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I see this as a win
it's genuinely a problem, they're fishing for the type of guy who can't say no
fr no cap
>be me
>at store getting groceries
>new, older woman gets hired as bagger
>not very attractive, total clown makeup and waaay too much mascara
>smoker voice
>use her line once
>asks me a how my day
>good
>get bags and leave
>next day use her again
>she asks me where i worked at and if i come here often
>say i work away from here, dont answer second part
>next day
>forced to use her
>asks me if i live near by, if i have a car
>lie again and say i walk, no answer to living question
>next day
>use someone else
>she jokes and says that i should only use her line
>bringe.exe
>next day
>same fricking thing when i use someone else
>she makes the same offended joke
>finally just ask what she wants, if she needed something from me. just get confrontational in front of cashier
>she just says she was joking and turns back to her register
>never talks to me again
did i frick up with my robotism?
you avoided a used up roastie, you did great anon
You fricked up by not bashing her, dragging her outside and raping her
Black person, you go shopping literally every day? I call bullshit.
nah sometimes aspergers people go to the store every day. whether it's a distrust of keeping inventory of groceries n shit at home or a love of routine, I have no idea, but having worked a till or two in my day I deffo saw the types to show up 5 out of 7 days of the week
right? he's alright just either needs a few more years on the fire or to stop taking adderal, can't tell which. In either event these sermons are straight up smoothbrain fire.
where i work i have this older gentleman that shops there 2-3 times a day 6-7 days a week hes been doing this for years now
>older
my dad's like that. He's a bored old man and doesn't engage with his hobbies anymore so he just walks all over the city and goes to the same gas station a couple times a day to get a coke and a pack of smokes.
pretty sure my coworkers said his wife passed away anyway most of the time i see him all hours of the day wandering around the store i'll see him 7 in the morning and still see him when my shift ends at 4 sometimes he swings through my department looking for deals on product thats getting close to expiration
>pretty sure my coworkers said his wife passed away anyway
yeah....
they told me that a long time ago if i remember correctly its been years that ive seen him doing this when i first noticed i thought he was actually asset loss prevention in plain clothes pretending to be a customer because i would see him around all day
my dad was like that until he found out about the internet when he bought a cheap touchscreen computer. now he is probably shitposting somewhere right this very moment.
He's probably lonely, poor guy. Aww. <3
i go to the store every day
>he has to double down even though literally no one goes every day
i do, 6 to 7 days a week i go to my local store and buy my diner
>doubling down this hard
i DO THO what is so hard to believe?
Clearly you're not based and Ledin-pilled.
No need to be rude homosexual, I bet if it was a a young bloke you would be on your knees sucking wiener
You that afraid of losing the interest of any woman?
No, I just don't like it when people are rude, the world's fricked up as it is, no need to make it worse, I had a large fat man drop his coins once in the supermarket, every one looked but no one but me had the decency to help him by picking them up.
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WORDS R MEAN!!!! PEOPLEA RE MEAN!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM GOING INSANE!! FRICK YOU IF YOU'RE MEAN *MIDDLE FINGER* AAHHHHHHHHHHH
Settle down your blood pressure is going to rise
A couple days ago I went to Chic Fil A at the mall. When they handed me my order, the bag ripped cause the food was too heavy and spilled all over the floor. I exclaimed "Shit!" A woman picked up my receipt on the bag and gave it to the employee to remake it. Another lady told me "Don't worry, they're making a new one." The manager, holding her hands on her chest, exclaimed "I am so sorry," sounding genuine. Another guy in a Naruto costume (It was Halloween) started picking up my spilled food and throwing it in the trash. I helped him too because I felt bad. Another employee said to us "Don't worry, we'll clean it up." But we kept picking up the mess until it was clean. The Naruto guy asked me if I'm getting my food replaced. I said yes and he said "Ok good." After a minute I finaleigh got my order, this time inside a plastic bag so it doesn't spill. I was told "Have a great rest of your day!"
I went in my car. I felt so guilty I didn't eat the food while it was warm and took a nap. As a terminally online overweight ISTner, I couldn't fathom how nice strangers were to me. I don't want to be an incel anymore.
I dont know if we deserve love but we do need it anon.
LMAO it's fricking chik fila no shit they're nice to you they're being paid to be.
You acted like a woman who got hit on and reacted like one
How do meet milfs bros
don't, it's totally gross
women past 22 are fricking ghouls
this started happening with me and im still DYEL
how fit do i have to get to have teenage girls flirt with me?
Eh. Just keep going. What are you gonna do when they start being interested? Stop making gains? Teenage girls have a pretty poor taste in physiques anyway. They're the only women who care about abs and being really lean. Once women start really wanting having children (usually age 18-22, but I've met a 16 year old who was practically begging any man to knock her up. Gross lady.), they care more about a man who is strong, powerful, big, and IS GROWING. A man who's improving, rather than just stagnating and trying to be "good enough" for the women. A man who knows the women love him and very much want him and doesn't let that control him. A man who calmly picks the woman he wants and who is the genuine article.
holy shit bro
Laugh, absolutely. Laughing is fun and good for you. But you'll see that it's true in time, and I'm way too boring to give joking or ridiculously aggressive responses to anons. I want him to genuinely benefit from what I tell him. The point was that the obsession with leanness is an immature vanity and the abs will become much less important than having your shit together and being a confident, dependable man as women are actually mature enough to start serious dating. I'm not a coomer, so I don't have interest in casual sex. I think this is the healthiest approach and so I give advice according to it. Way too many men are way too negative and obsessive about their bodies, cutting most of the time instead of making gains and thinking that small details in your physique will determine whether or not you get female attention. I'm not saying to disregard bodyfat percentage. Of course not. I think keeping within 12-20% most of the time makes the most sense unless you have a specific purpose in going higher or lower. But people are so ridiculous on here. I'm glad I was able to make you laugh.
You sound like you think you're really smart, but this post reads like a moronic pseudointellectual 15 year old who thinks he's got it all figured out, kek. Good luck with puberty, anon.
I don't think I'm smart. I regularly call myself moronic, and I'm proud of it. I'm just telling you what I think. I'd love to me 15 with my present mind. Imagine how swole I'd be by the time I reach my real age of 23 again. Though I don't wanna be that young in this current world. I don't know why being told that a better life is possible and hearing a differing opinion about what different sorts of women find attractive bothers you so much, but I don't think it's necessary. I am aware that my writing style is pretty geeky, but I don't care. People seem to find it funny, so I don't see the harm.
Anon, are you legitimately (extremely) autistic?
I wish.
Based anon just being himself, no posturing.
Authenticity is the hallmark of a healthy soul.
Yeah I'm just a monky or something. 🙂 Thanks.
I agree. Rick and Morty does in fact require high IQ to understand
tl;dr just stay lean to attract teenage girls and repel roasties
>Teenage girls have a pretty poor taste in physiques anyway. They're the only women who care about abs and being really lean.
I only started to get hit on by underages when I started roiding. It's hilarious, girls my age are intimidated while jailbait and milf types are all over it.
Yeah. I think it depends on how you view sex. If you see it as a pretty casual and superficial thing, you're more into the extremes. If you see sex as special and meaningful, you'll be attracted to a higher-quality man/woman. I've seen a fair few guys on here talk about how they're into "muscle mommies" who are very clearly on anavar, if not straight up test, but I would never get that inclination. They're unhealthy, they can't even get pregnant, and they have an unhealthy self-image. A woman who's 20-30% bodyfat, muscular (especially the bottom half), natty, and healthy is what I want physically.
should i start roiding? i dont have anything else to lose at this point im a 25yo khhv
You have your health.
if i get to 30 without female attention im gonna probably kill myself
get it out of your system, then get IST
get some female attention then. Do what it takes.
Girls calling the cops on you for glancing IS attention.
honestly if you have to ask us, you lack the certainty required to make such a drastic change to your life. It's not about the roids it's about you asking IST for permission.
Do you want it? Can you feel a need for it all the way down to the indivisible axioms of your thought and WANT? There's your answer.
Hire a hooker instead.
Lad, not to pile on, but this reads like a Facebook post from a fat dude who is decently strong but has zero aesthetic value
>Eh. Just keep going. What are you gonna do when they start being interested? Stop making gains? Teenage girls have a pretty poor taste in physiques anyway.
Lookie here, looks like we got an expert on attractive male "physiques"
You're a fricking pedophile Black person
The more options a woman has, the higher the bar for status and appearance.
was at a halloween party at a bar after final call an older woman grabbed my arm and called me a handsome man and told me she was watching me i nodded and thanked her i didn't find her attractive unfortunately
first time in my life anyone ever told me that. that wasn't just family or friends being nice
It's a win, anon. Married milf pussy is the best. Destroying a 20 year marriage. Cucking the husband. There is no better feeling.
Weird cope for being settling for sloppy seconds but whatever stops you from roping
nta but i've thought about the personal trainer/yoga instructor route
Weird cope on your end. It's the ultimate way of mogging someone. Low t homosexuals wouldn't get it
You have a soul and behaving like that is not good for it. Why would you want to bring misery to people who have done nothing to you? We'll all have to answer for what we've done eventually, it's better to pursue mercy than misery. Repent while you still can.
Doubly so if that marriage was actually happy beforehand. There is nothing more satisfying than fricking a woman with her pictures of her wedding day in full view, knowing that you are absolutely destroying something precious to both her and her husband with your dick.
>picrel
You know what milf stands for right?
theory != practice
correct, it's the same with femboys.
real cute on paper but frickin' around with them is kinda gross
Not even remotely cute on paper you freak. The psyop worked. Get you brain checked
Yeah, sure. Femboys are cute... on screen, with tons of makeup and filters. Almost looks like a cartoon woman! :O As long as he doesn't start talking or you'll just go "Oh hey bro."
> Girls make eye contact now
I'm scared bros, do they want the d?
>become IST
>damn anon, you´ve been working out
>realize they never took notice on me before
>frick these b***hes
>get fat again
>become IST
>>damn anon, you´ve been working out
>realize they never took notice on me before
>frick these b***hes
but this time i´ll keep my shape because if i dont cigars will be the death of me
Fax bruh I’m not even really big but this boomer ahh lady came into my work and said I was “pretty” and should be a model. it made me blush and get all hot. it felt surreal, I have never gotten a compliment like that before from a woman
some women are keenly aware of how desperate for compliments the common man is. It was as fun for her as it was for you, I assure you.
>be oldest student in my class
>most muscular, attractive and generally normal too (not that it takes much to mogg STEM Zoomers)
>smoking hot milf teacher clearly likes me
>we usually walk and talk after classes
>usually we walk all the way to the bathrooms, we say goodbye and she goes in
Is there a >0.00% chance that she doesn't need to pee and I'm ignoring a clear signal to plow?
Since NNN I've gone from cooming to quick fantasies involving her (and her daughter) to playing full feature-length pornodramas in my head.
she's going into the bathroom stall and rubbing her milf pussy 100% guaranteed. she's getting it ready for you to lay pipe. go for it.
What do you talk about? Can you find a way to maneuver the discussion to a flirty or sexual topic?
About the university, my previous career, our families, my motorcycle... personal benign topics.
I can make her smile easily. The rapport is excellent, but the riskiest I would go is mentioning how it's a sausage fest of a department and I haven't met a single girl there yet. MILFs are supposed to be proactive so I'm just waiting, I just hope that if she ever starts waving flags I'm not moronic enough to ignore them.
>university
>previous career
>our families
>my vehicle...
>personal benign topics.
these are all things im not proud off, and depending on the girl, either most of them are boring or borderline traumatized. yet i noticed that they love speaking about themselves. how do you get them going and going to avoid having them know about stuff you dont want to exteriorize?
just bee yourself, most people are complete frickups society is in flames
wont that make it so that
A) im the guy who always complains, and therefore not fun
B) i surround myself of fricked up people and end one with the crowd
you can talk about things you are pesonally dissappointed by with naturality without whining
comedians make a living making people laugh with their missery
that´s kind of my approach to dealing with everyone. thing is, you cant always be funny all the time. and some days you just have a shit day you can't even be bothered
>always leading you to the bathroom
theres the flag right there dumbass
>Is there a >0.00% chance that she doesn't need to pee and I'm ignoring a clear signal to plow?
Yeah bro just slowly follow her into the womens bathroom, pray there's no-one else there, and push her up against the stall and start kissing her
She'll 100% be into it and you won't go to jail
Trust in the plan
Should I get back to school just to pick up b***hes? I don't even need another degree, I would be there just to frick prime pussy
Idk how it is in Europe but in USA you could probably just walk in and pretend to be a student in one of the bigger gen-ed (100 or 200 lvl) courses, those classes have 60+ students usually. However you're probably gonna have to disappear before midterms or if the professor posts some group work project thing
Bring a gun to school and blow your brains out in front of her
Yeah actually. Not milfs tho just girls around that age.
If they're MILFs, you want to frick them, so what's the issue? Flirt back and gain some experience flirting.
no one ever explained to me what flirting even is and still dont understand
I'll help you
Flirting is escalating sexual tension, while keeping a facade of plausible deniability.
One part said something that "could" be interpreted as sexual, the other part might:
a. Ignore
b. Escalate
c. Pull back
If a, you're still in the game, might need to try again, if b, then you need to reciprocate (and maybe escalate as well), if c then you just fall back.
Eventually one of you will need to break deniability, by asking the other out of going for the kiss (usually the man is expected to break deniability).
I remember one time I was texting with this girl, and I commented something to the tune of "sometimes when people can't say outright what they want, they send a song that says it instead", a few sentences later she texted me "hey check out the song I'm listening to: Come & Get it by Selena Gomez."
probably explains why im a moron that will never get a girlfriend or laid im too stupid to do that unfortunately
It's only bad because you've never done it, was your first squat with 3 plates?
Start today, tell the old cashier that greets you with a smile (=she doesn't find you repulsive) she reminds you of some random celebrity and smile back, and gauge get reaction.
a. Haha I don't know about that
b. Well and you look like Ryan Gosling
c. Never heard of her
Just try to identify, don't escalate it or anything, just take your purchase, thank her and leave. That's one set with an empty bar.
I should make a Starting Seduction lol
>I should make a Starting Seduction
Kek
But yeah it's good advice to just try dipping your toes in to get used to it.
yeah, i always miss out on every hint. would probably just tell her i dont like selena gomez and only realize it moments latter
>build jet engines for a living
>can't figure out this simple formula for talking to women
life is suffering lads
Just be thankful you have a good job. There are people who can't pay their bills and are also moronic at flirting.
Interesting. I'm not the guy who asked, but while that makes perfect sense to me, I have no clue what I would say. Innuendo? Doesn't seem right. Honestly, I'd rather just be my oafish and honest self as usual. Some things are indeed left unsaid, but I don't wanna make a pseudosexual remark, especially when I'm not that motivated by sexual attraction. I just want wife to love and make babies with. :))
In your case I'd like to expand a bit, you still need to get at least the basic idea right, because no wife material woman will be upfront about sexual matters, that's why the "plausible deniability" part is so important.
Loose women just don't need that, they don't need to fool themselves into thinking they "got swept from their feet by your charm"
>Flirt back
then they might expect you to frick them
>milf at work
>Newly single
>Dropping heavy hints that she wants to go out
>1% chance I'm misreading it
>Cant afford to end up in awkward situation and/or HR
First reply decides if I go for it
yes
Anon has spoken
I will not let you down
>keep lifting until 32
>become IST
>get a 52 year old FWB that lets you go bareback and finish inside
Looks like things turned out well after all
I'd rather remain a virgin
This is the same attitude like girls find ugly gymcels flirting (harassing) them and moaning about it on tiktok
you just have to entertain younger girls. older women will fast track you into bed and you just have to play along
>become IST
>milfs start flirting
Hell Yes
If you're lucky, they might write you into their (soon to be realized) will.
It's like a switch flipped when I entered my 30s. Not sure if it's flirting but 3 of my middle aged coworkers are all talking to me more, wanting to commute with me, etc. They're fit but walled.
Last week my 30yo (I was shocked, she looks like a college student) cute tomboyish coworker started bantering with me, and I regularly catch her staring at me as she walks past my desk. Knowing me, I will of course ignore her until she moves on but it feels nice while it lasts.
For fricks sake. Stop being that way. Why are you like that? Go get it, don't let it slip.
I have coalburning suspicions and I don't vibe with that.
>3x5 talking to women
>negociate sex with women to failure
I have never had another person like me or want to get to know me. Im like a human repellant. Everyone I have ever spoken to has either been apathetic or outright hated me no matter what I do or say. I thought lifting would help but its changed nothing. Its over
Yeah, happened to me too. I'm invisible to young women bc I'm a manlet, but since men in the same age range as older women tend to be balding and fat, those women find a younger in shape guy attractive by comparison, and are willing to overlook manletism.
3 weeks ago I ass fricked a milf and came twice in her mouth. first night I met her
big if true
Same here. I have an older women at my job that obviously would frick me. Another one when I went shopping groceries.
Older women are just devious and disgusting
this but unironically
most of the attention i get are from single moms 38 and older
I'm the hottest guy in my gym and possibly my entire town (<5000 people). In addition to that, most of the town is blue collar workers, and I have money, I bought a big home on the edge of town on 40 acres, so that would give me a leg up. I don't advertise that, some people may know I have $ from my car, but its funny because just being as attractive as I am I get hit on all the time. I'm married so it makes my wife super jealous, and she usually gives me good sex after I get hit on, but it drives her nuts in the moment. I can't help but think if I ever got divorced I'd cleanup with these milfs. I'm 35 myself but look mid 20s, I always get carded. I love my wife but I definitely can't help but wonder what sort of depraved sexual things I could get these trailer park prostitutes to do should she ever leave me.
>I'm 35 myself but look mid 20s, I always get carded.
you don't look mid 20s, you look like a literal teenager. I know few people who got carded into their 20s and they all looked like babies, not young in a good way but an underdeveloped way, like guys who can't grow a beard and have soft, girly skin.
nta but women never refuse this. keep shaving, chads
>Its not pasta
hot in porn.
weird in real life.
t. gay Black person
>become fit
>everyone is 'intimidated' by me now
>everyone is surprised when we talk and they find out I'm not dumb
uhhg
Milfs are the best, god I wish snoyence fixes the fertility issue one day.
same but grannies and underage girls for some reason. not interested in either sadly.
I know teens like me (early 20s guy working in a highschool, literally nicknamed "Tarzan", some girls have taken pics of me) but they'd obviously never show active interest. Idk about 20s girls, haven't met any outside of metal shows ever since I graduated college. Middle aged women (30-55) are usually either extremely nice to me or look at me with pure disgust/apathy. Funnily enough it's usually the more attractive ones that are nice. Older women are all nice to me.
Blogposting but I just needed to put this down somewhere
Yeap. Real life isn't porn and most mature women aren't hot.