I like to imagine I'm the village hero performing feats of strength around the village bonfire while my tribe is cheering me on and celebrating
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Autistic shit you do while lifting
I like to imagine I'm the village hero performing feats of strength around the village bonfire while my tribe is cheering me on and celebrating
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I like to imagine im fricking OPs wife while he performs like a circus monkey for his village
I think about how many people I could hurt with the muscles im building
I do something similar, only I imagine I am Conan the barbarian training to slay my enemies and take a Haram of sex slaves for myself.
During rest times:
I stare at the floor,
I pace around the gym,
I look at my feet in the mirror so I'm not thought of as staring at others,
I watch the rest timer countdown,
I jiggle my hands in time with the music I'm listening to.
I'm autistic as shit.
All of these except the music thing. I don't really notice the music unless it's Rammstein or Body Count's cop killer (srsly the owner loves that song).
>jiggle hands
Not as autistic as chatting teeth to music. Get off my board, normie.
I larp as an orc training to become warchief. Need to become big and strong to kill other orcs and rape virgin elf waifus
I think about my grandfather fighting in WWII and how he would think I was a b***h for not being able to lift a stupid weight
fought in WWII
get off the internet old man
My grandpa also fought in WW2, but that old man kept my gran preggo till his legs gave out and my mom was one of the later children, he also died like 2 decades ago when I was little
Dude was a bad ass, floated around the south pacific for a few days after his ship got kamikazed, eventually died later in life from circulatory issues caused by having his legs in cold water for that long, damn tojos
damn. my great grandfather was a World War II veteran who had his shins shot out by a jap's light machine gun in combat and later had his feet attached to his knees as a result
I am an 01 zoomer and my grandpa was old enough to have fought in WWII
I breathe deeply in between sets, using my mind-body connection to send the breath through my lungs, heart and blood into the muscles so that they heal
I imagine different things during my sets. Last time I imagined the weight was someone I had a personal relationship with and had a panoply of emotions towards it. Like, "you don't think I can lift you? Just watch me!" And "God I love you so much, our struggle makes my life meaningful".
Then when I am done, I have my post-workout shake and lie down to imagine it sending vital proteins into the muscles, giving them amino acids they can use for cell replication and contributing to peak muscle growth
I am schizophrenic
I do doom guy wall humping noises with each rep. It motivates myself. Remembers me of the times i was a kid and my dad would play doom with me. At that time i thought doom guys face resembled my own dad.
Real one s dance in between sets
i have a memory and it is nearly always one of regret, shame or embarassment. i think about how I'll never feel any real happiness or form any good memories as you can't really form meaningful memories without someone to share them with.
>you can't really form meaningful memories without someone to share them with
That's just false, learn to live for yourself and not other people anon.
it's not false. i have memories of doing lots of things like big hikes through beautiful parts of the world, days into wilderness few humans will experience. but they're all things i could only really enjoy in the moment. i don't know how to explain it but you will realise one day the nost meaningful memories we have are ones that you share with someone, the more intimate or plutonic, the more valuable. i don't have any though apart from ones from my childhood. live for yourself stuff is modern cope.
All memories are meaningful, don't be a little b***h
>all memories are meaningful
no they aren't
>Autistic shit you do while lifting
during rest between sets I zone out and relive memories
sometimes good ones tied to regret, sometimes pure cringe, and both always end in me silently mouthing pic related
similar to you anon i guess
To this day I still think of the first time my ex called me buff during sex during particularly hard sets
aw hell nah big stiffy was forced to reconcile with his selfish actions and battle through a personification of his own trauma
I pretend a I'm training to be an adventurer. Climbing ropes, pullups, stair masters, sprints.
What are some other adventurer themed exercises I can do?
I already do Archery, how do I train swordfighting?
Fencing clubs and HEMA. fencing has more qts but is definitely gayer, whereas HEMA mogs fencers but is full of chuds and spergs
I squat like a slav for extended periods of time and then bounce like a frog. I then do the jankiest ballistic stretching and geekiest dance moves. Ah warmed up and self chiropracted.
I second the squat sitting.
I’m always cheerful af in the gym to the point it looks autistic.
>Pushing hard during my weekly run
>At the end of my workout, kind of gassed
>Get an idea
>Play green hill zone [BASS BOOSTED] at max volume
>Autistic smile from ear to ear
>Sprinting full tilt
>Runners high blasts my body
>I'm floating
>Laughing uncontrollably
>tears of joy streaming down my face
idc if I scare the cardiobunnies at the track I'm fricking stimming
Watch mike tyson edits
Listen to pop girl songs
Say under the breath "yeah buddy" to myself
for me it's more common when running, I imagine I'm a protagonist fighting the most vicious battle ever. whether I'm winning, losing, or running depends on the song at the moment. especially autistic cuz I'm on a treadmill at the gym mouthing lyrics with an angry face
I work in between sets (CPA & Homegym).
I make whale noises.
i imagine i am my favorite animu character in a training montage
I make the same grunting and huffing noises as Sam Sulek. I just think they're funny.
I do drop sets of front db raise and on the last two reps I shout heil hitler
>on a rowing machine
>imagine myself as an athenian/viking soldier depending on how i'm feeling
I find that the rowing machine is the easiest to larp with
That actually sounds pretty cool
Imagine the mirrors are one-way glass and behind them are German scientists presenting their perfect vril-enriched aryan specimen to the führer
>Autistic shit you do while lifting
I awkwardly look at my phone between sets
I imagine 3 Black folk harassing a group of kids. Grabbing a vodka bottle from the trash can and shatter it, so I have some sharp weapon, then killing one Black person with a strike on his neck, blood squirting on all of us, wounding another, but not hard enough. One Black person holds me while the other beats me, but people around who were scared to act, now join in and we beat both Black folk and then impale them on a stick like our ancestors did to our enemies, then starting a revolution as a video of this incident spreads on the internet and sparks a growing hate to ferals into full rage, cleansing our home from the Black folks