at th
Ever see their frog shaped physiques, front bums, and weak legs? They can keep their fricking hair.
Lol they are descended from Asians a drone species with low sexual dimorphism. What you're talking about is the low T and low T receptors that allowed them to be destroyed and what accounts for petty weakness of the Chinaman.
Idk op, I'm a halfie plains injun. Luckily I can grow a half decent beard but my hair is as thick as it was when I was 14. Also 3pl8 bench @ 200lbs bw. Pretty legit genes other than not being able to drink alcohol as I have a predisposition to alcoholism
Beard growth is an evolutionary trait to protect against hits to the face. It softens the impact. Obviously Indians warred, but it means they didn’t typically get into hand to hand skirmishes as often.
Idk if this is true, but the most DHT sensitive/ androgen dense parts of the body are the same ones used in physical combat/which get hit the most in combat. Shoulders/clavicles, brow, chin and jaw.
Injuns mostly just chucked spears and shot arrows at each other.
thats not an injun, and the only solution to the hairlet bald problem is genocide
Their hair follicles aren’t sensitive to dht. We can’t reverse engineer that. The closest we can do is lower dht
Hair loss is a European thing. It is the worst thing the white man inflicted upon the new world.
I am slav I am destined to never lose my hair or go gray but can't grow a beard.
Putin is balding thougheverbeit
Bullshit. I work with a shitload of polish people and over half are bald. Like 80% The bald gene is strong in Slavs
I grew up spending lots of time on Fort Berthold and Standing Rock reservations. There are such good people there who will never escape their hell. It's so sad there. There's a palpable hopelessness in the air. It's worse than you can imagine.
Where are you citing this from? Chatgpt says there's nothing to support that claim.
No hairloss but no beard basically means low DHT.
The ate a meat based diet, lived natural lifestyles devoid of EMF and lived until 150
LMAO someone had to have stole her picture for this post
>do ancestry
>upload those results to a site that looks for all sorts of shit
>8x the chance for bald
>34yo
>people still wanna rub their hands through my hair
Just don't allow gene expression to happen in the first place. It's so easy.
That's a sign of low T. Thats why so many Native tribes had two spirit trannies and shit.
You wanna keep your hair? Start taking HRT pills.
>Whitecuck cope
that’s why the scalped people
It’s the metaphysical manifestation of stealing your hair
>what they have
I have listerine and a gambling addiction neechie.
I used to be a Plains Indian
There already is a cute for baldness, it's called Finasteride.
I’ve been taking it for 18 months and my hair has continued to thin on top so I’m not sure about that. Unless it gets worse before it gets better
>18 months
>not working
you're a moron
I won't even explain why
How many years before I can start complaining? After 18 months I should not be below baseline, see pic related.
No I'm not explaining, you're a moron.
I don’t want your moronic explanation, I’m still taking the stuff it’s just hardly a “cure” to baldness. Now frick off
Why not switch to Dutasteride? It's for people who don't respond well to Finasteride.
Yeah I already bought a bunch of finasteride which will take me up to 24 months, if its not better by then I'm switching to dutasteride
....you do understand neither reverses hair loss and just helps prevent it, right? Any losses incurred are permanent.
Also finasteride is dirt cheap...starting to think this is larp.
I do understand that however your hair grows in cycles. There was a lot of shedding at the start so it could be the case that in a few extra months I will have some noticeable regrowth. 2 years seems to be the length of time a lot of people mention before switching. Besides I have had no side effects on fin so better the devil you know.
Fin is cheap but not exactly dirt cheap in my country, I can't buy 5mg tablets so that makes it more expensive.
I am a dream scientist.
Yesterday I was invited to impromptu college to give a talk on why all the klingons are bald.
I've never watched startreck so I basically shitted my way through it.
Thanks for coming goodbye.
Indians mog
Not those kinds of Indians. Jeets might be the baldest most genetically cursed fricks on the planet.
Cope. Indians can kill you with their bare hands
>why THE FRICK can't we reverse engineer whatever they have and cure hair loss
Just never cut your hair and wear a hat to cover the bald spot, which is what they're doing?
Yeah
The secret is genetics
Hair loss is truly bizarre. Some men have perfect hair into their 80s/90s, some are almost fully bald by 20. Shit is fricked.
You could at least post some examples.
Do they actually live a long life as well?
Because there's more money in not curing it