>Be actually legitimately 6'2 barefoot. >Overhear 2 guys discussing their height

>Be actually legitimately 6'2 barefoot
>Overhear 2 guys discussing their height
>They agree that one's 6'4 and the other is 6'3
>I'm taller than both of them

Are all normies' worlds just built upon a web of lies?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be 6'1 1/4
    >say 6'1 since 6'2 would feel like cheating
    >people 5'10 claim 6
    >everyone thinks I'm 6'3

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 6'1, but always say that my height is 5'10. It always makes people both taller and shorter seethe.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jokes on you I carry a ruler around to prove I am 5'10.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Are all normies' worlds just built upon a web of lies?
    yes and much greater lies than one's own height

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've legitimately met people who are fricking 5'6 claim 5'10 or 6ft.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 6'3" and claim I'm 6'0" to frick with manlets

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 6'2, claim I'm 6ft and wear boots and two inch raisers to troll

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6'7
    >tell everyone I'm 5'11

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be 6'4
    >dude who has to be 5'6" claiming 6' in front of his gf
    >calls me 7' as evidence of this
    >5' gf is convinced

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're 5'6 you have a duty to get a tall girl to cancel manlet genes

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you're 5'6 you shouldnt breed so you dont spread your dysgenic manlet genes.

        https://i.imgur.com/VcN2TGT.jpg

        >tfw 5'12" king of manlets instead of 6' chad...

        even as the king of manlets wagmi

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    dudes who are 6 foot or taller should claim 5’10 on dating apps to weed out the shallow prostitutes

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My friend was biometric scanned at 5’10. I’m noticeably 2 inches taller than him. Thus I should logically be 6ft (every time the doctor measures me they give up since the short Latina nurses can’t reach). Nobody ever believes me when I say I’m 6 ft because they believe it’s much bigger than it really is. I’m noticeably taller than 85% of the population wherever I’m at.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw 5'12" king of manlets instead of 6' chad...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being a 5’12 Manlet is unironically hell. Too tall to powerlift or body build, too short to strongman. Too tall to ride sports bikes comfortably, too short to be a pro baller.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          nuh uh
          being around 180cms is the optimal height for everything
          the world is built around this height

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, the guy is right.
            180 to 185 is no one's land. Too tall for short people activities and too short for tall people activities.
            Especially gym related as you very tall for powerlifting or bodybuilding and very short for strongman.
            There are things that this height is the perfect height for.
            Also the world is not build for this height, in most places the average heigh is less than 5'11'', in america 5'11'' is taller than 70% of the male population, so you are just a little tall to be truly comfortable.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          People (mostly women) are shocked to find out im only 6ft. They always seem to think I'm 6'3" because they are conviced 6 foot is average, and that Imperial units are base 10 (they would intuit, but not reason, that it goes 5'8" 5'9" 6'0" and forget 5'10-11" exist

          I will have to try claiming I'm 5'12", I hope it pisses someone off

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        this image always makes me think of how fricked my brain is

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I've met a lot off people who greatly exaggerated their heights. I've met people who are 5'6"claim 5'9". I'm 5'11" flat and my friend who's around my height swears up and down he's 6'3". People are morons bro

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude I am legit 5'11'' and about 80% of the guys I meet are shorter than me and you don't know how of these guys claim 6' or even 5'11''. In my gym there used to be a jacked south american guy, cuban or something, that claimed 5'9'' and I was almost a head taller than him.
    Some people can't overcome their insecurities.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      5'11" is the ultimate liar height. If they are taller than most w*men or even close to the average of most people in the room many people will not even challenge it. Among that, people who are taller will not even pay enough attention to overanalyze it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, it's just as you said it. Many 5'8'' or so can claim 5'11'' and with sneakers or some bulky hair and women, who are shorter, will find it believable and taller guys will just o with it because who gives a shit.
        It's funny because it's a small shock for most people when I say my height ("just 5'11'', no way"). Many guys and girls say "your a tall guy, what are you like 6'1'' or 6'2''? "" when on a good day I'm a little under 6'.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm exactly 6'1 per multiple physicals from different clinics.
    I wear barefoot shoes exclusively with zero drop so I may be few mm taller in them. My cousin who claims 6'2 is as tall as me while wearing normal shoes.

    A lot of 5'10-5'11 men claim 6'2
    MEN LIE LOL

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you sound incredibly moronic

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        5'10er who e-stats as 6'0 detected.

        Lol lmao

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw 5'11
    >tell everyone I'm 6'3
    >no one questions it

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Are all normies' worlds just built upon a web of lies?
    Yes. They have to construct their own fantasy world to live in or they would be forced to grapple with the depth of their despair. Most people are miserable but in denial about it.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get a bit drunk
    >cousin who is obsessed with designer takes me shopping
    >impulse buy some designer shoes for 300usd
    >they literally add 2-3 inches to my height but look like normal trainers
    now you know

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My friend is 5'1" and he claims he's 5'3" on Hinge. I'm not sure why because it doesn't seem worth it but his body count is 7 so it seems to be working for him.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's 5'1 and got 7 bodies?!?!?! Damn bro.

      https://i.imgur.com/hYihXS8.jpg

      >Be actually legitimately 6'2 barefoot
      >Overhear 2 guys discussing their height
      >They agree that one's 6'4 and the other is 6'3
      >I'm taller than both of them

      Are all normies' worlds just built upon a web of lies?

      I frickin miss that show.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yea my cousin once said he is 187 or 188cm or something like that (I am 187cm+-) and I said thats actually my height so we stood next to each other and I was like 2.5 cm taller than him (1 inch)

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Are all normies' worlds just built upon a web of lies?
    They thought they were superheroes for injecting themselves with liquid myocarditis so yes.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it's pretty cringe
    I can't imagine being THAT desperate for validation and attention

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >am 5’10
    >5’8 homosexual that i hate from uni talking to some roasties
    >overhear him tell them he’s 5’10
    >say “really? but im 5’7”
    >leave

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      please understand. being 5'8 is a death sentence.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm 5'9, autistic, ugly, balding and moronic and women like me. i dont think the extra inch makes much difference, bud

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be 6'1
    >anon how tall are you
    >I don't know
    But I did know.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm like 5'9-10 no clue cause i haven't actually measured settle on 5'9 cause its 69 inches.
    Tell people this.
    They look at me confused.
    You can't be 5'9 your taller than me I'm 5'11

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When they ask I always say 5'11 but I'm actually 6'4.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >best friend in high school claimed 6'2
    >said i was 6 foot
    >i'm 5'9 and he was 5'10 at best
    people are weird. he's a drug addict now

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes, I'm 5'8" and some guy at the gym was trying to argue that I must be at least 6' because I'm barely shorter than him and he's definitely not that short lol

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    195 non american centimeters here, the back pain is getting real. Take care of your self lankies and lets alike.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do Americans really just stand around talking about their height? I'm struggling to think of when it's ever come up in conversation for me

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody has ever asked for my height. I don't use dating apps maybe thats why.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How tall are you? Wanna go on a date?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        5'9, only if you are a cute femboy (no homo)

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