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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. It's just oil bro, oil is good for you but there's nothing especially magical about olive oil
    2. Most virgin oil on the market is fake and cut with sneed oils. Ffs don't buy EVOO from a literal snake oil seller.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ngmi

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      SORRY FRICK FACE BUT OUTSIDE OF FAT LAND THERE ARE MANY THAT ARE TESTED MONTHLY TO BE REAL

      TONS OF EVIDENCE SHOWS REAL OLIVE OIL HAVE TONS OF BENEFITS LARD ASS

      BUT KEEP SUCKING THAT MCDONALDS israelite SHIT BACK FATTIE...

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        NOT THE SAME FAT ASS...A LITTLE HIGHER ON SAT FATS AND CHOLESTEROL gay...
        ALSO NOT CHEAPER THAN OLIVE OIL c**t..

        I LIKE IT THOUGH. COOKS HARD.

        oops sowwy I forgot to turn my caps lock off ꘎━━━━━꘎

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cheap olive oil is fake. I am sure Bryan Johnson is not shoving cheap seed oils in an output of his life's work.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just don’t buy evoo from europe, europe is a literal shithole do not listen to left wing memes. Get a nice californian product.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only virgin in my household is me

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes, i order it direct from an award winning olive oil producer in greece

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Greek farmchad here, I have ~600 litres of this sitting in inox containers rn. How do I find amerifats to sell it to do the needful sirs help a homie out

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats like one pallet, not worth carting across the atlantic. Sell it to amerifat and europoor tourists at an insane mark up, just put it in cool tin containers and give it artsy sounding name like Platonus Olivus Anus

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure you have some extended family in america running a shady import/export business

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never mind me just having the same fatty acid content for quarter of the price

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOT THE SAME FAT ASS...A LITTLE HIGHER ON SAT FATS AND CHOLESTEROL gay...
      ALSO NOT CHEAPER THAN OLIVE OIL c**t..

      I LIKE IT THOUGH. COOKS HARD.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Omega 6 ratio plus toxins from GMO corn and s o y fed ducks. I'll pass. I stick with grass fed beef tallow doubles as face hydration cream.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Duck fat is the most delicious fat.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just get coconut oil or tallow.
    Olive oil is waaaay too easy fo fake.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the avocado oil spray

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry chud, you can't just add 'maxxing' to every word or phrase. It doesn't work like that.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      go back to plebbit

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Q, ask them if it's still extra virgin if you use it to jack off."

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to take two tbsp before going to sleep to powershitmaxx in the mornings and because it has lots of good fats, but now i find its less caloric and more convenient to just swallow two caps of fish oil daily (i found a trademark that is not rancid and is really cheap) and using the laxatives superpowers of a large cup of black coffee in the morning. Also, fricking olive oil is now like 15 fricking euros where i live and its not even in a glass bottle but the "cheap" one in plastic bottled cancer format. I hate socialists so fricking much.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >two caps of fish oil
      Just eat deenz?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I eat them too but they are more expensive. Deenz are like 3 euros a two cans and 60 caps of fish oil (you are supposed to take one a day) are 5 euros. For that price i can drown myself on roasted chicken which is cheaper and has more protein and still get the fish oil intake right. Deenz in olive oil are delicious too and mussels too

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the actual proof that sneed oils are bad for you. On paper canola should be "healhier" for you, no?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      linoleic acid oxidizes quickly in your body and release toxins in the process. with how much of it there is, your body will use it to create cell walls for your cells and mitochondria. Since it will oxidize quickly your cells and mitochondria will break down faster leaving you feeling bad and without energy.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait til you find out how chemically similar linoleic acid is to lipid peroxide tbh. Wait til you find out animals create peroxide in their bodies (evolved to combat extreme levels of pathogens) and it has the same affect as consuming hydrogen peroxide destroying dna and drastically shortening life span

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do i animal peroxidemaxx

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You consume seed oils, that other poster was wrong, seed oils literally become peroxide in the body

            https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lipid_peroxidation

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >willingly putting additional fat into your body
    ngmi

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >amerifats have to pay SIXTY fricking dollars for 1.5L of Extra Virgin olive oil

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're putting the SQUEEZE on these olives

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    40 buckabuckoos for a liter of oil?
    Jesus fricking Christ, I thought that it was getting expensive here, but it's still at 10-12 euros per liter, straight from the olive farm.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >60 dollars for 1.5L of olive oil
    Holy shit.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doesnt have a single one of the many EVOO certifications
    i like bryan but not a good look, especially with that price
    im good

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's that 18 year old I was telling you about

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m 90% sure Bryan sits in his office and makes posts about himself throughout the day

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >americans thinking that olives are SEEDS
    Lmfao to the current state of the american education system

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek is that real. his little blue package for $300 or whatever didn't take off, so now he's trying to sell this to the poors who want to be healthy.

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