Are you bigger than a can of Monster?

Are you bigger than a can of Monster?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, im about 178cm tall, i dont think a can of monster is much taller than 20cm

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >im about 178cm small

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I'm a 183cm pocket prince, if you are not bigger then a can of monster what are you and aborted fetus?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    in fact yes, by 1 inch. but very thin, pencil dick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Perfect for anal.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    me on the left

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw good length but shit girth
    it never even began for me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Opposite problem
      t.6.3"x6" chode haver

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you're as girthy as a can of Monster you better be doing porn so I can jerk it to spinners struggling to take your monstrous man meat.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5'9 and 145lbs so yes but barely

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes Anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's one of the small monsters.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Her knee is disgusting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        "her" ...oh anon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone I want to fuck is a woman because I'm a straight man anon.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I get mogged by picrel there's no way I could compete with a monster

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Classic, why is it always indians who are super into small penis humiliation?

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