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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RAW plummeted and can't sell out arenas

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >troony seethe in less than a minute
      Very well done OP

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >plummeted
      >up from last year

      You’re angry about being bald and alone, protecting a company that caters to ugly, bald and alone won’t make you happier.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why wasn't HBK booker of the year?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        GREEN LIGHT BROS WE ARE BACK

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          YES FINALLY THE DIECAST MODEL CAR I BEEN LOOKING FOR

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Raw can't sell out a few arenas in Canada
      >Dynamite can't sell out civic centers and college gyms anywhere

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao he always has to contextualize AEW failures. "I better throw TNA in there"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they took place the same weekend, anontard

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok? They're two different companies you fricking idiot

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Why is the weekly wrestling news pub covering DIFFERENT companies and not just AEW
          meds

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Dave always volunteers context to mitigate something that's bad for AEW, but he never volunteers context that might diminish something good for AEW.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Two companies have a PPV one day after the other
        >Their numbers come in the same week the new issue is due, and they're both down.
        >reporting this information is mitigating the failure of one of them
        Imagine being this much of a crying b***h kek

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, imagine being a crying b***h like Dave lmao.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dave says the only way to judge whether or not showing the small in backstage footage was a good idea or not was whether the buyrate goes up
    >buyrate goes down
    It’s over…Phil won

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dave says
      Well I guess that decides it right there. I love how whether Dave is a credible, journalistic source or whether he's a paid off hack shill depends on if people like what he's saying or not

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dave is older with diminished intelligence and went through a traumatic midlife crisis with his wife divorcing him.

        I don’t think he purposely does anything but is so desperate for relevancy and friends in the business that he believes anything they tell him (ticket sales, PPV buys, revenue).

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a middle aged man desperate to be hip so starts hanging out with younger guys to be cool, but he's so out of touch he doesn't realize those young guys are cringe nerds. Would be good movie

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Insert backwards hat and acid wash jeans with mom sneakers on Dave. Instant hit.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t believe for a second that AEW averages over 100k PPV buys every show

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You shouldn’t. The numbers come directly come from AEW as the PPV companies/streamers don’t report them anywhere (and aren’t required to).

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me either. There's always some homosexual on Twitter (probably Tony or Dave burner accounts) that spam some ridiculous number like 180K! or highest buy rate since All In! It's all horse shit and the real number is probably around 80k.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >will update
    more like "will run damage control"

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KWAB

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lets see how GAYEW is without the Sting stun

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grim

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I normally buy AEW PPVs but I intentionally didn't buy this one because it had 2 Exfed guys in the main event, as well as a heavily Exfed card. I don't really want to support AEW being an Exfed retirement hom

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, nobody bought Joe vs. Swerve or post-D'Amore TNA? Damn.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The NBA & NHL playoffs were on, Chuds.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gAyEW is such a failure

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    check bounced

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Meltzer says that the best match in North American history took place
    >Fails to draw

    So when does he admit that his vision for wrestling is a failure?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's seen the rejection of his vision for years and he hasn't budged

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AEW has proven that his vision of wrestling does not draw, which is why he won't ever give up on it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's not wrong to say it's one of the supposed best matches ever seen, even if it's not my own cup of tea, but the fans really popped for it so it did its job well that even cornette was impressed
      however the real problem isn't that, it's the shit that surrounds it in the rest of the show and other shows that make it hard to swallow
      the lack of building anything up, the lack of taking anything seriously, the blatant disregard of both kayfabe and selling things to make it more believable, and the horseshit gymnastic setups that make it even more phony looking with no stars that normal people can believe in like austin in his prime, or at least big stars like the rock who worked off their charisma from cutting promos that got the normalgays laffin'

      it's following the wcw playback almost to a T and if dunkey is trying to get in on it, it's just fricking will sasso all over again

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wcw playbook*

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It hasn't been his vision since Tony started hiring every Exfed guy

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You mean yummy heckin kino rino flippy flappy exhibition match wrestling doesn't sell tickets?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Revolution was one of the biggest buyrates ever, of course it will be down

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He said it was down from World's End

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no he didnt

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate sunday PPVs so much. I'm not buying that shit if I cant watch it live

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he couldn't factually say that WWE PLE's were down so he had to insert TNA in there to cope for gAyEW lol

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like "I have a hard time coming up with a cope"

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