Beans are the number one dietary indicator of longevity

Beans are the number one dietary indicator of longevity

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy your antinootrients

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      just cook them fricktard

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't neutralize the antinutrients in beans. Why would you want to, anyway? They're designed to kill you and make you suffer.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Speak for yourself, I neutralize antinutrients all the time. No faceless government beautecrat will tell this blue blooded American what to do.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beans suck, starches are better. Beans are too high in protein, calcium, and oxalates (which all cause kidney stones).

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beans are literally starches

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They contain starches, but are also 30% protein.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I accept your concession

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kidney stones

      Just drink more water ffs. Do I have to slap the soda from your hand, fatty?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        water is not going to get rid of any more plant toxins you moron

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick yourself

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beanz + chiggen + hawt sawz + mixt veg iz da BOoooMB doe ong

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do chickpeas count? I can eat that shit by the pound. Just soak, salt and boil - and boom, fricking straight up protein pills.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >antinutrients
    aw sweet a schizo thread

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought you israelites agreed they exist? Did you not get the memo, or are you just sticking with the old script?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're such a vulgar caricature you've unwittingly become a stumbling block for your own side

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Schizos be like:
      >NOOOO SATURATED FAT IS LE GOOD YOU CAN EAT AS MUCH AS YOU WANT
      >ANTINOOTRIENTS???? THOSE WOULD TOTALLY KILL YOU

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I'm sure something you have to soak in water for an entire day just to eat them (after cooking them, of course) are great for your health. Never mind the bloating and huge amounts of gas produced after eating them, I'm sure that's a clear indicator of good digestion.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So your argument is, let me get this right, that a food is only good for you if it easy to digest?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's called a low-residue diet and it's legitimately the only way to be healthy.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >strawman
          Answer the question

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wouldnt you get constipation without fiber

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dont listen to him he has a digestive disorder ans thinks everyone should eat in that manner. He shows up every threat that mentions fiber and tries to hate on every food that isnt low fiber. Its stupid

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          How is it the only way if most healthy people do the opposite?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm sure something you have to soak in water for an entire day just to eat them
      Oh no, I have to do something we've been doing for millennia - prepare food instead of eating it raw like a fricking animal, how horrible
      >Never mind the bloating and huge amounts of gas produced after eating them
      Sounds like a (you) problem homie, try not being an intestinelet.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        As opposed to eating the very food that jump-started the evolution of the human brain, which was meats and bone marrow?

        Royalty were fat and sick
        Cope

        Only fat fricks like Henry VIII.
        Most were just as healthy as the average modern-day europoor who doesn't live in a city.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Only
          You have no concept of history

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, they are. Thats why you have to prepare them for that long

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have to soak them when they are fresh (have you ever even seen a fresh pea in pod you dumb frick) and won't cause any issues if you have healthy gut.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You ever here of cheese you dumb Black person. Talks fricking years to make a good hunk of cheddar

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sadly before the harnessing of fire all the humans died because they were eating their natural bean diet from their crops

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lentils are better THOUGH. If I'm going to eat legumes I'll pick those.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are objectively not better since beans, not lentils, indicate longer life

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you look the nutrients you'll notice how lentils have wayyyy less calories than beans. This means with lentils you get more nutrients per calory.
        >correlation=caucation
        Don't care.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Irrelevant but ok

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >THOUGH

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lentils masterrace

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me your best bean recipes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      reh beans
      whi rice
      butta

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    all peasants/poor people eat them
    ur dumb as frick Black person
    enjoy colon cancer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Royalty were fat and sick
      Cope

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know the study you think this comes from and it was a questionnaire of old people and the one common thread was that they ate beansLMAO
    Okay, yeah it must be the beans keeping old people alive

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope nice try though

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything that makes you fart/makes your tummy hurt is bad for you and you should avoid it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct. Even if I feel mostly fine eating beans, I feel even better not eating them. Legume copers can't know this because they've never tried eliminating them.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can eat them. i will not because they are poisonous

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not eating them on purpose to build up poison resistance
      Fitness is all about progressive overload bro

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he fell for the beans and legumes meme

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >voluntarily eating peasant food
    no thanks

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still not eating legumes.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eating a lot beans u
    makes me feel sick

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pythagoras and the pythagoreans had a secret reason for not eating beans and not stepping on beans and would rather die than reveal that secret. Where they right, bros? What was their reason?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      One day Pythagoras was discoursing with Numa Pompilius who came to visit him from Rome. After they spoke on matters pertaining to sacrifices, their conversation moved to laws and which ones create the most virtuous citizens. As they elaborated on their views, their attention was suddenly captured by an insolent Syracusan artisan who upon seeing a Phoenician merchant reach into his sack, take out a handful of beans and shove them into his mouth, loudly exclaimed "AYO THIS homie EATIN BEANS". Pythagoras hearing this felt a sharp cold sensation in his golden thigh and taking it to be an ill omen, made a vow to never eat any beans, lest his people become negrified

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