I am Death. You've got 48 hours left to live, bro. I'll cut you a deal. You just gotta find a maiden who's into you and kiss her. But here's the catch: every hour you waste adds a millennium of agony if you fail. So, are you game or lame?
>You got this r-right anon? You've been training for this right?
its most likely not that hard, you just have to be 7/10 and know how to spark a conversation out of blue, with enough luck and speech skills you should be able to do it
dunno how this question is related to fit nevertheless
What is
HIDE THREAD?
Define 'into me'
Best not to play the game then.
Nah I'm a sex-haver, my girl is just three hours away with her family and I wonder if one of my mates would do.
So what's the criterion? Thinks I'm attractive, would date me, dtf,...
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Idgi, what do I get if I kiss a girl? If I knew I was going to die I could easily go out and get laid but what do I gain?
You don't die?
Yeah but what do I gain?
not being subjected to a millenium of torment?
>kiss the fat chick at work
There, can you kill me now?
I'd just find the nearest female homeless crackhead and kiss her. Job done in seconds and I continue my adult virgin life, later you death nerd lol
EZ cause I'm married
lol, kill me now for I'v been trying to find her for years now, ain't no way I can speed this up in 24 hours, no matter what I do.
I'm 24 khv, what should i do unironically
So I'll just have to deal with 48k years of agony? Eh, alright.
>tfw I know several women who would let me kiss them even though im dyel af
can't wait to actually make it