They contain Anabolic Compounds do they not? Are Anabolic Compounds not what roiders inject into their asses? Surely enough of them would have a noticeable effect, it doesn't all get filtered out in the liver does it?
I'm thinking of eating 20+ a day to see what happens.
I thought 36 was the recommendation, but build up to it 12 a day week 1, 24 a day week 2, and cruise on 36 daily after
Only if they're fertilized eggs. Not trolling, it's real. Fertilized eggs when eaten suppress myostatin and will allow you to surpass your genetic ceiling
I tried this for a while and was drinking them cooking them etc. I got so tired of eggs. I almost legit threw up last time i tried eating them. Im gonna hop back on the eggs
These are what vince recommended but how tf do you get them?
they're the $8+ per dozen eggs in the stores.
or befriend a farmer with a rooster.
>These are what vince recommended but how tf do you get them?
just search on craigslist and ask a few farmers, i know 3-4 fertilized egg sources in my area all between 4-6 dollars per dozen
>how get cum eggs?
get some from slav grandma, they come with a box of tomatoes and kompot
>fertilized eggs
I don't want to go to hell
Soulless
You're seriously telling me all the eggs my girlfriend's chickens lay in the backyard are the secret to getting huge???
You’re literally sitting on a SWOLE factory and you didn’t even know it. Why you think ~~*experts*~~ hate eggs?
Yes
I can't say for sure if it's all the eggs, but ive definitely made great progress eating about 15~ soft boiled eggs a day for the past 8 months. 8 cups of milk and three scoops of whey too.
do you eat anything else or just that?
Eat 5 dozen eggs and become Gaston
I had been eating a carton a day prior to this test. Record Lean Body Mass, never been bigger at 31.
>22% BF
Yeah but that's cause I drank a ton this summer.
Now post bloodwork
I'm sorry to inform you that the user you just replied to has unfortunately died. Had 3 blocked arteries, idk how that's even possible, he was so healthy he only ate fatty meat, raw butter, raw milk and eggs.
>he was so healthy he only ate fatty meat, raw butter, raw milk and eggs.
I know you mean this sarcastically but you really should not have
I'm still waiting on it
Just got it
>two markers
Post the FULL bloodwork
What else would you like to see? I can only fit so much in a screenshot?
>What else would you like to see?
They want to see you keel over and have a heart attack. There is no pleasing the antiegg shills. They are part of the cult that need to justify their radical exclusionary diet
What makes these people so emotionally invested in eggs not working? Lmao
Nd yet you posted lengthy and detailed body measurements, Post the entire blood work just like you did for you body water content and other irrelevant nonsense
>Nd yet you posted lengthy and detailed body measurements
Yeah cause it was on one sheet and easy to photograph. I'm not going to screenshot everything and go through the pain of erasing dox info then posting each screenshot. Is there something specific you'd like to see or not?
Eggs are nature anabolics
Eat at least 4 a day and you'll notice you recover faster, are more aggressive and want to frick more.
Obviously is not as strong as roids
im on day two of eating one dozen raw, we will see i doubt i will go up to 24 or 36 eggs but id like too theoretically
Godspeed. Ive been doing the yolk raw and cooking the whites. Might make it easier. Not sure.
i actually kind of like it, i usually mix in a little raw milk and maple syrup or honey and its actually enjoyable that way, add a scoup of french vanilla whey and its like a milk shake in my opinion. the worst part about eating a dozen is the cost for me since im a poor
Plenty of things are anabolic, other things are catabolic. Just because you have the anabolic part of anabolic steroids doesn't mean you can also fill in the other part.
Now that we've established you have the mental capabilities of a pretty dull dog you might want to consider killing yourself.
>Are Eggs Steroids?
??
There's plenty of people who did the Vince Gironda bullshit, even the 36 eggs a day thing.
How many of them look like Vince? None.
Eggs do contain anabolic hormones but it's not very much. And besides that it's disgusting to eat more than 6 eggs a day.
frick off lardo....imagine some onions sipping cuck telling you eating more than 6 eggs is "disgusting" reddits that way ----> chud
disgusting as in, if you eat it everyday you'll get so bored of eggs. Whenever I start eating eggs daily I develop a tolerance and I end up being disgusted by their smell. The most eggs I was eating in a day was 8 but I also was eating 1lb of steak too and a gallon of milk a day...
There's plenty of people who did the <insert meme body builder here> bullshit.
How many of them look like <insert meme body builder here>? None.
You have to eat all the eggs anon
>skinnyfat co-worker who eats chocolates and junk food in the office tells me to watch my diet for eating 5 eggs for lunch
didn't even reply, why do these people even open their mouth?
easier to run your mouth than to actually do shit that takes effort
Anabolic just means "muscle building". Not all steroids are anabolic and not everything anabolic is a steroid.
I want to believe
>Bro eggs are like dbol
How the frick would this homosexual know unless he took dbol? This fricker was munching dbol and eggs, you homosexuals are so clueless.
I think its because old protocol for burn victims was giving them 36 eggs/day, but then they swapped it with dbol.
it was 2.3g/lb protein. I actually went and found the study after reading about the burn victim thing. they observed no benefit beyond that amount.
>20 a day
Why don't you just glue your mouth to a chicken's ass?
It'd be more time effective
They might be some of the best foods, not just muscle-wise. They contain everything inside them that a growing chicken needs, fats, proteins, those essential building blocks and nutrients for all the rapid muscle and nerve growth that happens in an egg. Really the only more "optimal" foods for human growth would be animal or human fetus.
The WEF says you shouldn't eat eggs so you are probably on the right track OP
Eat before REN posting