>be office cuck
>tell boss i want a treadmill desk for my office
>they buy it and now i walk 20 miles a day minimum
>on top of my normal cardio and lifting
>tdee is now 6k calories a day
>consume all office treats
>constantly ordered free lunch
>am the fittest and most jacked guy in the whole building now
Take the treadmill desk pill IST
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>tell boss to buy me my own workout equipment for my cubical
>he does it
What the frick is your job?
They be hatin'
You rollin'
Any office job in Europe
Sys admin. Step up homie
Typical dreadfully boring IST autist job.
definitely tech. I went into a major healthcare companies data science floor and they had like 15 of these fricking things in soundproof glass rooms.
Youre work must be pretty easy then
>be WFH chad
>go to the gym, buy groceries and go for 2 hour hike in the woods while mouse jiggler at home does my "job"
I hate corona and its consequences, except WFH. That shit is godsend.
>mfw no face when getting for 40 hrs a week, while working less than half of that.
7 hours a week is certainly less than half
How do these cost $10k?
Companies buy them, not individuals
Density of material since they have to remain rock solid while a fatass is sprinting on it. Plus what is effectively tank tread technology.
i used a 50€ second hand one that needed a new 80€ belt, kek
This is the weirdest marketing attempt I've ever seen
I would take this pill except I think typing must be a pain in the c**t to do while walking
Also need a tall enough desk (because if it's attached to the treadmill it'll probably wobble)
And I doubt it's as easy to think when walking as opposed to sitting still, I'm the only dev on my team so even though I'm moronic I have to solve all my own problems by myself
Walking is based though, have been taking walks for my lunch break, I want to be that guy who goes for a walk
>you mean, he isn't actually going anywhere?
>no! He just goes out, and then comes back
>Also need a tall enough desk (because if it's attached to the treadmill it'll probably wobble)
Most threadmills have nice and strong arms, mine
was flat so i only needed to add a table.
>I doubt it's as easy to think when walking as opposed to sitting still
Actually is easier to think, i am more creative in the walking desk. Kinda difficult to write on it tho, but when i do i just I put it in a very slow pace and that was it.
I am not WFH right now, the treadmill is still in a warehouse after i moved. Shit i need to buy a house
>tdee is now 6k calories a day
You have to have some type of brain damage if you believe this.
>3mph at 5% incline for 10 hours a day plus cardio and weights for an average 200lb 6ft male
6000 is possible
Look up thru hikers diet while hike 20 miles a day. They crush food like 4k calories per day then in towns when they resupply they’ll eat double that and still lose weight
I have the standing desk and I have the treadmill but I can't fricking put the two together yet. Living in a slide puzzle right now.
>on wheels
Wouldn't it be rolling all around the office as he walks on it though? Or do they lock the wheels?
Walking on the treadmill makes the wheels move and that is intended; the faster you run, the faster you move the treadmill around the room. Its meant to make your desk mobile so you can never leave it