As you all know, keto causes hairloss, damages your skin, messed with your testosterone production, and causes dehydration.

As you all know, keto causes hairloss, damages your skin, messed with your testosterone production, and causes dehydration. What is the best way to do keto without the side effects?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I look like this.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You still got your peen or nah?

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, a woman suitable for my Aryan seed

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon doesnt know

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    only the dehydration part of that is true, and you just drink more water

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Ketobald

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The dehydration part is the wrongest of all since mitochondria produce twice the amount of metabolic water from processing fat than carbs.
      If you are having dehydration issues on a no carb diet you are either not fat adapted yet, have damaged mitochondria, or lack proper sunlight exposure; or all 3.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick off vegan schizo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody mentioned vegans and you are calling people a "schizo". Are you perhaps one of billions who have suffered from schizophrenia that was directly caused by keto? It happened to me too my fellow keto sister. Keto schizophrenia awareness brother.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    All large deficits or fasts do this. It's a byproduct of stress hormones and being an impatient little shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ~~*they*~~ want you to think exactly this. Thanks Dr. (chiropractor) Steiner Goldstein (MD)

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had literally none of those things when I was on keto. I shudder to say this but the best place for info on how to do keto is the reddit faq. I always recommended it to my patients who were interested in keto if you follow it to a T you’ll be fine.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My hairline stopped receding after I stopped eating c*rbs
    Only c*rbs I consume is like a teaspoon of raw honey every day.
    I turn 30 in 4 months, both of my younger brothers and all of my male cousins are suffering from noticeable balding. I’m the only one with a full head of hair.
    Carbs cause hair loss and ruin your body.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Shekelberg Cashstein

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshit

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a fetish for readheads but haven't ever dated one before, someone give me a QRD

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're great in literally every regard

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok cool i'm looking forward to putting 8 babies in one

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aren’t they soulless

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very hairy, that might be a plus if you're into that.

      Aren’t they soulless

      all women are.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carbs are not actually bad, it's too much of anything that is bad for you and the conventional western diet is full of too many refined and poor quality carbs and goyslop. Humans are ment to eat mostly fat and proteins and a few carbs, not the other way around. But keto is a restrictive diet and it's only meant to be kept for a time, in the long run it will frick your liver up.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You live in a world where reality doesn't matter, so eat the space between the prongs of your fork. The whitespace diet. Why not? If it feeds your arrogance, it may as well feed your stomach.

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