>be me, uninteresting virgin. >get?

>be me, uninteresting virgin
>get IST
>not enough
>decide to embrace my roots
>drink only water, whiskey, tea, and Guinness
>only eat beef, potatoes, cabbage, garlic, and dairy
>take up boxing and learn how to dirty box too
>start walking around with a cloak and a shillelagh
>now have friends and slay puss
Why didn't you all tell me it was this easy?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >embracing irish roots
    >not eating primarily barley and oat cakes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      colcannon, you fucking black & tan.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    and yet you have never actually gone to ireland you dweeb?? i have accessed more irish culture as a tourist than you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn’t matter. He has the blood of a thousand Celtic warriors coursing through his veins and you don’t. He is a part of ireland and you were a tourist

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Celtic
        >ireland

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Let’s hear what you think a Celt is amerishart. Should be entertaining. It has nothing to do with basketball btw

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't know

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/YSBsg4N.jpg

          and yet you have never actually gone to ireland you dweeb?? i have accessed more irish culture as a tourist than you

          Lol you can both floss your teeth with my bright red ginger ball hair. Picrel was part of my captcha. Even 4chinz knows what you gays are

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He also has the seamen of a thousand Celtic warriors running from his asshole

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        An bhfuil Gaeilge ag aon duine anseo?

        Let’s hear what you think a Celt is amerishart. Should be entertaining. It has nothing to do with basketball btw

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wow shekelsberg, you really showed us that race is a social construct and that dna doesn’t exist with that one! Whiteoids btfo!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Wow shekelsberg, you really showed us that race is a social construct and that dna doesn’t exist with that one! Whiteoids btfo!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I couldn't help but imagine one of the kids from The Magic Schoolbus saying this to Ms. Grizzle

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He alsp has at least 5 generations of Afrimorons, Yanks and mexicans pushing the blood out again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wdym he wouldnt put irish pepe and brag about being irish if he wasnt irish living in ireland would he?
      He couldnt possibly be bragging amerimutt could he?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Who are you asking?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be Irish
    >go to UK or US
    >put "Irish" in Tindr bio

    hey presto

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry that was a typo. I meant *Grindr bio*

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    An bhfuil Gaeilge ag aon duine anseo?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tá gaeilge agam agus tá bod mor agam

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    North Americans acting like they're a part of their euro culture is cringe as hell and I say that as a NA dude.

    Go experience it in person or stop larping. They'd laugh in your face.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Picrel

      Americans larping as Europeans are totally ridiculous. Same for Argiefags/Huemonkes larping as Italian/Spaniard/German.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Weird that we seem more proud of our blood than you Yoorofag

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A ton of westoids are brainwashed into thinking an African who was born in their country is a countryman whereas their own blood isn’t if they were part of a diaspora. It’s a weirdly American way of thinking about nationality too, that they’re all of a sudden some melting pot nation of immigrants and blood doesn’t matter despite the being in their own ancestral homeland. Sad to see people on IST fall for it even d4h4p

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nation and blood are completely different. If someone is born from two German parents, and they happen to be born in Italy, then genetically they're German and not Italian. The "we're all in it together guys" shit is purely a political move. Same reason they tacked on trans people onto gay rights shit. They're just bolstering the numbers to try and overwhelm

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Only to a point. If you aren't also born and raised in your "ethnic" country, then you aren't truly a part of the land, it's people, it's culture or heritage. "Blood" is more than ancestry, however, if you don't have ancestry then you don't have the blood.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but this here is a true son of the soil right?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, which is why I said
                >If you don't have ancestry then you don't have the blood.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thats cuz america is the greatest country in the world. Who racks up debt and causes the rest of the world to pay for it? Who gets to bully every other country? America. Whatever shithole an immigrant comes from is irrelevant because america is better

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nationality is blood AND culture. A moron born to African parents in Germany isn't German, but neither is someone born to German parents in the US who has never set foot into Germany and doesn't speak the language. Unless you fulfill BOTH requirements (genetic heritage AND cultural partocipation), you don't belong to a nationality.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, if he speaks the language and knows the culture he's more German than some 7% German amerishart

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              no, he would be precisely 7% less german than that hypothetical amerishart. Nice try though jamal

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A ton of westoids are brainwashed into thinking an African who was born in their country is a countryman whereas their own blood isn’t if they were part of a diaspora. It’s a weirdly American way of thinking about nationality too, that they’re all of a sudden some melting pot nation of immigrants and blood doesn’t matter despite the being in their own ancestral homeland. Sad to see people on IST fall for it even d4h4p

          Nation and blood are completely different. If someone is born from two German parents, and they happen to be born in Italy, then genetically they're German and not Italian. The "we're all in it together guys" shit is purely a political move. Same reason they tacked on trans people onto gay rights shit. They're just bolstering the numbers to try and overwhelm

          There's no "ours".

          You guys are a melting pot just like Brazil is, the thing you guys think that you are better because you're whiter (which is becoming debatable). There's no point on you guys claiming to be Irish when you have no fckng idea about Ireland is,or claiming to be Italian just because your great granpas were from "the old country" and you like pasta.

          The sons of immigrants born into a country may not be European nationals, but Americans sure aren't either. You guys are something else, accept it, and be proud of it, it worked for you guys. At the end you are from US, a foreign land, that is enslaving economically and culturally colonizing Europe with your bs (like racism, SJW and all this crap that we never gave 2 shits) since the WW2.

          If you guys come here and claim be to be German, Italian, Austrian, Swiss, Spanish or whatever, without any knowledge of the country, it's culture or the language, people will only laugh at you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I’m not even reading this. You’ve been D&C’d by anti-white propaganda bro, it doesn’t make me mad it just makes me sad to see it. And where America leads you follow so have fun being a mutt

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Wow shekelsberg, you really showed us that race is a social construct and that dna doesn’t exist with that one! Whiteoids btfo!

              No one here is saying anything anti white.

              We're saying you aren't European, that's it.

              Just accept that you're American and cut the LARPing bs. That's it. I mean, it's an advice, so you look less like a stupid American.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I’m not OP and I’m not an American. White pride worldwide bro, amerisharts getting in touch with their ethnic roots and celebrating their history is an inherently good thing, and only a rootless international clique and their shabbos goy would argue otherwise

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Europeans are just faggy Americans
                You larp as Americans way harder than Bill from Boston larps as Irish

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Cope a little harder, McMutt.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm proud of my ancestors making their success in a foreign land where they could barely speak the language, they established themselves as cores of a culture where they were once hated, and even won the battle of if they were considered white or not. I'm an American, but I'm also Irish-American

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw brown

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Very based, I got myself my old grandpa’s shillelagh might have to start walking around with it too

  8. 1 month ago
    Shamrock /fit/ server : https://discord.gg/jeFxG8qy

    Haha what a story mark

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    one could say you started being yourself

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You need to be eating at least 5 kilos of potatoes each day. Take the potato pill.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't that data taken from field and dock workers? I remember there being a paper I read a long time ago that other than their small paycheck they'd be paid in potatoes and either herring or skim milk depending on what was available

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You will look like pic related by the time you are in your mid 30s

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Pintman
      Fucking hell that is hilarious. It's truly a job for these people. And I use the word people in the loosest sense possible.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Those Leinster fuckers aren't people.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're from Boston shut the fuck up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Póg mo thóin gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Póg mo thóin fa-ACK!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >t. rotten toothed hillbilly that got his routine from the English

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            hello plastic paddy

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Scotts Irish aren't the same thing as regular irish

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Then why do the irish in america claim the """scotch irish""" as their own?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                because they're americans

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no they aren't

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's why they identified themselves as Irish when they arrived in the colonies, right? A bunch of Catholics from the north settled there too at the same time but converted to Protestantism and took Anglo wives so they got absorbed into the mainstream. Also Jackson was a member of a Hibernian lodge in Pennsylvania.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The angry söyface nerd.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >That's why they identified themselves as Irish when they arrived in the colonies, right? A bunch of Catholics from the north settled there too at the same time but converted to Protestantism and took Anglo wives so they got absorbed into the mainstream. Also Jackson was a member of a Hibernian lodge in Pennsylvania.
                cope plastic
                Scots irish were not irish and never will be 🙂

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You sure do talk a ton of shit for someone who’s been pretending to be Irish this whole thread

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No irish ever claimed Andrew Jackson lmao, just more hibernophobia making up things to shit on Irish people

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wow that's wild
          Old propaganda always says a lot
          Notice how most of those things are recognizable as ancestors of modern liberal values
          Modern liberalism is an ideological descendent of Anglo Protestantism

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            For sure. Modern american leftoidism is just the salem witch trials but on twitter

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              And gayer.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get a load of the seething garden gnome itt lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      seething plastic paddy
      you will never be irish

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ok chud, have fun being a mudblood

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you will never be irish you seething plastic paddy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So... he wants gibs then huh? Because that's all I'm seeing in picrel

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Wouldn’t want to be, I live in Poland you garden gnome retard. I hope we reopen the camps soon btw 🙂

              fuck off fenian

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What the hell are you even talking about retard? Are you having a nervous episode?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks something that died out 100 years ago is still an insult
                Lmao Dude you're starting to get on some schizo shit

                I'll join in on the fun here too. You're a fucking wacko dude. Keep em coming

                ulster is british

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Take your meds

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/WiKqA0Y.jpg

                First off, it's was the Scots who emigrated there. Second of all, picrel now.

                Ulster? As in the ULSTER SCOTS? Dude just leave this thread lmao

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >just further nonsense because you're a retarded moron
                have a nice day moron

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                First off, it's was the Scots who emigrated there. Second of all, picrel now.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ulster? As in the ULSTER SCOTS? Dude just leave this thread lmao

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks something that died out 100 years ago is still an insult
                Lmao Dude you're starting to get on some schizo shit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nta, but if you think the idea of the identity "Fenian" died out over a century ago then you are most definitely an ignorant Yank.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like an American zoomer who watched a count dankula YouTube video ya dingus

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I was born and reared in Tullycarnet in the last ten years of The Troubles.
                You stink of foreigner.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I heard the IRA is active up by you again and the news is burying it. Is there truth to that?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Probably. Been out of the country a couple of years, coming home in the next few months.
                I'll find out.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Liar

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, why not.

                Hoping it was just a rumor then

                Hopefully. I'm not keen on going back to more bombings. I like my nightwalks, got used to having them in Australia.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I'll find out

                No you won't autist. Stop larping and just bee yourself

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone knows everyone's shit in Ulster.
                I'll find out whether I want to or not, you stupid yankee cunt.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sure you will you larping shitskin. Have fun being in the IRA lmao

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                My area was UVF, but sure Yankee Doodle.
                Believe or don't, either way the thread gets bumped.
                How does it feel knowing your money that you raised to help "Get the Brits out of Ireland" actually goes to Irish Politicians selling the land to corporations and flooding it with foreign slaves granted citizenship?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not your boogeyman larper. Post an irish street sign with a timestamp and your hand or otherwise you're just an american larping

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Probably. Been out of the country a couple of years, coming home in the next few months.
                I'll find out.

                Learn 2 read gay. You even quoted me in your other schizo post.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No idea what you're talking about schizo. Post a timestamp and irish drivers license or something bucko.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Seriously learn to read you stupid fucking moron
                >post a picture
                You first gay, make it of you hanging yourself you stupid fucking moron

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The lady doth protest too much, methinks

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Hoping it was just a rumor then

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'll join in on the fun here too. You're a fucking wacko dude. Keep em coming

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wouldn’t want to be, I live in Poland you garden gnome retard. I hope we reopen the camps soon btw 🙂

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    F

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you telling me I should larp as an irishman?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      May as well, everyone else is.
      Just don't go to Ireland while you're LARPingn

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah why not? you gonna seethe about it on IST moshe?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    t. sam hyde

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am Irish, all of you besides OP are retarded

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >t. moron of the British isles

    • 1 month ago
      Chud Anon

      Ireland isn't British

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The British Isles are a group of islands in the North Atlantic Ocean off the north-western coast of continental Europe, consisting of the islands of Great Britain, Ireland, the Isle of Man, the Inner and Outer Hebrides, the Northern Isles, and over six thousand smaller islands.

        • 1 month ago
          Chud Anon

          >posting bong propoganda

          I’m glad you’re being colonized on your own island at this point

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You do realise the islands were named by the Romans 2000 years ago, right?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Those islands were actually named by the indigenous queer and non-binary POC who inhabited them before genocidal european colonization

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ends your history and lineage forever

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >lets the garden gnomes back into England after chud king Edward expelled them centuries before
      Based

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A friend stayed in Ireland for a year as an exhange student. He claims that Ireland is effectively a third world country in Europe. A stark contrast from Norway. Pleasant climate tho.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure they don't even have running water everywhere

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My friend studies in dublin, says it's fine, meanwhile we're from Pooland and people say that the US has regressed to a 3 world country. Shit's not looking vert good ngl

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Backward stupid people that the British tried to drag kicking and screaming into the 20th century, but they sperged out and went back to their old ways. Fortunately the mutts have found a use for them as a tax haven and are slowly fixing the shithole.

  21. 1 month ago
    KING OF CUNNY

    irish are literal subhuman leprechonos and they should all be maimed enslaved and executed

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if I have two roots? Should I start eating couscous and lamb, some hashish, and go to the mosque on Fridays? Or should I drink wine, eat beef and pork and bread and croissants, smoke cigarettes and go to church on Sunday?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Both

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >goes to mosque on Sundays
        >eats pork and drinks wine

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But i did

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, he wears them really well.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, he wears them really well.

      Isn't he married by now? Obviously to another man.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Seethe harder, eurotrash

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