BJ bros I don't feel so good

Where will his midlife crisis end?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Tries to live forever
    >Dick stops working before 50
    Pathetic

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wanting to be healthy and live a long and nice life is normal. But this kind of shit is what happens when you have made the quantity of your life the most important thing. This freak needs to find God.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The great irony is he grew up Mormon and became atheist in his 30s. His self awareness is so low, he doesn't realise how embarrassing this transhumanism denial of death thing is to other grown ups. And because he's rich he'll never realise. He's like Tom Cruise, everywhere he goes people line up to suck his dick. He's just gonna keep doing weirder and weirder shit. Watch, within the year he'll be talking guru like of a new enlightened movement blah blah blah, growing a pseudo religion with him as the Messiah.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's weird for doing this, but I think you underestimate his intelligence. He will never advocate his methods as the best way to live. He is more like an experiment, or professional athlete who wants to find out the limit of the human body in the discipline of longevity, therefore he's going to do things that aren't conventional or even practical as the goal is to squeeze out as many years with his own organs as possible. The contradiction is more in the fact that he injects blood, fat, and even stemcells and is most likely also going to get organ transplants once time catches up to him, goinng by the amount of supps he takes it's prolly gonna be the kidneys or the liver first.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I think you underestimate his intelligence
          >but he's gonna die early because of his own contradictions
          U mean overestimate?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I thought the same for his skin care. He said most skin creams didn't show results after a few weeks (no surprise considering it's decades of damage) so he switched to high temp full body needles and lasers multiple times a week.
          He does a ton of stuff that might have results now, but scream
          >this is going to make the problem worse in the end

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like an npc wagie normgroid

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly I'm surprised the bio-hacking niche vacuum hadn't been filled yet, I been known about bio-hacking since at least 2018 (technically I took a course in uni in 2014 about transhumanism and augmented reality and bio-ethics but I mean in the mainstream).
        It's like the movement hit peak subculture around 2018 when that netflix doc came out about CRISPR and nobody jumped in to become that guy, the Bruce Wayne billionaire philantropist who was gonna bring the science to the masses.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah he should just sit on the couch with a can in one hand and a bowl of chips in the other, his giant beer belly obscuring the TV ads with some moronic program in-between them, then gracelessly expire from his 3rd heart attack at the ripe age of 70. You know, like normal people do.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I can only think in extremes

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's not an extreme. That's literally what "normal" is these days. We're quickly approaching over half of the global population being overweight. "normal" should be considered an insult at this point.

          Stop projecting. Also you will never afford his useless treatments so stop riding his botoxed wiener

          I don't have to afford any of his shit, I can just watch him do it and draw my own conclusions. He's useful, unlike normals in front of TV.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stop projecting. Also you will never afford his useless treatments so stop riding his botoxed wiener

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn't sound half bad compared to Botox your dick and eat spinach and two handfuls of pills for dinner. Oh, don't forget all the time spent in and out of rejuvenation clinics for God knows what.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shut the frick up. this man is doing gods work by doing these things.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Injecting Botox into your penis is God's work?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, the harder you frick women, the more they will yell phrases like "Oh my god!"

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait are you telling me I can make my dick not go soft and make it bigger by doing this? Why isn’t everyone injecting botox into their dick? The doc told me I need some weird prosthetic pump inside my balls if I want a operation for ed.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just inject erectile juice into your penile, thats what harvey weinstein did and he raped a lot of women with his deformed penis

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, why would paralysing your dick muscles make it bigger and more functional?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because the dick isn't a muscle, its a sponge.
      If its anything like botox to treat retreating hairline, the muscle overtensing is a big problem.
      >But why not train the muscle
      That is a good question, but I don't know a real answer to that, and neither do the medical profession.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why you people hate this guy.
    He's essentially a looksmaxxing guinea pig for all of us. He's doing controversial, experimental treatments to delay aging, and we're seeing in real time it's efficacy or lack of

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Poor chinks have very bad turk problem in their hands

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hes being a male version of female celebrities who spend all they time on trying to stay young and attractive cause thats what their only value is idk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just throw a couple of cats in there, problem solved

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no no no.......

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit my dick is almost twice the size of Bryan Johnson

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're a big guy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          for you

    • 1 month ago
      Professional Spaniard

      The Angion Method can already provide you with massive dick gains in a short time without risking your dick falling off from injecting bullshit chemicals.
      And it's completely free. It just takes discipline and consistency. But people will always prefer a bullshit magic pill than guaranteed results through effort.

      lmao. This guy is a dicklet.
      Kudos to him for having the balls to disclose this.

      I don't know why you people hate this guy.
      He's essentially a looksmaxxing guinea pig for all of us. He's doing controversial, experimental treatments to delay aging, and we're seeing in real time it's efficacy or lack of

      >He's essentially a looksmaxxing guinea pig for all of us.
      He's doing too much shit at once. There's no way to know where the results (if any) are coming from.
      They could be from the 100 pills he takes daily, or his fasting and exercise, or diet (I doubt it), or the literal younger human blood he injects himself with (most likely).

      It's all a publicity stunt to sell some course or book to "science"-loving søybøys down the road.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What did it do for you, I can’t seem to figure out Angion, I mean I run my thumbs on top of my dick but does that really do much? How long before you noticed results?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >be gorillionaire
      >13 cm dick after dick enlarging therapy
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHA

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NGL I kinda respected BJ but after seeing that he has such a small dick I will now unfollow him from all social media

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is this flaccid or erect?

      Holy shit my dick is almost twice the size of Bryan Johnson

      >9 inch rod
      Pics or fiction

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Says stretched, which is basically the same as a good boner.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's stretched flacid length, which for most people is more or less the same as their erect length

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No wonder why he is the way he is... I understand now and pity him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      12 inches is pretty impressive

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        centimeters m8

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I always feel better about my 6.5 inch dick whenever dudes say that their meat is small.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Goonbrah got so hard and jelqed so far
    But in the end he only got a centimeter

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >shockwave therapy
    Fancy wiener and ball torture?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I swear, botox is like a drug or something. Everyone who does it seems to believe they NEED it and that everyone else also NEEDS it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've spent so much fricking time running interference on my wife's dumbfrick friends who are all constantly screaming in their group chat
      >JUST WENT AND GOT NEW BOTOX
      >OMG YOU SHOULD DO BOTOX IT MAKES YOU LOOK SO AMAZING
      meanwhile they all look both haggardly and fricking moronic because part of their face doesn't work

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this homosexual so obsessed with telling the world about his dick?

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