>at gym
>take swig of my 5 litre bottle that I put lemon wedges in
>zoomer walking by goes "lil bro is HYDRATED fr"
How was I supposed to respond to this?
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>at gym. >take swig of my 5 litre bottle that I put lemon wedges in
"Type shit, homie"
I don't care about your wiener
Spit lemon juice at him
>he walks around with a 5L bottle
What's wrong with a 5litre jug? I don't own any water bottles so I just bring my 5litre which I keep in my room
Nothing's wrong. They're just jelly of your proper hidration Own it. Drink water.
just show that you visibly cringed with ur facial expression, usually makes them look away shamefully
you just say "for real for real" back at him.
>be me walking through gym
>see some homosexual with a hoofie covering his head drinking from a 5L jug
>pepe shirt
>keeps looking at the ground and muttering something about his waifu and 'papa adolf'
>talk like a zoomer to frick with him
>he shits his pants
>be me lifting in gym
>see DYEL gay looking at me
>put on my Pepe hoodie and mumble about hitler to frick with him
>he talks like a zoomer to frick with me
>post about him on website I saw on his phone to frick with him
>he responds
>responding to him
Hey zoom zoom you wanna meet up in the showers later? 😉
>be me
>gym staff
>dont even lift just good genetics, chicks be morons
>go to mop the locker room
>see a 5L water bottle that smells of lemons?
>hear plap plap plap noise
>investigate
>zoomer with broccoli assassin haircut getting railed by fat dude in a pepe shirt
I hate my job
plot twist, you were looking in the mirror
"gonna skibidi at the stall later, see you there"
I would nod, or squint my eyes at him. Or ignore it.
“Hell Yeah Bro”
It’s pretty much the correct response for ANY gym interaction.
you weren't
he fricked owned you
only tryhard losers walk around with 5L water bottles
pretend you didnt hear him. it makes normies seethe when you ignore them.
You got fricking mogged tranime poster
>It's got electrolytes
>How was I supposed to respond to this?
"fr fr no cap"
Idk that shit would irritate the frick outta me though. "Bro lifting weights fr fr" "Bro taking a nice shit frfr no cap"
The zoomer was paying respect
Zoomers don't do gay little passive aggressive things in public, only online
He probably posted in his discord group after seeing you "remember to stay hydrated bros frfr lil broat the gymgave me an indirect hydration check no cap"
a simple "you know it" would've been enough to be neutral
This young fella probably lives with a single mother and has had minimal positive adult male interaction. This is how he is attempting to communicate that he respects you
>Lil bro
Wait nvm I just noticed that part he was dabbing on you no cap
ON CAP Black person SHEEEEEEEESH I BE TAPPED IN Black person
You don't. Zoomers are the most narcissistic generation yet and they get off of reactions. Ignoring them is the best thing you can do, often times they'll double down to try and get a reaction. It's mindless tiktok verbal stimming
Bump
he was mocking your oversized wate bottle mildly. doing nothing is just fine.
>picrel
Damn, bro IS hydrated frfr
Haymaker.