>be me. >based. >run 2 hours. >burn 2k calories. >can eat whatever I want and not get fat

>be me
>based
>run 2 hours
>burn 2k calories
>can eat whatever I want and not get fat
Sad to be you gays

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that you Trinidad anon

    • 6 months ago
      Brandon

      Ahahahaha nah I'm still in my bedroom spamming circuit calisthenics but i eat whatever and stay lean

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >have bulimia
    >can eat whatever I want and not get fat
    must suck having to ROON for this

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >have abnormally high basal metabolic rate
      >can eat whatever I want and not get fat
      Must suck to have to run and vomit for this

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >run 2 hours
    >burn 2k calories
    Lol nobody tell him

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >running 1 mile burns 100kcal
      >anon ran for 2 hours and burned 2000kcal
      >he'd need to run around 20 miles to burn 2000kcal
      >20 miles in 120 minutes means anon has a 6 minute/mile pace
      sorry fatty that your minute/mile pace is dogshit

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fatty
        He might just have short legs. My pace is about the same, but I wouldn't brag about it.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only fatty here is you, because you're clueless about any physical feats. No one except professionals is going to run almost a marathon daily.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actually every dysgenic jobless loser can jog for 2 hours every day 🙂

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >conveniently ignores distance in favour of "anyone can do 2h"
            >thinks it's the same thing

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just know she fricks like a beast in the sheets

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ran 2 hours yesterday and then drank a sip it was so tasty I fricking love sugar

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cico is better. RIP OP's joints lmao.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      that is CICO, he's burning more calories than he takes in by running a marathon every day

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it still works but it's bad advice. RIP OP's joints.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it still works but it's bad advice. RIP OP's joints.

      Only fat asses manage to hurt their joints. If your a healthy BMI then you can run every day without issue. Honestly if you're that fat that you break your knees you should just have a nice day

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >can bench 135kg
    >bw 82kg
    >handsome
    >based
    >smart
    Sucks to be OP

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    t.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    wish i lived in america so i could have access to these mystery meat femoids. we got almost none in denmark

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw a decent amount of cute asian girls in Copenhagen, lots of cute students there

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    this just means op sustains 250 pounds of mass and runs 2 hours a day

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    you are straining your heart
    you will have a heart failure on your 40s

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that you're telling us all about it means you're not based at all. If you were based you would just do it and not give a frick about us. You're here to seek our approval.

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