>be me
>doing my set
>big booty walks up to me
>turns around, puts their ass right in my face
>walks away
Why?
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>be me. >doing my set. >big booty walks up to me. >turns around, puts their ass right in my face
Why do I love ass so much
- round ass signifies a hip tilt for an optimal center of gravity during pregnancy.
- fat ass signifies enough body fat for baby
- wide hips are a distinctly feminine feature; also optimal for childbirth
- every depiction of ass in media is strongly associated with sexual themes.
every depiction of ass in media is strongly associated with sexual themes.
The media reflects a primordial male desire for ass, it does not create it
This isnt a one time thing, rather all the time. I cant go to the gym without this happening to me. Is the modern day gym just one big mating dance where everyone is deaf (headphones)?
all is art.. all is a dance.. in each behavior you make, there is an ideal to be sought.. art to be wrought.. all is art
very true
the human sexual experience is a giant mating dance.
"Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power."
-Oscar Wilde
Mating ritual
Disregard since you are gaye
In fairness this is a pretty low consciousness mating dance, shit has gone animal since the death of religion and the sexual revolution.
Op this shit happens to me too and I was disgusted but I’m hitting a point of pitying these thots for being so emotionally and socially anxious that they can’t even introduce themselves and get to know men, all they know how to do is put the goods out and hope someone grabs them.
My favourite is when a woman checks you out and you look at her and she rolls her eyes or looks at the ceiling like she’s so cool. It’s like b***h you walked over here where I’m alone in the corner to do walking lunges back and forth go duck yourself.
Men and women these days are so insecure and put up a huge front it’s wild.
I do the same shit can’t really blame them. But that’s why I’m starting to pity them women actually are people like us kinda crazy
My homie, you have a good head on your shoulders but since the dawn of time men have made the move not women. They aren't god damned wired the way we are, they don't have clear intentions for themselves let alone you. They aren't built for clear communication, they are built for domination.
>Men and women these days are so insecure and put up a huge front it’s wild.
I have a feeling that the constant need for phone attention is just functioning as a validation-drip.
>literally just now
>hottest chick in the gym gets on the treadmill next to me even tho theres a million empty ones
>has headphones in and doesnt look at me
wtf do they expect me to do
this shit happens all the time
Do you plebs even mate? They want you to aggressively display your masculinity and genetic fitness. They'll then present themselves or run for it.
idk why they do this to me too. if you want me to talk to you, look approachable
>Do you plebs even mate?
lol no. I went to two nightclubs last weekend, Friday and Saturday.
Both nights, multiple women approached me and started dancing with/on me and I panicked and backed away until they eventually left (except one who didn't leave but then I said I had to find my friends and I ran off the dance floor).
The ones I love are
>obvious they are done
>does the 'looking around,' walk
>passes by you multiple times and sorta stands near you then leaves
>NEVER makes eye contact though
women will never talk to you first, but if they find you attractive, they will position themselves in your vicinity.
I've been told this as well but I think it's only obvious if there is nobody else around and they set up near you. Unfortunately, my gym is really busy so a lot of times there are not many open spaces/machines left so they may be near me due to a lack of options.
Just have to read the room. Doesn't hurt to ask to rotate on the machine. If she reacts negatively, then you'll know for sure. The worst she can say is "no.."
Autismo deluxe here.
I've noticed this as well. But how do I talk with her?
Last week
>go to laundromat
>see cute redhead
>say goodmorning to her, she gives me 'that look' before saying good morning back
>go to place my clothes in the dryer and take a seat
>she does her stuff and sits next to me
>for the whole 15 min, do nothing but play on my phone, waiting for my clothes to dry out
>afterwards say have a good day and walk
Frick man, I hate being such a fricking moron
fricking pathetic
What is he supposed to do? I find myself in that kind of situation too and have no clue how to react. I once asked a girl to dance and she only wanted to dance to a particular type of song that they weren't playing, so I stood there next to her silently for an entire song, then the next song was the wrong type so I stood there silently for another half song until she was like "ok i'm gonna go I'll see you later."
But she did find me later and dance with me lol
I fricking realized that myself, but thanks anyways
Ask to rotate in on a machine, what kind of lift she is doing next, etc... Just be comfortable and confident and, most importantly, yourself. There isn't a one answer trick that guarantees success. Read the room and body language. It is very important to maintain eye contact when you do take that leap. You got this, Anon.
You know what? If they find me attractive and their best attempt at trying to seduce me is "just exist in his vicinity", then they don't deserve this dick.
Fricking lazy thots.
women are naturally submissive in these situations. 9.7/10 times, you are going to have to pull an opener to initiate. If you have already noticed her positioning, you're at an advantage. Best of luck, Anon.
Ok what move should I make? Do I just say "Hello"?
Women never want to initiate because coming off too strong reflects poorly on them.
this is true. Making the first move is masculine.
Imagining Lovecraft being followed around a derelict mansion by a disembodied ass in yoga pants, and slowly losing it (due to horniness).
>have very innocent childhood, had no idea what sex was until like 13
>kindergarten, 6 years old
>cutest girl in school comes up to me and says something like "wouldn't it be funny if I sat on your face"
>"haha yeah"
>she sits on my face almost every recess behind a spot where teachers couldn't see us
>always wore these really soft pink pants
>still remember the feeling of pure bliss, the feeling of not wanting anything else in the world and yes, I remember the aroma like it was yesterday
>from that point on I was obsessed with ass, not even understanding why until later
I love booty and booty loves me
I hate these women who tease with their stupid pants
I envy you like you wouldn't believe
THIS homie GOT MOLESTED BY A GIRL
And I still fap to it to this day.
I bury my face in every ass I can and it's glorious.
god i wish that were me when i was 13
THEY FRICKING DOO DOO FROM THAT, STAY AWAY
Booty shorts are superior to leggings.
Ive had this happen with the gym varbie when I was a complete DYEL. Just bending forward right in front of me. I agree with other anons that its like a mating ritual or just for attention. Also had another girl go on the threadmill next to me while I was OHPing, another guy got on the threadmill next to her and she immediately left lmao
Tyrone would have been splitting those cheeks by now, not posting on IST about it
Anyone have the webm of the girl accidentally doing that?
sometimes they'll say hi to me but i ignore them and then next time we pass each other they call me gay. makes me happy for some reason
I would notice this type of act back in school. When a girl is so noticeably into somebody they would go near them and bend down while fake tying their shoes or picking up something. It would so obvious to the point it becomes cringe to me