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Am I just a Debbie Downer if I am not enthused about marketing campaigns of businesses glorifying having a heart attack? Why can't I just be enthusiastic and get into the spirit of these 'challenges'? i.e., be a normie.
If you don't think that looks good af you're soulless.
Every single person who says "af" has absolutely nothing of value to say. Other terms used by soulless imbeciles include "kys", " mid", and "fr". I don't even consider you a real human being.
Kys mid ass b***h fr.
This Black person is telling the truth straight up and I'm not even lying. Now watch me whip? Alright catch you all later alligators.
Dont forget "unironically"
This anon gets it. Zoomers are a plague on grammar.
>Every single person who says "af" has absolutely nothing of value to say. Other terms used by soulless imbeciles include "kys", " mid", and "fr". I don't even consider you a real human being.
The whole thing combined is too 'heavy' for me. I can stomach the burger but not milkshakes, they're too sweet for my palette.
You can water it down princess.
A burger and a shake mixed together? Okay moron
>If you don't like soulless consumerism you are soulless
This is why no one likes you.
>souless mutt thinks he has any say in what does and what doesn’t have a soul
yo dawg, agreed, that look gud af
It looks good, but probably over priced. Could just go buy a better burger somewhere else or make one myself and eat it with a buy one get one hagen daz or something. Some anons said I should start making my own ice cream (I fricking love ice cream, idgaf) since it’s pretty much the only junk food I eat. I think I’m gonna buy an ice cream maker for weekend treats.
>If you don't think that looks good af you're not american*
Fixed it for you
Why are Americans the only Europeans like this? I've been to at least 5 other European countries & none of them glorify being fat like Americans do.
Fr like wtf am I even looking at?
You'll only get fat eating this if you're a tiny manlet. I'm 207cm tall and this is nothing. Fricking midge.
>American
>European
Here's your average white redpilled chud from America bro
Poor motherfricker... now he has been dealt a tough hand, you fricking incels better not complain about your lives.
>you fricking incels better not complain about your lives
bottom is bottom even if you looked 10 times better your situation would not be much different
Americans aren't Europeans anymore. They are all extremely mutted. It's what makes them the perfect consumerist goyim.
It's a good thing that shartistan is collapsing, you are the cancer of this planet.
Words can't describe how much I hate Americans.
>it looks good AF
>AS FRICK
>BUT I CANT SAY FRICK BECAUSE MY MOM WILL GET MAD
Zoomers really need to shut the frick up until they learn how to talk like not moronic Black folk. And it looks incredibly "middle" and not at all "busting".
alright gramps lets get you back in the home
The meat, cheese, and bacon look good. Everything else is going to be way too sweet unless you have sugar numbed taste buds.
disgust.
fattyfatfatfat.
nice bait
If you think that DOES look good you're a disgusting goyslop consumer. Stop eating junk food for a few months and this will literally look disgusting. It's insane the levels of gluttony people have been conditioned to accept
I'm down for the burgers, but I don't like chocolate milkshakes much. Strawberry or blueberry or anything fruit flavored over chocolate
looks like shit
Isn't a burger + smoothie a fairly standard junk food meal ?
Every 50s-60s themed "diner" has it as a combo… and people were certainly having less heart attacks back then
nothing was fried in seed oils back then
Then:
Buns made of bread.
Burgers made of beef
Fries fried in beef tallow derived oil
Milkshake made with real cream
Now:
Buns with added sugars and high fructose corn syrup
Burgers full of fillers and added high fructose corn syrup
Fries fried in vegetable oils
Milkshakes made with added sugar, fricking more corn syrup
>Burgers full of fillers and added high fructose corn syrup
dont forget mixed with human flesh if you go to the big fastfood chains
What's the story there? Is that something that happened?
>Fries fried in beef tallow derived oil
You made that up. I can tell you're a lardass.
Even if that was true, it doesn't fricking matter. How hard is it for amerifats to get into their think heads that burgers, fries and milkshake aint somthing you should have for dinner every other day? Like, jesus fricking christ, you have immigrants from all over the world, how the frick is goyslop the only food culture you've managed to adopt?
Everything has HFCS, trans fats and seed oils in it now.
The economics of food that makes it cheap also makes it terrible for you.
What a mess. I hate over-designed menu items that are a chore to eat.
>dyel twinks will say this isn't a fairly small amount of McDonalds for a single person
only if you've had at least 4 gastric bypass surgeries in your life
Take out the gallon of corn syrup for water or some hot tea, and the food is a cheat meal at best. Not very satiating, there's much less protein there than you would think.
My go-to these days is some kind of double cheese burger with a spicy chicken sandwich on the side. Frick corn syrup just drink water.
Switch out the soda for beer and it's ez pz
The way the condensation is beading makes it look like that crust on the outside of the cup.
OOOOHHHHHH SAAAAYYYYY CAAAANN YOOOUUUU SSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE
The best part about the newspaper still coming to my house every day is the obituaries, full of fat motherfrickers who died of diabetus.
Keep eating, pigs.
Honestly though if this is too much for you...
Yeah uhhhhhh how's the weather down there shorty? No no, I understand, more than 1000 calories a day is over maintenance for a little guy.
Fat? No, I'm just not a fricking manlet like you.
By the way, you still haven't hit a *snickers* ...two plate bench yet, right? lmao
Hamburger is good, but sugary stuff is gross.
>melted milkshake with little crymbs of burger in them
>burgers with the bottom half chilled below foodsafe temperatures and made repeellently soggy
I get that they sell this kind of shit so zoomers can take a photo and then chuck it in the garbage without eating it, but it doesn't even look compelling.
god i hate millennial cuisine
>6 days of memeshits Middle Age mon-like autistically disciplined like NoFap, Keto, no Carbs, etc etc plus tons of meme supplements like pajeetgandha etc
>literally a whole fricking day of loss of controll (or even worse, a planned day) of giga binge eating of tons of tons of ultrashitty goyslop n sugars n sheets
The ultimate stateof current /fitizens
Not a far cry from my post-show meal a month ago tbh
>No one questioning the buger getting cold from sitting onto of the shake like that
Bunch of short term thinkers in here. Cheesebugers are the last thing you'd want to eat cold or even lukewarm.
I'm down to 84.5kg this morning. Started at 101.5kg on September 1st.
Currently eating my dinner yoghurt and looking at this thread unbothered and full of lactose.