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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buzzcut

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to murder ever last one of those gays

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's what happen when you don't experience teenage romances.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gad dam one of the all timers. Slurp

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bussin ong
      *hits vape*
      *benches 1 plate*
      *goes back to scrolling tiktok*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      MUTTED.com

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >OP is what he thinks he looks like
    >picrel is what it actually looks like

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You leave Weird Al alone

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >this genre of man
      Litearlly just those 2 guys and weird al, who else?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A few more, but frick if I know who they are

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          has coke and therefore is never single.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          subverted masculinity

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The "Ironic white trash" look.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Pussy gettas

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      some girl in hinge said i'd look better with a mullet and a mustache kek i ended up smashing her then ghosting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >some girl in hinge said i'd look better with a mullet and a mustache
        y-you too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kurtis obliterated

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't be balding

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      As long as you take proper care of it long hair is goated. I pick up a lot of girls by letting them braid my hair

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Love archery and making bows. Been a hot minute since I've shot one, though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bow making is god tier. What have you made? I'm working on a maple backed ipe short bendy handle with walnut tips

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/wxdl1oi.jpg

      Ever since finding out that 50% of guys are balding at some stage by 30, I've decided to grow out my hair, having a full head of thick hair at 34.
      All for the sole purpose of making haircels seethe.

      https://i.imgur.com/h0GH4PJ.jpg

      Long, but only if you're not fat or a neckbeard.

      Cope, baldcels

      based longhair bros

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lol wtf is going on with those shoulders and arms? Looks like they were photoshopped they don’t fit that back

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ever since finding out that 50% of guys are balding at some stage by 30, I've decided to grow out my hair, having a full head of thick hair at 34.
    All for the sole purpose of making haircels seethe.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's sad how early zoom zooms are going bald. I went to a sub shop near me and chatted with the owner (I used to work there) and he was telling me about the new crew. 2 of them were college freshmen but had hairlines reminiscent of Gob Bluth

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the eradicate 80% of humanity hair style

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      any man with long hair is a woman.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Long, thick hair a sign of virility, good genes and good nutrition.
        Slaves have had their head shaved to prolong their lives a bit before they'd perish, shaving the head/scalping was to humiliate the enemy, even soliders have their heads shaved as a form of submission (the ultimate golem goy for oligarch wars).
        The ">long hair is for girl lol" is your typical cue ball cope.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Long, thick hair a sign of virility, good genes and good nutrition.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the fate of those who dig too deep into looksism

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If he didn't troon he could've pulled mad poon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Tbf, as gay, ugly and cringe as that was, his hair did actually look a lot like that character's.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            least gay swedish man

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >hairstyle
            >it's just long

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cope and seethe

          I've never seen a good looking guy with long hair.
          Kys you hippie homosexual

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Used to have long hair and shaved it because that shit's gay.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You just had shitty hair, that's it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                lol nappy headed Black person

                Seething nonwhites.

                https://i.imgur.com/if3znvD.png

                Translation:
                >i had greasy long hair as a teenager but now i am balding

                It did get really greasy real quick. Not balding though. Look, if you want to have women's haircuts, go ahead, it's your life. What I don't understand is why you feel the need to justify yourselves so intensely. Clearly it's some sort of complex spawned from sexual impotency or other malfunctions. Can't imagine what else.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >be mad about shitty hair
                >project shit onto long haired men that actually have good hair
                >get called out for seething jealousy
                >"lol y u so mad tho"
                Jesus what a sad c**t

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >incel face
                No wonder long hair didn't save you lol

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                All you had to do was stop using shampoo and use conditioner only dude. Also don’t be racist, it’s not attractive.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                homie doesn't even brush that shit no wonder

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                lol nappy headed Black person

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Translation:
                >i had greasy long hair as a teenager but now i am balding

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I've had this hairline since I was a teenager and I'm 35 now. It really hasn't moved at all but I am on topical fin anyways.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              im so glad I have this hairline, I just grew my hair long and covered it up

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          literally malding

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cope and seethe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tatakaepilled

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the frick kinda mystery meat is that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He is a Brazilian guy that is trying to be Ace on the Netflix live action

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      basado brother, I'm 30 and have hair until shoulders, am not stopping. Meanwhile every other dude at the gym is shaved or short haired. I can feel the mires. On the minus note, I can't grow facial hair for shit. But I'd rather not be bald

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/8wxCV61.png

      Just don't be balding

      based geralt hairstyle
      I would go for the short on the sides look from the third game if I was 100% sure I wouldn't look like a huge homosexual doing it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >short on the sides
        Too much maintenance IMO. With the cuts posted, you can go like 6 weeks without needing a shape-up. Though I'm long overdue for a trim

        [...]

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this is why you learn to cut your own hair. I keep a pair of scissors by the sink in my bathroom and trim from time to time. Not doing full haircuts of course but learning how to maintain hair is really useful.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's less about scissors and more about layering. When you have really thick hair, it needs to be layered or it bunches up towards the bottom like mine is doing. You can do that with scissors, but the angle you need to get on it is difficult.

            also nice cut you look exactly like the bow guy posted in the thread

            Thanks, brah, however I think bow guy has straight and thinner hair while mine has more curl

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          also nice cut you look exactly like the bow guy posted in the thread

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you frick with that hair?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Going on a 3 year dry spell, m8. But that's more due to my lack of trying since I've sunk myself more into work.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              interdesting
              do you stay off of silicones too?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yep. Pretty much every kind of paraben, sulfate, silicone and other common commercial shit messes with your hair and scalp health. If you want a lazy way to check things, look up the recommended products for the CG (curly girl/guy) method. The method was developed mainly for nappy black hair, but applies to any kind of wavy or curly hair just as well.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i've actually been doing the curly person method for a while now, although i don't know if my hair actually counts as curly. probably curlier than yours but just a bit shorter.
                get mad dandruff though and don't have time to wash it every day so i just showercap.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice haircut bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why are people so mean to guys whom suffer from male pattern baldness?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think people are intentionally mean to them being to meme. People are not trying to be mean or cruel when they said 'Balding as a man early in life is a death sentence for dating', its just a simple truth. Having healthy hair is very attractive and without it you either look like a gang member, biker, or skinhead. Double so if you are muscular.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          *besides to meme frick

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's true. Men and women say I look very intimidating, but there are still plenty of girls who dig that type of men, so it's not a complete end of dating life, if you know how to play your cards right. I'm 35, shaving since 30 and I have enough women of all ages in my life.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh for sure, I agree. Death sentence is definitely an overreaction but younger girls typically likes dudes with hair. Apparently if you are gay though being bald is a HUGE plus for attractiveness. Most people who complain about being bald for attractiveness are talking about dating apps though in particular, since younger people tend to try to find other people through those. And on dating apps if you're:
            >1. Overweight
            >2. Short
            >3. Work at McWagies
            >4. Bald
            You are not going to match with many attractive women on these apps. Its better to let guys know that before they get on these apps and have their self confidence fricking nuked from orbit by only matching with land whales, other races that are you not interested in, or trannies. Little bit of a tangent there but worth mentioning imo.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              True. There is pretty much zero reason to go online for women if you're bald, that's why I stick to IRL approaches only.

              I know I'd look better with even a buzzcut, but it is what it is and if I have to grind 3x more for getting the same amount of pussy, I'll do it. Not because of pussy, but because my life will genuinely gets better as a result. Being popular with women comes as a bonus

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                wish i had your confidence, i feel like i cant approach irl because i shave my head and maybe look mean or violent, i wish this was a joke but its something that really bothers me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I went bald at 17

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Im 37, still not balding, but started havung f***g gray hair here and there.
      >p.s. ALL hair and skin problems begin and end with stress.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    slickback

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just buzzcut and never think about this shit again.

    Go to the gym

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bottom left is my hair rn because I can taper the sides with my beard trimmer and don't have to pay £28 (35 dollars) to some fricker every two weeks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Any tutorials on how to do that?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have this hair, but not hard shaved & I love it & I'm 28

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Long, but only if you're not fat or a neckbeard.

    Cope, baldcels

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      point made, looks feminine and terrible

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I like it + I get loads of pussy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ok move the hair from your (receded) temples.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kk, your turn bro.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Mirin', currently growing put my hair as well.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          brandon?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          honka HONKA holy FRICK man. the jaw combo and everything AUGH you'd be such a sexy pirate

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i'm nearly 30 with similiar hair and hairline, are we balding brother?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    (assuming you are white)
    under 30 with curly/wavy hair? Broccoli cut
    under 30 with straight hair? Grow it out long or do a Bama bangs variation
    30-60? High n tight or some variation
    60+? You're probably balding at this point but if not stay with high n tight

    Having curly/wavy hair is really in style now for some reason for young people, kinda like in the early 00's where long hair Bieber hair was everywhere. If you're black just do a fade like a lot of black dudes have, pretty easy there.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    High or mid fade, keep it long on top for combing.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's impossible to have a mullet and an IQ higher than 80

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like to grow my hair out and get a close crew cut every four months or so. I'd keep my hair longer but Florida kind of sucks for it.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Recently got my haircut after growing out and I wish I just got it trimmed. The haircut isn't bad per say but eh its not what I wanted. Though for me its either
    >grow out hair
    >buzz hair when it gets around shoulder length

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only correct answer.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Zechs or bust

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    looks fricking moronic

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a mullet currently. It's a decent hairstyle, has some flair. You can pull it off if you're IST.

    But the truth is, you can pull off any standard haircut. If you're in good shape, dress well, have good social skills, take care of your skin, etc. then there rest is details.

    Wear some chains (I like CRAFT and Serge Denimes, but even cheap Amazon shit works), rings, etc. and THEN get this haircut. If you have the fundamentals, a little bit of edge will put you in frickboy territory.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This haircut looks legitimately moronic. How did it ever become popular? How are girls not selecting boys with better haircuts? Don’t they feel moronic walking around with hair like that? Its all so confusing 🙁

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And we thought the broccoli cut was bad

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lower right doesn’t look too bad

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