>be me
>gymcel looksmaxxing autist
>straight
>in the middle of a bench set
>some dude comes in
>average height, decently fit but not extreme build
>but the highest PSL face I've ever seen irl, legit turbo mogger, dirty blond med chad, with perfect greenish hunter eyes, perfectly angled long eyebrows, compact midface, 90% gonial angle, perfect facial width to height ratio and spacing of facial thirds, Norwood 0 - literally no facial flaws and a slight stubble, mogs so hard it's not even funny
>I can't help myself but stare and analyze his face for the whole next hour at the gym
>he notices and we lock eyes several times and I try to look away
>dude come up to me and smiles
>introduces himself to me, and we talk for 10 minutes, starts gradually asking more personal questions
>asks for my phone number and asks if I wanted to get coffee sometime
>I chuckle awkwardly and say "oh I'm not gay hahaha I just wish I had your face, I'd get so many girls if I looked like you - you're really handsome, man"
>he gives me a weird baffled and almost disgusted/puzzled look and wraps up our conversation then walks away
It's so fricking over. This was so humiliating. I need to find a new gym.
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You just complimented him. Nbd I would think.
>Nbd
have a nice day
>nbd
All these new acronyms i just cant keep up
this, also wtf is PSL face?
>PSL face
PuabawdHateLookism face
i wish i didnt ask
why the frick does any of this shit exist? what the frick is wrong with incels?
PSL = puahate bawdhate lookism (the 3 sites where incels obsess about their looks)
A PSL rating is like a regular rating except roughly 2 points lower because the idea is that people inflate ratings and women only want the most handsome men. So a PSL5 is like a real life 7, and a PSL6 is like a real life 8. PSL 7 = male model. PSL4 and below is considered subhuman.
not entirely accurate. 4 is the average guy. 8 is the max and probably doesn't exist irl. Male models are 6-7. A 7.5-8 is like god walking on earth with mortals
even if rebbit is a shithole you should have a look at the truerateme sub, shits pretty funny. They just spend all day negging foids and banning people who rate too high. frickin incels man
women complain that TRM is 'misogynistic' because they are honest and don't tell them what they want to hear
This guy could have been a poon stream for you, but you are moronic
this, just tell him you're not gay but you'd be glad to be his friend or whatever
he'd prob still think I was gay because there are apparently a lot of "straight" guys (gay in denial) that hook up with men
you might not be gay but you sure are a homosexual
im so thankful i dont know what half of that shit means
cannot believe you passed the opportunity to frick him. you gay or something bro?
I bet you're the kind of homosexual that talks to women and wants to have sexual intercourse with them
I respect people less when they talk like that to me. Not that I'm handsome, but when a homosexual goes:
>"hehe, I wish I had your body; you're really muscular"
I can't respect him, since he's either buttering me up like a sociopath or putting me on a pedastal. Well adjusted people are put off by this, and if you aren't, you're susceptible to joining cults.
Open question to the autistic people:
Why do you care what normies think? You've been different your whole life, probably have a bunch of humiliating situations that you couldn't even discern, you just see the world differently, why do you still get embarrassed? Just tell them you have autism and they'll understand
Lookism crowd are 100% closet homosexuals. You cannot dispute this. They're obsessed with male aesthetics and appearance. They are as gay as it gets.
You also have to keep in mind that looksmaxxers are the types of guys that will never attract women with their personality or status. They have this warped mindset that only if they become as physically attractive as they can possibly be, then will they get access to the pussy they couldn't get otherwise. This might even work for a few of them, but these guys will never be able to maintain long term relationships.
Strongly agree to some point.
This is correct to a certain sense, actual disfigured/disgusting dwellers do not frequent defunct forums/boards and are probably either social shut ins or too embittered/apathetic to participate in any form of communication due to multiple complexes. Those frickers who post about maxillas and ramuses are like b***hes who think their hips are too narrow or their lips are too thin. To hyperfixate on a single feature like a dumbass means that your overall look is fine enough so you have to dig really deep in your face in order to nitpick flaws to whine and cry about instead of talking to women like every single male has done before you.
this is the most autistic fricking "faces are math I heckin love science-ola" shit ever. lookism is objectively the most reddit subculture on the internet, equal only to actual reddit
Matt bomer looks like what women think of when they say it's about personality, like he genuinely represents what it means to be attractive yet unappealing.
Are you telling me you had an opportunity to get railed by a total gigachad, or perhaps rail him passionately, developing into a sweet storybook relationship in which you travel the world together and fall deeply in love, eventually getting married and moving to cabo, where you raise a family of a dog a cat and two adopted vietnamese children, before moving back home to care for your aging mother, watching your kids get older and graduate, and find spouses of their own, then embark on your third act of statehopping in a cute RV, before finally one day you wake up and he has passed, but you already always thought you'd survive him, and cry not for the loss but for the joy of your wonderful life together, and your only response was "oh I'm not gay hahaha"?
This happens to me all the time, imagine being a 10/10 genetically blessed dude, who can walk through pussy like a chink walks through a rice field, but decide "nah I wanna frick a bunker dwelling gymcel chud". Like homie are you intentionally choosing to be miserably rejected or something leave me alone
your whole life could be different if you just said yes
yeah he would have aids
It probably wasn't you saying that you're not gay that weirded him out, it was probably the creepy remark about wanting his face. If you told him you were straight he'd probably still wanna hang out in the hopes that you are in the closet. Nothing is better for a gay than fricking a "straight dude".
Similar thing happened to me, there's this weirdo dude in his mid 20's who is legitimately good looking that always fricking stared at me to the point where I got uncomfortable. Eventually I started going to the gym at another time to avoid him.
There's a guy in my gym and college who is a very similar description to yours, except he's taller. When I first met him in class I thought he was gigachad. But then I found he barely speaks lol. Anyway I thought your post was about him at first.
I'm straight but I do find it surprising the kind of gay dudes who hit on me. I get beautiful women sometimes but mostly women around my looks level. Whereas with gay guys it's sometimes male model type dudes. It reminds me of being in China for a visit and there'd be these Chinese women 10/10's eye fricking me everywhere. I guess it's less about looks and more about motivation. Good looking gay guys, being male, are motivated to frick everyone. And Chinese women, even 10/10's, are motivated to frick the lone white guy in their village
Okay real talk if some hot shot male model looking dude came up to you and showed interest then you must be quite good-looking yourself. In that case, you should really quit your lookism autism and go make friends, meet girls and that stuff anon. You're wasting your youth and time on these forums for nothing.
I'm extremely relieved that terachad is gay and not taking all the women himself
Bro you sound kinda gay fr no cap on god zesty ass homie
Bro I think you are the gay one here.
This can't be real because you passed up the opportunity to be friends with gigachad. Unless he's just charismamaxxed too and befriends everyone (likely).
How can someone have this much jaw and still be a redditposting moron that takes terrible photos on their flip phone and asks about male grooming
Your a homosexual for not taking him up on his coffee date offer
>be me
>Dylan Normaldude
>gay
>walk into gym
>see cute guy on bench
>notices he looks in my direction multiple times
>finally muster up the courage to talk to him
>talk to him a bit
>finally I ask him if he wants to grab a coffee
>He says he is straight, but that I am an attractive guy
>Sad he wasn't interested, but at least he was nice about it
Sometimes I think I'm autistic, but I guess there's always a bigger sperg out there saying absolutely moronic shit like that.
>the highest PSL face I've ever seen irl, legit turbo mogger, dirty blond med chad, with perfect greenish hunter eyes, perfectly angled long eyebrows, compact midface, 90% gonial angle, perfect facial width to height ratio and spacing of facial thirds, Norwood 0 - literally no facial flaws and a slight stubble, mogs so hard it's not even funny
>oh I'm not gay
>he looks baffled
have you ever considered that you might actually be gay? I'm not insulting you and I'm no gay so don't take this as a groomer post. If anything I'm slightly anti gay, but in all seriousness mate writing this shit online is the gayest shit I've ever seen. It's ok to be gay if you're actually gay and not coping for being a khv