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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Condoms?

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    didnt he eat like 10 at once

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    One chip challenge wasn’t even that hot, tbh

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spicehomosexual

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is 4 million scoville extract, one drop is enough for a whole burrito or pot of chili.
      A family member put three or four drops in a pound of meatballs, that was too spicy to eat alone.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        built for bbc

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I used to have that. It's indeed pretty spicy

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a poison. People who take pride in tolerating spicy food can only do so because it destroys your taste buds over time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That makes no sense. You're a pussy if you can't handle spicy food.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The poison kills the cells by which you experience taste. Hence why you become tolerant to it. And hence why you now find foods without this poison bland.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          P sure it downrefulates certain opiod receptors to increase pain tolerance
          Do you also believe test works by shrinking your penis and destroying your muscle cells

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"high quality" means it makes your gums disintegrate and bleed
            >nah, it's not a poison that kills the cells in your mouth

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stop making things up

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        its correlated with having higher testosterone levels and pain tolerance, youre ngmi

        I still have my taste buds and I've been eating spicy food since my childhood. I even grow my own super hot peppers

        Unironically low test.

        Brown hands typed these coping replies.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        being able to eat spicy foods has no benefit outside of being a poor poo or Hispanic desperate to make it seem like they are tough or have literally anything going for themselves.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      its correlated with having higher testosterone levels and pain tolerance, youre ngmi

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah because non-whites have higher test levels and whites don't eat spice. It's not causative, just a correlation

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still have my taste buds and I've been eating spicy food since my childhood. I even grow my own super hot peppers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically low test.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is a single chip challenge?
    is it spicy?
    spicier than eating a ghost pepper?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >yes
        Lmao
        You have never had a fresh ghost pepper
        Your gums start bleeding if it's high quality

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s your gingivitis, anon. A ghost pepper is hotter than the one chip challenge, though.
          t. Carolina reaper/ghost pepper grower

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t. Carolina reaper/ghost pepper grower
            Sometimes Im shocked by what people do in their lives on this board.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              people just make shit up to buffer their post with validation. The chip has nearly double the scoville of any ghost pepper ever tested, he's full of shit.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Usually yes but in this case you’re wrong.

                I got a ghost pepper from the italian market here in philly. some mexican guy with leathery farmer skin who couldn't speak english so my goofy ass just presumed they're solid.

                they kicked my ass pretty good, how's the chip compare to it?

                The chip is definitely hot but a raw ghost pepper burns so much more and for longer

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >trust me I'm a grower
                >has three patio plants, one of which is extremely unhealthy
                this fricking board man, lmao

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person count again

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why grow though? You can buy any of those peppers in spice shops for $2.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I grow generic shit like Jalapenos because mine taste better than the publix ones, like A LOT better.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your initials wouldn’t happen to be O.B. Would they?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have you ever tried a raw pepper bro he's right. Right after making the hot pepper sauce it's way spicier but when it's cooled it's not.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why would someone growing some peppers shock you?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its rare

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              lot of security guards.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I got a ghost pepper from the italian market here in philly. some mexican guy with leathery farmer skin who couldn't speak english so my goofy ass just presumed they're solid.

            they kicked my ass pretty good, how's the chip compare to it?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're aware there is an objective scale and that none of your larp makes any sense, I hope

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    #icantbreathe

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wypipo ain’t handle spicy foo-ACK
    Not so fast minority

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do people actually enjoy excessively spicy food? Is it an aquired taste or are some people just hard wired to like it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's tough guy shit after a point.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They've nuked their taste buds and can't actually taste anything. This is why jeets, hispanics and nigs eat slop and complain about seasoning

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Humans are one of the few animals that are adapted to cope with the chemicals in spicy food. For most animals, that stuff is straight up inedible.

      But yeah, there's a lot of dick-waving among fans of peppers/hotsauce, and when guys base their whole personality around how EXTREME they like their spicy food, its fricking pathetic. Get a large enough group of friends and inevitably there'll be that one fricking loser who brings his own weapons grade hot sauce bottle to BBQs and restaurants, flexes his knowledge of Schoville Scale rankings, is constantly egging on other guys to try some, etc. Don't be that guy. Everyone wants him to shove his super special hot sauce up his own dick hole.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But yeah, there's a lot of dick-waving among fans of peppers/hotsauce, and when guys base their whole personality around how EXTREME they like their spicy food, its fricking pathetic. Get a large enough group of friends and inevitably there'll be that one fricking loser who brings his own weapons grade hot sauce bottle to BBQs and restaurants, flexes his knowledge of Schoville Scale rankings, is constantly egging on other guys to try some, etc. Don't be that guy. Everyone wants him to shove his super special hot sauce up his own dick hole.
        Lmfao no way

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like that guy

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m seriously considering growing these stupid nuclear hot peppers just because I was in a farmers market and a guy was asking 4 bucks for a SINGLE PEPPER the size of my thumb.
        He seemed to be doing well and I have no trouble growing a small vegetable garden in my spare time.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did he die or something?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's totally safe to eat a spicy chip.
    He was vaxxed and doctors at hospital gave him the last booster so he died.
    Source: Jesus told me, he works as a janitor at that hospital

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oops! Did I do that?

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol just posted this.

    [...]

    >Funny story about le spicy foods meme.
    >I had a greenhouse/hothouse business in my back yard in the Great Lakes 20 years ago. I grew spices for my own use and to trade for eggs since I couldn't keep chickens in town, plus I grew sprouts of common plants early to be ready for planting season. I also used compost to heat it so the first few years every law enforcement agency in the state raided it when doing FLIR flyovers for a few years until I threatened to sue after years of no finds and morons posing for local news with tomato plants.
    >Anyways we started getting mexicans moving in, and being as smart as the average cop there were constant break ins and thefts of tomato plants all year long.
    >I noticed that they liked to steal my peppers too, and I found an entire plant's worth of peppers half eaten on the ground, so I bought ghost peppers and planted them.
    >One day I awoke to find my greenhouse completely trashed and part of a fence knocked down, then no more buglaries after that.
    >Later that week some 5'3" mexicans ran up to me on my porch to jump me while yelling that I had hurt them somehow, so I pepper sprayed all of them and called the cops.
    >Later on another bunch tried the same thing while getting into my car with my kids, so I shot them. Afterwards when talking to a detdctive he said that their "papi" had died of a heart attack after he ate a ghost pepper in my greenhouse which ruptured a peptic ulcer or something, and they wanted revenge on me for killing them.
    >tl;dr
    >Swarthoids don't season dey food.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hope that story is true. Gotta take out the trash.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No way this is real

        This is bullshit but I want to believe it

        "Taking out the trash" is like hunting deer with 70 to 90 IQs. They are smarter, but they still follow fairly rigid/reliable patterns. If you treat the problem as you would rabbits getting into your garden - with traps and poisoned baits - you can remove the infestation.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No way this is real

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is bullshit but I want to believe it

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The teen who died from hot chip was African-American?

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >charge they phone eat hot chip and die

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't done this challenge but one time I pepper sprayed a corn chip and then ate it. it didn't taste hot as much as it just hurt my mouth. and then it gave me a really bad stomach ache.
    thank you for reading my blog

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dumfugg wytepipo dun season dey food I bin eading dat Larrays seasond salts fo life homie dis chip ain finna be shi-- ACK--!!!!
    So much for spice gays, keep engineering peppers into being impossible to eat out of some moronic notion of strength then dying from literal heartburn.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did the red OCC and it was really difficult. Probably impossible without a high level of initial tolerance. I also did a Korean noodle challenge and it was nothing compared to this one

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You people are insane, I can't even eat those korean noodle things using just half the packet.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mike the milk!

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have never ate anything spicy, its been a 24 year long streak without consuming (non-seasoning) peppers. haven't ever consumed hot sauce either.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They look so weird
    turd skin and big puffy lips
    like a cartoon

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he accidentally got the extra icy one

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >went from urkel-esque young man with a nice outfit to regular jogger
    unironically a sad turn of events bros

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