Are bananas good for you or not??

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nature's Snickers bar. Eat them sparingly. You can get just as much potassium from many other places.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >comparing fruit to candybars

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >comparing sugar to sugar
        >how ludacris!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >fruit sugar is the same as refined sugar

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >comparing something that descended from nature with something completely removed from nature

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Modern bananas are not natural idiot
            They are genetically modified to include as much sugar as possible and are much larger than natural bananas

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ok where are the fibers in a snicker bar?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Comparing a low calorie fruit to a high fat chocolate bar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/5mI1DiQ.gif

      >comparing sugar to sugar
      >how ludacris!

      /moron

      https://i.imgur.com/VhkwYPg.jpg

      >comparing fruit to candybars

      https://i.imgur.com/oIayEMq.png

      >fruit sugar is the same as refined sugar

      >comparing something that descended from nature with something completely removed from nature

      /Genius

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bananas in their modern form are far from natural

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope so, I eat like 5 a week.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >eating fruit
    Lmao all those antinutrients you vegan cucks and apologists eat. Just eat bull testicles if you want a healthy snack.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure only vegetables have them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is true, however they spray pesticides on fruits and vegetables that get wrecked easily by insects and animal
        Stuff like bananas are easy to grow and don't really require pesticides as basically only monkeys can get them and the banana's peel is thick enough to prevent insects from getting in
        However stuff like strawberries that grow on ground level, are bright red and don't have any type of outer shell, those get fricked up easily and require a shitload of pesticides

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >plenty of fiber
    >plenty of potassium
    >all around delicious
    >can easily be carried in gun holster
    Do you need me to keep going, or are we done?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      keep going banana man

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >grows in pairs, most social fruit out there
        >can be eaten in smoothies or raw
        >perfect fit for your butthole
        >delicious banana bread if you -somehow- forget to eat them
        >can be used to perform an assassination in the most comedic fashion
        banana haters BTFO

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >can be thrown onto road and to make cars behind you spin out
          >only bananas spawn when you're winning

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            bananabros simply can't stop winning.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >perfect fit for your butthole
          I prefer cucumbers.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My banana is good for you, if you know what I mean.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      haha yeah you mean your penis right? thats hot

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you’re thin it’s fine. If you’re thicc, not so much.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I usually eat two a day. They're cheap and taste good. Peaches are really good too. Sometimes pears. I used to eat a shitload of blueberries until my great grandmother stopped gardening. Next place I move is going to be countryside. Never expected I'd miss them this much and the ones in the store are way bigger and taste weird.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally radioactive.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not taking the radiactive pill
      I unironically eat a banana a day, and 3-5 brazil nuts daily

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not good. too many carbs. fine as occassional treat.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes they are perfectly fine
    Ain't no homie ever got fat because he "ate too many bananas"
    I will say this though; fruits are pure healthy energy. Eat them early in the day or before working out, not at night

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if they were as healthy as you say you should be able to eat them whenever

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >if they were as healthy as you say you should be able to eat them whenever

        You absolutely can. I was just pointing out carbs in general should not be consumed late at night. Just look at Freelee the banana girl. Fruits don't make you fat and nobody ever got fat because they ate too many fruits

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Eating carbs before bed makes you sleep better and helps with recovery. You're a fricking fool.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They contain dangerously toxic levels of creatine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      plant foods dont contain much if any creatine

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    High sugar low fiber enjoy your visceral fat for some temporary mouth pleasure you Black person monkeys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kys fat ketard

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Monkes eat banana and they mog all humans.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they also eat bugs and baby monkeys though

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    only half a banana IF AND ONLY IF you have been a good boy all day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what do i do with the other half?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        as if you don't know

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "it's a fruit therefore it's light and healthy" is a dangerous mindset, like people who would rather eat 5 digestive biscuits instead of one chocolate chip cookie. Bananas are great as long as you don't fricking chow down a dozen. The general rule of thumb is never trust a fruit that is too sweet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Apples?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >never trust a fruit that is too sweet
      I know. My friend assured me that he's not into me just because he's gay but then he tried to kiss me out of nowhere? Fricking gay

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >100 calories per banana
    God food

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's this one guy at the gym I go at that always brings one. I don't know if it's smart or not, never tried having an intra-workout snack.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever watched a tenis match?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No I've never seen a penis match.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I shove them up my ass.
    Is that good for me?

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