Yeah, I'm sure something you have to soak in water for an entire day just to eat them (after cooking them, of course) are great for your health. Never mind the bloating and huge amounts of gas produced after eating them, I'm sure that's a clear indicator of good digestion.
Dont listen to him he has a digestive disorder ans thinks everyone should eat in that manner. He shows up every threat that mentions fiber and tries to hate on every food that isnt low fiber. Its stupid
>I'm sure something you have to soak in water for an entire day just to eat them
Oh no, I have to do something we've been doing for millennia - prepare food instead of eating it raw like a fricking animal, how horrible >Never mind the bloating and huge amounts of gas produced after eating them
Sounds like a (you) problem homie, try not being an intestinelet.
You don't have to soak them when they are fresh (have you ever even seen a fresh pea in pod you dumb frick) and won't cause any issues if you have healthy gut.
If you look the nutrients you'll notice how lentils have wayyyy less calories than beans. This means with lentils you get more nutrients per calory. >correlation=caucation
Don't care.
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I know the study you think this comes from and it was a questionnaire of old people and the one common thread was that they ate beansLMAO
Okay, yeah it must be the beans keeping old people alive
Correct. Even if I feel mostly fine eating beans, I feel even better not eating them. Legume copers can't know this because they've never tried eliminating them.
Pythagoras and the pythagoreans had a secret reason for not eating beans and not stepping on beans and would rather die than reveal that secret. Where they right, bros? What was their reason?
One day Pythagoras was discoursing with Numa Pompilius who came to visit him from Rome. After they spoke on matters pertaining to sacrifices, their conversation moved to laws and which ones create the most virtuous citizens. As they elaborated on their views, their attention was suddenly captured by an insolent Syracusan artisan who upon seeing a Phoenician merchant reach into his sack, take out a handful of beans and shove them into his mouth, loudly exclaimed "AYO THIS homie EATIN BEANS". Pythagoras hearing this felt a sharp cold sensation in his golden thigh and taking it to be an ill omen, made a vow to never eat any beans, lest his people become negrified
Enjoy your antinootrients
just cook them fricktard
You can't neutralize the antinutrients in beans. Why would you want to, anyway? They're designed to kill you and make you suffer.
Speak for yourself, I neutralize antinutrients all the time. No faceless government beautecrat will tell this blue blooded American what to do.
Beans suck, starches are better. Beans are too high in protein, calcium, and oxalates (which all cause kidney stones).
Beans are literally starches
They contain starches, but are also 30% protein.
I accept your concession
>Kidney stones
Just drink more water ffs. Do I have to slap the soda from your hand, fatty?
water is not going to get rid of any more plant toxins you moron
Frick yourself
Beanz + chiggen + hawt sawz + mixt veg iz da BOoooMB doe ong
Do chickpeas count? I can eat that shit by the pound. Just soak, salt and boil - and boom, fricking straight up protein pills.
>antinutrients
aw sweet a schizo thread
I thought you israelites agreed they exist? Did you not get the memo, or are you just sticking with the old script?
you're such a vulgar caricature you've unwittingly become a stumbling block for your own side
Schizos be like:
>NOOOO SATURATED FAT IS LE GOOD YOU CAN EAT AS MUCH AS YOU WANT
>ANTINOOTRIENTS???? THOSE WOULD TOTALLY KILL YOU
Yeah, I'm sure something you have to soak in water for an entire day just to eat them (after cooking them, of course) are great for your health. Never mind the bloating and huge amounts of gas produced after eating them, I'm sure that's a clear indicator of good digestion.
So your argument is, let me get this right, that a food is only good for you if it easy to digest?
It's called a low-residue diet and it's legitimately the only way to be healthy.
>strawman
Answer the question
Wouldnt you get constipation without fiber
Dont listen to him he has a digestive disorder ans thinks everyone should eat in that manner. He shows up every threat that mentions fiber and tries to hate on every food that isnt low fiber. Its stupid
How is it the only way if most healthy people do the opposite?
>I'm sure something you have to soak in water for an entire day just to eat them
Oh no, I have to do something we've been doing for millennia - prepare food instead of eating it raw like a fricking animal, how horrible
>Never mind the bloating and huge amounts of gas produced after eating them
Sounds like a (you) problem homie, try not being an intestinelet.
As opposed to eating the very food that jump-started the evolution of the human brain, which was meats and bone marrow?
Only fat fricks like Henry VIII.
Most were just as healthy as the average modern-day europoor who doesn't live in a city.
>Only
You have no concept of history
Yes, they are. Thats why you have to prepare them for that long
You don't have to soak them when they are fresh (have you ever even seen a fresh pea in pod you dumb frick) and won't cause any issues if you have healthy gut.
You ever here of cheese you dumb Black person. Talks fricking years to make a good hunk of cheddar
Sadly before the harnessing of fire all the humans died because they were eating their natural bean diet from their crops
Lentils are better THOUGH. If I'm going to eat legumes I'll pick those.
They are objectively not better since beans, not lentils, indicate longer life
If you look the nutrients you'll notice how lentils have wayyyy less calories than beans. This means with lentils you get more nutrients per calory.
>correlation=caucation
Don't care.
Irrelevant but ok
>THOUGH
Lentils masterrace
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Give me your best bean recipes.
reh beans
whi rice
butta
all peasants/poor people eat them
ur dumb as frick Black person
enjoy colon cancer
Royalty were fat and sick
Cope
I know the study you think this comes from and it was a questionnaire of old people and the one common thread was that they ate beansLMAO
Okay, yeah it must be the beans keeping old people alive
Nope nice try though
Anything that makes you fart/makes your tummy hurt is bad for you and you should avoid it.
Correct. Even if I feel mostly fine eating beans, I feel even better not eating them. Legume copers can't know this because they've never tried eliminating them.
you can eat them. i will not because they are poisonous
>not eating them on purpose to build up poison resistance
Fitness is all about progressive overload bro
>he fell for the beans and legumes meme
>voluntarily eating peasant food
no thanks
Still not eating legumes.
Eating a lot beans u
makes me feel sick
Pythagoras and the pythagoreans had a secret reason for not eating beans and not stepping on beans and would rather die than reveal that secret. Where they right, bros? What was their reason?
One day Pythagoras was discoursing with Numa Pompilius who came to visit him from Rome. After they spoke on matters pertaining to sacrifices, their conversation moved to laws and which ones create the most virtuous citizens. As they elaborated on their views, their attention was suddenly captured by an insolent Syracusan artisan who upon seeing a Phoenician merchant reach into his sack, take out a handful of beans and shove them into his mouth, loudly exclaimed "AYO THIS homie EATIN BEANS". Pythagoras hearing this felt a sharp cold sensation in his golden thigh and taking it to be an ill omen, made a vow to never eat any beans, lest his people become negrified