Autophagy is such a meme lmao

Autophagy is such a meme lmao
So I could go 7 days without eating a thing but having a cup of coffee WITH sugar once a day will magically break fast due to insulin spike or whatever and I won't be losing weight lmao

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CICO still applies, you fricking dumb moron.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No it isn’t. A calorie isn’t a calorie and there is no such thing as “calorie out”.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't
      Calories are a meme
      It got implemented in the military so the government could get off by giving soldiers less rations than usual, it got popularized amongst citizens after the first world war, I'm sure you can guess the reason why.
      What is a calorie ?
      >a unit of energy, often used to express the nutritional value of foods, equivalent to the heat energy needed to raise the temperature of 1 kilogram of water by 1 °
      Calories can never be applied to the human diet because you aren't a fricking boiler.
      >but CICO worked for me ! Just eat less calories !
      By lowering amount of calories you take you lowered amount of mass you take, CICO only "works" if you stick to the same diet and keep lowering down which just results in less mass intake.
      CICO subreddit is a the most hilarious compilation of failures and surprised weight gains on the internet, go check it out. Even when presented with personal experience that their diet does not work, these morons still go thru mental gymnastics to rationalize their cult.
      It's possible to lose weight on CICO if you increase the amount of calories but reduce the amount of mass gained, that is to switch to food that is high in calories but eat less of it than low caloric foods. This all works vice versa, because CICO is a laughable mental moronation.
      Quick npc check : Gram of uranium has 20 billion calories, how much WEIGHT would you gain from eating one GRAM of uranium ?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Gram of uranium has 20 billion calories
        new bulking diet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't matter, still works.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Textbook example on how to grift morons.

          He's right, you're wrong.

          Source: Obesity crisis since we introduced CICO world wide after WW1. In fact, CICO was invented by the puritan freak Atwater in the first place because he was of the opinion that late 19th century people were too fat.

          So, yes, CICO caused the obesity crisis. Until you can free yourself of it, you will never be happy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, so give me something that works then, homosexual.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lift

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Want to get bigger ?
              Eat more lift more
              Want to get slimmer ?
              Eat less lift more
              Counting calories is a mental illness

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Eat more lift more
                >Eat less lift more
                OK but how do I measure my food? Should I be weighing it? I've noticed that I can buy 5lbs of potatoes and vegetable oil for dirt cheap compared to 5lbs of meat.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Look yourself in the mirror and weight yourself
                Want to lose weight ?
                Eat less lift more
                Doesn't work ?
                Eat lesser lift morer
                This is the same principle CICO trannies use but without all the autistic moronation

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Eat lesser lift morer
                Okay, but how do you define more or less food? You've got to measure it somehow, no? Otherwise you can't know if it's more or less.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you moronic ?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Textbook example on how to grift morons.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >because you aren't a fricking boiler
        Yes you are, midwit. You have absolutely no clue what you're talking about.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gram of uranium has 20 billion calories, how much WEIGHT would you gain from eating one GRAM of uranium ?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao CICO trannies are so moronic they can't answer kilogram of feathers vs kilogram of steel type question

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hopefully a lot. I'm gonna try it for my next bulk.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uranium has 0 calories in it. The term calories, when used with food, means bioavailable energy. And yes, a calorie is a calorie is a calorie. There are hundreds of carbs, lipids, and proteins, each that affect your body a little differently. Rather than try to keep track of when you'd gain more weight eating 50g of fructose versus 20g of cholesterol, it's easier to just convert everything down to its caloric value and use it as a rough estimate.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The term calories, when used with food, means bioavailable energy.
          Lmao.
          No.
          The definition is already posted here

          https://i.imgur.com/kHZMHPW.jpeg

          It doesn't
          Calories are a meme
          It got implemented in the military so the government could get off by giving soldiers less rations than usual, it got popularized amongst citizens after the first world war, I'm sure you can guess the reason why.
          What is a calorie ?
          >a unit of energy, often used to express the nutritional value of foods, equivalent to the heat energy needed to raise the temperature of 1 kilogram of water by 1 °
          Calories can never be applied to the human diet because you aren't a fricking boiler.
          >but CICO worked for me ! Just eat less calories !
          By lowering amount of calories you take you lowered amount of mass you take, CICO only "works" if you stick to the same diet and keep lowering down which just results in less mass intake.
          CICO subreddit is a the most hilarious compilation of failures and surprised weight gains on the internet, go check it out. Even when presented with personal experience that their diet does not work, these morons still go thru mental gymnastics to rationalize their cult.
          It's possible to lose weight on CICO if you increase the amount of calories but reduce the amount of mass gained, that is to switch to food that is high in calories but eat less of it than low caloric foods. This all works vice versa, because CICO is a laughable mental moronation.
          Quick NPC check : Gram of uranium has 20 billion calories, how much WEIGHT would you gain from eating one GRAM of uranium ?

          >Uranium has 0 calories in it.
          Lol, nope

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What carbs, fats or proteins are in uranium? It's a rock. You could eat it, then you'd poop it out and get nothing from it. It's zero calories of food.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              do you think your uranium poop would be a glowing green color?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Uranium is the color of metal, so it'd look like metal.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              My man you literally don't fricking know what the definition of the word calorie is stop talking lmfao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >convert everything down to its caloric value
          Protein unless you overeat is not converted to glucose in order to be oxidized for atp. So why do CICO tards include protein's supposed calories in their total daily allowance?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, I'll bite. Let me just google it for you.

          Seems you're both right simultaneously.
          The definition of a calorie has come to mean a unit of heat in relation to oxidation (rather, using the food)
          That means that you should be able to measure how much fat burning you have going by the heat you're emitting. Unfortunately, that doesn't explain things very well, since heat energy and mass aren't equivalent and calories don't have mass.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Which would make it impossible to determine how much heat energy you're emitting versus absorbing in regards to exact mass loss. Mass measuring is superior in all ways.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the 'caloric' value of food is determined by 1b, which is not equivalent to the energy available to the human metabolic system. Furthermore, the caloric value of food on labels is allowed to be out by 20% either way.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >there is inherent uncertainty built into all of the arbitrary metrics we use to measure reality
              >so let's not even try to measure it
              moron moment

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >inherent uncertainty built into all of the arbitrary metrics
                Nope. Only when it comes to calories. Keep coping
                Any other metric being this off would be discarded as trash but calories get a pass, take a wild guess why

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Any other metric being this off would be discarded as trash but calories get a pass, take a wild guess why
                Look up the acceptable error margins used in all virtually of statistics. Statistics with large error margins nevertheless produce useful, testable predictions.
                If you use mass of macronutrients as your metric, you're simply choosing a different unit for your uncertainty. The error margin permitted for foods is mostly due to expected and normal variations in the exact mass and composition of the finished product.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lol nope
                One gram is one gram everywhere in the world
                >If you use mass of macronutrients as your metric, you're simply choosing a different unit for your uncertainty.
                One gram is one gram, sorry but there isn't any uncertainty here. Maybe you should start using a metric that isn't arbitrary bullshit which applies to water boilers, not human bodies

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >One gram is one gram everywhere in the world
                Sure, but the same food packages that are permitted a margin of error for calorie value are permitted a similar margin of error for the mass of their contents.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >permitted a similar margin of error for the mass of their contents.
                Lol, factually wrong.
                If you buy 100g of anything and the product has 20% less, you can literally sue.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, and?
                In one study of packaged foods in the UK, over 80% of items tested had a margin of error below 20%.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Consider a packaged pasta meal of 300g.
                The meal contains meat, cheese, pasta and fats. Even when every package contains exactly 300g of food, there will be minor variations in the distribution of each ingredient. Some will have a touch more cheese, some will have a little more meat, some will have a little more sauce.
                No matter if you're counting grams of macros or counting calories, there will be a margin of error either way.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just remember guys, this jackass is the kind of person giving out advice on /fit. Be careful what you believe.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          7th post in a row seething about based poster but noone has refuted him
          >no you are ... le meanie
          This is the peak of CICO troony argumentation

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I won't be losing weight lmao
    That’s not what it means at all moron.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you want to be an autohomosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Self sucking is the first step to self sufficiency and financial independence anon

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >magically break fast due to insulin spike or whatever and I won't be losing weight lmao
    autophagy is not about losing weight, you're just saying that either because you're listening to ketoschizos on israelitetube or because you're flat out moronic, and yes insulin activity and autophagy processes are inversely related because of very easy to understand evolutionary reasons.
    >fast
    autophagy happens also in non fasted conditions
    get a grip and stop saying shit on the internet just because you have nothing to do, you're not special.
    frick off my board.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >very easy to understand evolutionary reasons.
      And what are they, moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tell me stuff you paid for and spent effort to understand over years of studiyng
        ggrks gay, or get a degree before saying shit you know nothing about.
        not here to spoonfeed you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          good job pwning that guy, anon.
          i totally believe you know everything you claim to know and i am impressed.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wow you spent 4 years sitting down? Where can I contact you for a high paying job???

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            8, Black person, not your amerijeet tier educashiun, also someone else already did

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Damn bro got high school education

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >because you're listening to ketoschizos
      Moxyte detected, opinion discarded.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm literally on carnivore which is keto beside the fact that if you have enough proteins in one meal you trigger a bump in insulin (not a spike) and get gluconeogenesis going which counters the ketolards autism in trying to stayin ketosys forthe sake of it, which is missing the point of keto to begin with and causes electrolite issues among other things.
        i think the problem is mostly americans, i la ve americans but frick they're so sheepeshly moronic it's not even funny, always latching on to one detail bc inflooencer x made a tiktok about it.
        if you want to discuss insulin-autophagy mechanisms with me unlike homosexual op you're more than welcomed to if this shit thread is still up tomorrow.
        now i zuzu.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The coffee you're drinking will increase autophagy in the liver. Yeah, the glucose will offset some fasting mediated autophagy. Your body regularly engages in autophagy regardless of what you do (dying aside). Exercise will also induce autophagy.
    >I won't be losing weight
    Pick one subject c**t, you don't even know what you're talking about

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gross fat b***h

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gross cum guzzling homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Said that man getting defensive over a fat brown b***h with a man face.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/PkurAlK.jpeg

            Said that man getting defensive over a fat brown b***h with a man face.

            Bro bumped his own comment sad homosexual small dick ricecel

            Autophagy and fat loss are different things and what you say is factually incorrect.

            > Fat tribal

            homosexuals

            • 2 weeks ago
              “Bro” Police

              >homie bumped his own comment sad homosexual small dick ricecel

              Fixed that for you homosexual

  7. 2 weeks ago
    hog hunter

    snu snu

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im proud of my portugese and spanish ancestors for raping these women

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you'll still be losing weight, you'll just kick out yourself out of ketosis and make your cravings slightly stronger, educate yourself on the subject next time before embarrasing yourself with brainlet threads

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Autophagy and fat loss are different things and what you say is factually incorrect.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Fat tribal

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Built for big Hispanic wiener

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a gay and it is not a meme

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Soon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Soon.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know, you wouldn't even have to use autophagy or other tricks if you didn't put that fat in your body on the first place. And you don't need to be hungry for that either. No matter how much broccoli you put in your stomach, your never going to get fat, you know what I mean? Its the butter you add to it that's the problem. Just don't be a moron and you can eat as much as you want while losing weight.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Autophagy is still not fully understood, but I can give you the jist of how we think it works now.

    Basically autophagy is happening all the time, lets say this is 5% of what it would be a in perfectly fasted state withough any caloric intake at all (not even a single cal) after 48-72 hours.

    Now lets say you are fasting, but get a few calories because you are sipping broth, or triggering insulin responses from drinking artificial sweetner, your autophagy will be like 20-25% the rate instead of your baseline 5%, but still a farcry from the full effect. It's still VERY GOOD even if you can't cut it with a true full fast, just not as good.

    autophagy is coming into the spotlight as a possible way for the body to cannabalize cancer cells for nutrients, also stay the frick away from sugar that isn't naturally in the product your are consuming. Also kick the caffineated israelite if you can, its not doing anything for you after a while because you body is so fricking high tolerance for it, you are just drinking that slop to feel normal. People used to drink literal cocaine in coke, and after a while they barely noticed it and would probably have to take a line that would kill an elephant to feel anything. Same thing with caffine.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but get a few calories because you are sipping broth
      about how many calories is too many for this second option? I've got some chicken bone powder that's 120kcal for 30g of powder.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't matter at that point, since you are setting off the mechanisms that slow it down. Stay under 50 cals of broth a day and see how that feels, if it sucks bump it to 100.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To demonstrate why this doesn't matter, you are no longer fasting for full autophagy so who gives a frick about calorie inake strictness.

          50 cals a day for 1 month isn't even going to contribute a pound of fat on your body, no is 100. If drinking broth makes the expierence better, do it.

          If you are on a 30 day fast, and you sip on 100 cals of broth a day, you are only going to "lose" not even 2 days of that 30 day fast in terms of weight loss.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Autophagy always happens. Fat burning always happens. Insulin secretion is anabolic (juicers even use insulin to get bigger) which is the opposite of catabolic. To those who can't accept these facts, just stick to coloring books and CICO. It's designed in a way that you will lose tissues without needing to be optimal in which tissue is being sacrificed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >imaginging some roidhead beating up some nerdy diabetic for his insulin pen. Injects it infront of him and throws the empty at his face then proceeds to do pushups and grunt loudly

      Maybe one day AI will be good enough for this prompt to make a decent video and we can all laugh

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is considering the cap of 1/2 lb day of fatloss that regular 200+ pound male is going to have.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at her brown ass and thighs there. She's clearly asking for it.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in a few years it'll turn out fasting is fricking terrible for you and it was all a huge meme
    just like ice baths

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post moar of her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.erome.com/a/ASNCynsE

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Larping as a jungle bunny
        >Groomed pubic hair
        >No armpit hair
        >To add insult to injury, one clothes photo with dark armpit stubble indicating she can grow dense pit hair.

        Fricking dropped. Commit to the bit lady.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >To add insult to injury, one clothes photo with dark armpit stubble indicating she can grow dense pit hair.

          This place has fricking ruined me, I poured through pics trying to find what the frick you were talking about, you may be wrong. I spent 10,000 hrs in MS Paint and I've highlighted the affected area, it may just be a shadow/poor lighting. Body hair genetics for native people and Asians differs from Caucasians, there's often less armpit hair so you may be raging against nothing. I'll leave it to other anons to make the call: Is this armpit stubble or a shadow?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Best way to find out is give it a lick

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't care. Would huff.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BUNDA

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just a bit of quad separation on her thigh would be coom at first sight!

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    India Ayara

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's utter bs. Just avoid eating crap.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you are a fatty that doesnt lift, and couldnt go a single day without eating - let alone 3 lmao

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you moronic?

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_energy
    This is a better way of explaining a food calorie. Uranium has no food energy in it, so even though it has calories for the purpose of boiling water, it has zero food energy.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tfw no thicc pacg cannibal gf

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being a Portuguese explorer landing on the coast of an unknown continent, after spending months on a ship, and seeing this

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