Athletic Greens AG1

What is the story on this mystery goop from New Zealand that is promoted by a lot of high profile podcasts and internet influencers? It doesn't even have a wikipedia page. Who owns this company?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just an expensive multivitamin blend drink. It seems like it isn't super expensive to produce and even with the bulkier subscription it's still something like $80 per month for a single person's daily doses. I've heard that it's decent if you aren't worried about the money, but you could also just do a better job of eating a decent diet and supplementing with a cheap multivitamin or standard inexpensive supps as needed.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My question is why is the "fitness" industry targeted by so many scams? Is it solely populated by vain stupid people who won't read or eat vegetables?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you read a vegetable?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can you link me to the reddit style guide for comma usage? I really don't know how to use them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      because fitness is one of the rare things that requires 100% 24/7 focus. Unlike playing the violin or cooking where you just do it for an hour or two everyday being healthy requires you to sleep well, hydrate, eat, workout, do cardio, be mentally healthy, cognitive health, and a lot more. Any snake oil that can give people an easier time being healthy will be successful.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like horse shit considering the comorbidity with alcoholism.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fitness is simple but hard. Everyone knows what he should do.
      So he substitutes simple by complex and thinks now he can go easy.
      He ends up buying every meme stuff and don’t make any progress.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      someone on goytube already did a breakdown on AG1, it's severely underdosed for what you get. Influencers peddle it because of the significant commissions they get because of the fact it's cheap to produce, sold at a premium because influencers market it to stupid goys so the margins are fat as hell.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      don’t forget to read your veggie tales lil homies

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You say this like every industry ever doesn't sell snake oil. The economy revolves around advertisements for fake bullshit. Fitness is not unique.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Who owns this company
    Chris "Kiwi" Ashenden. Do you even ozone therapy, bro?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    $99 for 30 servings of drinkable dust. It might be catnip.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow they are on the stock exchange but don't have a wiki entry.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Basically just buy a jug of Suja or whole ginger at Sam's Club and youll get this meme powder for a quarter of the price.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      should I add that to my post workout or pre?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        post like a man

        post day that is last or first meal

  8. 2 months ago
    I ignore women

    buy an ad

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you really want to slop, at least dont get robbed
    create your own, main ingredient is spirula anyways, add some magnesium powder and some herbs (moringa powder) etc.
    add some electrolytes, fill up with water and you will have ~80-90% of the benefits (with way higher dosages than AG1) with a fracture of the cost
    i just got sick of chugging half a liter each morning, as i am not a breakfast kind of guy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spirula
      >memeinga
      >fracture of the cost
      >i
      suicide is down the hall, to the left

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mindless morons are spending 30 cents per gram for a low quality multivitamin mixed with cheap spirulina that was grown as cattle feed in india but re-purposed for human consumption with minuscule amounts of other herbal extracts thrown in to pad the label and tossed into a nicely designed blue and green bag so that disgusting mindless ugly shits that have nothing left in life but to stuff their faces can pretend they don't live the disgusting sad lives they do.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >disgusting mindless ugly shits that have nothing left in life but to stuff their faces can pretend they don't live the disgusting sad lives they do.
      I mean yeah this is why I take supplements

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just pay even the slightest attention to your diet and you'll hit your daily requirements with ease.
    Look at some of the ingredients in their formula and you'll see vitamins that are no more bioavailable than those in a shitty chinese multi-vit, you're literally pissing away money with this.
    Things like spirulina are good for you, but ffs find a better source than the cheapest dried powder, swept off the factory floor.
    Just know that if you're taking this then you fell for the influencer psyop, and you probably feel better for taking something which your favourite podcaster espoused as "the perfect health product", rather than from having gained any nutritional benefit.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i used a simmilar product in 2016
    it tasted like ass but i liked its idea

    it fills a needed gap in market i like it

    even if its 10% as effective as it says
    its doing 100% moore^4 times easier than an alternative

    >that does not exist

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't take a big brain to see how much of a scam this stuff is

    just take a multivitamin

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't take a big brain to see how much of a scam this stuff is

      just eat a balanced diet

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        doesn't take a big brain to see how much of a scam this stuff is

        just eat calories

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their ads feature implied miscegenation so I will never purchase it.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sam Hyde made fun of AG1 in one of his YouTube shorts and that's all the advertising I need to never touch this shit lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >influencer influenced me
      How does it feel being a Sheep?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    eat some dark green leaf stuff instead of chugging this

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