Are you ok with your girlfriend gaining weight?

Are you ok with your girlfriend gaining weight?

My girlfriend has gained 30lbs this year from hormonal birth control with no signs of stopping. I dont know what to do about this.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If my girlfriend looked like that I'd keep feeding her

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/tk0hchS.jpg

      >Are you ok with your girlfriend gaining weight?
      Yes please

      https://i.imgur.com/hY82hVe.jpg

      [...]
      Based high test chads

      Kings, all of you.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you want your girlfriend to be on birth control?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because I dont want a kid.

      I told her to get a copper IUD but she was too scared to do it and instead got an hormonal implant in her arm.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Because I dont want a kid.
        Never gonna make it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        get a vasectomy you moron, it takes minutes, barely hurts and you're recovered in less than a week. jesus christ why is the easiest option not the one selected the most frequently.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are vasectomies ISTapproved? I'm 34 and have hated children all my life.
          >"You should have at least x amount of kids before you die!"
          >"It's your God given nature to procreate!"
          >"It's the greatest thing you could ever do"
          Yeah nah. It takes an average of a quarter of a million dollars and putting your life on the back burner for at least 18 years just for ONE child. That's assuming you and the woman will stay together and you won't get dragged over coals via the legal system. Will you give me the 250k and your 18 years of raising them on my behalf? No? Then shut the frick up.

          >"Who will take care of you when you're old?"
          Probably a South East Asian wife 20 years my junior. In any case we all know plenty of people who barely ever hear from their kids once they're old enough. Having children is not an insurance policy.

          >"What if you change your mind later?"
          Easy - wank into a tube and stick that shit in a cryogenic facility for 300 bucks a year indefinitely. Then if one day you really feel like having kids with a high quality woman you take her down to the fertility clinic and pay 1k max for a simple round of IUI.

          Seriously, is there any compelling reason why I shouldn't just do this tomorrow? I have mild ED and fricking with condoms feels like doing push-ups for me. Every time I hit it raw or let the woman take charge of the birth control there's an immense feeling of anxiety and dread. Getting a vasectomy and keeping genetic material in storage puts the ball in your court and leaves women without the incredible leverage of forced parenthood which they otherwise could easily wield to fricking wreck the shit out of your life.

          Thoughts?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're generally correct, but ignore morons that claim the procedure is easily reversible. Realistically, nobody getting a vasectomy is going to pay to keep their sperm frozen.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >thing you could ever do"
            >Yeah nah. It takes an average of a quarter of a million dollars and putting your life on the back burner for at least 18 years just for ONE child
            Spoken like a poor person who fell for the israeli propaganda

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Spoken like a poor person
              Isn't that just another reason to be apprehensive about having kids tho? It's not like doing that is somehow going to improve one's finances. Raising a child requires a significant investment of time and money over a long period of time. I don't have a spare 250k sitting around and even if I did I'd rather spend it on myself. My friend is a doctor married to another doctor. They're pretty loaded and wanted to have kids despite her fertility issues. After many rounds of expensive IVF they finally have a son who's 4 years old now. My friend despite having lots of money has literally done nothing other than work and raise his son for the last 4 years. The time sink is insane even if you have the money.

              You're generally correct, but ignore morons that claim the procedure is easily reversible. Realistically, nobody getting a vasectomy is going to pay to keep their sperm frozen.

              >Realistically, nobody getting a vasectomy is going to pay to keep their sperm frozen.
              Yeah but why not tho? Seems like you get the best outcome by doing that. Worry free loads in your woman and your DNA in cryo on the offchance you change your mind.

              You're generally correct, but ignore morons that claim the procedure is easily reversible. Realistically, nobody getting a vasectomy is going to pay to keep their sperm frozen.

              >ignore morons that claim the procedure is easily reversible.
              I'm going to treat it as something permanent. Just confused why more guys aren't choosing this option.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're a homosexual please sterilize yourself

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            > putting 18 years on the backburner
            lmao ok jeff bezos what critically important shit are you doing in your 30s .
            you have mild ED because you are high inhibition and low T. if you dont want to blast unprotected loads in your girl youre a straight up homosexual, thats what you were put on earth to do moron.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Based. If you don't feel the need to breed, you're with the wrong girl. Always listen to your instincts.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            it being extremely inconvenient to raise a kid doesn't address any of the 3 arguments you listed

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Thoughts?
            please dont have children. get a vasectomy loser lol we dont want more weak dick homosexuals like you.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Loser, you're afraid to live life

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm sure going to war broadens the mind and catalyzes the creation of great men and works of art. But I think I'll pass.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's best you kill your self now

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >u need 1 gazillion dollars to habe a kid
            >u need to spend all your money consooming instead of having a normal familiy(wife+kid/s)
            Please for our sake, dont reproduce

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"Who will take care of you when you're old?"
            Black folk and hispanics if you dont have a shit ton of money kek. So better lay off consooming and start saving up

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 36. Single. No kids. Had a vasectomy at 26. Women can smell that I cant reproduce. I got laid all the time from 16-26. Barely date at all post vasectomy. I was too young to do something so dumb. Now im broken and old and a reversal costs thousands of dollars. Dont want kids, dont have sex. Also dont decide you dont want kids until you have that conversation with a loving wife.

            Dont be like me

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >thinking about cutting my nuts off, thoughts?

            Yeah I have a couple thoughts

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't read that shit
            You're fricking stupid

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based. /misc/ ruined this site so every teen summergay on here thinks it's cool to larp as a traditional christian. Don't waste time and money on children it's not worth it.
            >inb4 another strawman about spending it on consumption instead, as if that's the only use of money and time

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Not having children
              >Not ensuring your hatred of the state lives on through your children
              >Also gardening to ensure they can't kill you with a food shortage.
              Ngmi

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can freeze your sperm for 10 years it only costs $2.5k, which means if you cream pie a woman 100 times a year for the next decade it's $2.50 per load and you could conceivably still make a baby if you change your mind.
            I mean I personally would gladly pay $2.50 a pop to turn my pull&prays into stress free creampies. Never have to worry about a woman baby trapping you or batshit crazy reproductive laws. Take your reproductive control into your own hands.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              But you’re putting reproductive control in the hands of biomedical corporations. True reproductive control is making wise decisions and taking ownership of your behaviors.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are either a conservative christian or a virgin, just because I consent to sex doesn't mean I consent to raising a child. The only perfectly safe behavior that gives me complete control is abstinence or freeze my load and snip-snip. You can shove your "take ownership of your behaviors" down your throat and ram it in with your youth pastor's wiener, making a human life shouldn't be a punishment to me for my behavior.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s a lot of words to say “I prefer to pursue my own selfish needs” which is OK. You drove a weird tangent towards religion, I am observing the incongruence with taking control of reproduction. You aren’t, corporations are.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >getting fat shouldn't be a consequence of eating too much
                >legal problems shoun't be a consequence of driving drunk
                >getting eaten by tigers shouldn't be a consequence of breaking into their zoo enclosure
                You know what the risks are, if you take the action then you take the risk. "How could this happen to me?!" is no defence when you made an informed choice.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Brother if I wanted to frick tigers you might have a sound argument, but people frick without the intent to reproduce all the time

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >wtf, how did you get pregnant, I only intended to have an orgasm?!
                If you knew the possible outcome and you chose to take the action then you're responsible.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >vasectomy
          kek, vasectomy is the ultimate reddit move, don't be like those cucks

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off israelite

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Castrate yourself
          No.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why is the easiest option not the one selected the most frequently.
          Because it's permanent and people reserve the right to change their minds.
          The irony of you calling anyone moronic is palpable.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're reversible

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So inadvertently it’s your fault she’s gaining weight

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Must coooompie! I can't pull out! Ahhh

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          literally this, why is it so hard not to wait until the very last second and just pull out and cum on your partner's body?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because i become an unga caveman in the seconds before nutting. Surely you must be a low T homosexual if you do not have the same instinct.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing better than cumming in your woman that you love, right after she asks for it. Literally no other feeling compares

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Precum can get her pregnant you moron

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sex outside of marriage
        >birth control
        >dont want kids
        >fat gf
        >asking for advice on IST

        ngmi

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sex outside of marriage
          Frick off Ben Shapiro. There's no reason indo-european men should follow ZOG slave morality anymore.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            We dont want more roasties homosexual
            Even pagan Romans were all about no hymen no diamond

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why was she scared of a copper IUD? Something like half of female gynecologists use them themselves.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Similar to this except I want a kid some day. We both like doing it raw and busting inside her feels a lot better.
        She has all the characteristics to be a good wife except
        >doesn't clean well/much at all
        >been eating too much
        I do love this woman and have spoken to her about cleaning and eating better but I am having doubts if she'll get her shit together. Hopefully if I can lose weight and be a good example she will follow suite. Or she will grow to resent me and it will end.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn't clean well
          >been eating too much
          She will get fat and stay lazy no matter how much she might say she's trying to change. End it on your terms and find someone who motivated themselves.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Condoms, IED, Injections.
        Your a muppet.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Because I dont want a kid.
        what a homosexual

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You say 'I'm worried it's affecting your health darling' and ask her what you could do to support her if she comes off bc

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. I only date women that keep fit. My current target is a dancer that also lifts. My last real GF gained 15-20lbs and it made her feel not hot so she wouldn't get on top or frick in the light, so I broke up with her.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    even if they lose the weight they never truly go back to "normal"
    pic related, same chick from op

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      kudos to her for kicking her shitty eating habits and getting back into exercising. It's just too bad that she had to learn the hard way

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      kudos to her for kicking her shitty eating habits and getting back into exercising. It's too bad that she had to learn the hard way, though. At least the fat fetishists got a kick out of it, I guess.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        kudos to her for kicking her shitty eating habits and getting back into exercising. It's just too bad that she had to learn the hard way

        Bot

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disgusting fat on her belly that will never go away. People say it is "loose skin" but it's actually a permanent layer of fat

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        not true though, it requires an entire turnover of fat cells (around 7-8 years) at the ideal weight. then it will be permanent.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      would
      she has a cute face and huge knockers version 1.0 was perfect. but v2 and v3 are fixer upper

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you ok with your girlfriend gaining weight?
    Yes please

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If my girlfriend looked like that I'd keep feeding her

      Based high test chads

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to suck on her moor breasts while she PLAPs on my wiener

      >totally fitness related

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      significant upgrade

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

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    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ELFCkzS.jpg

      Yes
      i WILL grab onto her belly during sex though so she must prepare for that.

      If you find these transformations desirable then seek help.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally mentally ill Americana fatties.
        These guys wouldn't know what a healthy woman looked like if she slapped them in the face.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          youre gay and into men

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      hnnng frick. shes perfect. hello fellow high t chads

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd plap all inside her, if you quite catch my meaning

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both activate my primitive neurons

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been with plump girls so I know how her hips feel, and it's not great.

      Sure theres a lot of her, and it looks inviting in a picture, but the reality is kind of loose, bumpy and unsatisfying.

      Thick looks and feels good in clothes, but neither out.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it's nice after a while but you do end up missing skinny girls and being able to throw them around easily.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          And then you get tired of skinny girls and want bigger girls again.
          It never ends
          You gotta pick one

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why should we settle for one woman with one body type? Kings deserve harems.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blasted a 55 inch (measured) rope to this image. Thanks!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sequal is kind of slam pig worthy though

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ELFCkzS.jpg

      Yes
      i WILL grab onto her belly during sex though so she must prepare for that.

      is it true that women get fat aftet giving birth and becoming mommys?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big beautiful belly… i love big women… with oversize breasts larger then head, milk breast, vein breast… puffy nipple engorged sensitive to touch, pepperoni. saggy downward, heavy with milk. milk breast. wide hip and big breast. wide hip with plump ass. fat ass. obese ass. cellulite ass and dumptruck, 60 inch hips… thighs bigger than waist, massive cellulite legs like treetrunks. fertility. pregnant and fertile like goddess. twins in stomach, triplets, sextuplets, octuplets. overfertilized and worshipped… pamper for feed her. I love big fertile women.. plump her up and feed and breed my big wife, 10000 calories a day, I want to feed my wife nonstop.. hunt animals for my wife so she survives the winter. Then reproduce again…

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hormonal birth control
    she doesn't even want your kids dude. drop this waste of time.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    most women get fat in a relationship

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao you let her get on birth control? good luck bro, it changes women's attraction types for men and she'll smell some other guy she likes more and cheat and/or dump you.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.
    I alternate between architecting and unarchitecting women. I'll match with a fatty on Bumble, date her, and influence her to lose weight (I'm in very good shape, this is easy to do because it plays on their vanity to think you're dating down) for 5-6 months, then break up with her and switch to a very thin girl and cook for her and get her dinner and drinks until she blows up. I don't know why I do it--there's obviously no future in it because I break up with them after I get bored of my latest canvas. Maybe I just like playing god.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >switch to a very thin girl and cook for her and get her dinner and drinks until she blows up.
      uh
      any stories?
      I want as many specifics of this as possible.
      frick just the word "blow up" being used to refer to her getting fat is so hot to me.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know one hapa that got on the pill and antidepressants and immediately stopped being fun but her breasts swole immensely and her skin became smooth like a pregnant woman, and to compensate for the weight gain she began to wear corsets and find tight fitting dresses with tight shiny stretching material.
        Now she's a walking shining ball of sweaty curves that downs burgers then goes to yoga, can you imagine..
        A hyperflexible birth controlled shiny corset wearing smooth skinned colossal mammaried ball of sex and has no instinct for it because of meds
        tragic

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          she's bound to be off it eventually.
          any more? what is your strategy for finding a girl's favorite treats and spoiling her with them until her pink gamer girl chair is creaking under her girth?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Please tell me where I can see more fatmeru.
            This is what I've been fantasizing about.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh god i hope that image is shopped.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Oh haha it's cute when girls can eat a lot
            >what's your favourite food?
            >o anon you remembered what a kind surprise!

            picrel is ai of the sister

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              id impregnate your sister

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wish Emiru got fat but shes still a twigg

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            > Emiru switched to Bonbi timeline
            I did not expect this.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hot as frick. Damn looks like my ex.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"frick just the word "blow up" being used to refer to her getting fat is so hot to me."
        kek found the inflategay
        But frick hell yeah if my gf started gaining in all the right places i'd be doing whatever it took to keep her filling out. best sex i've eve had was with a girl with a big 'ol soft belly that rode on the tops of her thighs and floppy breasts bigger than her head

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hormonal birth control
    What a weird way to describe burger king and white claws

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes
    i WILL grab onto her belly during sex though so she must prepare for that.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHO

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >letting your gf/wife take birth control

    lol, lmao even

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fat
    >asian
    >cow breasts
    STRONG FINGERS
    She's a keeper.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my girlfriend

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    As long as it doesn't get out of hand I don't care. My fiancee was super skinny when we first got together, but she's put on maybe 20 lbs over 7 years, and her ass has gotten pretty thicc. Any more though and it might start looking like too much.

    What I DO fricking mind is the bullshit that comes with the weight gain. The whining, the "do you still think im pretty even though Ive gained weight?" lines, the laziness, the total lack of her wanting to go on walks or any other exercise, the trying to make me feel like shit when I just want to have salmon and salad for dinner and she wants pizza again...

    I'm sure any other bros in long term relationships know what I'm talking about.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I fricking hate that
      >Would love me if I was a worm?
      Wtf is wrong with women?

      That said my ex gf gained 10lbs and she still looked sexy and beautiful. God I loved her... How did it go so wrong?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I literally always answer no to these dumb hypotheticals. Also i inform girlfriends that we aren't friends lol.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah my wife is still hot and we frick regularly, but it's hard when I eat less than her at dinner and then she has an attitude about it for the rest of the night. Women are truly their own worst enemy. Love them dearly though <3

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like these threads because they remind me that no matter how bad things may get, it’ll never be as bad as liking landwhales.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want a wife and kids of my own bros.
    Like it pains me everyday to know this isn't a reality for me.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's really not that hard to find a woman as long as you stop worrying about silly BS that this site focuses on like finding a Virgin. How old are you?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but I've made so many female acquaintances, become friendly and likeable in the last year but still have almost 0 romantic success. I had a gf for 4 months and a bungled a couple one night stand opportunities. That's it.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well at least you're talking to women, that's a start. My guess is you probably need to initiate flirting though. Are you meeting women, hanging out with them platonically for a while and not getting a date out of it, or what's happening?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >My guess is you probably need to initiate flirting though
            I've never gotten anywhere with cold approaches so I stopped doing them. At least with the intention of sleeping with them. I'll still talk to them being friendly

            The only time it ever works is if they give me some kind of sign first or they came to me. Which is infrequent

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I mean even in trying to go from acquaintance to GF. If you never give them a spark nothing ignites. Waiting on women is a losing game, so there's an issue to work on. Of the 4 women I've dated in the last few months, only one was the aggressor(and tbf, we've dated before but she's looking for husband material which is a vibe I give off now, and didn't before I got my shit together) the others I initiated the flirting because otherwise they never will. You don't need to cold approach, but if they never are given to thinking of you in a romantic or sexual way then they will always view you as a friendly guy and nothing more. It doesn't have to be overly aggressive, but you have to bridge the gap, they won't do it for you.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >silly BS that this site focuses on like finding a Virgin
        Cuck

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There should be a sign at every US airport:
    "Welcome to the USA...
    Even Our Asian Chicks Are Fat."

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I dont know what to do about this
    How about taking her off the birth control? It destroys her body and when you eventually do want kids you won't be able to have them.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. The second she gets fat she's gone. Fat people don't get love, that's what I had to learn when I was fat myself.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    my gf made me reject cico.
    I have a feeding fetish and give her only very calorie dense food.
    somehow she lost weight?????
    its fricking terrible bros, idk what to do? should I switch to vegetables instead of cream?
    I want my fricking slam pig and I want it NOW

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hormonal birth control
    It's your failure as a man to let your girlfriend anywhere near that crap. Just fricking wear a rubber

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hormonal birth control

    With israelites you lose. Should have listens to evolution. As far as nature is concerned, you might as well be a HIV positive butt-fricking homosexual.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah. She looks good at her current weight but any more and I would find her less attractive

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate fricking fat b***hes and these landwhales keeps gravitating to me. Frick!

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I told my wife if she ever surpasses a certain weight I divorce her ass

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you want a kid? What the fricks wrong with you homosexual, having children is the ultimate achievement, your genes and wisdom if you have any are carried on.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why don’t you want to waste money and 18 years of your life because NPCs told you so?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nah bro its better to just consoom and then rot away in a nursing home being abused by moronic migrants
        Why are you dogs even trying. Ive heard that doing meth feels very good man. Might want to try that one

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cope from fat gays is unreal.

    >b-but im high test!

    Kys

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >muh 1.8 birt rate is le smart
    Maybe not everything "elites" do is smart like being replaced and abused by double digit iq groids. Also, spending most of your youth "enjoying" life aka consooming and maximizing capital(pro tip: it will never be enough, you see that shit in fricking top earners kek) is just moronic. Sure, make sure your family isnt living paycheck to paycheck but do not fall for the perfect income trick
    >get snipped to enjoy sex without giving the upper hand to a woman
    Ok with that i agree but theres always the chance that the frozen sperm will not make it. Its your choice if you want to gamble

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >theres always the chance that the frozen sperm will not make it.
      Frozen sperm remains viable indefinitely. If you're worried about a power outage and your spunk getting flushed down the toilet you can always have a secondary backup at another sperm bank.

      It just boggles my mind how ISTizens talk about the necessity of becoming an independent free man through discipline and not being overly swayed by our thirst for women - yet in the same breath say we shouldnt think twice about getting locked into an 18+ years commitment to a woman and the offspring one would create with her.

      Even if you're not into the whole childfree life thing can you really deny that getting snipped and keeping sperm in storage is the optimal choice?

      I'm 36. Single. No kids. Had a vasectomy at 26. Women can smell that I cant reproduce. I got laid all the time from 16-26. Barely date at all post vasectomy. I was too young to do something so dumb. Now im broken and old and a reversal costs thousands of dollars. Dont want kids, dont have sex. Also dont decide you dont want kids until you have that conversation with a loving wife.

      Dont be like me

      >Women can smell that I cant reproduce
      Could it be that women who have hit the wall can smell that you are immune to getting baby trapped by them?

      >Don't be like me

      Is your lack of female attention really due to your infertility? Do you literally tell chicks on a first date "by the way - I have a vasectomy"? Something tells me you have other issues at play.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My girlfriend has gained 30lbs this year from hormonal birth control
    Explain this?
    The birth control makes her digest more calories from her food?
    Or are you saying she just ate more?

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rough up both with ease.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Birth control bad. Immediately quit, and you use condoms.

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trying to get the wife into lifting. If she could do it consistently over a few years and put on 20 pounds it would be amazing

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never had a girlfriend if you can imagine something so absurd

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My ex gained 30lbs on birth control. It all went to her breasts and ass. Her waist stayed the same size. Your gf has bad genetics.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Least intelligent
    Often yes, but culture has some play in this too. I spent my entire childhood in the gifted class, got honours in my field. Wife went to university after dropping out of high school to make some money and got low 90s. We're working on the 4th blond/blue eyed kid, and will have at least one more. We're working on setting up a trust to ensure they can succeed in the future.

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >post body progress pics
    >2 days later, ex-gf starts posting body positivity shit after not doing so for over a month
    What the frick is her problem?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares, her turning into a fat piece of shit means you won

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I tried to tell her I still love her in spite of the weight gain, why is she trying to drag me down? Why is that not good enough?

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      hnnng who???????? plap plap plap

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Read homie read

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/KSnih3B.png

      >Oh haha it's cute when girls can eat a lot
      >what's your favourite food?
      >o anon you remembered what a kind surprise!

      picrel is ai of the sister

      https://i.imgur.com/ELFCkzS.jpg

      Yes
      i WILL grab onto her belly during sex though so she must prepare for that.

      https://i.imgur.com/tk0hchS.jpg

      >Are you ok with your girlfriend gaining weight?
      Yes please

      Exception for

      https://i.imgur.com/zdWG6I2.jpg

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >mass reply
    >Y’all realize
    >Reddit opinion

    Why don’t you just go back

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Two evolutionary directives
    >One: survival
    >Two: reproduction
    >Shut down directive two
    >Bodymind attempts to compensate through overindulgence in directive one
    This is inevitably followed by the realization that directive one is pointless without directive two, resulting in catastrophic implosion. Your options are to A) bail immediately so you don't become a casualty or B) convince her to get off birth control. Option A is recommended.

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not okay with my girlfriend being a asiatic

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >alabama
      fricking trash lol, besides their football team.

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I dumped my ex over this and I'm not sad about it, I'm 6'3, in shape, smart, I have a good job, the only thing I asked of her was to stop putting so much food in her mouth and she failed at that, I don't see myself building a family with someone who can't control basic shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Extremely based. Don't settle with a fat frick.

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a 28 year old kissless hugless handholdless dateless virgin who has turned down sex 3-4 times over the course of my life because I never feel good enough about my body nor good enough in general about myself to even allow myself to have sex.

    It's over.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person,
      You turned down sex 4 times
      4
      Fricking
      Times

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hence why it's over. I don't even allow my interactions with women to progress past acquaintance phase for years now because I know it's going to end up with me distancing myself because I never feel good enough.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          So try for a fifth time you fricking whiner
          I haven't had a woman be interested in me since 2017

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's been 2013 for me, so I think it isn't whining at this point.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes it is
              Stop whining
              You're older now and thus have more value
              Fricking whining b***h

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're sounding like a whiny b***h now, ironically.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >says "Black person" for no reason at all
            >wahh why dont women like me

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              pls leave

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hahaha same Situation espec im 20 turning in a few months 21 abd i feel like a frickinh loser

  47. 10 months ago
    Glutes General

    sounds like birth control is the quickest way to have your girl grow breasts and ass

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. I've already told my wife she is only allowed to get bigger with pregnancy but if she stays or gets fat I'm leaving her.

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw the girl I'm crushing on went from sticc to thicc but wears a corset constantly (it fits her style cuz she's goth so no one questions)

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no. once you frick a couple hot girls you will have zero interest in fatties

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's an upgrade

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weight gain is acceptable until you can smell sweaty shit during doggystyle.

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy crap its like two completely different people what a rip off

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just saw my ex and her new bf on the beach. She's gained weight andis fatter than ever. I look better than ever and instead of feeling smug about this, I just feel bad for her. We used to go to the gym together and it feels bad seeing her work all go to waste

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My opinion is that all women need a certain amount of fat to look good. However, they can still look very good with a significant amount of fat.
    However once it starts going to her face it's all ogre. Facial fat erodes a woman's sexual capital almost as hard as being a single mom.

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd welcome it.

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Loose skin that minor usually goes away after some time.

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beautiful dugbu

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gf has been 115kg for 2 years. We can’t do any fit hobbies together and she just spends all her time asleep or on tiktok. I’ve been believing she’ll change for 2 years but so far I’ve seen nothing to actually indicate that’s the case.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mmmm why are you with her? do you love her?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Under all the fat there is a lovely person, her weight is the only real issue in the relationship. I was hoping she’d change but she hasn’t so I might break up with her soon.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Have you ever been honest about her issue?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s fricking shallow. She’ll be better off without you.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I regret saying something about my exes weight so much.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It goes way beyond just how she looks anon. Fatness has a whole heap of things that cause pervasive issues within the relationship. I don’t care that she looks fat, I do care that we can’t do fun things together or that she might pass her eating habits to our potential children. I do care that she could have a heart attack in her 40s and die. And the attitude is a big part of it too. If she was making effort to change then all good, but doing nothing about it except crying probably means she will have the same attitude to all the other problems in her life. And because she doesn’t exercise or eat healthy she has low energy all the time and just sleeps and doesn’t help with the housework.
            Trust me, if it was just a looks thing I could move past it, but it isn’t.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And there are so many issues you just don’t have to consider when you date a fit girl. If you want to go skiing with a fit girl you just go to the mountain and ski. With a fat girl she’s too unfit, she forgot her inhaler, they don’t have rental gear that fits her, and the cold air hurts her lungs. A fit girl gets a cold and gets better in 2 days but your girlfriend somehow turns it into a lung infection and can’t move for a month. Want to go for a scenic walk on holiday? Just forget it. And you have to watch her say all the moronic things about muh genetics and muh slow metabolism.

      Just don’t go there.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Under all the fat there is a lovely person, her weight is the only real issue in the relationship. I was hoping she’d change but she hasn’t so I might break up with her soon.

      Quite literally me as well bro, she has a heart of gold and is ridiculously empathetic but is just insanely fat too.
      I even flat out told her I don't find her physically attractive. Giving her a year to see if she will change and if not, I'm out.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I even flat out told her I don't find her physically attractive
        I can't believe she stayed after that. Mine left for much less. What the frick

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          She has some major self esteem issues but is also actually good with communicating. She can take statements like that and we can talk them out instead of her having a fricking baby whining fit and leaving like 90% of other women would

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mine clearly has deep insecurities too but it didn't stop her from leaving

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I make it clear to every woman that I start dating that I will leave them if they get fat, I always spin it like "staying healthy is an important value to me" but the message is clear. This is easy to do because I would rather be single than be stuck with a fat wife.

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really just depends where. If she's the kind of girl whose breasts balloon up when she gains weight then I'd be feeding her sticks of butter while she sleeps.

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    hnng i love fatties i'm so glad all these drugs make women fatter but i'm not convinced they are just an excuse

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The perfect body goddamn

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stuff her till the clothes look painted on

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want a girl with huge breasts to smother me thats all I ask for

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >with no signs of stopping.
    Excellent.

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lift for fat asians girls

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Delicious but let’s be cereal no one asks this woman to dress grumpy in the modern discourse

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hormonal

    cope. birth control doesnt have calories. she is just confortable with the fact shes a whale. if you complain she'll find a n to pound her down behind your back and if you find out she'll say its because you dont appreciate her. if you dont complain she'll get bigger and bigger. literally just break up

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    From 10/10 to 5/10
    Asians carry weight horribly

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love that white dress with red floral print.

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