>be you
>walking home at night
>hear growl
>turn around
>see this
wat do?
are you fit enough to beat off a rabid dog? no you do not have a gun or a knife, this is hand to hand combat
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Wait for it to lunge and hit the neck with a kick. Or sacrifice your weak arm and choke it out.
>sacrifice your weak arm
good job, you're dead now
If you give your arm you're going to get rabies you fricking dunce.
You just get the shot. Although without the shot rabies is 100% lethal.
And if this is a post-apocalyptic scenario I am wearing vambraces.
You go to any hospital with an animal bite, they give you preventative treatment. And rabies aren't dangerous until symptoms show which can take weeks or months. If by that time you didn't go to a doctor, that's on you
>rabies aren't
opinion discarded
better to take a painful shot in the asscheek later than getting mauled right now
is it in the ass now? I thought they still jabbed you in the abdomen, or was that something else.
That was rabies, needle in the guts
uhhhh.... i think you mean hand to PAW combat buddy. better luck next time!
I'm a werewolf, awooooo
I do nothing and the dog submits rolls on it’s back and tries to look cute.
>be fishing in the public easement in my backyard which is a 50 foot patch of grass behind everyone’s property line and is public property
>walk few houses down
>1 house away from me is a guy mowing is lawn, he’s like 5 houses away so it’s my neighbor
>double takes at me and stops mowing starts angrily shaking his hand and pantomiming his hands like an angry homosexual
>uh okay surely that’s unrelated to me, a man who is just fishing somewhere plenty of people fish where I have lived for half my life
>his wife comes running out and asks him what’s wrong, glance and he’s now gesturing at me and stomps off inside his house
>wife stands there pissy faced hands on hips
>uh okay that’s weird but I’m not even behind their house
>she walks back into her backyard, comes back smirking just has this shit eating grin
>opens her gate and lets her dogs out
>one is one of those giant 150lb poodle mastiff dogs the other is a toy poodle
>Bert stare while they charge at me barking
>shrug it off and look back at the water
>run up to me, I look back at them wondering if this b***h seriously just did this and whether I have to now kill a dog
>both roll onto back and start wagging tails and go silent
>start playing with the dogs and laughing, look at karen
>she’s losing her shit and the grin she had is nowhere to be found, calls her dogs back in and stomps off inside
I was gonna kick the dog in it’s ribs as hard as I could before it laid down. I could have gotten that couple fined for harassment (fishing and hunting is protected where I am). I could have killed both of her dogs and I would have been in my right. Pretty sure one of them is a cop too. I’m not afraid of dogs but imagine I was carrying and I was afraid of dogs, lmao that b***h was dumb.
Angrily shaking his head*.
Also wanted to clarify, I was behind the house next to his. He was a good 100 feet from me. I also couldn’t have been in his area to fish if I tried because he’s blocked the water off with trees. Probably intentionally because his yard is next to this gate/pump which opens to let big fish through and the fishing right next to their tends to be really good. So dude probably has issue with fishermen but realistically his area has had the trees and bushes there for like 15 years now. Really curious what they planned to do if the dog attacked me (regardless if I killed it). Public property, not even behind their own, harassing and attacked a fisherman. Like shit I should have started fighting the dog and got it to bite me tbqh. Easy lawsuit
How would you have killed them?
I’d kick the dog in the ribs, pin it’s head to the ground and pull my knife and shank it in the neck, or shank wildly if it attacked and I messed the kick up. If a dog bites you, you have to either stick fingers in its ass or jam your hand down it’s throat, this confuses the animal and makes it frick off. A perfectly timed kick to the ribs/chest area will disable most dogs. If it attacked me despite any of that, then all I could do is stab it and not let it at my throat, I’d get fricked up if it was the dog I mentioned but I’d have probably survived and it would end up dead. The smaller dog is have thrown like iggy back at the lady just to add insult if you get that reference.
I like dogs, I was mostly upset that I may have had to hurt/kill one. I think dogs can sense danger and your willingness to harm them and if they determine you’re gonna frick them up if they try they back down.
There’s also a pretty solid chance that cop was planning to shoot me if I defended myself from its dog. I should really report them to their department even though this was about 8 months ago.
>kick the dog
Are you sure this works? Dogs are all muscle, I doubt a strong kick can do serious damage
fricking psychos,watch your back with those crazy c**ts.
I don’t even know if they realize I live next to them. I’ve done my best to let it go, but the cheeky butthole in me wants to print the exact statute that says what they did was illegal on one side of a paper, then print a wallet on the otherwise fold it so it looks like a wallet and drop it on their sidewalk and just do that every couple weeks.
Or get on the various neighbor apps and post about what they did so everyone around with children hates them. Like it was super over the line. It was an attack. It was an attempt on my life as far as I’m concerned. I’m very sure if the dog attacked me and I fought back they were planning to shoot me. And even if not, the dog could have just as easily killed me.
What would satisfy me is getting the cop fired so he loses his pension. I don’t normally have issues with cops but this homosexual is a pig. Maybe instead of the wallet I’ll just drop strips of bacon every few days
>place litter near their house that other people will pick up
>try to out-gossip a full-time woman
>feed their dogs bacon
these are all appropriately dystopian, post-community options, so I approve. It would be insane of you to consider options like "knock on the door and introduce yourself as a neighbor" or "report the incident to the police" or "leave a note in their mailbox".
You’re right, but I don’t really feel it’s right for me to give them the respect they should have given me. Keep in mind these people are mid 40s, twice my age. They know better. At this point it doesn’t even matter, realistically. If it ever happened again I’d just confront them and ask what the problem is and explain if they keep doing this it will eventually happen to someone who is afraid of dogs who also carries and that they need to use their words if they care about their pets. Because that’s the truth, eventually they’ll do that to some nig or redneck who’s afraid of dogs. I know for a fact children fish there, I really hope they’re not sending that dog after them too.
You did well. I would've confronted them though even if in a later time or at least reported them to HOA or whatever gay shit you American suburbanites have.
Pull out gun and shoot it. BTW, I'm an American so I do have a gun on me at all times.
>squat down and start speaking in high pitched voice
>make funny noises and say "who's a good doggo yea you are oh yes you're a good doggo aren't you"
>dog is now my friend and I pet it for a while
>find the nearest store and get some meat for him
🙂
this is a hilarious mindset to me, and i see it all the time with americans. in my shithole country packs of dogs roam streets and will frick your shit up if you arent paying attention. i guess american dogs are all neutered and non-aggressive? its not like that in most countries
there's not really any feral dogs anywhere and there's laws against having your pet dogs roam freely. most wild dogs get shot or taken to the humane society where it will get adopted by some white girl.
interesting. ive seen american tourists on the street approach CLEARLY aggressive dogs, that are baring their teeth and have their ears pinned back and they always do that high pitched voice "hi puppy!" thing. then they act shocked when the dog bites them. ive seen that exact scenario at least 20 times
Yeah, America is pretty great. By comparison, the rest of the world seems like a big ghetto.
i honestly think its to your detriment. living in such opulence makes you totally unaware of danger
It's OK, we have more guns and training that most first world militaries and know better than to relax around blacks.
so true
>there's laws
if that were enough, why would we have police?
an old hispanic instructor told a story about how he used to shoot unleashed dogs in his neighborhood. He'd get on a bike as a kid, and pack heat, and leave dog corpses around his neighborhood. I was horrified until I moved to an area with so many roaming dogs that I had to start planning my routes to avoid them.
because people outside the hood obey laws.
a pack of dogs is a lot more likely to attack than a single animal, they get wienery in groups and rightly so
a functioning society would kill these dangerous animals off
I'm euro and I backpacked across Jugoslavia down to Greece, sure when they're in packs I wouldn't go near them but most of them are just really chill once they see you won't harm them. I've interacted with at least 30 dogs both in big cities and in the middle of nowhere, never had a problem
:3
Beat... off?
Why is this so funny I’m giggling like a moron rn
It'll probably be less aggressive after it's busted a nut
Red rocket, red rocket
I would run it's a rabid dog, and i'm too poor of an american to affotd healthcare
>beat off a dog
Why does OP think of these things
>are you fit enough to beat off a rabid dog?
homie I'll make that dog's eyes roll back. I'll have it all fricked up by how hard a grown human male made it nut, lil homie will have to go to therapy.
Yeah, I'm much stronger than a dog, but I'm gonna get hurt. Hopefully I can avoid being attacked in the first place. Really don't want a rabies shot.
>no you do not have a gun
Yes I do
Beating off dogs is (rightfully) illegal except in Ontario.
>are you fit enough to beat off a rabid dog?
>beat off
I'm not a white woman
>walking home
Black person I have a brand new 4runner
Toryoders are pretty well built
goddamn the new design is so fricking gay. 2nd and 1st gen are the only 4runners worth owning
6th gen debuts on the April 9
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SOVL
absolutely sovlless
no idea but not running away, when I was a kid there was this one little neurotic gray shit at grandma's village that always scared me off, well one day he was faster and managed to bite me in ankle, same situation week later but I was so pissed for previous time that instead of running away I started to run towards him with the intent of stomping it to death, the little shit just squeaked and ran off since that I never ran from dogs and even if they bark they suddenly stop when you realize you're not afraid, so no I don't know if I'd be able to beat rabid dog but running away is not a solution since it signals them to attack you
This is now a 4runner thread.
Frick your gay dog scenario no one cares
OP, i own a chink made burning laser. I blinded a dog a few months ago. That'll teach him to shit on the streets and growl at people at night.
I'm white, why would I fear a dog?