>be me
>21yo twink
>lifting four months but still skellygenes and not built
>bartending, just me closing yesterday
>never been able to lift kegs
>have to ask managers for help
>yesterday though, everyone on shift was old, a woman, or small
>keg pops right before last call
>ohshitohfrick
>look around realize theres no help its just me
>frick it we ball
>go to back fridge, stare keg dead in the eyes
>deadlift mode engage, all legs no back
>haul that big as fricking keg out of the fridge, up three steps, through the kitchen, through the restauraunt finally into bar
>set keg down
>back doesnt hurt, hammys screaming
>feel big as hell and very accomplished
lets fricking go boys deadlifting finally paid off maybe i will escape this twinky flesh prison one day
Good work anon!
putting the strength you've cultivated into practice is the best feeling
gonna make it broh
Good on you brother! Make sure you get enough protien, maybe some creatine, and lots of water to fuel those gains!
CREATINE!? Are you insane?
What's insane about creatine? It's naturally in red meat, supplimental use is fantastic for muscle growth.
Frick yes, anon. You ARE gonna make it
Why he frick would you want to NOT be a twink?
I'm trying my hardest to lose the last bit of fat I still have while you want to throw away the gift God gave you.
thanks anon im going to keep working
because i dont want to be small and twinky
This is the gayest thing I've read this week, congrats
>studied hard
>Had a shit office job but make good money
>Have a son with wife
>He is sever autist
>He is 9yo
>Can't talk only makes weird noises
>Only play with baby toys
>He have to wear diapers because somedays he refuses to go to the bath
>Some days he becomes agresive amd destroys the house
>He only sleeps 3-4h
>No sex with wife (sex drive goes to 0 when you don't sleep a full night for years)
>Only fun thing of my life is playing some vidya in the bus to work
>Regret not being a comfy happy neet.
He is a younger version of:
Hey man, how does it feel to know you are raising the next Chris Chan?
Get him killed in an "unfortunate" accident and try again.
Just pray he never learns how to talk. My kid, 19, is *just* verbal enough to ask for shit. And he does. Non-stop. The only things he says always end in a question mark. He doesn't comment. Only asks.
>daddy do laundry when
>go to pool saturday
>daddy make sandwich for you (he means himself, but he's a tard)
It drives me insane. There is no peace to be had. But at least he doesn't destroy shit.
My friend has a severely autistic brother who is now age 21 and he causes absolute hell for the family. They tried all sorts of things to calm him down but nothing worked. He goes around making impossible demands and then smashes things when they aren't met. They are having to send him to a permanent facility because as they grow order he becomes harder to physically restrain and the non-autistic brother quit his job to stay home and help control him because he felt bad for the parents.
Introduce him to IST, he'll IST right in
You're going to make it, anon.
>have to ask managers for help
>yesterday though, everyone on shift was old, a woman, or small
and do you get paid more for significantly more dangerous portions of the job that they don't do?
top keg
Good job anon