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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes I am!

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I want to go to the beach? If I want to pull pussy I'll just go to a bar or a club and avoid getting skin cancer

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      the sun ages you faster so I'll spend all summer cooped up at home

      You Black folk know there's sun protection like sun blockers etc?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        and vaccine!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      how moronic do you have to be to get skin cancer? Even with light skin you can just look at the UV-levels beforehand and wear some thin linen shirt or somethiung like that. Would even look good if you are fit enough. You wont get skin cancer aslong as you dont sunbath for hours and avoid "sun blockers"

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That still doesn't explain why I'd want to go to the beach. I can get mired anywhere and aint no one pulling from the beach so why?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never get skin cancer

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    !

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ASIAN

      P
      U
      S
      Y

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Inferior to white women in every way possible

        You can’t call yourself white if you would frick a asiatic over an Aryan princess

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          East Asian and white european women are the most beautiful in the world. Why not both?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          A myth

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't try to convince those morons, more white women for us, they can all book a flight to korea for all i care

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >60% of American women are obese
            >The rest are married or you have to share them with everyone else in a 50 mile radius

            I get pussy whenever I want and I'm still demoralized. I honestly wish I had no sex drive and never had to interact with women. Much love from Khazakstan.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good, then I'm not white

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry Stacey your time has passed

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only shitskins talk like this.
          You will never be White.
          You will never have foreskin.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yuck

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is a superb gap.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women just straight up have a warm wet hole for you to put Benis inside
      Imagine the audacity

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ass fang shadow
      that's just incredible

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that shit supposed to help presenting eye bag formation? Since I got below 17% bf I I got them forming. I train very early in the morning and even sleeping 8 hrs have not helped.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you of Mediterranean descent? That shit is genetic because of sunk in eye sockets, maybe. You can get tear trough filler in that area which can help pad up the under eye and have you regain a more linear eye to cheek projection.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >filler
        homosexualry

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you of Mediterranean descent? That shit is genetic because of sunk in eye sockets, maybe. You can get tear trough filler in that area which can help pad up the under eye and have you regain a more linear eye to cheek projection.

      >filler
      homosexualry

      If you have dark circles under eyes use hemorrhoid cream. I've used it and it works. Just apply it lightly and over time your dark circles under eyes will go away. Neat little trick.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beach ready? It's fricking December.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      In december?

      Summer in ausfailia gay. Was 40°C on Saturday

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        December is winter moron

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody gives a frick about Australia

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not in white Argentina.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Argentina
        lmao what a shithole

        also
        >white

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >white Argentina

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      In december?

      Yeah it's best to start now. Assuming you're going to cut in spring like most normies, that's only 12lbs you can lose (1 per week). A good cut is at least 20lbs if not more. If you cut now, you can get 24lbs lost in a reasonable time before summer starts.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      In december?

      If you’re not already cutting and within 10lbs of your summer body your ngmi

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normie doesn’t know that you don’t magically get the summer body within a month

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    In december?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      With climate change going at its current rate, it won't be long

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Climate change

        LOL. I bet you follow astrology.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I bet you're a climatologist or something

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Climatology is a fake science based around creating fake graphs to support the Great Reset Agenda.

            People who study the weather are called "Meteorologists".

            You have to be a complete moron and/or have no memory to believe this climate change hysterical nonsense.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              elaborate

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                How old are you? It's relevant.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am 32 years old

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you remember those years in the early 2000's in which we had a succession of unusually warm winters in which it hardly snowed? All anyone discussed every winter was "Where's the snow?", "Why isn't it snowing?" "Will it ever snow again?".

                Then this heavily skilled power point presentation "movie" starring Al Gore came out explaining that the Earth was warming up due to people driving their cars too much, not paying enough taxes and government not controlling enough of of everyone's lives. He projected catastrophic results such as mass famines, England and Florida being underwater within 10 years etc.

                Then winter returned the next year and they switched the name from "Global Warming" to "Climate Change" which is moronic because "climate" is a synonym for "weather". Of course the weather changes, it changes by definition!

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Earth's temperature is undeniably rising, and people are literally being displaced from their homes due to melting polar ice caps, but keep burying your head in the sand if you'd like.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The Earth's temperature is undeniably rising

                Throughout the Earth's history has the temperature of the Earth remained static? If warming is the issue why did you people pivot from calling it Global Warming to Climate Change?

                Who fled their homes from melting Polar Ice caps? Is that why there are so many brown people everywhere in White countries? Are they "climate refugees" from Africa, India and The Middle East fleeing the melting ice caps?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon knows what’s up. Normies forget that the global climate has never been static and there have been numerous ice ages. In fact we are overdue for another according to the pattern. It’s funny how we seem the climate changing to be bad only when it does not benefit us. This weird obsession to force the world to stay the same forever is also seen in biology with how we foolishly attempt to force every animal to stay the same and refuse to accept that all species will inevitably go extinct and be replaced

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The earth has been cold for longer than it's been warm, look at the history of interglacial periods.
                Global warming is literally just a meme and a way to push npcs like you into a virtue signalling dick sucking contests and trick you into paying more tax money kek.
                Ice ages are harsher and much more destructive for our kind, but - luckily for you - we won't see the next one. Your descendants will just laugh at your moronic ass when they'll be hunched over a campfire and deciding which which person in their little community gets eaten next.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao. I can't believe Al Gore's forced meme PowerPoint presentation was almost 20 years ago and people still buy shit horseshit.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The year for what

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    the sun ages you faster so I'll spend all summer cooped up at home

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Riveting anon

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    dont you mean next year?

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    is anyone else just fricking BORED of seeing generic ass women and the same 10-15 poses and angles, where every roastie looks like a cookie cutter bawd.
    it’s so fricking tiresome.
    i just want to see cute girls acting normal, not generic ass 6s acting like fricking prostitutes

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let them be, they're not doing anything wrong. Plus they're easy on the eyes.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      most girls are normal IRL. You're seeing generic women all the time because you live on the internet

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice try roastie. women live on social media where it’s the same shit over and over, muh “trends”.
        and men live in the internet, where there is actual dissemination and variety. kill your self

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love when ugly Black folk seethe like this when they see normal people (especially women) it's so good please keep going

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            ywnbaw

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              My xx chromosomes are as eternal as your cringe as cope

              nice try roastie. women live on social media where it’s the same shit over and over, muh “trends”.
              and men live in the internet, where there is actual dissemination and variety. kill your self

              like did you really type this? So embarrassing. "Wimminz live in social media.. men in da inturnet... I am deep"

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >troony posting

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So obsessed with men that he can't imagine a woman existing
                Yikes

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What really freaks me out is roasties emulating whatever they see influencer blogger types doing. Like actual carbon copies of thing. I've seen the same summer bikini pose on a quad bike from many different groups of girls, all doing the same poses with an aperol spritz it's weird.
      Now I'm seeing normal girls making reels of pictures and clips from going to brunch, a walk with the bf, one for each day of their 3 days city break.

      I dunno the showing off from so many adults is freaking me out. Had a deep conversation with an old friend and she's saying how she wants authentic relationship z feels unhappy then two weeks later it's PR firm levels of content on a trip to Ibiza, I don't get it

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure it's synchronicities and not just people living their lives and doing what they enjoy that you happen to catch, it HAS to be programming! You've cracked the code anon!!!

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit lmao kill your self you stupid roastie c**t

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wehhhh wehhhhhh the only person who responded to my schizo rant was a meanie! Time to chymp out!

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Woah its top bloke everyman peoples champ over here! This guy is great he just gets on with it!! Eat shit

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The coomer in me took the bait. Now that I'm here, I will reminisce about my younger years.

    https://voca.ro/1oKGbFhs3YMh

    Back when I was your age, my friends and I would drive to beach and hit up chicks in the most expensive car I could push the bank to buy for me. They'd be drinking and I'd be driving, and one of my friends would be telling the girls that I was a professional fighter and then the next thing you know, I was fighting with the girl's boyfriend!

    That was back when I was a young, stupid human. Then, like everyone else, I grew up. Now, as a wise and elderly millennial manchild cast into a rough world of adult responsibilities that I was worfully ill-prepared for, I live in Sector 8 housing with my $10,000 collection of model cars, and I am currently awaiting the next batch of pizzas to be delivered so that I can use the cardboard boxes to build a fort.
    I am also a blogger, and you have just read one of my most recent works, an essay on the life and times of a 33-year-old male human from a post-millennial generation that was told they could grow up to do and be whatever they want, but instead had to settle for minimum wage jobs and being a guest in other people's homes.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >was told they could grow up to do and be whatever they want
      I am not lying when I tell you that if everybody is able to achieve this, this fricking planet would be obliterated. There is not enough resources on this rock to let everyone be whatever they want to be under consumerism.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm b***h ready all year round.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    For almost every single summer in the last decade or so I get to single digit BF, absolutely shredded with my vascular serratus popping out a la Zyzz all trimmed up and shaved basically ready to go on a professional shoot any day of the summer, but then because I'm a friendless kissless virgin I barely even leave my room and I'm just ripped beyond belief alone in my bedroom posting here on this board with the sun shining outside.

    So no one ever even sees my gains except me every night in the mirror before I go to bed

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pic?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are there so many messages like this? If this board wasn't full of incels, I'd almost feel bad and ask if you want to talk or want a buddy but you're likely a mentally ill poster from one of these many bait threads

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never been beach ready. I've got 6 months to change that. I dunno how successful I'll be since I'm bulking though.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those are some weird damn shades on them. Do they even block the sun?

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think these percentages are reflective of how close I am to reaching 1/2/3/4 (60kg overhead press, 100kg benchpress, 140kg squat, and 180kg deadlift)?

    OHP - 47.5kg is 79% of 60kg

    Benchpress - 60kg is 60% of 100kg

    Squat - 100kg is 71% of 140kg

    Deadlift - 112.5kg is 62.5% of 180kg

    These are my one rep maxes. I have been doing starting strength for two months.

    28 years old
    85kg
    181cm

    How long should I expect it to take to one rep max 1/2/3/4? :*~~

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      six months to one year of VERY dedicate lifting, recovery, eating etc
      dont rush it or you'll injure yourself and you'll take much more time than that
      you're already at 85kg, avoid putting on more weight or you'll be the beach clown

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is there any way to expedite the process? Is starting strength okay to run when not eating at a surplus?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Is there any way to expedite the process
          no
          you dont have any real reason for rush it; if you have, you're lifting for the wrong reasons
          be patient, enjoy the process
          also highly recommend to change routine as soon as you hit your goals and start losing all the weight you put on during SS

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You weigh 200lb and can only bench 135lb?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I started at the beginning of this year as 83kg and basically full sedentary for 2yrs
      I did PPL routine, working out literally every day, running on what was my rest day.
      >Took 4months to ohp 1pl8
      >6months to the day to bench 2pl8
      Other two lifts were on par with where youre at, i just fricked my knee and shin hitting something and had to take 4 months off legs and the running so i have less useful metrics here but
      >Squat is now 2.5pl8
      >Dead 3.5pl8
      >Current weight is 79kg

      I was able to dedicate a lot of my energy to working out so you should expect it to take a bit longer i would think. But the point is you can absolutely achieve the 1/2/3/4 within the year

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me? I believe in climate change because of a vision I had during a dream a few years ago. The vision revealed that it was the fault of the israelites.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the beach but I am ready.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    fact: if your reason to go to the beach is showing off your body and look at b***hes you're a massive moron and missing out

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >beach ready
    It's December

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this is the year
    I'm 25 this year. Is it too late?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just turned 26 in October, it’s never too late m8. Look better than more than half of everyone I went to HS with and get mired everytime I’m out. Never looked better and felt better.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never see a beach again in my life

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You can’t call yourself white if you would frick a asiatic over an Aryan princess

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all white girls are pink haired twatter prostitutes
      lol
      lmao even

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I will die soon.

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I beach ready all year round.

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like 20% right now and already starting to cut slowly. I will be ready for spring and didn't fall for the winter bulk meme.

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm always beach ready homie I went to the beach when I was an overweight DYEL, I'm ready for everything

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in the best shape of my life right now but if I'm shirtless in the sunlight I fear I might burst in to flames. Haven't been to the beach in like a decade.

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    AI women

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are those things on their cheeks

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No clue but by the time you know what they are they won't be popular anymore and they will be buying something else instead

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bioluminescent glands to attract BBCs

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      $26 single use under the eye mask from wander beauty

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Summer starts in a week here.
    >Still need to lose like 35 pounds to have my six pack.

    Will I make it Brahs?

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am shirtless whenever the sun is out, even in the middle of the city, I'm not even ripped, I just don't care
    so yes, I am beach ready because it is a state of mind

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am not but I will be.
    Sitting at 22% bf (230lbs, 6'0 tall). Was a gross 280lbs just over 2 years ago.
    I reckon I'll be beach ready by spring at the latest. Christmas will set me back a few weeks for sure.

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm recomping and should be ready. It's not a meme when you have tren

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lifting for the beach
    >not lifting for the Renaissance Faire
    I literally just think of the maidens and harlots when I need to hoist a new PR and it works

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    this will be the year I troon out and get my bussy stuffed. I have several months to lose weight and muscle mass and grow my hair out. wish me luck.

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no azn Karen wife

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    not that I'm against cold hardening, but it's a bit too chilly outside to go to the beach

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