>be office cuck. >tell boss i want a treadmill desk for my office

>be office cuck
>tell boss i want a treadmill desk for my office
>they buy it and now i walk 20 miles a day minimum
>on top of my normal cardio and lifting
>tdee is now 6k calories a day
>consume all office treats
>constantly ordered free lunch
>am the fittest and most jacked guy in the whole building now

Take the treadmill desk pill IST

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tell boss to buy me my own workout equipment for my cubical
    >he does it
    What the fuck is your job?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Youre work must be pretty easy then

      They be hatin'
      You rollin'

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any office job in Europe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sys admin. Step up bro

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Typical dreadfully boring IST autist job.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      definitely tech. I went into a major healthcare companies data science floor and they had like 15 of these fucking things in soundproof glass rooms.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Youre work must be pretty easy then

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be WFH chad
    >go to the gym, buy groceries and go for 2 hour hike in the woods while mouse jiggler at home does my "job"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate corona and its consequences, except WFH. That shit is godsend.

      >mfw no face when getting for 40 hrs a week, while working less than half of that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        7 hours a week is certainly less than half

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do these cost $10k?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Companies buy them, not individuals

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Density of material since they have to remain rock solid while a fatass is sprinting on it. Plus what is effectively tank tread technology.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i used a 50€ second hand one that needed a new 80€ belt, kek

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the weirdest marketing attempt I've ever seen

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would take this pill except I think typing must be a pain in the cunt to do while walking
    Also need a tall enough desk (because if it's attached to the treadmill it'll probably wobble)
    And I doubt it's as easy to think when walking as opposed to sitting still, I'm the only dev on my team so even though I'm retarded I have to solve all my own problems by myself
    Walking is based though, have been taking walks for my lunch break, I want to be that guy who goes for a walk
    >you mean, he isn't actually going anywhere?
    >no! He just goes out, and then comes back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also need a tall enough desk (because if it's attached to the treadmill it'll probably wobble)
      Most threadmills have nice and strong arms, mine

      i used a 50€ second hand one that needed a new 80€ belt, kek

      was flat so i only needed to add a table.
      >I doubt it's as easy to think when walking as opposed to sitting still
      Actually is easier to think, i am more creative in the walking desk. Kinda difficult to write on it tho, but when i do i just I put it in a very slow pace and that was it.
      I am not WFH right now, the treadmill is still in a warehouse after i moved. Shit i need to buy a house

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tdee is now 6k calories a day
    You have to have some type of brain damage if you believe this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >3mph at 5% incline for 10 hours a day plus cardio and weights for an average 200lb 6ft male
      6000 is possible

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look up thru hikers diet while hike 20 miles a day. They crush food like 4k calories per day then in towns when they resupply they’ll eat double that and still lose weight

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have the standing desk and I have the treadmill but I can't fucking put the two together yet. Living in a slide puzzle right now.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >on wheels
    Wouldn't it be rolling all around the office as he walks on it though? Or do they lock the wheels?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Walking on the treadmill makes the wheels move and that is intended; the faster you run, the faster you move the treadmill around the room. Its meant to make your desk mobile so you can never leave it

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