>be me
>18
>been drunk stoned done coke molly addy ket
>had first kiss lost v card, had girlfriends ive loved
These moments have been described as the best feelings out there but nothing feels as good as putting another plate on
none of it comes close to how hitting a big pr feels, the first time i squatted 315, benched 315 and squatted 405 have been the happiest moments of my life, anyone relate?
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I used to be a fire sprinkler designer
i dont know what to say to this post other than unfathomably based
Thanks man
I'm going to get back to where I belong. I have the power of Right Nutrition, Right Living, and Moral Purity with me. No fears.
I had to create installation plans for these systems, it was pretty "rad" too anon
Not only was the work fulfilling and meaningful, but I belonged to something greater, I had my people. I never had to walk alone
Admittedly, I used to sell the systems
designed and
installed, which was pretty rad.
But nothing beat the Friday end of the month when the boss caled us out, and I was the top salesman of the month. And I got a nice fat bonus. I go hit the gym after work, squatted 320, benched 320 and squatted 410. PR! Best lifts ever! I go home, tell my gf about it, we frick to celebrate. I end up plowing her missionary, then bracing my arms against the headboard. She reaches up, grabs my arms, compliments my muscles, pulls up on my arms while fricking like they’re the chin up bar. She gets one of those eyes roll back in head, pussy clamps down on your dick & won’t let go orgasms. We were in post course bliss for a good ten minutes before she rolled over and said “Anon, you need to reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE
cool story bro
actually got me
Frick you you didn’t even get me I just scrolled past your post and saw this
wow anon ur so cool
Motherfricker
I USED TO RULE THE WORLD
I'll be alright
GOD is with me if no one else is
Eat my dust, lazy bums
Buncha losers bro
Only israelites matter anyway, the only group deserving respect. Everyone else is controlled by them and is therefor secondary and deserves only secondary respect, if any at all.
For me? It was the night the girl I had been courting for 3 years finally had sex with me. It was fricking rad.
Of course, that ruined everything and now she's gone forever. But man, that was rad.
I have never had sex even though I could have, because there would have been no true love involved.
For me it's the Ned Rig using a Z-Man TRD©®™
I just decided to switch back to senkos. I’ve been using mainly zoom flukes, which worked while they did. Pretty sure all the OG green packs are old btw I hear a lot of people say they can’t find them anymore only the new packaging form whoever Gary sold it to, so there’s gotta be a warehouse somewhere filled with them from years ago that keep getting sold online and in BPS
But they decided the Florida largemouth bass is it’s own species which means there’s a chance to get my name in the record books because there’s technically no official record. Previously all largemouth were considered the same species. So now that record is open and someone could get a 5lber and it could be the first record holder. And nothing works better than a wacky rigged senko or a Texas rigged senko. So I’m hyped to hopefully get an 8-10 pounder and have that qualify, even if only for a few weeks. My PB is 3.5lbs. I’ve definitely caught bigger but I didn’t have a scale so they don’t count.
Also I’m 100% gonna try to finesse by catching 5-10 baby bass and moving them to a pond I know that no one fishes and only has an over abundance of cichlids so they have access to unlimited food with no predators or competition and grow hyoooge
T. That anon who only fishes and lifts and will randomly write an essay to other anons who say they’re depressed about how getting back into fishing 2 years ago fixed me
Balkan 80 iq fricking moron trash
Fricking jokes
Hey balkanoids, why don't you move slower. Work even less, and be even dumber and more criminal.
It's working for you pathethic subhuman trash
Do you say this because we like senkos or because we like to fish? If the tantrum is over senkos, well at least we’re not going around putting live shiners on a circle hook and 50lb test directly into spawning bass beds, harvesting them like we actually caught them, and then claiming we actually fish.
If your pissy fit is over fishing itself then get fricked I’m gonna catch and make love to all the fish I can
I can't use a finesse worm to save my life. The best I've got is a spoon on a Carolina rig.
Not a roughneck, poor choice of words. You are wrong again. I spit on Black person carolina
I don't know much about Carolina, I just like their rigs.
> be me
> 20yo in college
> art hoe wants to hook up with me
> she is literally in my bed undressing
> reject her because I want to have good sleep before working out the following day at 5 am
I could have lost my virginity right there. I thought I was based at the time. I had thousands of workouts, but zero sex. It would be a better experience to just skip that workout.
Bro the senkos!! Me and my friend spent multiple summers at the lake catching a shit ton of large mouth bass with these things
you benched 315 and barely squatted 4pl8?
Personal accomplishment vs momentary pleasure. Both are to be treasured, but make sure to understand the difference. It's also good to remember, accomplishment may be harder to achieve, but it often leads to easier attainment of pleasure in the long term. In the end, sacrifice neither for the other - rather, enjoy them as they come but know their worth.
>nothing feels as good as putting another plate on
>anyone relate?
No, I really can't. I still jerk it to the memory of losing my virginity to a 17-year old 5'2" hapa girl who smelled really good, whereas I don't even remember what year I first benched one plate.