ok Black folk how did you meet your gf if not on a dating app
because my bars are boomer only zones and my school is full of schizoid autists and all the girls are already dating chads from other cities
I haven't gotten a single date from a dating app
what the frick am I supposed to do if that doesn't work for me
6 months ago
Anonymous
Whats your body fat percentage
6 months ago
Anonymous
20ish, but I'm also visibly yoked through a shirt
6 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah your face will look significantly better at 10. My friends are lean.
6 months ago
Anonymous
I don't think you know what 10% looks like but I get your idea
I'm going to fricking lose it if I get done with this cut and still get zero matches
6 months ago
Anonymous
Trust me the bloat is minimising your looks. You will look better even at 15%.
6 months ago
Anonymous
I see these skinny fat homosexuals screwing the cutest 9/10 petite girls all the time and I don't even get sideways looks from girls
If I find out through process of elimination that my autism aura or some fricking quirk of my skull or jaw shape disqualifies me from female attention I will go postal
6 months ago
Anonymous
Do you even talk to girls.
6 months ago
Anonymous
no not really
my bars are barren and the kids at my school don't have parties and aren't interested in being social in general
I transferring to another school next year so maybe I'll be able to actually know people in real life but its rough out here
6 months ago
Anonymous
Are you in any clubs
6 months ago
Anonymous
i checked on those when i enrolled here and they are also all dead lmao
fricking rural ass alabama school
6 months ago
Anonymous
Go up to the skinnyfat guys and ask where they met their girlfriend
6 months ago
Anonymous
I already know the answer to that
high school
6 months ago
Anonymous
Camelot331 pulls chicks. Just look like him
has anyone in this whole thread ACTUALLY gotten laid by cold approaching women
is there not some secret gf zone that nobody is telling me about
My Chad friend kek
6 months ago
Anonymous
has anyone in this whole thread ACTUALLY gotten laid by cold approaching women
is there not some secret gf zone that nobody is telling me about
6 months ago
Anonymous
homie get tiktok hair and go for young girls. Its easy as that
Only if your elo is low. Ugly people get shown ugly people.
I haven't gotten a single date from a dating app
what the frick am I supposed to do if that doesn't work for me
Take better photos and write a better profile. I experimented until it worked for me and I met the girl of my dreams. good luck bud.
6 months ago
Anonymous
what situation/pose/dress are ur photos in
I'm autistic and have no idea what weird shit women like in photos that isn't just a super hot lean guy with his shirt off
6 months ago
Anonymous
Frick man I honestly can't remember all of them. I had a mirror photo at the gym in the squat rack. I had a suit photo from a work event. I had a photos from a wedding where I was a groomsman and I had one with a smile by the beach near sunset.
I tried to paint myself as someone who did stuff once in a while, but I included the gym photo because I knew I wanted a girl into fitness.
People will tell you the profile doesn't matter, but it does if you're after someone quality. People who are serious read profiles. Half my matches said my profile sealed the deal.
6 months ago
Anonymous
right now I have a gym mirror selfies with a wicked upper body pump, a beach photo in shorts, and a photo in jeans out in town
basically have 0 likes lmao
6 months ago
Anonymous
Take a photo with some people, maybe at work. You need social proof. Rewrite your profile to be engaging.
I had way more luck with bumble and hinge than tinder. Also apps sucked period when I lived rural.
6 months ago
Anonymous
I literally have no friends so that's going to be very difficult
6 months ago
Anonymous
You must make friends at uni
6 months ago
Anonymous
cant at this piece of shit school
maybe when i transfer
6 months ago
Anonymous
Not an excuse
6 months ago
Anonymous
there are 4 and 7 people in my classes and all of them never speak and bail instantly when class is over
I'm better friends with the professors than with any student
6 months ago
Anonymous
Where are your high school friends
6 months ago
Anonymous
I joined the military for 4 years then came back
6 months ago
Anonymous
Just join some club or intramural sports or some shit.
You might also want to delete your account for 6 months. Do your own research but if your elo gets low enough you're basically fricked and have to let it reset. If you remake too fast you can get banned.
Have you seen that demotivational meme with the football player and his cheerleader gf? You were supposed to have a friend circle that has other friends circles that get you invited to do stuff on afternoons and weekends . But also you have to have a good job and be on the same socioeconomic level to those circles.
Looks don't matter to women as much as they do to men.
You can be broke, short, and ugly, yet still pull women way out of your league because you're funny/confident.
My larger point is become the best version of yourself because you want to, not because it will give you better chances with women.
I don't even know how to HAVE sex. I'm a 29 year old kissless hugless handholdless dateless virgin. I literally don't even know where the veganal hole is and just found out a few years ago women have TWO holes around that area not including the actual anus. Like serious, another hole (urethra) near the vegana that isn't the fricking anus? It was mind-blowing to me when I did some brief research (including studying simple picture diagrams of the anatomy of a vegana) and it's still mind-blowing to me today.
I don't even understand the process of how to even GET to the sex part, like what do you even do when you two are alone - do you both stare at each other until one of you asks "is it sex time?" and invite the other to take off their clothes? Am I allowed to lick her nipples before I stick my penis in her vegana? Do you think she'd like that?
Frick that, how do you even get to THAT point and even court a woman? Do I just scan the room I'm in and look for a woman giving me a very friendly smile and ask if she's sexually attracted to me? I don't have a car or a home that I can just bring her to (I live with my grandmother who's a hoarder and my room is also a mess), I can just ask her for me to take an Uber to her place or we can meet at a cheap motel somewhere right? I've never used an Uber before, but I may have to. Do you think she could pick me up and drop me back off after? Or maybe she picks me up and I get an Uber back home after?
Also, I'm a grower 100% and my penis is like 1.5-2 inches long flaccid but around 6 inches when fully erect that's enough right? I was thinking just chewing a few Bluechew to make sure I can actually get it up because I'll probably be concerned about my hideous, grotesque body the entire time as my body fat flaps around and engulfs her like a meaty shower curtain (which presumably can't be good for the psyche or the ability to maintain hardness)
I see these skinny fat homosexuals screwing the cutest 9/10 petite girls all the time and I don't even get sideways looks from girls
If I find out through process of elimination that my autism aura or some fricking quirk of my skull or jaw shape disqualifies me from female attention I will go postal
has anyone in this whole thread ACTUALLY gotten laid by cold approaching women
is there not some secret gf zone that nobody is telling me about
you guys need hobbies that arent gay so that you have something to confidently express passion in when you talk to a girl
my dad should have told me that your social life peaks in high school and joining the military would make me restart from scratch in a world where nobody goes outside
that butt's pretty small
Handsome.
Tall.
The rest doesn't matter.
He's not tall. Women would filter him on a dating app.
moron
ok Black folk how did you meet your gf if not on a dating app
because my bars are boomer only zones and my school is full of schizoid autists and all the girls are already dating chads from other cities
My friends did use dating apps but they are manlets. Thats why I'm laughing at you. Just be lean and ok looking.
that's what i thought
Ignore them. Only uggos hate dating apps. I had multiple dates a week the entire time I was on there until I found my gf.
I haven't gotten a single date from a dating app
what the frick am I supposed to do if that doesn't work for me
Whats your body fat percentage
20ish, but I'm also visibly yoked through a shirt
Yeah your face will look significantly better at 10. My friends are lean.
I don't think you know what 10% looks like but I get your idea
I'm going to fricking lose it if I get done with this cut and still get zero matches
Trust me the bloat is minimising your looks. You will look better even at 15%.
I see these skinny fat homosexuals screwing the cutest 9/10 petite girls all the time and I don't even get sideways looks from girls
If I find out through process of elimination that my autism aura or some fricking quirk of my skull or jaw shape disqualifies me from female attention I will go postal
Do you even talk to girls.
no not really
my bars are barren and the kids at my school don't have parties and aren't interested in being social in general
I transferring to another school next year so maybe I'll be able to actually know people in real life but its rough out here
Are you in any clubs
i checked on those when i enrolled here and they are also all dead lmao
fricking rural ass alabama school
Go up to the skinnyfat guys and ask where they met their girlfriend
I already know the answer to that
high school
Camelot331 pulls chicks. Just look like him
My Chad friend kek
has anyone in this whole thread ACTUALLY gotten laid by cold approaching women
is there not some secret gf zone that nobody is telling me about
homie get tiktok hair and go for young girls. Its easy as that
In the us, dating apps are full of fatties.
>dating apps
Only if your elo is low. Ugly people get shown ugly people.
Take better photos and write a better profile. I experimented until it worked for me and I met the girl of my dreams. good luck bud.
what situation/pose/dress are ur photos in
I'm autistic and have no idea what weird shit women like in photos that isn't just a super hot lean guy with his shirt off
Frick man I honestly can't remember all of them. I had a mirror photo at the gym in the squat rack. I had a suit photo from a work event. I had a photos from a wedding where I was a groomsman and I had one with a smile by the beach near sunset.
I tried to paint myself as someone who did stuff once in a while, but I included the gym photo because I knew I wanted a girl into fitness.
People will tell you the profile doesn't matter, but it does if you're after someone quality. People who are serious read profiles. Half my matches said my profile sealed the deal.
right now I have a gym mirror selfies with a wicked upper body pump, a beach photo in shorts, and a photo in jeans out in town
basically have 0 likes lmao
Take a photo with some people, maybe at work. You need social proof. Rewrite your profile to be engaging.
I had way more luck with bumble and hinge than tinder. Also apps sucked period when I lived rural.
I literally have no friends so that's going to be very difficult
You must make friends at uni
cant at this piece of shit school
maybe when i transfer
Not an excuse
there are 4 and 7 people in my classes and all of them never speak and bail instantly when class is over
I'm better friends with the professors than with any student
Where are your high school friends
I joined the military for 4 years then came back
Just join some club or intramural sports or some shit.
You might also want to delete your account for 6 months. Do your own research but if your elo gets low enough you're basically fricked and have to let it reset. If you remake too fast you can get banned.
Have you seen that demotivational meme with the football player and his cheerleader gf? You were supposed to have a friend circle that has other friends circles that get you invited to do stuff on afternoons and weekends . But also you have to have a good job and be on the same socioeconomic level to those circles.
well excuse me for getting a job out of state instead of going to the party school
I've met girls at college parties, frat parties, through friends, and through church.
It's not hard bro.
>dating app
your opinion is filtered
Kys
>Dating app
Kys again
This fricker is considered handsome?
I could be a damn model then.
>I could be a damn model then.
But you aren't
Why's that?
I don't have rich parents.
Plus size models.
Sorry fatties can't be models
Post face.
They're not looking at his body
Do you mean the house and pool and watch or the cowboy hat?
The jawline
Just don’t be fat short and/or ugly. Congrats you’re desirable to women now.
is that the rival from top gun maverick?
Yes
You can do better gentlemen.
Based Billy posters
did somebody bury an axe in the middle of his abs?
I think it is called Diastasis Recti Abdominis.
Also, that hairline gives me hope, though we all know he's going to get plugs.
Yes check out his irl gf.
No, it's Russell Coight
It's an average body
Average where? In the U.S. everyone is obese.
Average in expensive places
It kinda is THOUGH
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Looks don't matter to women as much as they do to men.
You can be broke, short, and ugly, yet still pull women way out of your league because you're funny/confident.
My larger point is become the best version of yourself because you want to, not because it will give you better chances with women.
lole
>his sole motivation is women
NGMI bro
Whatever, you are wrong about what attracts women
Ok. Tell me what attracts women.
Good looking face, height, physique, status, personality in that order
my sole motivation is men
He looks like a rich white guy
The guy probably looks better than 95% of men the same age.
Never stop exercising, lads.
Uh…guys?
I don't even know how to HAVE sex. I'm a 29 year old kissless hugless handholdless dateless virgin. I literally don't even know where the veganal hole is and just found out a few years ago women have TWO holes around that area not including the actual anus. Like serious, another hole (urethra) near the vegana that isn't the fricking anus? It was mind-blowing to me when I did some brief research (including studying simple picture diagrams of the anatomy of a vegana) and it's still mind-blowing to me today.
I don't even understand the process of how to even GET to the sex part, like what do you even do when you two are alone - do you both stare at each other until one of you asks "is it sex time?" and invite the other to take off their clothes? Am I allowed to lick her nipples before I stick my penis in her vegana? Do you think she'd like that?
Frick that, how do you even get to THAT point and even court a woman? Do I just scan the room I'm in and look for a woman giving me a very friendly smile and ask if she's sexually attracted to me? I don't have a car or a home that I can just bring her to (I live with my grandmother who's a hoarder and my room is also a mess), I can just ask her for me to take an Uber to her place or we can meet at a cheap motel somewhere right? I've never used an Uber before, but I may have to. Do you think she could pick me up and drop me back off after? Or maybe she picks me up and I get an Uber back home after?
Also, I'm a grower 100% and my penis is like 1.5-2 inches long flaccid but around 6 inches when fully erect that's enough right? I was thinking just chewing a few Bluechew to make sure I can actually get it up because I'll probably be concerned about my hideous, grotesque body the entire time as my body fat flaps around and engulfs her like a meaty shower curtain (which presumably can't be good for the psyche or the ability to maintain hardness)
I need help badly.
you guys need hobbies that arent gay so that you have something to confidently express passion in when you talk to a girl
my dad should have told me that your social life peaks in high school and joining the military would make me restart from scratch in a world where nobody goes outside