jesus christ just shave it at this point.
any honorable barber should be straight up honest with clients instead of doing these lame cope haircuts. shit is embarrassing.
Why is this whole board full of insecure homosexuals discussing haircuts, money, girls, womens opinions, motorvehicles, skincare and other accessories to homosexualry ?
>motor vehicles
Let me ask you a simple question my little celibate friend. Why do you lift? >hurrr for myself
No you don't >durrr to get stronger
Ok why do you want to get stronger? >herp derp for health
homie bench press/deadlift is not "healthy"
What is REALLY boils down to is you are lifting to compete with other males to be the Top Dog. So you literally bust ass for an hour in the gym, 5+ days a week yet you roll around in a little b***h ass Corolla/Camry/Accord/BRZ? LMAO yeah real "Top Dog" shit huh?
Back in reality, people judge you based on your car. Let's be real, you don't look like you lift with a shirt on. So when you step out of your little b***h ass normie car you look like another average Joe. But when I step out of my frickin 526 horsepower Shelby® GT350 that people can hear me in from a mile away, people immediately associate me with elevated status. It's basically walking around like I'm constantly pressing 3pl8.
Go to the grocery store? Top Dog
Go to the movies? Top Dog
Go to the bar? Top Dog
Everywhere I roll up to I'm Top Dog. You? Lmao yeah even if you can bench 3pl8 nobody really cares. Your car speaks volumes about you. Expensive car = high income = high value human. You can cope all you want about "financing" but literally nobody who makes under $100k/year is getting financing for a $70k car, period. $100k/year is the MIMIMUM for being a decent human being, period. >hurr durr you only make $100k and drive a $70k vehicle durrr
Kys moron, I personally gross ab $150k/ year
>they hump your arms the whole time >use buzzers like theyre planing a fricking door >play obnoxious Black person music thats not really that good >gossip more then the c**ts on the view >ask for tips after paying the asking price >are likely junkies >brag about the job they do the whole time you get cut
pros and cons of american female hairdressers
pros >breasts rub on you while getting cut > get a hot chick to cut you > dont have to strike up too much convo > they have their asking price set where they dont demand tips or guilt trip you into giving them one >no Black person music either silence or pleasant easy listening tunes >they offer pampering services like washing hair, pedicures, and rub your neck with hot towels (again set their prices and dont guilt trip for tips) >more classy and professional when they speak
Cons >you feel a tiny bit out of place being the only guy there until another guys shows up
please tell me why american males actually prefer male barbers
You are correct about the women pros but men do not hump. I am handsome so they all turn their heads after seeing me and hear my deep Bing Crosby voice.
I went to a guy barber once and he ranked of weed the whole time and cut my hair way shorter than I asked. I told him it looked good "eh, yeah... looks good..." and he was like "damn straight you better come back if you want it looking that fly all the time."
you shouldnt be asking your barber to do anything when you're at a norwood 4. poor guy was basically forced to play along with your larp. shouldve taken finasteride bro
But honestly OP, if this is not bait you may give consideration to shaving it all off. Being bald is not the end of the world.
I think it's more respectable than a combover or a just frick my shit up cut.
One side is faded kind of the other isn't BAKA!
You look extremely Finnish
looks more Swedish to me
Looks Russian more even more albino
How bout I Finnish in your ass, buddy?
that haircut doesn't looked Finnished at all
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHWHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHWHAHWHWHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJJAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHSHHAHAHAHAHAHHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHSHSHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHHAHAHAHSHSHAHHAHSHSHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHAHSHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHSHSHAHHAHAHSHSHSHHSHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHWH HahahahhahahahaahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHHAHAHSHSHAHAHHAHAHSHAHSHAHAHHAHAHSHAHHSHSGAHAHHAGAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAGAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHABSBAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAJHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHABAHAHABABHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
You look like you would be really hot if you shaved that shit off. Murder whoever did that.
bruh
its faded properly, youre just balding, the haircut would be 10/10 if you werent balding bro
jesus christ just shave it at this point.
any honorable barber should be straight up honest with clients instead of doing these lame cope haircuts. shit is embarrassing.
Holy frick bro, just have a nice day
the top is faded lel
Hehehe
god be with you Henry
I'm honored that a knight such as yourself has taken interest in me
I hate fricking clipper haircuts
Scissor cuts for life.
No once you get to that level of Norwood you have to fade it up with a really tight buzz to a no-guard on the top.
Why is this whole board full of insecure homosexuals discussing haircuts, money, girls, womens opinions, motorvehicles, skincare and other accessories to homosexualry ?
welcome to t'internet
feel free to drop a gem in the 'log
welcome to gymcel general, the blue board version of /LULZ/
>motor vehicles
Let me ask you a simple question my little celibate friend. Why do you lift?
>hurrr for myself
No you don't
>durrr to get stronger
Ok why do you want to get stronger?
>herp derp for health
homie bench press/deadlift is not "healthy"
What is REALLY boils down to is you are lifting to compete with other males to be the Top Dog. So you literally bust ass for an hour in the gym, 5+ days a week yet you roll around in a little b***h ass Corolla/Camry/Accord/BRZ? LMAO yeah real "Top Dog" shit huh?
Back in reality, people judge you based on your car. Let's be real, you don't look like you lift with a shirt on. So when you step out of your little b***h ass normie car you look like another average Joe. But when I step out of my frickin 526 horsepower Shelby® GT350 that people can hear me in from a mile away, people immediately associate me with elevated status. It's basically walking around like I'm constantly pressing 3pl8.
Go to the grocery store? Top Dog
Go to the movies? Top Dog
Go to the bar? Top Dog
Everywhere I roll up to I'm Top Dog. You? Lmao yeah even if you can bench 3pl8 nobody really cares. Your car speaks volumes about you. Expensive car = high income = high value human. You can cope all you want about "financing" but literally nobody who makes under $100k/year is getting financing for a $70k car, period. $100k/year is the MIMIMUM for being a decent human being, period.
>hurr durr you only make $100k and drive a $70k vehicle durrr
Kys moron, I personally gross ab $150k/ year
tldr
>driving a Cobra
at what point did you tell your family that you're gay?
t. bustider
Cope harder
Literally who?
superman looking homie you made it
Must cuddle.
God youre so fricking annoying. Cant go a single frickin day without seeing these homosexuals pics. Youre mentally ill
Damn bro, you got the ~BIG MAD~. Here's some reading material that might help you chill out. I come clean ITT
Nuked from orbit
Narrow b***h ass shoulders. Lol. Natty for that? Sad!
Sorry, i don't speak Andrew Tate worshiper. This is a board for discussing fitness. Frick off
Youre the most hated homosexual on IST pls kys dyel Black person
Wtf is this biceps? I have not been lifting more months and I have more, LMAO.
Shut the frick up
Do you just sit like a statue until it's done? I just ask if he can cut a little more if I'm not satisfied yet
The hairdresser was embarrassed cutting that balding head so they just half assed it
he's not even balding that's a mature hairline
The funny thing is the fintards here don't understand this is the hair that makes young women trigger their daddy complex.
Is that what you tell yourself man?
bro i'd frick my barber up if he did that to me
oh its fading alright
why the FRICK would you get a fade if you are balding? Fades should accentuate thick hair, not this Norwood catastrophe
you look like you just arrived in argentina from germany
Pros and con of american male barbers
pro
>get to watch tv while waiting
cons
>they hump your arms the whole time
>use buzzers like theyre planing a fricking door
>play obnoxious Black person music thats not really that good
>gossip more then the c**ts on the view
>ask for tips after paying the asking price
>are likely junkies
>brag about the job they do the whole time you get cut
pros and cons of american female hairdressers
pros
>breasts rub on you while getting cut
> get a hot chick to cut you
> dont have to strike up too much convo
> they have their asking price set where they dont demand tips or guilt trip you into giving them one
>no Black person music either silence or pleasant easy listening tunes
>they offer pampering services like washing hair, pedicures, and rub your neck with hot towels (again set their prices and dont guilt trip for tips)
>more classy and professional when they speak
Cons
>you feel a tiny bit out of place being the only guy there until another guys shows up
please tell me why american males actually prefer male barbers
You are correct about the women pros but men do not hump. I am handsome so they all turn their heads after seeing me and hear my deep Bing Crosby voice.
bro the hump the fricking chairs trust me im there when it happens
I went to a guy barber once and he ranked of weed the whole time and cut my hair way shorter than I asked. I told him it looked good "eh, yeah... looks good..." and he was like "damn straight you better come back if you want it looking that fly all the time."
oh forgot that male barbers always ask for cash like fricking panhandlers
at least you dont need to make extra trips to atms to get cut with female establishments
KWAB
Oh shit what's up Jim Gaffigan?
You need to diet though homie
>contractually obliged to eat one hot pocket per set
>8000 sets per year
pretty impresed for you to post that pic here of all places
Go back to blebbit
I thought he was black from the catalog
that prognathism
Ngl it's sort of bussin
>tfw I never look good with a fresh haircut
I just want to be fresh, guys...
I refuse to believe someone didn't do this as a joke, maybe a prank or something like that.
>just frick my shit up senpai
>feels like a reddit post
>reverse image search it
>it's reddit
Lmao more like fade to black
haha, pic rel
you shouldnt be asking your barber to do anything when you're at a norwood 4. poor guy was basically forced to play along with your larp. shouldve taken finasteride bro
But honestly OP, if this is not bait you may give consideration to shaving it all off. Being bald is not the end of the world.
I think it's more respectable than a combover or a just frick my shit up cut.