Be honest with me ISTizen, is Ozempic really that wonder drug? Because after reading about it it just seems to help one to keep a calorie in/out target by suppressing ones hunger.
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Tip: add lemon juice and Himalayan salt to some water before bedtime. 3 wks later = weight loss
What is the mechanism through which this practice leads to weight loss?
>>pink Himalayan salt
it only works if you have other crystals to catch evil spirits and balance your chakras
delusion
black magic
Your body trying to shit it’s lungs out every morning
he forgot to mention the hours of sweaty gay sex he has every night after that
I put lemon and lime juice in my water cause it's tasty.
water lemon salt a bit of olive oil and linseeds in the morning is also beneficial. it helps with liver process and has lots of fibre for bowel health.
>fiber for bowel health
Most qualified nutrutionist
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Yes that's exactly the point, if it helps you control calories in/out then you lose weight, and it works quite well at it. It's not exactly a wonder drug as of now since it still has some side effects like nausea and vomiting. Ozempic will eventually be one of the worse drugs given Zepbound (Tirzepatide) and other new drugs will begin entering the market with either more efficacy or a better safety profile.
The true final form is when the pharma companies manage to make them in a pill form. The GIGA final form will be when they start going generic which I believe for Ozempic is in about 8 years.
This.
but the vegan schizos wear CICO isn't real
I don't care about israelite-o, I just care about making a shot that ends the fatty pandemic and makes my stocks go up (and taxes go down).
I have been on zepbound for the lest 2 months and dropped about 25 pounds in that time
I was 300 in November and I am sitting at 260 now. AS a guy who was that big the big thing about the drug is almost a mental reset, the desire to constantly look for the next snack/meal is gone.
The drug also slows down your GI alot so it actually gets more difficult to eat large meals, my current lunch is 10 oz of chicken and 6-8oz of mixed veggies and not only is it hard to finish but you stay full for a while.
I can see how easy it is to eat nothing and feel mostly fine, but I don't like that and I have been working hard to lift 5 times a week to try and add muscle while still at a 500-1000 cal deficit.
Not sure I could have really gotten kickstarted without it.
>zepbound
Lol you're fricking pathetic bro
I don't want to read the rest of your message you fricking loser
You could do all the same things by just telling yourself no. You need big pharma to come in and remove willpower from the equation because you have absolutely zero resolve.
You are mentally weak and your weight loss will teach you nothing at all. Consequently you will gain it all back.
You've learned nothing, accomplished nothing, unless you ultimately decide to do it without the drugs, now that you know for sure that a lack of eating won't kill you.
>I have been working hard to lift 5 times a week to try and add muscle while still at a 500-1000 cal deficit.
You are clearly new to this shit so I’ll go easy on you. The best you can hope for in that steep a deficit is to retain the muscle you already have while leaning out. I implore you to get off the weight loss drugs as soon as possible and go forth into your new lifestyle naturally.
all these will cause a spike in cancer in 5years. The endocannabinoid system is not something to mess with
Most on ozempic have been at least triple vaxxed at that point so they don't care about cancer in 5 years, they're gonna get it any way
Funny how antivaxxers keep shifting the goalpost. First it was billions will die in 2021 (didn't happen), then millions of people were supposed to die from heart attacks/cancer in 2022/2023 (heart deaths and cancer deaths at an all time low) and now everyone is supposed in 2026? Should you really be setting yourself up for yet another embarassment this early, antivaxxtard?
I can sympathize with some healthy skepticism, but everyone always take things too far
even if it causes cancer it might still be worth it
>just stop being a drug addict lmao
>just stop being a drug addict lmao
Yes, exactly.
Yeah it's hard, no fricking shit, but it's not impossible.
You have no idea what having control over yourself would even look like.
>any day now, those fools who took metformin will be dying of cancer
>any day now, those fools who took statins will be dying of cancer
>any day now those fools who took GLP drugs will be dying of cancer
looks like a bobblehead
comedians can't get IST. being happy is death for the writer or comedian.
It's OK she wasn't funny in the first place.
Every girl i have ever been with was in love with this woman. I don't see the appeal, but women certainly love(d) her.
cause she's ugly as frick. Hot women love her because they make her look good. Ugly women love her because they can relate
I need the Indian accent for Indian women to be hot. Mindy Choksanlingam (real surname) has the bomer-killing Valley accent. Will not redeem!
>comedian
>Dave Chappelle
I know a fatty that uses it and it seems to work at least somewhat. Especially at the start he basically had no appetite at all. nowadays he's back to eating "normally" but still less than he used to. I don't think he feels any side effects, at least eh never mentioned them.
But in general it seems to work much slower than I would have expected.
Yes/no. Do Not Post is the one true king though.
Now she just needs a pill that makes her lose all that extra ugly and she'll be good to go.
I wonder if at least part of it is too much plastic sugary on the fat face and so now it stays that way.
yes goyim take the magic pills so you can stuff your fat fricking face with even more mcdonalds. good little golem.
are you genuinely moronic or what
what does ozempic do that black coffee and cigarettes don't ?
I dont smoke anymore and I rarely drink coffee. But those two will easily suppress your appetite.
ozempic does it directly... nicotine and caffeine just create physical sensations that you choose to focus on instead of your hunger. ozempic actually stops you from feeling hungry.
ummm i'm no expert but sometimes people who take it look like they've been shitting out their life essence and guts at the same time like zombies and i doubt it's good for you
No, it destroys your stomach and is a drug you will take for the rest of your life.
she's still ugly as frick
oze + skin bleaching. Still an uggo, Mandy.
>instead of fixing the trauma that causes overeating or the shitty additives in food that makes it addictive we just medicate away people's appetite
>for a price
We always did that. You know Coca-Cola used to have actual cocaine in the formula? You think everyone was just “healthy” by default?
How is that coke reference even remotely relevant
Cocaine is an appetite suppressant. For the first 50 years or so after we invented industrial farming (so food was infinitely plentiful for the first time in human history) everyone was on cocaine and cigarettes so they didn't overeat the infinite food.
Coke was not marketed as an appetite suppressant and nobody used it for that. Its not relevant in any way to the discussion
This fake history you just invented to justify bringing up cocoa cola is beyond stupid
Maybe now that they can profit from a legit weightloss drug they'll stop shilling HAES shit?
Nattychads win again, when the entire population consumes Ozempic, the new baseline standard is to be skinny and therefore muscular physiques without cheating will be held in higher regard
you will never be held i high regard. might as well accept it now instead of waiting for the entire culture to miraculously change in your lifetime
Her armpits look horrid.
>a shot treats obesity despite skellies saying it was their willpower and moderation that kept them skelly all along
>proves the fatties right that obesity was a condition
>best skellies got now is "side effects tho"
seethe more
It's a fricking meme, it works barely better than the placebo and the fatties bounce back the day they stop taking it. But the tinyhats made a good amount of money with the stocks and that's all that matters.
>barely better than the placebo
youre a fricking idiot lmaoooo. it works great. why are chuds mad about this drug? yall need fricking therapy man
>Ozempig
Just have some discipline and put the fork down. It's simple
How?
apple cider vinegar helps with regulating your blood sugar, which helps with not feeling hungry all the time.
Also do something else when you are hungry: work, exercise, watch a movie, study, play games.
intermittent fasting also helps you understand that the feeling of being hungry will go away after a while. You are usually eating out of habit, not because you NEED to eat to stay alive.
>waits until shes old to lose weight
Thats not how it works. Shes still a post wall roastie thats gross. She's almost 45 years old, absolutely disgusting. She can be confident while she sits alone playing with her cats
Wonder drugs: ozempic, finasteride, dutasteride, tadalafil, empagliflozin, canagliflozin, rosuvastatin, atorvastatin, rapamycin, TRT, tretinoin
>statins
They do wonders lowering cholesterol, sure, but they do increase the risk of diabetes, they are toxic to the liver and rhabdomyolysis/myopathy is a serious concern. For me, they should be considered if the risk of heart disease is high enough that benefit outweigh the associated risks
Ezetimibe is better. Doesn’t kill gains
You can see her "Ozempic face" forming. Celebrities are better at hiding it with cosmetics, but its really obvious on normies. A "wonder drug" doesn't make your face fricked up as a side effect.
Oh yeah, and a common side effect of Ozempic is loss of bowel control. You can find many anecdotes online where Ozempic users are regularly shitting the bed at night.
Ozempic face isn't a real condition. Anyone who loses weight, regardless of how they do it, will likely have some sagging.
You're correct in that its due to skin sag, but the high rate weight is lost with Ozempic isn't natural, much faster than their skin can properly shrink. The only natural weight loss method you can compare Ozempic to is literal starvation. And since it seems like many Ozempic users are 40+ years old women, their skin elasticity is really shitty and it may take years to fix without surgery.
It's still better than maintaining your fat mass.
Risk of diabetes from statins is massively overblown. Even high-intensity rosuvastatin only increased HbA1c by an average of 0.1% compared to placebo. If you're not prone to diabetes, take a statin. If you're already diabetic, you need a statin even more (alongside other medications).
The effect of statins on liver and other organs are also transient and values normalize over a few months. At the very least it wasn't an issue in the longer term studies. Considering that most people die from cardiovascular reasons, everyone should be on a statin.
Loss of collagen in the face is definitely a side effect
Unironically, I have always been thin and I have "Ozempic face". I just have prominent cheek bones. The people who get it are the same as me they just had it covered up by fat. This is a classic case of confirmation bias.
She looks 10x better on the right. I would look at her on the street and not notice anything off. I agree there are no true shortcuts, just trade-offs, but I think this is a bad example pic
I mean yeah I'd frick her and its not the best example of "Ozempic face", but Ozempic users do look exceptionally gaunt and goulish. Its even more apparent when you look at Ozempic users face to face in real life without filters or expensive celebrity makeup.
My mother has begun taking it
I wish to save my sister from what the israelites have done
America truly is a third world shithole
I'm curious to know how the person who wrote that page coped his way out of it
It's bonkers to me celebrities need it to lose weight.
Aren't they supposed to be elites? You're telling me a multimillionaire women doesn't have the willpower to just stop putting food in her mouth? And I'm supposed to think they're better than random cashier girl? Fat chance.
All living beings love food and it's easily available in our modern society.
You're looking at Mindy Kaling of all people and wondering why she'd need a wonder drug to overcome her complete lack of personal responsibility?
Actually, I don't know who that is and I don't know any celebrities. My media diet consists mainly of mid to terrible seasonal anime.
Even anime characters are getting fatter.
Anime breasts and thighs are getting fatter, gut and arms not so much.
>celebrities arnt a different species better than normies??
brilliant observation anon. keep us posted with more of your brilliant insight. we could learn alot from a freethinker like you
Oof, the point is that they should be talented humans.
you think mindy kaling became famous for her extra special ability to count calories? how brain damaged are you?
No, I'm saying people who have the money to afford the best calorie counting nutritionist but still get fat are incompetent.
what does that have anything to do with the coversation. i think anthony edwards is a great basketball player. i didnt know we were on a date getting to know each other you fricking mary
huh
These people aren't elites, they just have a lot of money. In antiquity entertainers had lower status than prostitutes.
Left looks like a goddamn uruk hai.
>does eating less really make you lose weight
hmmmmm
personally I'm too poor/cheap for ozempic so my doctor put me on phentermine, which is about $10 monthly without insurance. That shit was great, lost 60lbs in 3 months and felt like I was chewing 5 gum the whole time. I lost another 40lbs after going off of it, I think that the biggest thing was just breaking my old habits, but goddamn that was an amazing 3 months, amphetamines are awesome
I absolutely hope Ozempic has some disasterous side effect which either destroys a part of the users body or straight up kills them within a few years. It would be hilarious.
Even if it doesn't, people will abuse it anyway til it kills them.
fricking moronic drug, supresses hunger so much that if you don't want to lose muscle you have to count macros/calories anyway. so why not just count calories and lose weight without taking israelitepills
>why do something the easy way instead of the incredibly difficult way
a real mystery anon. we may never know
All Indians should be sterilized.
>imagine starting a war between India & China
>deploy thousands of horny Indian men to face off against thousands of horny Chinese men on Himalayan frontlines
>drop gaysex bomb
>film with drones for worlds largest gay orgy
I didn't eat anything today and I didn't die
Check mate PharmaJew
Right looks like the troony from Hangover 2.
Taking a diabetes drug without diabetes
What could go wrong. Idk. Betes, intestine removal upon quitting etc etc
I had a blood test a month ago with an A1c showing I was prediabetic. Scared me straight and I’m already down from 212 to 200 just by cutting out all refined sugar, most simple carbs and eating mainly vegetables, fruit, beans, lentils, fish, chicken. Lifting with more intensity, biking to work and thinking about running soon.
The idea that you need to go on a pill to lose weight is moronic. It is like taking Nexium because you eat like shit instead of changing your eating habits. Disgusting lazy outlook.
Anyone who ever liked or posted fat positive content should not be eligible for Ozempic, you already took a stand for what you believe, now prove you believe it Rotunda
I doubt that it would be efficacious for most people. The root of obesity is people leading meaningless lives without hobbies or other things to occupy them. When you're sitting at home all day on your phone, counting down the minutes until you have to go to bed and go to work the next day, what's the fastest and easiest way to occupy yourself? Junk food. I already take a drug that's supposed to suppress appetite (Wellbutrin), and when I find myself bored and lazy, all I want to do is eat. It doesn't matter whether or not I'm hungry. When I'm working or doing something fun, I don't eat because I'm not even thinking about it.
Anyways, I wish Mindy Kaling would make me curry then make me cummy.
I wish they'd just find a happy medium in weight. Either super skinny heroine chic is in or it's lard ass obese women. A girl with a little chub is the perfect balance.
Americans cannae stop eating 24/7 though. Requiring a DRUG for hunger because of this phenomena is mind-boggling.
Seriously. Just STOP eating so much. What are (You) doing...
>reddit spacing
>seething about Americans