>be me. >Been growing my glutes to the point that my ass is now very thick

>be me
>Been growing my glutes to the point that my ass is now very thick
>All my straight male friends jokingly tell me how they'd like to frick my ass and constantly grab my waist and butt without my consent
Did this happen to you?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    straight?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes that's what they say they are

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're obviously lying

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    post ass

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah but it happened with girls they have a thing for butts for some reason

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the driving force behind the wiener.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's the driving force behind the wiener.
        It’s too bad they don’t make a funny/crude version of Jeopardy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can confirm this. Women are fricking weird about ass. I think it’s a symptom of the masculinization of western women

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    post ass

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    post ass and maybe butthole if it's shaven (we're all straight here, just like your friends)

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What have you been doing for glute exercises?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Squats

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that what you wanted? It's what I want...

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    IST - Fitness & Health

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Even my female coworkers compliment it at least once every few days. Is it a double standard they can get away with that at work? Yes. Do I care at all? Not really, cause I worked hard for my buns and harmless mires are always welcome (except from gay people)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      tit for tat breh, they can cop a squeeze if I cop one back

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    post ass

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im a 32 yo obese lad and I do hip thrusts in the smith machine on leg day

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      love me some oranges

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Namaste

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You sound like a homosexual. Are you?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      test me b***h see what happens when you're creampieing my holes homosexual

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No but I would hook up with my friends if they were attractive. Most men would

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