>be me, 20something Chad
>hit 30
>hairline within a year recedes to NW2.5/3
>notice I'm getting flabby when I sit down despite keeping the same gym and diet routine as always
>face skin quality seems to have gotten more wrinkly compared to a year or two ago in pictures, paler and pallid
What the frick is this curse?
Welcome to the thirties everything's only gonna get worse and no you won't be fricking zoomer b***hes keep coping though
I noticed once I turned 30 that my tinder matches went dry which I assume means girls 18-22 set their age range maximum at 29 at the very most.
Tinder itself has a default age range of +/- 7 years. I doubt most people even know it exists.
>he put his actual age in
moron. As a guy you add 3 years onto yourself until you hit 26(29 tinder) and then at 29 you lower by 3 so you can still keep matching the 18-22 crowd that put 18-29 in their range
You should be deleting your account every 2 or so months anyways since most male profiles get put in bad algorithm to induce paying for tinder (when you create a tinder profile you have a good algorithm to hook you) and by 2 months time you should have hooked up with all the girls you matched with in your initial match spree the first week(s)
Girls do the same thing where they add up 2-3 years to hit 18 so they’re allowed to create a tinder profile. Most girls that are 18-21 on tinder are at least 2 years younger. (So be careful) thankfully aoc is 15 here so I’ve gotten a lot of the age tricksters, even at 32 because I set my age to 26 which I look like thanks to facial hair being fit and looking fresh
>what if they find out your age
Who cares, make up a lie or only do tinder in neighbouring cities
you post with normal social pics or just full blatant shirtless, face etc.? been thinking about doing the same thing
I made the mistake of paying for Tinder once and it gave me a week of results then tanked me basically. I later learned that if you pay the system learns that you're a paypig that can be frustrated into shelling out more shekels and downranks you harder.
Problem is to get out of it now I'd have to use a new cell phone number and find some way to get all new pictures that get around their facial verification software recognizing me and putting me back into the bucket.
your stem cells ran out and now you are on borrowed time
Need a blood transfusion of young blood
Keeping your face pale is how you prevent wrinkles, just sounds like you're aging fast bruv. The Silicon Valley tech vampires pay for young blood to cycle through as mentioned.
Just lean into it so you don't become those sunburnt roiders rocking zoomer haircuts at 40
Your diet is obviously shit if this is happening
Nope.
>Has hard proof his diet is garbage
>>Nuh-uh!!
But I know what I eat and it's not.
Embrace aging. Looking older gets you taken more seriously at work.
I work as a high school teacher so it just gets you more disrespected and called old at work.
>teacher
Oof. Shit career
Yup. Tryna get out. Pay sucks. Kids are all developmentally delayed by a couple years thanks to COVID closures so act like ten year olds with teenage hormones and half of them can barely or can't read. 90% are literally addicted to their phones. If I knew it'd be like this when I started my B.Ed degree I'd have quit it.
https://scalptrainers.com/healthy-solutions/f/involvement-of-mechanical-stress-in-pattern-baldness
you tight Boi
I might be the only one who is excited to be the angry old man talking about "back in my day"
Nah you’re not alone, I know I’m going to age well and will rock the grey. Men in my family got the silver fox genes
When I noticed myself falling apart I decided to hop on androgen blockers and E to preserve myself for like 5-10 more years before I go insane.