>Be 5'11. >Nice to meet you I'm 6'0

>Be 5'11
>Nice to meet you I'm 6'0
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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be fat
    >moronic
    >never get asked my height
    >5'10" on a good day, REAL short if I slouch.
    >women laugh at everything I say
    >the focus of many women in college classes
    >can't work in a mostly female environment without being considered a bawd apparently trying to frick 90% of them
    If you have to rely on your height you're probably a loser of some kind.
    A guy in high school tried to pick up a chick at some other school saying people called him "big Richard" and without thinking I shot in that most people called him "little dick"
    He was 10/10 upset and didn't get laid.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5'10
      >in "college"
      >high school wienerblocking story thinking it makes you look cool
      Shut up underage. I know It doesn't make a difference but everyone compares themselves subconsciously even if they don't admit it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Seething homosexual seething
        Lol

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just know everyone hates your fatass based on that story

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Youe fat white boi ass needs to be penetrated by BBC

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you want bbc

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick ya mudda

      Frick ya whole ancestry

      Sounds like you want bbc

      Youe fat white boi ass needs to be penetrated by BBC

      Nah we just gotta frick his ancestry and his mudda

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really hate guys with "personality". That's just as inborn as height and most of you are not cooler or better in any way, just louder and more extroverted.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be 5'7
    >be 102 lbs
    >mention this to a doctor over the phone
    >"...you said 102?"
    >"Yes"
    >"...but that doesn't make sense if you're so tall?
    >"I'm only 5'7"
    >"Yeah."

    It's all a matter of proportions. You, too, can look like an upside down exclamation mark as a manlet

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      London?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not lying since most shoes give ya that extra inch

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      same

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    5'11"
    Never had sex.i did kiss a girl once. She said I kissed wierd. I said it was my first kiss. She ghosted me. 0

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't pass the shit test
      o am laffin

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do incels care

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe that every 3rd thread, or so, is about height. What's the point?

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be 6'2
    >nice to meet you I'm 6'0
    sorry bro they'll know you're a manlet

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5’11
      >"no way you’re 6ft, I’m 5’6"
      >you don’t get laid cuz ur a homosexual liar
      >I do cuz I’ve got riez n shiet

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hello nice to meet you
    >don't mention height like an absolute brainwashed moron

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be 6'4
    >say I'm 6'0
    >manlets get even more btfo

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >normies constantly lie
    how pathetic

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