Are you fit enough to OHP your gf?

Are you fit enough to OHP your gf?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can lift my hand all day long, yes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, it's very easy to lift my right arm up

      back to basedddit pls

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    W-where's his thumb?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bowling ball grip is a valid gf lifting technique

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wherever he wants it to be

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    my gf is too fat. she weighs almost as much as me while being over a foot shorter.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same but I can still OHP her

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my gf is too fat

      Same but I can still OHP her

      GF is 175/5.9 and weighs one plate.
      Almost there.

      ~250lb behind the neck press is still wild

      My gf is 90kg/200lbs
      I can only ohp about 65kg

      https://i.imgur.com/aG7kPrf.jpg

      No she weighs 200lbs

      why are you guys dating fat girls?
      I would never stoop that low.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're manlets and have no other choice

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i would rather just be single.

          if i really needed sex which i dont think anyone really ever does need, id just get a hooker. No way in HELL am i validating some fat frick b***h.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well you're you're loser either way so might as well settle for the fat batch and get free pussy instead

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >might as well settle for the fat batch and get free pussy instead

              Maybe I don't understand the ugly person or manlet struggle, but I've been celibate by choice for a very long time until i met my gf. I would NEVER consider settling for a fat chick.

              also free? the mental toll of "settling" for a fat chick is expensive.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes, it's very easy to lift my right arm up

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How heavy are the ChatGPT servers?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gf is 100lbs so yeah

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >0lbs
    Yeah for reps

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Push Press

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that will always be funny.

      https://i.imgur.com/PyX31um.jpg

      Are you fit enough to OHP your gf?

      No she needs to lose some weight, but luckily I really enjoy heavy OHP.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a push jerk

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That's a push jerk
        Don't call me a jerk. I said it was a push press, not a true OHP.

        Come on, pajeeta

        the 'ol bobs and vageen.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Girl?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >117lbs
    Yes

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >uses the momentum of coming out of the crouch to complete the press up
      Not a true OHP.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Not a true OHP.
        no shit it's behind the neck so even harder moron

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ~250lb behind the neck press is still wild

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >raising the bar behind the neck
        Maybe three different guys telling you the same thing will clarify you the idea, ignorant.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Klokov strict OHP more than you ever will

        ?si=_GS9Cw37V01C00J0

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m strong enough to standing OHP basically any attractive woman I come across, whether or not any of those women will become my gf is another question.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >whether or not any of those women will become my gf is another question.
      need to work on your hold-downs.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're actually numbered surprisingly well already. Rolling.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        rolling

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        roll

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're actually numbered surprisingly well already. Rolling.

        kek..anon`s right

        https://i.imgur.com/PyX31um.jpg

        Are you fit enough to OHP your gf?

        and no, sadly, OHP is the weakest of my lifts

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        4 or 12 let's fricking go!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Come on, pajeeta

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        7 plz

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        #4 let's goo

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        roll

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        rolla!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        god dammit roll

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        roll

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t have a gf ;-;

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isnt this character gay? He has a black boyfriend

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    not really, my gf is 60kg

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, but I've done chin ups and pull ups with her hanging on to me

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every man should be able to OHP his gf because no man should be dating a woman who weighs more than 100lbs. Stop giving fat b***hes an inflated sense of self worth.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like tall women, anon.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She can't be taller than 5'1.5" if you want her to have a fertile BMI, then. Your poor manlet offspring. https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm
      You could date a nonwhite who is taller because various asian races can have a lower BMI and remain healthy, but then you're creating soulless mutts.
      The true answer is to be able to lift heavier (120-130) and then get a skinny tall girl. They have tall girl complex and will probably be nicer, anyways.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        As if soul is related to culture

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        My gf is 5'6 103lbs and fertile
        Big boned ogres are not women

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still not as soulless/dull as pasty whites

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like fat asses and thick legs, anon. And I don’t date short women.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OHP 700kg
    Uhhh.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women love being picked up. They collectively need to lose some weight first, though.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She weighs 95lbs, so yeah, fairly easily actually

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      lucky guy

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    no shes fat and i have a rotator cuff strain

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Show attention towards thinness while you know she's watching, then later suggest she eat something low-calorie without calling it low-calorie. Finally, invite her on a walk with you. She'll understand what you're trying to tell her.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just curious, can a DYEL man pick up a thin woman? Do you need to lift in order to be able to pick up a woman?

    I've never had a gf so I have no idea

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is the weight of the average woman for your demographic? Can you pick up that much weight?

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife is about 190lbs, so no I cannot OHP her.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roids

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    na, but I can OHP plenty of gfs. still too weak for her tho unfortunately

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gf is 90kg/200lbs
    I can only ohp about 65kg

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can 1rm my 80lb gf

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?"OR, YOUR BODY!?"

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    GF is 175/5.9 and weighs one plate.
    Almost there.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can OHP my boyfriend. He's 195lbs, 6ft, 6.5 inches uncut.

    Love you Calvin.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      putting the power in power bottom ... good for you, bruh, we're all gonna make it

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. I went to I just back from holiday and done it a couple of times whilst we were in the sea. She lacked the strength to hold her body straight though so just folded over after being a the top for second, she weighs around 60kg and I can ohp 100kg for a single

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No she weighs 200lbs

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The losers ITT caught in a hamplanet's gravity will go into other threads and call others incels as if this is an enviable state.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this week my last set to failure on ohp was 135x4. previous sets were 115x11 and 125x7, but i still had gas in the tank on 115. high end 1rm is 157.2, low end is 147.3, wife is 5-1, 125lbs, cg is closest to her ass but since she's breastfeeding she has a little more weight up top. this obviously wouldn't be like pressing an oly barbell, but i think i can do this right now. and if not now, within 2-3 months i should definitely be able to do this. we're going to a destination wedding in the caribbean next summer, this would be a neat party trick when we get to the beach.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this week my last set to failure on ohp was 135x4.
      I was so happy when I got to a 1 pl8 OHP - everyone in the gym can see those nice big plates on the bar.
      I see a lot of guys squat a lot, 4 plates for multiple reps on multiple sets, but I rarely see anyone OHP more than a plate.
      I just rounded over 185 for reps, really trying to get to 2 pl8, but I'm tall as hell and my core is starting to get maxed out - I'm just not stable enough on the lockout.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I was so happy when I got to a 1 pl8 OHP
        Me too, I had a bizarre shoulder injury playing hs football that lingered for years. About every seasonal change my left shoulder would lock up and I couldn't raise my arm past level with my shoulder. It would last a whole day and then inexplicably I'd wake up without so much as any soreness. Once I started lifting again when I was 24 I put a lot of time into my shoulders for vanity and the seasonal pain has never come back since. 185 for reps is crazy though, I can conceivably reach that eventually but just hitting 135 at all was a huge personal achievement for me too. I have a home gym now though so the only person watching me lift is my wife.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >185 for reps is crazy though
          I'm the guy who was told by his doctor that my shoulder muscular structure is "abnormal" and basically built to press things up and out.
          It's why my pullups/chinups and lat pulldown are garbage but I can do low rows with the best of them. My delts are basically sitting too far forward so my anterior delt can work together with my pecs more than is natural.
          The other tradeoff is that my rotator cuff has to do a lot more work, which is why my brother and father both had issue. I do a looooot of facepulls and things like that to keep it in check, as well as forward leaning lateral raises.
          Thus far things are holding together well.
          It's kinda strange once you notice it - if you poke the back of my shoulder where the rear delt should be, there is just a gap that isn't there on other guys.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm the guy who was told by his doctor that my shoulder muscular structure is "abnormal" and basically built to press things up and out.
            Holy shit I wonder what your ancestors' profession was.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              can't really know that far back on my Dad's side - only a few generations. Like everyone else it turns into farmer after not too long.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe he was the guy who stacked stuff?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who knows. At least the coal miner generations were anthracite miners - that part of PA the anthracite mines have lots of head room, the veins are nearly vertical.
                Some of the bituminous veins were being worked, entirely by hand tools, only like 16 inches thick. Imagine working in the dark, cold, and complete darkness for 10 hours laying on your stomach trying to pry out a ton of coal per hour by hand.
                Oh, and they didn't pay you in cash - you got paid in company credits that could only be spent at their store. And you didn't get paid for partial tons, so if you loaded 6.9 tons, you got paid for 6.
                My dad is 6'2" at 75, probably was 6'3" or more at his peak. His dad was just as tall.

                My mother's side is more well documented - I visited one ancestor's grave in England, he was born in the 1500s and lived to be over 100. His grave stone is still perfectly legible.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i had to break up with my gf because she had ocd and i could no longer see her as a human, just an npc following its programming

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. All mental illness is a choice.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i had to break up with my gf because she had ocd and i could no longer see her as a human, just an npc following its programming

        kek this is actually true. i was diagnosed with being obsessive compulsive as a young teen until my grandfather told me to stop acting like a moron, so i did

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. GF is fat AF. Wish she'd gym rat it up with me, and I still love her, (got with her for her personality, and massive breasts), but goddamn is it annoying.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's better for aesthetics? High weight/low rep OHP or lower weight/high rep OHP?

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll fricking super Mario 64 bowser yeet that b***h like 30feet

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, my shoulder hurts when i press and it makes me sad. OHP was my favorite lift even if i was garbage at it.

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    138 lbs ohp so yeah I can lift my right hand whenever I want.

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Almost.

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never have a gf because I'm short. Having a relationship at 5'7 is basically begging to be chucked by a taller guy, my only hope is to pump and dump. If I get lean can I have sex with women?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      *cucked

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This zoomer shit is so weird to me. Like, you're still taller than the average woman, so half of all women are going to find you tall in person and a quarter of women might not be able to wear heels around you. Your height should only filter one quarter of women, and plenty of tall ones will probably date shorter because they know their height is weird.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Times have changed old man, no one wants me because I'm 5'7. It's so bizarre I had a former boss who was even shorter than me and hearing about how he slayed in school really struck home how much social media has utterly decimated any chance for us short guys

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Remove all tinder servers from the planet and nature will heal

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The damage is already done, its over. I'd be lucky to get a fat b***h landwhale at this point

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah. The second you turn off the tap of dating apps, they'll be back. Especially if you also control the media and tell them that acting trad is what pretty, popular girls do. They need to feel valuable and desirable.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not happening

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe you should try meeting women in real life and seeing that they really don't care about height as much as vapid instagram bimbos would let you believe.

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    quite sure that would be a new WR, so no

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gf is formless. So, yeah. 😉

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've broke 2 beds now (working on a 3rd) by picking my girlfriend up and over head suplexing her into the bed. I could bust out 4-6 reps probably.

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Truly incredible the amount of KHVs on this board. IST is a real specimen of a board.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you surprised? Lifting is cope for people who are ugly or got bullied in school

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not anymore

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice wiener Post more

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont have a gf but i can lift your boyfriend overhead

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gf is over 200lbs and im 160.

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gf weighs 115lbs, she loves how I can throw her around like she's nothing, like she's a literal child. It really turns her on. I've always loved lifting people too so I love doing it to her. I love her so much bros.

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