>Be white. >Go bald

>Be white
>Go bald

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    hold up, let me check if I have any fricks to give.
    >no fricks found
    it goes in all fields.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lose hair
    >more of my beautiful white skin is now visible

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly a europoor problem lol. Theyre too poor to afford min fin dut and hair transplants

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >taking chemicals cause you are too insecure about your hair
      are you a woman?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. But you europoors make less than american single moms working in mcdonalds

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nope
          so why do you care about some hair?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because i have hella money

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know that different countries have different costs of living right? Why dont you come live in a real white country then? Nope you are trapped in your liberal shithole of fat people, mutts and trannies

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lol america absolutely has the highest standard of living in terms of food and board.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              No it doesn't lmao. Check rates of obesity and depression in usa compared to europe countries

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Living is literally less expensive in america this is not up for debate

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >rent is 2k
                lol

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                For a nice 2 bedroom maybe. Just a fact that america has higher wages and cheaper living than any other first world country. Don’t you pay like $8 for a liter of gas? We pay 2.50 a gallon. Almost every food item is twice as expensive in europe compared to america, I have personally witnessed this.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. But you europoors make less than american single moms working in mcdonalds

      Because i have hella money

      Lol america absolutely has the highest standard of living in terms of food and board.

      >be American subhuman mutt
      >go to Europe
      >suddendly you're a poorgay and complain that everything is expensive
      >die of heart attack because you have to make more than 3k steps a day
      And no. You don't have high quality food. Your food is typical goy cattle slop packed with every possible poison.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        American cities have all the best food, just don’t be poor

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. ahmed the child rapist living in eurostan
        sure whatever you say, rapefugee

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a single white country on that list.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be black
    >Go to prison

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Highest test race
    Whites are also all the strongest men and have the biggest dicks

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm skeptical, as I'd have thought the Netherlands and scandi countries would be not only on this list, but hear the top. Literally every Dutch man I've met over the age of 20 was already noticeably receded

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      half the dutchmen over the age of 25 have the hairline of arjen robben, no way they're not on the list

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well I don't think anyone went to fricking nigreria to count how many bald people there are in that country, so the chart is BS of course. Also, even black women use wigs

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be black
    >be bald by default because hair looks like shit anyway

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey man i frickin love being bald and having a sick beard. Literally my favourite hairstyle ive ever had

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here if you want the non shit version of this statistics because the sun left out half the countries like Italy and the US for whatever reason

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be black
    >Have nappy hair

    Black person
    I
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    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off leave you weird c**t

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can't handle a joke mate?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          where was the joke, "mate"? let's see if you can identify your own brainrot

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"Mate"
            I'm not your buddy, pal. Just keep crying about it anon, not everyone gets to understand a joke lol.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              i figured not XD

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Since you're actually that autistic that you couldn't grasp it, I feel kinda bad for you. Here, bro.
                en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parody

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >parody of calling people Black person on IST
                here's a better link, phonegay: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humour

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                how mad can you get gey boy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be black
      >be bald by default because hair looks like shit anyway

      >Be black
      >Go to prison

      Why are you assuming op is black?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, I'll make some variation
        >Be chink
        >Can't even see hair because it's covered by straw peasant hat

        CHING
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        G

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Everything Whites do/have/look like is shit
    American culture sure is weird.

    Btw, the highest baldness rate is in the Near and Middle East countries, iirc. Just saying.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn the ainu even cluster with us in the baldness rates but sure they are totally not related to us... atleast thats the nationalist cope

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >one island on an archipelago of islands in east asia has a slightly higher rate of balding as compared to its neighbors
        >and i'm supposed to believe these guys aren't related to me??
        Black person, what the frick are you even getting at here?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >one island on an archipelago of islands in east asia has a slightly higher rate of balding as compared to its neighbors and looks very similiar to the people in europe and not like asians at all
          fixed that for you

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is wrong with seattle and vancouver

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      now I know why turks invented hair transplants and israelites wear hats all the time

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      more like the smoothman empire

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure the Canadian Physical Anthropologists braved the jungles of the dark continent to bring us this accurate data.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >slavs
    >medis
    >white
    Since when is this board full of slavs? Pearls before swines.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw white
    >tfw dad was a norwood 2 at 70+
    >tfw maternal grandfather was a norwood 2 at 80+
    >tfw norwood 1 at 29
    feels fricking good man, i may have lost the genetic lottery in a hundred different ways but at least i never have to worry about losing my hair. probably won't even go grey before 60

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bald
    >have gf
    I'm doing better than the majority of this board.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    very true, australian here norwood 7 - couldn't give a frick though

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    rather be white and bald than dark skinned with great hair.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >real men have short hair
    >im balding because im high test
    >long hair is for hippies

    Many copes.

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