Did a cycle this year to get to 20 inch arms and a 400lbs bench. Just a simple test cycle 600 a week.
Recovering from cycle and my test has been shot. Ive been denying my wife sex. Shes been buying sexy lingerie, begging to suck my dick, been giving me back massages and eating my ass multiple times a week. Last night she practically raped me and she had this crazy look in her eyes.
Shes also been getting super territorial and a girl at tesco complimented my cologne and she went nuts started fighting and then as soon as we got home she sucked my dick.
My natty levels have now rebounded and we are having sex more again, but im gonna keep withholding and making her crave my sexual desire.
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How common is roid use in the uk? Are there a lot of muscular men over there?
No idea, i train from home so don't really see gym types. I am 6,8 so even having had 18 inch arms, they didn't really look huge just because of the scale next to my body. Wanted to get to 20 inches so ive been doing a bench, overhead press, chinup specialization routine just to foces on arms and chest/front delts.
Really happy with the results, kept most of my gains and PCT was used so didn't feel that awful afterwards, used hcg and tamoxifen.
Lies
It's extremely common and the ugl scene has made gear extremely cheap and easy to get. It's also not illegal to use or buy here, only to sell.
99% of men are fat or untrained.
Yes quite common since they’re legal here technically. Lots of fatties here so not a lot of muscly men amongst the general public. UK has a pretty fair gym culture though and within that subculture roidbois are reasonably common.
Pretty common. I see them loads but I go to a roid friendly gym so they give you roids if you want I don't do them myself but it's a very good gym and 24/7
>eating my ass multiple times a week
This is a weird post by a gay man trying to write a fantasy about a normal hetero couple, and getting it hilariously wrong
tpbp, /thread, rekt
LE TPBP XD
Nta but sorry no woman ever liked you enough to eat your ass. I had no issue getting numerous women to do it and they love it, like it always surprised me how little convincing it took to get girls who had never done it before to stick their tongue in there. Then they’ll do that thing where they get sheepish about it when you ask them if they liked because it’s a guilty pleasure for them which makes it even hotter. If your gf/wife is refusing it’s because she’s just not that attracted to you and finds you a little gross in reality. But just know she didn’t refuse when other guys asked her.
Didn't read, you're a homosexual
>I totally didn’t read that, I’m just seething for uh… no reason
picrel will be (You) when the AIDS finally does the world a favor
>woman refuses to do something with you
>w-well men who did that with her before must be GAY and have AIDS!
>Sour grapes? What?
>I mean yes I still have sex with my girlfriend even though she, apparently, has been tonguing gay men’s asses
Lmao.
>I enjoy having the shit licked out of my ass
>the mother of my children has zero self-esteem, so she does it
dunno which one's worse, but both are pretty bad
You don't really have a say when you let people lick your butthole
The average man's butthole is a hairy, shit stained pit of despair which no sane person would ever want to lick. It has never occurred to me to even ask a woman to do that because I am not a degenerate weirdo. The only people who want to do things like that are literal homosexual homosexuals like you. Brain damaged, soul damaged paraphiliacs with intestinal parasites and a history of childhood sexual trauma. Now go take your Prep and get the frick off my board.
I think they're larping spergs who've translated their own disgusting kink of rimming a woman's ass into receiving same.
You are spot on except it's not women's buttholes they are licking
>shit stained
Try showering like a functioning adult holy shit
>no sane person would ever want to lick
Yeah because you don’t know what soap is apparently. Try leaving your mom’s house and learning to take care of yourself
Have sex. It’s a lot more fun than being a neurotic incel.
A normal butthole is brown, regardless of hygiene. I know you homosexuals like to bleach your buttholes for aesthetic reasons, but please try to remember it's not something that normal men do. And before you start giving out life advice, maybe you should stop sucking off random men in the shower stall at Planet Fitness. Glass houses and all that, you know?
Really depends on the person, at least for women, color varies, more by race than anything since asses aren’t actually stained brown by shit. If actually slept with women you would know that. You seem really riled up though, did your gf cheat on you by licking some dudes butthole or…? I mean I get it but you gotta work past it.
>I enjoy having the cum sucked out of my wiener
>the mother of my children has zero self-esteem, so she does it with me and lots of dudes before me
Women don’t have self esteem for the right guy. They feign it because they’re repulse by you and your unwashed butthole.
>a hairy, shit stained pit of despair
A bunch of my mates have all had their asses eaten, and my ex it directly after giving me a back massage, then was hooked. I shaved it and I have a great ass, so who wouldn't want to?
way to out yourself as never having your ass ate, virgin lmao. you'd be surprised how many b***hes are down to eat your ass if you ask them and they like you enough
This
gays in denial
A woman sucking your dick must be gay too, since gays love doing that.
Nice fan fiction. homosexual
Damn I miss having crazy girls crave me like that. I settled with the “safe” and “smart” gf and she literally will put our 2x a week sex on her schedule and the pussy isnt even good. Im gonna start cheating
Have a talk with her about it, go to couples counseling if that fails, and then leave her you moron. She may have a low libido but you're walking human garbage if you cheat. Especially on someone who is loyal. Actually, forget all that, just dump her so she can find someone she deserves.
wtf why so mad
What's the matter lil bro? You got cucked? KEK
homosexual
Do it bro, you should be cheating on women out of principle even if the relationship is perfect.
>Eating my ass
Extremely gay. Have fun with a sex partner who shits liquid shit 24/7. My degenerate lesbian coworker ate ass and has the disease that causes that for the rest of her entire life. Of course she lied and said she caught it from taking care of her elderly grandma. Just a coincidence she was also a degenerate prostitute.
Sounds fricking hot, a lesbian prostitute who ate ass so much, she risked her health for it.
Good for you man
>eating my ass multiple times a week
You want to tell us something Op?
Why are you telling other men, what your wife does in the bedroom. You type like a homosexual, so i will assume you are one.
>she started fights in public
Peak trash. What color is she? Jk I know.
That's crazy, dude. Last time I tried denying sex to a girl I was dating, she gave me the cold shoulder for 2 weeks and then broke up with me. I asked her why and she gave some horseshit excuse (that was obviously made up on the spot) about how headpats remind her of the guy who molested her as a kid. Then, a month later, I ran into her at a college party and she started yelling at me and accused me of secretly believing she's ugly. And she also admitted that she spent the last month seething about me. I told her that I didn't find her ugly, I just wanted to take it slow. She said she wanted to hook up with me. I pretended not to notice, and she hinted at it several more times that night. We agreed to "just be friends", but didn't talk for the next month after that. A few days before Valentine's Day, I asked her out in a really flirty and horny tone, and she said no. On the 15th, she had nuked her socials and removed a fifth of her several hundred followers. Last time I saw her, she looked like she had aged 5 years and developed really prominent chud lines around her nose and lips.
Anyway, that's my story. I'm crossfaded in my 10m^2 dog kennel of a bedroom on Boxing Day and I felt like entertaining some random ISTizens. Merry Christmas and/or Happy Holidays, bros.
wow what a tale. nice one brother. crazy how people and b***hes work. can never entirely figure out the workings of their fascinating minds
Wrong board.
>> /lgbt/ - Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, & Transgender
and everybody clapped homosexual
>500 mg of Test E, 300 mg Mast Prop, 30 mg winny 30 mg dbol
>Ex-gf whose sex drive was fricked due to birth control, depression, and anxiety comes over.
>Expect zero sex.
>A couple days in and she starts feeling up my biceps and makes out with me, frick her hard doggy while she's still on period.
>She's more horny for me than ever and joined about getting a tattoo on her ass saying "Anon's prostitute".
My friend warned me about Test increasing sexual magnetism a frickload but he was fricking right.
she's cheating on you
I did the same and she just thought I wasn't attracted to her anymore after giving birth and started cheating on her lol
Tongue in ass can not be an inherently pleasurable activity due to human physiology.
If a person (male or female) enjoys it, it is due to either A) enjoying the idea of servicing the other person / making them feel good (in admittedly a weird way) or B) a psychological perversion or fetish one step removed from scat.
Having a woman put her mouth near your ass means there's something wrong with either you or her.
wow this thread is more of a gay magnet than /cbt/
> eating my ass multiple times a week.
That is not the mental image I needed while drinking my chocolate protein shake
just stopping by to point out the obvious insecure closeted guys in here.
>hurr durr only gays get their ass ate.
had a psycho ex that would literally get me drunk so she could do it. not going to lie, getting the rim licked while she tugs the ol' binky is pretty kino. This place is just reddit now..
>tesco
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